>>602023521
>I have tried anal stimulation
>I'm bi-curious
>I sometimes wank to doujins
>I have an incest and a rape fetish
>I have experienced depressive episodes
>I know that it's wrong but I have some deeply ingrained racism from my dad and cartman. A friend and I have been "acting" like complete racists and Nazis for about 4 years. I've always considered people who actually are racist rednecks and retards but I have actually become one of them now.

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>>602023521
I got drunk on Bourbon Street and did naked pushups for beads from a bachelorette party, which soon after resulted in a black stripper giving me head on stage.

>>602024169
You went to a bachelorette party? I always thought those were girls only

>>602023521
I once had an affair with a 21 year old hooker (and no I didn't pay, she used to buy me shit). She had some fucked up father fixation.

And none of my friends know and yes I'm high up in my local church

The second secret would be how I met her in the first place

I get on 4chan

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If you're lurking and want to read more of this stuff bump plx

>>602025203
go on

>>602023521
I once wiped dog shit from my shoe on the back of the curtains in my hotel room

It was in Munich and I'm sure that it was lasid there by some big lumbering Alsatian dog, so I considered it payback

I want to get a female dog and fuck it on the reg instead of jacking off.

>>602025944
As you ask

I met her off a sex site. I've been fucking other random women for the past four years. During this time, I've video's quite a few of my encounters. I sometimes sit in the church congregation and wonder who knows what I get up to.

If there's one thing I've learned, you can never tell who has what fetishes.

Oh, and I left her in the end when she became too demanding. She didn't even know my proper name, never heard from her again after I left.

I want my wife to cuck me, then force me to be a sissy tranny whore. She would then pimp me out to strangers and make me lick black cum out of her ass and pussy every day.

>>602026646
Should also add, I also do gang bangs and mmf where I happily double team skanks with other strangers

And yes, I am afraid of aids, and that's all that stops me doing it more frequently. First time I did it, I couldn't get my head straight until I got tested

>>602023521
I saw my aunt's big tits, I mean pure double d. Came out the shower and walked into the room while I was watching tv like it was nothing. I was 9 at the time. I believed she caused/started my fetish of big nice tits. Getting hard just thinking about her right now.

from the age 11-13 my mother sexually abused me and allowed other women to do so before she got sober and we moved to a new city

>>602023521
I often try to disappear into my mind in quiet moments. When I just want a break, I let everything go blank, and lose myself to the comforts of my loves. I let them try to cheer me up and it always works. I don't put any effort into imagining, my mind just let's things happen. Other times, I'm in different places, doing exciting things. Meaningful things.
Then moments later I'm back in reality.
...
Fuck.

>>602027101
Post similar (for science)

>>602023521
I fucked your mom and she had you.
It took a lot of courage because of the pure shame that I feel

>>602027068
Diseases ruin all the fun man, i wish they could be eradicated, shits always got me freaked out.

I fap in my friend's bathroom whenever he passes out early

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>>602026034
This. I actually just got a lab puppy. Can't wait until she's old enough!

I dun licked a bootyhole

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>>602023740
Welcome to the team. You start tomorrow.

I love posting bananas on ylyl threads. I'm 35 with a wife. I have a good job that pays well, and don't live in my mom's basement.

>>602023521

I browse 4chan.

I browse 4chan.org/b/ daily

>>602027578
>>602026034

Wtf.

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>>602027357
Kid you not, her tits where like these, just a shade darker not so "blond girl" like.

>>602027889
Get over it.

I uh...once shoved a banana (peeled) all the way up my ass lubed with baby oil. Decided did not enjoy and pooped it out. The thing shot out of me like nobodies business. Laughed my ass off after

>>602027961

No u. That's pretty fuxked up.

I want to fuck my own mother. That would be the zenith of sexual pleasure for me. I just dont want to initiate anything because i dont want to ruin her with post-sex guilt.

