NZ/New Zealand thread.
My man. Chch here
Why isnt idbro even back?
>>602136352
Hello, Christchurch, how are you?
>anyone selling in Tauranga, pls.
>>602136616
He is buzy telling Lorde not to dress up as him and that costume party for rich cunts.
Looking for the green in Auckland?
>>602136616
She doesn't post here anymore.
>>602136896
>he
I thought idbro was a girl.
>>602137184
Can we just legalise it already?
That way white people can grow it and we can actually start getting strains in this country.
Only strains we currently have are strains of Measles.
>>602136653
Swear noone has green anywhere..
>>602137390
>I thought idbro was a girl.
r u sirius
>>602137488
They don't, it sucks.
>>602137462
Oh today I think abit of Blue Cheese for breakfast, Sour D for lunch and some Blueberry Kush for desert?
If I lived in CO
Bump for op
>>602137630
Outdoors is going to be flooding in about a month, fuck outdoor bunko mob weed tho
>>602137750
NZ is so shit when it comes to strains.
"it's white widow"
"it's white rhino"
Or, the worst:
"Do you know what strain it is?"
"Yeah, bro, it's good stuff"
...
No it's not.
Heaps of green here in chch.. had problems everywhere else on south island tho
>>602138327
hahahahaha hit it on the head there mate.
Friday Night fuckers.
Hows the first week of Uni gone?
>>602138729
Gets on my tits.
Tried to explain to a mate that you can get weed that is 'blue'.
Told me I was lying.
>Friday night
>gon' be a slow thread
>comfy level off the charts
FRI NIGHT MFERS
>>602135943
whats good cunts?
09 reporting for duty
>>602139493
Hey, babe.
Miss ewe.
>tfw sippin on makgeolli from a bowl
>>602139493
ur mum sucks dick for discounts at noel leeming cunt
Wats everyone drinking on such a lovely night?
mfw got a rugby game tomorrow so waters for me
Hungry but can not be fucked making anything.
>>602139898
drinking ur mums tears from when i fucked her too hard lol
Can anyone suss in dunners?
>>602139898
Rum and Coke my friend.
>>602139898
drinking makgeolli and listening to ktrap music
>>602139972
>implying that she couldnt take your cockle
>>602139673
eww, give me a back massage~
>>602139817
my mum doesn't even know what a dick is...
Whangarei up here, looking for green around Tikipunga; any definite sources?
>tfw Im thread cancer on /pol/ I post and the thread stops
Reminder that weed is unhealthy for your body.
>>602140727
Oh look, white knight up in here.
>tfw the guy didn't even check my ID at the liq store today
i don't even look old enough
>>602140727
>>602140957
Reminder that cum is a great skin lotion
>>602141048
They all know me too well to check my ID...
Sup cunts
Ask a Kiwi living in Germany shit
>>602141134
yea, my cum on your face
maybe
>>602135943
I actually want to retire here, where are some ideal places to settle down in NZ?
>>602141321
Go home
Anybody realised how fucking dry it is in Auckland?
>>602141233
Are turks really as big a problem as germans tell me?
>>602138591
can anyone help me out finding some b's in chch
>>602141468
I think we all getting high in a month or so. The fucking waiting though.
>>602139973
quaggity
>>602141233
That you Roskill fag?
>>602141337
Nowhere, you dirty nigger, fuck off.
THERE'S BLOOD ON THAT BLADE
>>602141337
depends wat your looking for.
>>602141337
come live with me~
only if you're cute tho
and i've got high standards
I just wana sleep and the damn AKL museum is shooting fireworks all over the place
>>602141814
in other words, bring lots of weed
>>602141588
Fucking hope so.
Anybody know how long weed lasts before mould becomes a problem?
I'm considering stock-piling during autumn then selling at a higher price mid-summer.
Supply and demand suggests there's profit to be made. Either that or I'll just end up smoking it all.
>>602141814
As long as I get to shit on the top of one of those mountains im all for it.
