>>602003839
hahaha god. my sides

>>602003209
>kid has an epic maymay in his name for the rest of his life

I hope he gets bullied to death

>>602003961
two bad it wasnt doobz

>>602004169
MAXIMUM B8888888888888

Captcha Donto

>>602003839
I'M CRYING

I NEED MOAR

>>602005137
never seen this one before, good job

>>602005137
fucking epic

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Noice

>>602004328
I see what ya did there

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From my fav /g/ board

>>602005753
fuck this one always gets me

>>602004610
Le ebin fish maymay.

Fuck off

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those were the good times

>>602007095
Memories

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Anyone was in this thread?

>>602007380
monitoring.

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>>602007380
I always assumed that was fake, I actually contemplated over it being real or not.

>mfw it is

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>>602007380
My fucking god, I remember that one

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>>602007380
Hhehehe. Guess he... Nailed it on that DIY job

>>602007380
Story?

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>>602007650

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Wouldn't call it something special but this is the most 'win' I've done lately

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This, dunno if it's good tier or not, she still stuck a razor blade in her vag and pounded it with a dildo

>>602008079
full size image would be nice

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Last one.

>>602008079
better quality ?

>>602007951
pics pls or video

>>602008920
kek

>>602005137
This is what being a god means

>>602007380
I remember one where a guy tried to circumcise himself.

>>602008079
Ant-approved

>>602007380
i was there it was just after the servers went down

>>602007380
What happened?

>>602007564
I don't have the whole set, unfortunately
>>602007614
I doubt it, there were like 20 pics
>>602007713
>>602009929
Some bastard had grown in toenails and decided to pull all his toenails off with the water pump pliers. After that, he stabbed the bare skin/bed in his toes with the sharp point of the nail clipper. Shit was gross as fuck

>>602009688
Yes, I remember that. Fuck.

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Get

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>>602010596
I remember this

>>602010808
kek

>>602010808
fucking lel

Been waiting fo dis

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>>602008079

bump for more storys

>>602008184
Not really 4chan gold, but underrated as good shit.

>>602008184
i felt so hard

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Who is a faggot?

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Does anyone remember this a while back? I asked a friend and his group to name a song after track 8 some days ago. now I am waiting for the hit.

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best tred ever

>>602008088
thats legendary everytime i must laugth then i see this.

>>602012891
4chan sees it before anybody else does. True enough.

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Makes me feel so hard

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Laughed so fucking hard at this

>>602005137
this was shit.

>>602005137
I want to believe

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>>602014153
lel'd

Who was there for Jenna Jameson's personal army request

>>602014554
Who the fuck is she

>>602010808
classic

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I win this thread

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thread few days ago

>>602006032
Fucking brilliant

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>>602015502

>>602015229
old af. Nice google skills.

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>>602003839
kek

>>602005753
This is sad as fuck. :(

Sitting in a history lecture and am 99% of the way to busting a gut. My face is as red as a baboon's ass.

>>602013936
I had almost identical experience. The guy even glorified me in similar way in his diary like in this story. It happened 11 years ago and it's still on my mind.
If kids were smart enough to act when needed, they wouldn't be kids, they would be adults.

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>>602016873

>>602008920
when its shoooped

damm cant find the addict your bitch to nicotine story was one of the best

>>602011415
THIS IS FUCKING GOLDEN

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This one always cracks me up

http://4archive.org/b/res/552200993

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finaly i found it!

Anyone have the story about the guy who had explosive diarrhea in a public stall and shit on the guy in the next stall.

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>>602020022

I think this might be the one you're looking for.

>>602020154
Nah. It's something like he slips off of the toilet seat and his butt is aimed at the next stall and he rips it and covers the guy

>>602013936
shit man
fucking shit

First time I've felt that feel in a long time.

>>602015823
I laughed so hard I threw my back out

>>602005895
to fully appreciate this you have to link the news article about the forest fire that happened that same day with an "unknown cause"

>>602020154

incredible

>>602015823
shit thats good

>>602006328
Lost my shit hard

>>>/z/

best of 4chan

>>602022208
>>>/z/

>>602021812
holy fuck guys

>>602005137
I wonder how many tree crows pretended to be grass bros just to survive?

>>602003209
>>602004169

You know this is fake, right? No one could possibly be dumb enough to believe this is true.

When your kid is born, you don't get their birth certificate right away, it takes several weeks.

>>602022467
holy fuck lmao

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Fresh from yesterday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAgEMVzLET0
This is so fucking good.

>>602022760
holy fuck gooold
>>602023144
nice doubles
>>602023244
>a vacation
kek

>>602013936
Je suis Mike

>>602023327
link 2 vidyo?
>>602023930
kek

>>602023327
MY GOD.
THIS MIGHT BE THE GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

>>602022186
you got me

>>602006328
ive actually had nightmares similar to this.

scary cause it could happen.