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I whore myself out to men 40+ and I'm only 18
Pic related

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>>602027418
You worry less the more you do it. Honestly, the odds are in your favour. I've barebacked hookers and I'm still clean

>>602023740
he said one thing u faggot

I bought Fallout NV on launch day and still haven't played it

I roll on non roll threads.
Roll

>>602027808
There is no shame in this

42 with wife and kids

i killed myself

>>602028149
Tits or gtfo

>>602028159
>Nutella monster coming to get you
My problem is that it could be anyone, ANYONE, statistics mean nothing to the individual, and that shits scary

>>602028149
Reasons?

Money or something else

I'm pansexual gender fluid

>>602028473
>whore
It's probably money

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>>602028408
I'm a guy, just pretty feminine is all.
>>602028473
It's hot, I'm a slut and free money.

>I've fingered my ass but I'm straight.
>I like force/rape porn and incest porn
>I online-dated a few times when I was in my teens.

>>602023521
Me (boy) and my former friend (also boy) went into the woods and sucked each others dicks/jerked off together when we were around 11 years old. I'm now 18 and I think about it at least twice a week.

I'm a cunt.

>>602028685
is he gay?
do you feel any gayness?

>>602028623
You're cute! I would suck you dry.

>>602028460
Don't fuck anyone

>problem solved

Or even if you do get something, you've got a good 20 years of solid fucking of people who've already got the disease

> problem solved

>>602028685
Underlying gay tendencies. Maybe you liked it more than you thought.

>>602027860
fucking disgusting

>>602027288
Stories

>>602027860
kek'd

>>602023521
Bumpit

>>602028623
>free money
>prolapse

Doesn't it destroy your ass hole after a while?

>>602028685
You felt the need to say you were both boys before saying you sucked eachothers dicks?

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>>602028753
thanks

>>602026034
You go, don't get it pregnet tho

I'm a 22/f and I enjoy watching porn videos of old men fucking young girls. Grandpa teen kind of shit. Just writing this out kind of repulses me but it gets me off :|

I'm the originator of the naked banana. I created that abomination. I don't know how it ended up in Johns' hands. I apologize.

>>602028746
>>602028846
At the time I didn't feel very gay, only felt as if we were playing. A few years later though, I realised that I was bisexual and now I wish we could do it again. Cause my friend got really really hot.

>>602029148
Nice legs

>I'd smash the back doors in

>>602028783
Fuck that shit, i like sex, just gotta be careful as hell its like a phobia, but im gonna fuckin do it anyways

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>>602029105
I normally just suck, I ask a lot for fucking me, so only 2 guys have done it so far, but that's the reason I ask for so much, because I'm worried about repercussions from getting fucked too much.

>>602027000
Trips

>>602029112
Oops.

>>602027860
You should just kill yourself

I come here every day. Sometimes 2 or 3 times.

>>602023521
I'm attracted to my friend's niece. She's 12.

I'm married to my wife of 5 years but i regularly meet up and hook up with random people and don't feel that guilty. No offense to my missus but i'm better looking than her massively.

Several times it's been at cons or meet ups from online stuff.

I had a 3 year affair with someone from my local guild on guild wars and seriously considered ending my marriage.

>>602023521
Lost my virginity at 24 to a fat chick I didn't find attractive at all.

>>602027288
Are you boy or grrrl

>>602029334
is he bi/gay too?

>>602027860
scum. just. scum

>>602023740
>One thing
Not your blog faggot.

>>602029482
do u regret it?
i lost mine to a chick who many might find ugly, but we're friends so i don't regret it

>>602028623
Would tap

>>602028685
When I was around 6 I rubbed dicks and jerked each other with my best friend, sorta fucked his butt cheeks and got sucked by him.

>>602027808
43 wife 5 kids

>>602029310
More common than you'd think

Some of the younger girls I've fucked also got off on this. Mostly through conditioning off the internet.

>thanks internet

>>602029670
that's a lot of wife

>>602028054
You've obviously never been balls deep in a dog before.

>>602029610
>6
>Implying you fucked anything

>>602029350
Go on, what do you charge?