>>602141859
>AKL museum is shooting fireworks all over the place
That's a warning, means the chicks have officially taken over.
i wish i could sleep forever
imagine how beautiful i'd look at the end of it
Any Auckland Uni cunts in the house?
>>602141946
As long as its stored properly mould shouldn't become a problem.
and dried properly
dirty south auckland clicking in
>>602142032
RIGHT HERE
fuck uni tho
i should've been a rapper
nudes??
>>602142020
RIP
>>602142185
You dirty nigger.
drychurch here
FUCK ME, I'M FALLING APART
>>602142032
I know several at AU and a couple at AUT, but not myself. (WhangaFag here again) → >>602140679
>>602142225
Sounds good to me, gotta browse to one of my damn folders though, too lazy.
>>602142293
i'd prefer the term bush maori thankyouverymuch.
>>602142198
I have news on the indian qt.
It may have been wishful thinking doe.
The one time I crawl down to /b/ and this is the first thread I see.
Keep tight bois
>>602142198
Hey man, what you studying?
I'm liking uni to be honest. I'm feeling real on top of shit. Holidays never get old but it feels good to be doing shit.
my dak plant has just started to flower, she's looking damn gorgeous. only a few weeks to go. then i don't have to go buy fucking grass clippings from the local tin house
>>602142348
do it fgt
>>602142559
Fuck man I'm jealous. Always wanted to grow. I know all the theory of it but never had a good place.
Where do you grow it? closet?
>>602137184
Im looking. How much. Where.
>>602142559
Fuck paying for it amirite. atleast until you smoke it all and run out before the next harvest.
>>602142431
lay it on me, my man
>>602142544
women studies
>>602139052
So far behind already
>>602142805
recently moved out into a country area. put her in a recycling bin, and chucked it into one of the many deep ass ditches around my house. can't see it unless you're a meter or two away from it
>>602142930
I'm looking for the green mate i want three 50 bags.
i live for Fridays just to die all over again on Monday :/
>>602143018
Walked past her earlier after hanging around to hear the words. "Yeah hes pretty alright". I want to believe she meant me but probably meant the tutors class
>tfw
>>602143044
haha, its like holiday then trying to cold start a world war one diesel.
>>602143099
Did you set up lights? I wouldn't imagine it would get enough sun in a ditch. Won't it flower early? yeah bitch i know my theory.
>>602142559
curiously did ya use any nutrients schedule and such?
>>602143018
hahahaha
oh u
...
>>602143018
>women studies
AHAHHAAHHAHAHAH are you fucking serious?
>>602143533
ohnomnomnomnom
Seriously though if you ever get the change to nosh a fresh nug do it.
>>602143276
greet her with a namaste~ next time
weed in botany 2014
my girlfriend left me and I'm drowning my sorrows, got a fat weekend of gaming ahead of me, what's everyone else up to?
>>602143704
>get looked at real strange
>>602143595
kamate kamate kia ora kia ora
>>602143387
nar man it's a pretty open, wide ditch, two people can easily walk through it sie by side. sun is doing all the work. there's knowing your theory. >>602143471
all i use is blood and bone liquid mix. no schedules, let the sun do it's magic an water it every second day or so
WEED PLS
>>602143978
ahh nice about the blood and bone. Way better than growing tomatoes right hahahahaha
>tfw the stuff your drinking looks like the cum you just emptied onto a tissue an hr ago
i would kill for that consistency tho
>>602143844
what do you play brah
it's dry in welly but that's only because no-one wants to go to upper hutt
>>602141484
Not really, at least not where I am. Germany has far fewer immigrants than NZ in any case
>>602141666
Nah mate, Wellington here
>>602143485
why did you leave me alone in the manlet chat???
>>602143852
>get looked at
>>602144460
>get looked at
I can handle this Ill try not to loose my spaghetti all over the floor.
>>602143978
I just figured with it being in a recycly bin that would timit its exposure time. did you/are you training it? vegetation or flowering?
