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Someone lost their phone and im in their fb. 69 decides what
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Someone lost their phone and im in their fb.
69 decides what status updates I post.
She is a dedicated Jehovas witness.
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do nothing. return it to her.
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>>602018367
Niggers tongue my anus
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Wish I still had my picture of Pikachu giving Jesus a blowjob
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>>602018367
like a lot of porn sites and toys and so on but first make her likes offiziell

best idea i got
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>>602018526
Roll with pic
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>>602018367
im going to blow up the school tomorrow
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I liek satan lel fuk all uv u jeehoovuhs i liek satun not jesus god i wanna haev satun bust a nut in me and maek me cum lel fuk all uv u
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>>602018523
This. If op does anything he's a fag
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I will shoot up my work tomorrow. Don't push me. I'll kill everyone!
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>>602018526
roll
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Wow Craig! Thank you so much, ive never felt so alive, you honestly have one of the biggest penises ive had in me! Hope you can send me your mobile number soon so we can text! Im always scared sending messages on facebook that i might mess up or something!
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>>602018367
Jet fuel can't melt steal beams
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>>602018869
Fuck yeah bro! Noice
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>>602018869
Omg
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>>602018869
Winrar
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>>602018911
this
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>>602018869
winrar :/
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"I love little girls and beastiality. If I can't have a girl who's 9, I'll take a K-9"
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>>602018911

I rate it 9/11
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>>602018911
I like this one. Let's go with this.
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>>602018367
Goddamn nigger ruining our great country
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>>602018367
see if she has any goodlooking friends/daughter and we'll chat with them
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>>602018367
We need more lemon pledge
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>>602019110
>>602019159
The get is got niggers
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im sorry if this hurts my friends or family but the american infidels must pay, allahu akbar!
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>>602018367
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>>602019222
Trips speak
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I've lost my phone. If you know me, let me know.
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Hitler did 9/11
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>>602018367
Just make sure you disable the GPS bro. Fb likes to post a location from where you updated a status
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>>602019505
This OP. Come on now. Give us what you promised
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>>602019505
>>602019242

>implying op will deliver
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>>602018776
Op is always a fag
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Hola Soy Milk.
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OP wont deliver
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Cmon OP, don't be a fag
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Hi, this person has lost their phone, and I'm using Facebook to get it back to them, since I don't know who to contact.
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>>602018367
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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go to facebook and ad this to the url
/blanca.castruita.16
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OP is a fucking faggot.
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OP please
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Fuck you guysss. Op delivers.
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>>602018367
You're seeing this message because our secret operatives have discovered that Blanca Castruita is secretly supporting ISIS financially via Paypal. We do not tolerate such action.

We are anonymous.

We do not forgive.

We do not forget.

Expect us.
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>>602021083
that moment when op spells it wrong
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>>602021083
OH SHIT
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>>602021083
lol
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84 decides what I like next
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>>602021083
Post comments if any come up
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>>602021458
invite the friends ro like bad dragon
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>>602021083
>TOUNGE
FUCKING IDIOT
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>>602021458
Leave a suicide post
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isis
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>Jehovas witness
don't do anything faggot, just a warning.
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Currently on her page and do not see such post.
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hitler
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>>602021458
Invite friends to like the page OP and like adolf hitlers page
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Post gore pictures/videos
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isis
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>>602021458
>>602021560
^this
Also, post: "Religion is regarded by the common people as true, by the wise as false, and by the rulers as useful."
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>>602022025
rolling for trips
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>>602021458
also go with this:

swingers.lifestyle.couples.clubs

pages/Zoophilia-should-not-be-illegal/1398031067144050
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Like a bunch of kkk pages
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>>602021458
HITLER
I
T
L
E
R
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>>602019071
Underrated post
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>>602022216
add face book(dot) cum/

in front of them
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Message a friend and give it back, imagine your phone was lost, faggot.
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>>602022380
Fucking this.
Stop being a fag, OP.
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Looks like a friends bday is today.
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So this fucking jew came up to me today (I knew he was Jewish because of his huge kike nose) and I was like fuck you #spiclife
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>>602022459
Tell her the kkk will give her a special present
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*got intensifies*
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>>602022533
Lololol
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Yo tiene gangbang? Como? COMO? BUENO!
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>>602022459
no post sth. different.