My married secretary had my baby 2 years ago the guy thinks it's his to this day.

>>602029670
I always thought I would be so much more mature at 35. I guess that ship has sailed.

>>602025203
>And yes I'm high up in my local church

You say that as though we would have assumed so before you mentioned it.. Trust a religious person to not really grasp the intricate workings of the English language.

>>602029499
I think he is, as he was the one encouraging the entire thing.

I call up this chick who is a meth addict for blowjobs, i pay her $20 bucks per bj and she gobbles my knob choking style.

>>602028000
I think you mean "nobananas business."

>>602028988
she would get drunk and fuck me
>>602029484
im a boy

I wanna join the air force so i can bomb and kill people

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>>602029784
>tfw you haven't

>>602027000
GTFO

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>>602029610
would get tapped
>>602029826
They both paid £200 to fuck me, and £50 to get sucked

>>602023521
>I'm dating a girl who used to be a stripper in Bangkok, it's been 6 years now and neither my family nor my friends know about this

I have a dozen pictures of whitney and I'll never meet her or go to one of her shows.

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i want to be a chubby femboy and be live in a room like this

I have a parasitic twin.

>>602029941
Im pretty sure my wife would be cool with me gettin my pipes cleaned once a week for 20$ if she didnt have to do it

>>602027101
Similar except it's as wide good and tits for me.

>>602029310
It's understandable. Most men under 40 are worthless. The older generations were real men.

>>602029926
>confesses to fucking hookers
>criticises grammar

Thanks /b

>>602030098
What is that in real money?

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I'm trying to live my dreams and realizing how fake it feels makes me wanna give up on something I've worked years for

>>602030098
Let's see that asshole

>>602023521
I like to taste my ass, i usually put my finger on my asshole and then put it inside my mouth

>>602030323
What's your dream?

>>602029795
>6
>implying you can't fuck anything at that age

*takes deep breath*
>>i had a thing for my sister when i was a teenager

>>602030098
How much for you to top?

>>602030092
?

>>602030266
I agree, glad you used most though. 24 here and not a worthless man child with stupid accessories, real average man that gets the womens panties wet. I think it's just like we've began revolting against all the tatted up pierced up feminist bitches, women are tired of swag fag try hards too

>>602029941
>method addict
>20 bucks

You should be ashamed, for playing so much. Jesus, she'd do it for less if she was clucking. Just wait for the right time anon

I'm a pedophile. Not so much that it is embarrassing, but I don't wanna get lynched.

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Married, 2 kids, good job, i secretly jerk off to scat porn. Has to be amatuer women, no men, hard to find.

If my wife knew she'd never talk to me again.

>>602023521
I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom.

>>602030744
or she would shit in your mouth

>>602029310
I'm an M and I like watching that kind of porn too, I don't like the thought of my GF fucking some young douchebag but I like her fucking an old man

>>602029590
Yeah I do to be honest.. Not because I wish I'd saved it for someone special but just because I feel like I let myself down and debased myself by having sex with someone I found repulsive.

>>602030098
That's it? How much for ATM?

>>602029795
We didn't cum, I don't think I even knew what that was back then.

I love the taste of breastmilk.

>>602030718
You're pretty much in good company here, anon.

>>602030098
Do you advertise?

Also do sent your homosexual boyfriend fuck you up the ass anyway?

>>602029689
Ha nice, too bad the net also ruined good girls even more though. Hard to find a good girl that isn't already faithful to somebody, all just a bunch of dumb whores with stinky whore pussy

>>602031000
TRIPS

>>602031210
SINGLES

im so obsessed with her and pretending not to be :/

>>602023740
Its like u just typed that shit for me

>>602030079
I have. She was too small for me so I couldn't get it in. Then she got pregnant and her pussy got all swollen. I decided to try and I was able to finally fit. I fucked her hard and deep and came buckets. Like 10 minutes later she started popping out puppies. 2 were dead, the other 3 were tiny. One died the next day and we gave the other two away.