>tfw guy gets your hopes up
>"Yeah can do a hundy"
>Sweet
"Sorry it's actually all gone"
>>602144195
damn straight my friend. although i have a nice garden full of tomatoes and other veges;)
what's stopping you from putting a closet grow together, rather easy if you got the know how
LET ME GO
>>602143969
oh wait are you a fucking chick? nah bo this is /b/
If you're a girl i guess that's fine, but if you're a guy doing womens studies you should chop your balls off right now.
>>6021446>>602143978
One of these badboys right?
i don't want to be your HERo~
>>602144324
gonna have a fatass binge on Guild Wars 2 and Destiny. But I play pretty much everything
>>602144837
yea man spot on hahahah
>>602145003
I'd be impressed if you had fulled up one of the new big bins though hahah
just delight
broken night
>>602144638
it's in one of thhe stubby blud cunts you put your milk bottles and shit in, see above
>>602135943
>NZ/New Zealand
>shiggy diggy
>>602144741
friend already under way I have 5 mothers atm waiting to start the flowering though since that part isn't finished yet.
i was drinking earlier
now i'm postin'
Anyone in Wellington wanna come draw with me on Sunday?
im bored and my girlfriend is in another country for god knows how long
how are you faggots doing
>>602145003
Oh right I get it. Yeah man that's an all good set up. I was thinking about one of the tall wheely bins. Good on ya.
You poked some holes in the bottom to avoid over-watering?
If you're interested in getting any sort of information check out reddit's /r/microgrowery their wiki has soooo much usefull shit.
>>602145494
Can I have a John key in full Vietnam attire with a 1000 yard stare?
>>602145255
wow nice man, what kind of set up do you have, type of lights etc.
heres her a week or so ago
>>602145098
fuck off with all your asian shit.
>>602145559
>New York Paris Milano Tokyo London
all the places where i fucked her
>>602145714
>Political cartoons
I only ruin childhoods.
>>602145644
yes ssir many holes for a bit of extra drainage. the root system on this is booming, i kinda feel bad restricting it to the space it has. some have started to pop of the bottom holes lmao
>>602145817
>no posting kpop girls in a kpop thread
lol
>>602145896
shes stuck in aus because her passport is shit...
>>602145737
The mothers are under a led unit, in a tent thats hidden away. Uhh the tent measures 90cm(width)x50cm(depth)x160cm(height). Hooked upto to a filter and fan aswel. Don't have any pictures though sorry.
Tossing up whether or not to go to the TPPA protest tomorrow. I mean what would it even achieve? And what are we even protesting against any more?
>>602146132
Kpop was only trendy 2013 and early 2014. Now the only people who like it are koreans.
Confirmed chinky. Fuck off to a chinky thread
why don't you come see me on the tiny talk anymore???
>>602146050
plz doe its not so much for any reason other than it would amuse me for science rasins.
>>602146329
Confirmed racist asshole, fuck off to a racist asshole thread.
>>602146335
I been waiting doe.
>tfw high as fuck
Not giving info tho because all you fucks will try and get me to hook you up
anyone in hamiltron? I feel like I'm the only one with internet in this fucking hole
CONNECTION ERRORS
ARE
BACK
>>602145737
I have flowered in that tent before got just over 7 ozzys with three girls, that was with a 600hps that was aircoold.
>>602146386
I don't really need to be arrested by our government.
>>602146570
I have internet! Tron is city of future, internet everywhere.
>>602146421
I'm not actually racist, I'm fine with asians I'm just getting annoyed at all these irrelevant spam pictures.
But while we're arguing, this is /b/. Every thread is a racist *arsehole* thread.
>>602146554
BRO CAN I GETS US SOME WEED? DAAAAHAHAHA
But seriously I never tell anyone I smoke or I'd have half the fucking teenagers in my town asking me for DANK KUSH G DAAAAHAHA.
Ritalin and booze is where its at anyways
>>602146224
i've always wanted to try out an LED light set up, never really had the budget in the past. have you used other lights before LED? if so have you noticed any major differences with the plant growth etc
Fuck sake.