post Happy Birthday [her name] my cute little nigger ! :)
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Some white knight bitch. Someone send me some gore to reply
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Lost my job at the strip club today....
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>>602022459
kek
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>>602022694
Nice troll OP, abandon thread.
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Accept my friend request OP
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There
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>>602022918
Where.
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>>602022694
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>>602023029
accept mary gonzalez and start talking dirty to her
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There's nothing on her page faggot
facebook com/blanca.castruita.16
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Post this photo
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>>602023179
this. Mary is cute.
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>>602023223
Search up by number. 909-2843039
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>>602023508
I know that's her, same cover, same profile pic, same name.
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>>602018367
Excellent work OP, a proper /b/tard
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>>602018705
This.

along with some allah akbars and ISIS shit. jehovahs are only a step away from being muslims anyway, it's believable.
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post this op
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just find this phone, call me and i will return it
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>>602018526
rollare for this
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Insult spics
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>>602024135
this...lady is religious...the other white knight who told her she was hacked called her hermana blanca....thats how hispanic women talk to each other when theyre from the same church
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There
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top kek
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FAKE

FAKE

JUST FOUND HER PROFILE AND HE DIDN'T POST NONE OF THAT. HE PROBABLY JUST CLICKED INSPECT ELEMENT AND EDITED SOME OLD POSTS.
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>>602024606
You do know that the only way to see someone else's posts on Facebook is if you find them right?
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>>602024854
And friend them.
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>>602024606
>implying her posts are public
OP make posts public, make her whole profile public/searchable and shit.
This has potential for some keks.
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>>602024854
He's a dumb ass he doesn't understand logic
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>>602024606
Just fixed it. All her stuff waa private
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>>602024606
But you can see that OP liked the dragon dildo page
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>>602024938
Just,did.
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>>602018367
Whoever know this woman, let her know I found her phone. My number is xxx xxx xxxx, she call call and arrange a time and place she'd like to pick up. Post something funny right before you go to give it back, but do the right thing and return it op.
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Make all posts public OP, not just to friends only.
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make them public OP
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Keep going OP
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>>602025501
99 decides what post
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i checked her page and see her posts but none which OP did
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"I really don't see what all the fuss is about ISIS I think they're great"
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>>602025635
2 girls 1 cup
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He made the posts public. Top kek
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now it's public, OP Delivers
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"I'm horny right now"
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>>602025724
this
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Post this OP
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Just return it to her. Not worth it messing with Jehovahs witnesses.
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>>602025724
roll
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>>602025210
Yes!
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>>602025724
rawll
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And this
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>>602025691
Check again. It's all there.
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post this
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>>602018705
reroll
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>>602025947
>16 friends

Well fuck, you should have made it more believable, like suicide tendency or something, so even she denies it to her friends in real life, they would still give shit to her.
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OP please do single digits for rolling, hard af getting 2.

"Going to shoot the school up tommorow :) *feeling excited*
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>>602018367
lmfao
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>>602026082
ITS THERE
GLORIOUS GOY ITS ALL THERE
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>16 friends

find popular groups and shitpost in them
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>>602026370
do this save the thread
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>>602026261
kek
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that lady is going to have shitty day once she figures whats going on. top kek.
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>>602026258
>HOT DAMN LOOKING GUD

top fucking kek
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She only got 16 friends, you probably won't get any reaction.
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>>602026370
This OP
Also... Single digits. This shit is top kek
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>>602018367
Change workplace to ISIS
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put some shit like haha my daughter is so cute <3
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facebook/jasalemon is her daughter
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>>602026722
haha this
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>>602026715
You should post a really explicit video. Like a shock video.
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>>602026722
hahaha
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>>602025192
Fag
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>>602025210
i second this
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Op is a FailFag
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>>602026793
>kacked
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>>602026722
ayy lmao
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>>602026793
Cats are out of bag.

Post cartel beheading videos so they will never forget she got hacked.
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>>602025724
What is this 2005
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>>602026793
Delete the son so his post goes away.
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>>602018869
inb4 op is faggot and won't deliver
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this thread is epic bread good job op
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>>602026793
>hacked
kek
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>>602026793
Can you make her profile public or not? I'm still not able to see anything except your prints.
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Post that video of that guy gettin beat on the basement and getting stabbed in the back. With the caption
we know how to party at a cincieuro or whatever the fuck it is
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>>602026793
more like keked amirite
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>>602027108
agreed make public add black people
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>>602021089
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>>602027010
like this:

vidmax.com/video/83198-Member-of-the-Mexican-Los-Zetas-Drug-Cartel-Beheads-a-Woman
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>OP Give the phone back anonymously somehow.

She has a picture of her house with the status "No place like sweet home" and this is the fucking picture.