I still giggle about it. I probably gave them all brain damage from my dick. She wasn't due for another month.

Dog pussy is better than human pussy by far.

>>602030784
in the 69 did your Humpty nose tickle her rear?

>>602024169
I'm a girl btw

i ate my 6 year old cousin out when i was 8

>>602030784
I was born in a burger king bathroom, was also found and adopted there

>I masturbate daily
>I work as much as I can because I have no other way to spend my time
> I carry myself confidently and can talk to girls but I cannot approach them, for whatever reason to talk to them. I just can't build up the courage to do it in the moment.
>I look like a decently built guy, but in reality I probably couldn't bench more than 90 pounds.
>I try to be funny to fill in the gaps

>>602023521
Twincest happened

>>602031336
Ionce finger fucked a 13 year old,

>>602029478
lol i'm like 90% sure my dad has affairs all the time. hes a bitch so he probably pays for it.

hes also a medical doctor of 25 years. (55 now)

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>>602030303
eh?
>>602030364
face first, it might change your mind
>>602030587
I dunno, I'm not sure if i'd make a convincing top, I'm only 5'3 haha :/
>>602030885
ATM? As in a cash machine? Huh?
>>602031000
I just post on craigslist now and again

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Last weekend I was so drunk and horny that I fucked a CD. Shit was so awkward and weird, never again.

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>>602030069
I know this feel

I daydream alot about it. I just wana find a pedo or a child killer and murder them

I talk about it to much at college. A girl killed her baby and only got 3 years, been getting worse lately

>i am u2 album

>>602031538


break down and fuck a fatty. It'll be like a training session for you to get your game on.

>>602031684
I reckon if i had kids i'd stop but i just don't understand the need for monogamy

>>602031696
ATM = Ass to Mouth

Dirty little sluts like you should know that.

>>602030631
Same here. 31yo business owner with a 28yo blonde fiance.

>be me
>be 17
>be in greece on depressing holiday
>be asked by greek older cousin if I've been with a woman (nope)
>be in city next day having coffee
>be picked up by my cousin to have a talk about 'careers'
>be at a strip club in 2 minutes
>be thinking I'm getting a lap dance
>be at nope it's a brothel
>see large titted woman walk up to me
>asked if she will do, laugh and say yeah I think so
>be in room with pants off (one time I wore tighty whities)
>woman puts condom, dafuk I'm not hard and my foreskin is up
> (fuck it) be getting my dick sucked son
>she turns around and puts my dick inside her
>start thrusting gently, fuck all happening down there
>quit that cause I'm not even hard, fucking neon lights and brazzers ads on a tv
>be getting jerked off mechanically for 10 mins
>no erection, this isnt hot, couldnt cum if I wanted to
>bitch gives up, I put pants on wash up and leave
>older cousins asks if it was good
> I say sure and pull out a cigarette
18 now
Would rather have stayed a virgin for a while

>>602031696
ATM = Ass to mouth. Not Automated transit machine in this context.

>>602031406
yeah. it's big like a pickle but i ain't ashamed cause i get paid

I got with a trap I met on fb seriously thought it was a woman till we first met still got a bj from her/he/it but couldn't go all the way
>mfw still the best blowjob I've gotten to this day

>>602031773
congrats, now you're a faggot for life

>>602031538
Snap on 1,2 and 5

As for three, I have no problem talking to girls and flirting, but no interest in fucking them / relationships

And I'm not even secretly homosexual. Just not interested in sex, so usually end up friendzoning them!

>I wish I was normal

>>602029992
Was she ugly as fuck and couldn't get a date or something?

