Jainism is the only true religion of peace, so that's pretty cool.

Submit to god, insha-allah.

>>602191567
Buddhism, its the only scientific compatible religion

>>602191567

>atheist
>fedora tipper
Pick one faggot

>>602191567
no religion, just self-determination.

As an Atheist, I think Sikhism is pretty cool.

i am also on this quest, though perhaps a bit further along that you, so i believe i can help quite well actually. there are groups known as Pagans, which is an umbrella term for all of those non-christian nature religions. there are a lot of festivals where these guys get together. the very first thing is you should have some exposure to others who practice these religions.

>>602191567
Dudeism
Deism
Asatru

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>>602191567
Buddhism is really the only logical religion.

May I ask what has caused this sudden interest in religion?

>>602191777
Trips confirm Buddhism is best. But really though, go for it, it's more about the living style and philosophy than "religion" per say

>>602191567
You can always do what I did and make your own frankenreligion using bits you like from other religions. So far it's been a kind of deism with a dash of Buddhism and some odd bits of Christianity.

>>602191567
i'm in the process of creating a new religion, it's still in the beginning stages tho and is meant to go with my political manifesto

the concept that ive been taught is "there are many paths up the mountain." the mountain being 'enlightenment' or a greater connection with the universe. but this also states that there is no one 'right' way, but there may be a 'best' way for YOU. and in our modern age we have so many to choose from, our challenge is to find the best one.

>>602191567
>religion
>faith

pick one

Bump for interested in the subject.

No religion really wants someone who DECIDES to join a religion.
Besides, you think athiesm is just a neckbeard thing because you're too naive to know what spirituality even is.

Be Christian then, that should round you up with the rest.

>>602192376
i would like to tell you about them both but it might hinder my future plans of putting them to work in a third world country

a hidden muslim

Be a Jew
The first step is falsifying your Jewish heritage, which is a hugely Jewy thing to do
After that, you're set

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>>602191567
Life getting too hard to handle, OP?
Need someone to tell you how to live, eh?

>>602191567
Christianity, but, don't be an asshole like most mainstream "Christians"

If practiced correctly, Christianity is more akin to Buddhism, which you can also follow in parallel to the teachings of Jesus.

>>602191567
Become B'nei Noach, they have few restriction but lots of room for spirituality. To lazy to type about it so just google it.

If you're of Scandinavian descent, become a norse pagan. It feels right. Also, the first norse pagan church in almost 1000 years has recently been built in Iceland.

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>>602191567
Old ones.

>>602192003
>>602192529
if you want me to talk more OP, let me know.

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>>602191567
Try the slavic neopagan beliefs. I'm fooling around with them myself and it's cool.

I'm catholic and catholics believe you don't even need to be part of a religion to enter heaven, just be a good person with a good heart and good morals, as corny as it may sound.

tl;dr you don't need a religion OP, just be a good fucking person.

>>602192756
The best thing about Judaism is its widespread worship of wealth and profit. It's the best religion for sociopaths and profit hungry entrepreneurs

Darudesandstormism

>>602193332
Are there any cool religions where I don't have to be a good person and it's actually better to be a bad person?

>not muslim though

>>602193332
Haha good one. Fuck off Post-Vatican Cathar

>>602193508
You can worship one of the old pagan gods of Greece. Just pick the one that suits your idea of evil the best

The religion of evidence-based reasoning

>>602193654
This guy
or just be a hedonist

>>602193229
My nigga

>>602192675
angry atheist is angry
"nnuuu he's leaving our ranks! the heretic!"

>>602192376
let me guess it involves my little pony

>>602191567
neo-nordic peganism

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Cam-whoreism is the best religion. Take that fedora off and worship these titties.

>>602193736
And don't be a gender-fluid pan-sexual ham-steak.

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>>602192266
Apparently, you've only been exposed to the strains in the West. Go to Tibet, China, practically anywhere else, and it's filled with dragons and deities and all that shit. Go to a Buddhist center, get their chants and translate them. These are littered with calls to deities. It's absolutely a religion.

They all believe in reincarnation into other lifeforms, based on certain spiritual "merits." Just because they don't use the G-Word in the West, doesn't mean that there isn't an implied being that keeps a running tally on all of humanity.

Unless you throw out everything but the meditation, it's just as stupid as any other religion. Don't be a retarded hippy.