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>>602005753
well that was not fun

>>602025244
>it could happen
Being autistic?

>>602021888
fuck I lost my shits at your trips

>>602022186
lmaoo

>>602022600
Supertard : Origins

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>>602026452

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>>602011415

>>602022069
note the flag and the happy merchant

>>602023930
Sides in orbit

>>602007615
Good, cause it was literally three months ago...

>>602023507
lol thats what you call missing a layup

Does anyone have the one where the guys girlfriend left him, he lost his job, and it was his birthday and everyone forgot. At the end it was the fairly odd parents theme song

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>>602027320

>>602015823
Kek i remember that day

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>>602003961
Screen capped this a few weeks ago

>>602025130
that one always gets me

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>>602003209
This guy

>>602026754
what a tard

>>602008184
>Started funny as shit
>Evolves into feels
Not cool

>>602022708
You're an autistic faggot. people receive their birth certificate immediately, autism. DIE!

>>602003209
how the fuck did he keep that post alive he asked for the name than he got her registered on the same day ?

>>602027775
Bumping for this

>>602022708
Haha, what? You get it the day of the birth. Are you mentally challenged?

>>602014554
top kek people were saying shoe on head to prove it was her

any body got the stacys mum greentext

>>602014538
fuckin lel

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>>602008184
Damn...

>>602028661
Chuckled at the story, lost hard at the filename

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legendary dubs

>>602007919
If that was your win there would be a (You) after all those replies

>>602015502
>>602015547

thanks for screencapping a thread full of faggots

>>602031351
so many keks

>>602031351
Fucking lol, if there is a God my post will end in 9.

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here

>>602031493
Look at the link to this reply on your post. If it's yours it will have a (You) after it.

>>602030867
>>602031351
Thanks based-anon. Got me good.

>>602031493
Not on mobile you shithead, which he obviously was

>>602008184
fuck all my feels

>>602031735
I haven't seen this posted in forever.

I hope Dusty made it

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>>602006349

>>602023327
>>602023327
FUCK bEST EVER hoLY shiT FucK

>>602019981
Yyyaaaaassssd this is glorious

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>>602022186
hehehhe

contribootin

>>602013936
Now I'm sad.

>>602035146
>Sigh man, fucking really? You must be giving that to a guy.
kek

>>602013936
I'm fucking tearing up... Didn't realize I could still feel such feels

>>602037177
stfu fag

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This was the best moment for me. when everyone in the thread banded together and found a pic of tits in a slurpee cup

>>602038543
this thread
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600031225

>>602038543
>>602038711
meant this one
https://4archive.org/b/thread/600017106

>>602005753
>mfw this nigga went to suicide bomb some american bastards
>"I blow up, they die, you praise alah, I blow. They die. you go now."
>mfw I have no face

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>>602018588
I gotchyou anon

>>602005991
I would become obese from ordering here every day.
>jews and niggers pay extra
>Niggers get coupons if they rat on which neighbors are jews

>>602007380
http://4archive.org/b/thread/583502281

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>>602039327
>I blow. They die. you go now.

fuck you

>>602039999
nice quads
bump

>>602027775
pls this

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I'd dump if I had the time, I guess you'll have to work with this

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>>602041573
And this
see ya around anons

>>602005137
BEST. IDEA. EVER.

>>602041722
I love this story with a passion , im still seeking out the website in the story. Anyone know the place ?

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Long, but worth the read

>>602005753
shit, i cried ;_;

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>>602005137
fucking awesome! 10/10 would read in future!

>>602024262
kek

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>>602028017
>gets trips

That's actually a good name

>>602008310
what the fuck is /B/?

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>>602045468
U fokin kidding me?
Must be baiting........

>>602016007
some weird kid that i went to highschool with that I knew browsed /b/ cuz he always talked about it openly in class told this story in front of class as a little funny anecdote during a presentation on a tale of two cities.

>>602012449
I was 04 get

>>602023547
so good

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>>602005991

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>>602047018

>>602041722
This post is basically every RPer's wet dream.

>>602031351
fuck im going to hell

>>602010748
It apparently does exist. Should have seen that one coming.

>>602008184
I don't want to keep reading, but it just won't end! Make it stop!

>>602005753
anybody else remember the doc and medic one of these? sounds way too similar

>>602015229
>saying "weather" over and over while making retarded facial expressions
>parents not realizing this a huge red flag
No one's parents are that stupid.

>>602009126
I'll be honest, I'm fairly new, been here for about a year and Idk what kek means

>>602017183
epic, as always.

>>602048358
At least you know what bait is

>>602005573
Fuck off newfag

>>602031735
sick formatting bro
pic has great chronological odering

>>602023327
oh fuck
I never comment but 11/10

>>602021812
My stomach hurts

>>602017664
Worth the Read.