>>602023521
i love anal stimulation

>>602031349
Considering I hate dogs that don't even reach my knees I would probably be fine. Just don't have the time, money and space to deal with a dog like that

I'm into animals (not furry, just bestiality)
and my own father

I went to a party
I was drunk
I kissed a fat girl
She vomit ( on my shirt )
She kissed me again
Then I stopped it bcause she was fat
I sad to ger that she is fat and ugly
She took moar of the alcohol
End

>>602028623
looks like PartialAsian

18 year old female. My dad died in a car crash when I was seven and I have bad daddy issues. I get overly attatched to male teachers and kinda fantasize about them. Some of its conscious the other times it's subconscious. Like in dreams and shit. I dreamed I made out with my woodshop teacher and felt gross but loved it at the same time. My bf only knows the half of it

>>602023521
your moms had an accident when we were having butt sex but i was too horny to stop.

>>602030976
they say that, but I feel that 4chan has the average proportion of anti's. I feel pretty isolated, usually. Shit sucks.

>>602032357
five bucks says you're 15.

>>602023521
>Old one 404d

I'd be embarrassed about that too, OP. Hell, anyone with even a shred of pride would want to crawl under a fucking rock.

>>602032213
You're into your own father or you ARE you own father?

>>602032402
Cmon ur a degenerate if you act on it... life is all about choices....u can choose to not act on it

Dog fucks my wife. Not embarrassed just would never admit irl.

>>602032121
You'll get there. I'm an oldfag. I bought a house a couple years ago and I'm finally able to get a dog, so I did. She's for hunting and fucking. Labs are good.

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>>602031839
oh well that's just a given, ofc if someones fucking me i'm not gonna give a blowjob too, that'd just be dumb..
>>602032321
Why? We look nothing alike.
--

I've also got my tongue pierced to make the blowjobs better!

>>602032213
It's Jesus motherfucking Christ!

My dad died of cancer 4 years ago and I keep having dreams where I'm fighting with him or something.

I had one a month ago that was very graphic in which I smashed his head in with a brick, chunks of skull and brain everywhere, and I did it because he had molested me in my dream. ( I didn't visualize that part, I just knew that was why I was doing it)

Can't tell anyone about that dream because what kind of sick fuck dreams up that their dad molested them and they smashed his head in for it..

>>602032712
Sounds like ur embarrassed

>>602025875
Fucking faggots. I'm proud of it.

>>602032035
>2015
>still thinks sexuality is determined by actions, not preference

kek, look up the defintions

>>602032482
One can only hope...

>>602032892
sorry about my dumb, face, tried to be kawaii
and failed miserably

i had sex with my sister when i was 7 and she was 9

>I have gotten a blowjob from a 12-13 year old girl I used to babysit
>I have cheated on my girlfriend three times with various cocktailers I work with
>I have such a strong fetish for feet that in summer I masturbate in public restrooms when I pass girls in sandals with attractive feet
>I have not purchased groceries in 13-14 months because I just load up a cart of whatever I want/need and just walk out the front door of the store with it. I then load up my car and leave. Not a single problem yet.

>>602033042
yeah keep telling yourself that faggot

>>602032507
kek

>>602032808
As long as I don't turn into a normal member of society you're right. Until then I'll just continue to inconspicuously molest my friends' dogs whenever I have the chance.

I regularly jerk of to MLP R34 and have a recurring dream in which I rape my high school crush who I still talk to on a daily basis

>>602023521
rape turns me on most, so when I have sex with grills, I fantasize raping them to get off

>be me
>be 12
>be outside with a friend
>sit down on the sea
>after 1hour a faggot came
>faggot wearing hot pants
>faggot sitting in front of us
>pulls down his own pants
>faggot starting to masturbate in front of us
>asking us questions
>faggot cum at the bottom
>faggot tastes his cum
> faggot:"yummy"
>faggot goes away
>laughing hard bcause he was strange

>>602032696
don't act on it. I've had girl in my AoA basically begging for some of that stuff, but I explain that I can't.

I don't feel it is wrong, but I feel that iatrogenic trauma is inevitable. So, I wait for the day society changes. But it probably won't in my lifetime, so I'm fucked.

I feel more lonely when I'm with my "friends" than I do when I'm by myself.