Randomely just started feeling dizzy as fucking fuck with a headache.
Am I dying?
>>602146570
Nah bro I finally got dial up a week ago shits cash
>>602146706
where in tron are you at nig? Hillcrest represent
please
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwYlbwULL6Y&list=PLJVearzChmiJWlz28aekrSKG0y24h-2T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLowwNjTkZU&list=PL0DiuJsuUbM94lhuwI3uhZ9UyHEwngvqp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCwaT0UkeRs&list=PLOUTrqSgkbhbT5EBh7zSlyvlFQy3vvA8U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwIBxfxSeEU&list=PLTkX4RoVWpqHgNOBkmNl7uneUktjpea0I&index=2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IEPkU9IhsSc&list=PLqKLzdMv6wND7U2Hp9mjZRFNCshcGY_iT
>>602146796
Dodgy Nawton
>>602146639
>>602146335
>>602146132
>>602145896
Who the fuck is she?!
>>602146790
bro have you seen this picture yet? Fucking craaaack up g DAAAAA
>>602146753
Drink water.
>>602146753
Hows your vison? U maybe coming down with a migraine, i have some codine if u want
>>602146728
Uhh I wouldn't flower with an LED unless you were going to buy an really expensive unit from overseas aye.
>>602146688
Nah mate it can be on the cards for his portrait when he leaves office. Better than Queenies reptile claw.
>>602146868
Stop with the monkeys already!
>>602147017
yo mah boy hook me up with that codine ya hear
>>602146727
It's really fucking annoying. If you look hard enough you will be able to find it. People need to learn how to make new connections
>>602146897
YOU KNOW? YOO-
NA but seriously google is there for you
>>602146796
Hillcrest? R u me?
what are you cunts drinking anyways? I'm in hamilton so I'm drinking the only cider they had left at the dairy, scrumpys for life nigg.
lol ill drop a few tinney houses adresses in the south akll if anyone wants
>>602146992
Yeah, might need to, Imma chug a litre.
>>602147017
Seems ok except my head is spinning like fuck.
>>602146753
all your problems will go away with alcohol
>>602147218
Yeah cunt, sorry.
>>602147310
Sup coppers. Howsit?
>>602147296
you're a fucking gross cunt. Get a job so you can buy some ethanol-containing booze.
UOA bro here
>>602147048
yea man i've seen them rangee from 500 up to like 5000, ridiculous. but they must be expensive for a reason, right?
>>602147464
Sup man!! what are you studying?
Please don't say womans studies.
>>602147453
still better than fucking dobo or whatever the fuck you bogan cunts are drinking these days. A couple bottles of scrumpy gets me pretty set for a friday night of jacking off and crying
>>602147546
close...HISTORY
3rd year atm
u? i guess business
>>602147445
i just don't really give a fuck about the cheap niggers that run them;)
Hey guys, my bruise I got during blackout is healing up. Still getting drunk though.
>>602136653
yep haha, If your dry I'm not haha
>>602147419
oh, talking to myself again
why did you runaway from the tinnie chat???
>>602147620
those blast marks...too accurate for sand people
>>602147671
It happens
Reporting In.
Sup bros
>>602139898
Weed
>>602147733
told myself about it
>>602147787
sell me weed if ur in ak cbd
>>602147593
ahahahahah allright cunt, you're funny, I'll give you that.
TBH I don't drink much at all because I'm on morphine at the moment but even when i wasn't i'd prefer to back a fat bowl.
>>602147658
wot pls don't bully
>>602141468
I can score in aucks it aint dry
>>602147834
Remember that chick we saw today? Do you think she was with that dude? Or were they just walking together?
Fucking hell.
Racing heat, dizzy and a bad headache.
Am I being punished?
>>602147869
what the fuck did you do to get on morphine? Damn dude.
I like smoking a tiny bit of weed but anything other than a buzz gives me crazy anxiety for no fucking reason. Guess I'm just too much of a pussy.