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>>602193776
He's an apostate! stone him!! was something no atheist ever said.

>>602191567
be catholic, its the easiest to get into and it doesnt really mean anything other than being accepted socially

you dont even have to believe all that crazy shit, just say you do like everyone else and you're cool

>>602193986
he wanted evil, I suppose he'd have to worship Loki

>>602193903
That's it. Getting some KY to prep for my conversion.

>>602194103
But you sure wish it upon him.

>>602194036
>They all believe in reincarnation into other lifeforms, based on certain spiritual "merits."
The quest to be a cow. So cooL
Also, vote for Thor

Go catholic or go home.
My family is catholic and it's really the only religion I could consider labeling myself with.

Nobody gives a shit if you're catholic. Not even other Catholics. If you can avoid the whole never ending guilt thing, it's basically a cakewalk. Nobody tries to debate you, nobody tries to make you sing along with any bullshit I love Jesus songs, they just want you to know that there will always be blood on your hands. Church is boring but I haven't been since I was eight, so I don't think its a requirement or anything.

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>>602194194
Damn it OP! Of all these ripe religions you choose the one that suits slutty women and traps. You're a disappointment and most definitely a fag.

>>602194103
Uhh Communism? You don't like Jewish foreigners ruling over you? Enemy of the State! Burn the Churches, Destroy the Christians!

Don't be fooled. You can't say "it's not in the name of atheism." No true Scotsman fallacy.

>>602193800
nope, it involves a path for humankind not to die in these coming 100-300 years, depending of the success and then how it spreads, think evolved sci-fi humans without the survival of the fittest mentality we have in society today
>>602193875
wrote a paper on Forn sed no too long ago, gud stuff

>>602193647
The fuck are you on about m8

>>602191567
You can be atheist without being a faggot neckbeard

>>602194440
Disappointment? Absolutely. A fag? No way, weiners are icky.

>>602194688
At least he can try

Polytheism ftw.
>Wiccafag

>>602194749
Nonsense. OP is always a faggot.

>>602193508
>>602193654
>Worship greek god Ares, the god of war
>Go to iraq and join up with kurdish forces
>Kill plenty of ISIS militants
>????
>Profit

>>602192102
No.

Regards, Buddhist.

>>602194688
It seems to be pretty rare on the internet these days, though.

>>602191567
Fun facts about Buddhism

>1. Buddhism is non-theistic. Buddha was not a god nor did he claim to be. Buddhists do not pray to Buddha or worship him but simply give him thanks for his philosophy.

>2. Buddhism is accepting of all moral religions. It is possible to be a Christian and a Buddhist as long as the Christian part will agree with Buddhism. One may also be a Buddhist and an atheist.

>3. There has never been a war fought in the name of Buddhism.

>4. Buddhism does not make absurd scientific claims. It also encourages it's followers to test it's principles for themselves.

>5. Buddhism does not have laws but rather has principles all Buddhists do their best to follow.

>6. Buddhism morality has the following precepts: : not to take the life of anything living, not to take anything not freely given, to abstain from sexual misconduct and sensual overindulgence, to refrain from untrue speech, and to avoid intoxication, that is, losing mindfulness.

>7. Einstein endorsed Buddhism as the only religion compatible with science.

Buddhism has the characteristics of what would be expected in a cosmic religion for the future: It transcends a personal God, avoids dogmas and theology; it covers both the natural and spritual; and it is based on a religious sense aspiring from the experience of all things, natural and spiritual, as a meaningful unity. -Albert Einstein

If there is any religion that would cope with modern scientific needs it would be Buddhism. -Albert Einstein

>8. Buddhism really isn't a religion but a philosophy. The Dalai Lama has said Buddhism didn't become a religion until the west called it one.

So /b/, why aren't you a Buddhist?

>>602194830
Best response. Lol'd. I needed that.

>>602194281
Nigga, if I wanted somebody dead, they would be dead. I just would never kill in the name of my imaginary friend.

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E.) None of the above.

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>>602194194
Jessica Nigrism accepts all, be free and fap my child.

>>602195190
Your son is a Jew lol

>>602195116
Because you left out all the very true and bad parts about it, you dipfuck. How about the fact that the Dalai Lama wants freedom for Tibet so he can rule as a god-king and force the peasants to work for his priestly class, while they sit around and spin their prayer wheels?