>>602032892
can we get moar of u

>>602033345
Haha. There's no such thing as normal. Normal is what everyone pretends to be on the surface. Everyone is a little twisted inside. You're one of the few who has the balls to act on it.

>>602033042
hurr durr i suck dicks but i'm not a faggot cause i don't prefer them

>>602028149

that's hot

>>602033291
do you just not know the definitions? Or do you not believe them?

its ok, your idiotic mentality will fade in time
its too bad you'll be stuck in society when everyones ideas are changing around you. Try not be too bitter about it

also, I'm openly bisexual, nothing to hide about it

man some of these posts are dog shit, thought mine deserved some hate or some questions. Still love you /b/

>>602028623
so do you get off or just for the money

>>602028149
gr8 b8 m8 8/8

>>602033524
Same here, or sometimes I imagine some old nasty man fucking her instead to cum

ITT: Fags, Dogfuckers, and would-he's encouraging them.

>>602023521
I have almost nothing I cannot admit irl but I masturbate by anal and that I dislike almost everyone for no reason at all (not hating)

>>602033948
Which post, retard?

>>602023521

I took a shit in my cousin's garden.

>>602033724
There's a little twisted and then there's wanting to fuck dogs twisted.
Not that there aren't worse derangements, but it's certainly a mid tier one.

>>602033936
you're a faggot by my definition.

if i get stuck in society with my idiotic mentality, so what. at least i'm not a faggot

captcha: nclit

the one where I fucked a hooker you assclown

>>602033248
Are you a god?

>>602034155
topkek, you fucking wildman

>>602034409
Whoa....crazy.....fucked a hooker.....ur hard core.....stfu faggot

>>602033736
Yeah these people are trolls or fucking stupid, gay is fucking gay

I didn't know I was going to you fucktard.

>>602023521
My older cousin used to force her younger sister to have sex with me when we were around 10. Her sister hated it, so u started having sex with the older one instead. It got me hooked on incest.

That was 20 years ago and only the three of us know about it. My older cousin is in prison for ID theft. I'm still close to my younger cousin but we don't talk about it. I'm married now but I'd gladly still fuck my cousins. They're both still hot.

İ had a black dot on the top of my dick.
Now i have a tatoo on it. On the tip of my dick.

>>602034278
At least I don't act on my murder fantasies.

>>602034808
My life is soo twisted....I had sex with a hooker.....uggh

>>602035003
It's almost like murder is usually not a pleasurable experience for both participants

>>602028236
>Launch day

Do you only eat lunch in certain days?

I think nearly everyone is beneath me either intellectually or because of things they do in life that I disapprove of. If someone tries to insult me or dislikes me I can rationalize why it is down to some sort of negative trait on their part. I generally just don't like people. I think only logically like I have some kind of aspergers or autism.

>>602028623
dick or gtfo

>>602035037
OP said embarrassed not twisted you mouth breathing cunt. Cuz it was shit

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>>602033705
I guess
>>602033861
<3
>>602033983
I got off when fucked, for one of them I came 3 times, not anal only though, he gave me a reacharound <3
I don't get off from bj's tho
>>602034035
hang on, I'll timestamp

>>602034490
Its really not hard if you shop at department stores that also have groceries. Most of them have so many check stands all over the store that no one stops you leaving if you don't stop at the ones by the door because you could just as easily have used one of the department specific stands to check out. Also the hourly workers are usually high school kids who don't give a fuck anyways.

I have a physical disability and can't use my left arm since birth (doctor performed malpractice)

I game with one hand or use my big left toe and right hand.

I'm embarrassed to admit that i've probably beat you at your favorite game, or was close to

>>602023521

>I've put things in my ass, and still do frequently
>I pick my nose and collect the yielding under a chair, eventually I scratch the crusted booger pile of, and it feels really good
>I shit in my hand while in the shower and throw it in the toilet
>If I'm in my room going to bed but suddenly have to pee, I take some of my cats litter, put it in the trash, piss on the litter, and cover it up with more litter

Girl I've hooked up with a few times went on my laptop and opened up Katawa Shoujo.