>>602147603
Guts bro. unless you're real passionate and are going for your doctorate.
Yeah man, good guess. Majoring in Accounting and Commercial law.
Accounting guarantees I have a small dick and the Commercial law means I can argue about it,
>>602147486
Yeah when you can get an hps kit for 250-350. I dunno like I've seen some pretty good led grows online with frosty nugs and dense but its such a large investment aye.
are you even still here???
or are you on your walk???
then walk right into my arms~
>>602147865
First Name
>>602141468
See >>602147908
It really isn't that dry mang. Try some older hookups again
>>602147910
well didn't stop us from raping her so lets hope for the best right?
>>602147908
where
>>602147703
No idea how I got it, I looked around my house because if I fell on something that hard I'd think it would be broken, but everything seems fine.
>>602148076
george
>>602147620
Lol from the thumb nail it looks like someone popping a tiny titty.
>>602148033
you take any drugs? I'm pretty sick at the moment and have the same symptoms as you. Have a couple of beers and you'll feel a-ok
>>602148148
Seymour College?
>>602147910
probably he was wearing crocs, chicks dig crocs
>>602148198
nah UOA
>that one guy who actually thinks i do women studies
lol, it's just a hobby, bro
Well turns out I was lying better luck next time.
>>602148048
na im going to go teaching the little bonga kids in highschool
always base your dagree around your penis doubts
>>602148038
Yeah bro you're a major pussy.
I crushed the end of my thumb off because I'm a fucking idiot.
>>602148246
greig?
>>602148339
you got morphine for that?? sounds like you're the pussy bro. DAAAAHA JOKES CUNT
What the fuck did you do to crush your thumb?
>>602148478
Tony?
>>602148478
James?
>>602148317
Fuck man seriously? If I were you I would fucking kill myself. Why not do another 3 or so years so you can teach people who actually give a shit for a lot more money?
>>602148478
Gary?
>>602148339
How'd you manage that?
http://ruminator.co.nz/john-key-i-dont-even-know-what-the-gcsb-is/
>>602148478
Donkey?
Christchurch, whats up!
>>602148478
raffle
>>602148643
Shonkey?
Auckland Central
>almost out
should've bought 3 bottles
haven't even tasted all the flavours yet
WEST
IS
BEST
>>602148751
sup
>>602148600
checking dubs
because i have severe self confidence and motivation issues, as well as the in ability to concentrate
>>602148764
3 bottles of what?
>>602148749
John Key?
>>602148196
Dexamphetamine but it can't be that as I took my last dose at 12.10 or something.
>>602148785
Yeah, but Atlanta are looking OK.
>>602148481
>>602148611
Being the genius that I am, I was servicing my motorbike while it was running, so I'm wiping down my chain and the rag sticks so my thumb goes straight into between the chain and rear sprocket. Munches it off from the whole nail up. Still got joint function though which is nice.
>>602148840
Makkoli
tastes like shit btw
>>602148858
Exactly hes butthurt about today.
>>602148840
ass juice
about to polish off the rest of last years magic mushy honey. preparing myself to trip absolute balls
>>602148638
the fuck is this
>>602148888
nice Quads faking faggit
>>602148888
Checked
>>602148802
then why the fuck did you do history?
If you can't concentrate do a business degree, then at least you'll make some money.
>>602148888
nice many eights
>>602148989
Weird laughing your arse off at absolutely nothing right? Or the 3am fuck I'm tripping realization.
>>602148888
good job nigger. Checked
SELL ME WEED IN AUCKLAND CBD
>>602149095
history has been my love and only academic interest (bar my minor) since i can remember
>>602148986
Nah he'll just remember
>>602148802
But in all seriousness, Don't make decisions based on your insecurities, you fucking idiot. make decisions based on what will actually give you a better life.
>>602148751
me as well :3
emotionally tortured souls ww@?
>>602149198
3 years that ill probably fail, im like a c+ gpa
mainly thanks to 1 0
>>602149189
dreams are free