She's obviously poor asfuck and probably works as a hotel maid or something, lives alone in a single bedroom home where she shares a bedroom,living room and kitchen all together.

Her phone is probably not worth more than 60 bucks so just give it back.
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>>602020077
Nice dubs-dubs. To bad they were waisted on a faggot.
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>>602027065
this
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>>602027259
Nah
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>>602020117
This old post again, this is getting tiering.
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>>602027259
Why do you have to make me feel bad for laughing at this shit?
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>>602027065

THIS DO IT.
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>>602026809
Please do this one that starts with lots of gore so everyone will see it when it autoplays
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>>602021458
Dick pic
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>>602027259
fun first, then this
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>>602027444
Checked
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Post this: Drew Pickles has the biggest dick in my ass
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>>602027259
damn. feel kind of bad now.....but still funny
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>>602027259
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Everyone is reporting her. Any one care for the password for it.
Im at work and cant post crazy,stuff like one of you basement dwellers
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>>602026514
Kek
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>>602027447
this

kek

preferably with loud screaming
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>>602026793
remove him and then block him so the posts don't come up
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>>602027259
that looks pretty cozy tho
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>>602027650
post password
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Phone nunber. 909-2843039

Password. Swagg123
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fish her email address out, set her up a paypal account, and let's give her a bunch of money
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>>602018367
>advitar
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>>602027728
That's what I'm sayin. I lived worse through college
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>>602027758
Account is temporarily locked
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>>602026793
>Ask everyone to delete her from your friends list so that your facebook will not get hacked as well.

Did she study websecurity?
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post shit at her family
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>>602027866
is there a code on her phone?
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>>602027758
>909-2843039
Whats the confirmation code?
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>>602027995
>>602028016
OP pls help
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>>602028016
954500
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This thread has officially depressed me.
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>>602028187
Got it.
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Where did you even find her phone?
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Tell everyone you are going to kill yourself
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Game over guys.
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>>602023508
Nigga youre in SoCal?
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No one change the password.

Number is 9092843039
Pass is swagg123
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>>602028424
>954500
My boss was in the room and I didn't get to it in time. Damn.
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>>602026793
>kacked greatly
Top fucking kek
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I despise Jovy's, can you imagine her weekend is knocking on your door at 7am to preach the word of Jehovah? Fuck that.. Wreck her and any who of her ilk.
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>>602028731
hahahahahahahahahaha
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All the shit was taken down anyways.
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>>602028731
Kek
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>>602028731
Kek start messaging people suicide notes
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>>602025691
>not using double cups
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>>602028855
That was me. I'm locking out the account.
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>>602028731
fucking kek
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Anyon on it
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>>602028731
perfect response
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>>602028958
I can still request a password reset
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>>602028731
I don't think she knows she's nigger
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>>602028958
boo, you're no fun
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>>602028958
Fuck off Faggot
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>>602028958
Good for you. That'll end the shit storm.
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>>602028731
>N U GOT A VIRUS
wow, how does even know that?
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>>602028958
Good job anon, appreciate it.
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>>602029305
She's black so she obviously has Ebola you tard
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>>602018367
Post and tag the pastor dude saying thanks for donating blood to her.
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>>602027533
Kek
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>>602029081
Phone has been removed from her account. You can't log in with it any more.
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>>602028583
Ontario
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Hand phone into nearest mcdonalds or something and write a post on her Facebook so she knows where to get it back from
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Can anyone log into her account? Start fucking it up again?
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This thread was good
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it was fun.
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that thread
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>>602028731
U GOT A VIRUS
>kek
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is it really locked out? op?
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Fake
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>>602028424
>>602028566
>>602028855
>>602028958

Password changed and account deactivated permanently.

Good night, sweet prince.
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>>602018367

Gods a faggot
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>>602028761
Did i miss something where does it say shes a Jovy
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>>602032410
doesnt matter anymore

is anyone still logged in?
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>>602032569
Bitch if i take the time to ask it fucking matter you worthless cunt dont you fucking sass me again
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>>602027793
this
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Share the pics on the phone OP.
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>>602027793
>>602032803
If you're still interested it's [email protected]
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>>602032963
I GOT IT
YOURE AN IDIOT
pass: blancas16
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>>602033944
OH SHIT
IM IN HER FB
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post something that'll troll latinos. Selena autopsy photo. Latinas love Selena
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>>602028958
massive faggot detected

i laughed hard at this thread

good one, opie
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>>602034249
GUYS ITS HAPPENING AGAIN
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