I was almost done for.

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I have not had sex for over 7 years.

i like furry porn

a lot

I enjoy watching romance anime

>>602035347
We're just savages in a world made to protect everybody, if we were born 200 years earlier we would all have multiple rapes and murders, then again we would have more likelyhood of being murdered too. Love hate relationship with jew world

I have a long term girlfriend and I still play VNs. She does too, but she likes the smutty pornographic ones where I like the feels ones.

>>602035521
I've only had sex once.
I was 19.
That was 8 years ago.

>>602035495
>guitar hero
>counter strike
Somehow I doubt it

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>>602028149
Same room as that pic; not of me coz I'm sick and look like shit :/

>>602035498
Neckbeard detected

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>>602023521
I met up with a virgin bbw black girl 30 years younger than me and she took my cock in her hand and stroked it when i opened my pants. I fingered her too all in my suv, she's legal, but no one would approve. We're definitely gonna fuck, she wants me to drive around the block from her house so she can swallow my cum...

>>602035521

That's not so bad. It's been over a year for me now, but I can see how I could do the same. I don't give a fuck about going out drinking anymore, so my social life is dead. Luckily I honestly don't give a shit.

>>602035347

It's a false sense of superiority, m8. Just joined the club? I've always felt like I'm the most intelligent motherfucker on the planet, I know I'm not, but I'm so arrogant I convince my self that I am.

>>602036127
negative 18 years old, huh? Thats impressive.

>>602036127
I have a peeing fetish.

>>602023521
I take 22 pills every morning. A cocktail of vitamins and supplements to increase the volume of my semen and increase my overall stamina.

My wife's parents were in town and stayed with us for a week. I convinced her dad to take the same regimen. I told him it was for men's health. He had no idea what they were really for.

He kept getting random awkward boners and was obviously horny. He'd grab my mother in laws ass and tits thinking he was sneaky. She'd slap him away.

I can only imagine what kind of a mess they made in the spare bedroom. The day they left, they made a point to wash the sheets. They were both glowing and giggling like little kids.

Nobody knows that I'm a sexual deviant, but I'm also the best son in law ever.

>>602035037
blows dog-fucking, incest, and faggotry way out of the water.

Christ, I must have slept right into summer.

>>602023521
i fucked my brother in the ass when i was 9 and he was 16

>>602028149
I wish I had the resources to do that at 18
>Be me
>Normal guy with hairy legs, people know this
>If shave look gay
>Hard to secretly sneak out to do that
>Unprepared to work and have own place, too poor family to have house at 18 provided
>Waste good years old men could be fucking me

First time dressing up was 15 though, wish I capitalized on that! But same shaving situation, how could I go to gym class with bare legs one day? lol

I hate my job at Boeing. So many piece of shit managers constantly up everyone's ass. Pays great, but it is such a mind fuck everyday.

Parents gave me up for adoption at a later age, lived in dysfunctional and demeaning foster homes till 18. Live in dorm on college campus now, lie and tell everyone I come from a normal family background.

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>>602036138
We could probably be friends, if having and maintaining friends did not require so much effort and time.

>>602035829
Was she at least hot?

I wank to porn stars who look like people from my college

>>602023521
My dubs never get checked :(

>>602036365

I take L-argenine, zinc, an herbal prostate combo that has saw palmetto and stinging nettles in it and Lecithin. What do you take for your load?

>>602036267
I thought I was the only one. Apparently not.

>>602028159
Not really, I broke a condom on a hooker once and I wanted it to happen, felt good as fuck but you're bound to catch something if you keep doing it

>>602035347
This.

>>602036644
checked

>>602036644
This is true. But I will check your dub dubs

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>>602036644
>>602036644

>>602036644
checkin em now....

>>602035985

Nope. It's just things I do/have done

>>602036733
Thanks, M'lady

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>>602036644
Double dubs. Checked.

>>602036644

Check'd. There you go friend.