Not to mention have your post just isn't true. Go to Asia, the western version is not representative.

>>602194808
Wicca? Hahahahahahah
All the books I've read on Wicca point to it being bunch of new-age bullshit. It's pretty much whatever you want it to be.

>>602195287
She's not even hot and has an annoying fucking voice with no personality... The only wining quality is her breasts... Are they even real though?

>>602193229
Thor was the one with the hammer, not Odin.

Go follow The Temple of Priapus, you faggot

>>602191567
Embrace Odin the Allfather and your path shall become clear.

There is no greater joy than experiencing your first blot

http://churchofsatan.com/

You're welcome!

>>602194853
Then he can kill ares and the rest of the pantheon with his sexy ass blades of chaos

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>>602195365
>western version is not representative.
So what? It's a good philosophy. Buddhism is what you make of it.

>>602195478
ODIN PROMISED THE END OF ALL ICE GIANTS

I DONT SEE ANY ICE GIANTS

MORE PROOF SHOWN THAN BIBLE HAS

PRAISE ODIN

The orthodoxy

Seriously though. We'd prefer if you figured out your spirituality and did some research first. Hot or cold. No room for lukewarm beliefs.

>>602195429
And Thor was red haired and Odin was one eyed. That picture is fucked all around but i like it nonetheless

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>>602195395
and Tapedick is a false prophet. Bend the knee to Nigrism or face your doom, son.

>>602195182
>uses the word nigga
>implies he'd kill a person
you're either 12 or a filthy nigger. Get out of my internet

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>>602195708
Stop giving out my identity fatfaggot

>>602195631
lol y so extremist?

>>602195599
No. It's either true or not true. With such a sloppy conception of it, there's no definition, which means "it" has little meaning. If everything is subjective, it couldn't be distinct from any other belief system.

Fuck you new age wankers. Stop stealing and modifying other cultures and religions for your own ends. They have meaning for those people, changing it to suit your needs, means you're no longer talking about the same thing.

>>602195190
God wasn't nailed to a cross. Jesus=/=God.
Damn you to Hel

>>602192266
>per say
wut?

>>602195374
>whatever you want it to be
exactly

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Rare and dangerous form of Satanism I saw on /x/.

>http://www.lulu.com/us/en/shop/arioch/wrathful-chaos-five-books-of-satanic-philosophy/paperback/product-22016615.html

pic related

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>>602195895
I can believe what I want Buddha said so. You can be closed minded if you prefer.

>>602195895
no u

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I pray to Mr Skeltal

>>602195943

This.

>>602196105
Congratulations, you are a donkey.

>>602196043
Looks unpleasant.

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/r/atheism accepts everyone as long as you are euphoric.

Thelema, Lucifarianism, or Theistic Satanism are my suggestions. They're all pretty cool.

I see a lot of debate going on about Buddhism. My piece of advice: any serious Buddhist will tell you that meditation is the most important thing, and the suttas don't need to be taken literally to learn the lessons from them. Stick with therevada Buddhism, or if you really don't care about the doctrines at all and just want to meditate, try zen buddhism.

>>602196222
don't you mean Mrs. Skeltal?
Check those trips

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>>602196495
Thelema is nice!

>>602196495
Thelema? You mean works of Allister Crowley? bahahahaha

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worship the real god

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>>602192376
> my manifesto
Hi Elliot, good to see you again.

>>602195599
That quote is fake. You are blatantly displaying your ignorance. Buddhism can be thought of as a philosophy, but it is above all a practice.

>>602191567
Satanism. Most fun obviously.

>>602196895
Citation needed

>>602195943
Your ignorance of white christ is apparant.

According to christian doctrine, god, jesus and the holy spirit are all one god; the Trinity

Also, food for general thought: We all hear about God and his vengeful deeds in the old testament. Jesus and his hippie behaviour in the new testament. It's funny that noone ever mentions exactly what the holy spirit is.

I wonder why that is, hmmmmm?


(I Jest. I know why that is. but do you?)

>>602197048
http://fakebuddhaquotes.com/do-not-believe-in-anything-simply-because-you-have-heard-it/

>>602192266
Dubble dubs!!

>>602196514
Sooooo, if you don't like what the doctrines are, just don't worry about them, they don't matter. As long as you think you're still a Buddhist, you're still one, amiright?

>>602197177
Is that your website anon? I'm sure you're proud of it.