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>>601890392
Obviously Jay Jay
Thomas is a little bitch who needs a track to move. Also fuck and excuse you for even asking that question, its an insult to everyone's intelligence. Jay Jay is cray cray
>>601890392
Jay Jay cuz he's one hood ass nigga
>>601890392
Jay Jay would fucking dominate, is it even a question?
>>601890392
JayJay
because jet fuel can melt steel right
>>601891090
Are you purposely following me around trying to piss me off?
I'm not sure the stats but Thomas would mainly have to play defensive game and take Jay Jay out in a kamikaze, if he's heavy enough he might survive
>>601891090
Thomas would win For jet fuel cant melt melt beams
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>>601891288
Double trouble!
>>601891166
Yes
>>601891166
>>601891177
>>601891288
Thomas would win, cause it looks like there's a dubs train going on
>>601891166
>>601891177
>>601891288
Oh shit
>>601891688
>>601891177
>>601891166
>>601891166
It's an absolutely real kind of fuckin' get going on.
>>601890392
Zak pls go
>>601891288
>>601891166
>>601891177
>>601891288
I'm going to archive this thread because of these epic gets. I've never seen this in my entire life on 4chan. Probably never will again.
Thomas would fuck Jay Jay up so fucking bad. Plus Jay Jay didn't plan 9/11 like everyone thinks he did. He is a punk ass bitch.
>>601892580
you wont
>>601891166
>following anonymous users
i think this is of more pertinence
>>601893048
>implying 1 trillion lions wouldn't punch the fuck out of the Suns head all at the same time until it imploded into a red giant
Jay Jay
Because he's a high ass nigga while Thomas is a little Fuccboi who has to travel on a track and not like those 8 tracks but motherfuckin' train ass tracks plus his little pussy ass friends just chug up into the station and make foos of themselves while Jay Jay flies around with that pink plane bitch and makes plane babies that he fly away from because he a bad father
Fuck Thomas, he can derail his life
>>601893048
tough to say, bit i think if the lions attacked during winter they would win. simply because the sun isnt as hot
>>601893466
How can Jay Jay derail him if jet flue cant melt steal beams
>>601893654
Proof that sun is not as hot in the winter?
>>601893048
Tigers
Just attack at night
>>601893205
yall akin like the sun aint got a swag right hook too
yo wtf niggas
thomas ain't never lost a fight an he aint afraid of NOBODY
that flying fuck nigga aint got shit on the original one and only train engine
>All these jay jay fags
Get real niggers. Thomas would fuck him up.
>>601893048
Why did this make me laugh
Jay Jay of course. He has air superiority, Thomas won't even touch him.
>>601893770
You're an idiot
>>601894041
>Thomas would fuck him up.
Umm, how? Trains have no advantage against a plane.
>>601893770
go outside man. the surface temp of the earth is way lower during winter months. if the lions attacked in like february they would dominate.
>>601890873
Under rated post
Neither would win fool. A plane hits a train they both explode and vice versa wtf are you borned yesterday?
MODS this guy OP is 12.
>>601894146
Nobody fucks with Thomas and survives little bitch ass nigga
>>601893956
>Tigers
>>601893654
brilliant
>>601893956
even more brilliant, they can attack every 12 hours
>>601894198
>underrating your own post
>>601893205
>imploded into a red giant
>imploded
>red giants larger than the sun
do you even space bruh
>>601894146
Trains have greater mass and durability. They are made of steel. Planes are typically made of aluminum. One of the pussiest metals ever.
Anyone ever notice that plane and train rhyme even though the suffix is completely different between the two words?
>>601894401
This.
Thomas is a cold blooded killer. This nigga drops more innocents than all the mexican drug cartels combined.
>>601894146
Thomas Uses steal beams Jet flue only weekness
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>>601891090
This shit made me cry and I never laugh on this shit site. Great post OP, great 10/10 comment.
>>601890392
IDK if anyone has linked this yet, but here is the single piece of evidence needed on why Thomas would win every time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNaTZV8qS1I
http://www.reddit.com/r/thomasthedankengine/
>>601894328
>Are you borned
Were you englished last night?
>>601894514
This
>>601893048
>>601893654
I think if the lions attacked at night they would win
>>601890873
>Jay Jay is cray cray.
you guys forgot thomas caught em all
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PW5p5PSNZiI
>>601891090
Jet fuel burns at 800° to 1500°F, not hot enough to melt steel (2750°F)
Jay Jay would win in a fight to the death, but Thomas wins the battle for my fondest childhood memories and the show that gave me the least nightmares.
>>601895954
>this nigger took the bait
>>601896104
You sound like a top tier bitch boy
>>601895954
yeah because only liquid metal can move in any way
>>601891090
My cousin was the pillow who was stabbed to death defending his plane from the terrorists. Every single time i see this jet fuel joke i get a tinge of anger, quickly washed away by simple sorrow. I can't even be mad anymore. None of you will ever know this feel.
>>601896209
Have you seem some of the animation on Jay Jay, nigga?
Shit, you won't sleep for weeks.
>>601896394
The pilot. Excuse me. I'm going to go an hero now.
>>601890392
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSbSIh2L3oQ
related
>>601896394
>My cousin was the pillow who was stabbed to death
bROCK lESNAR
>>601890392
Train forced to stay on tracks, jetplane fly in the sky drops shenanegins on the scouse cuntrain.
Sad day for scousers.
>>601896394
Bullshit. That never happened. You make me sick.
>>601896993
>>601893048
Lions just attack at night ezpz
Jet fuel can't melt steel railroad tracks
>>601896725
Yes, I know, a terribly unforgiving mistake, to make a typo in this place. Go ahead. Make your jokes. Feed upon my anguish and grow strong. Let the hate machine drudge on a few more hours, days, years. Let my life force be the fuel in which you melt the steel beams of the Muslims empire, toppling it down like my memories of him and stealing from them that which they hold most dear. Their loved ones.
>>601897068
Go ahead. Stay mad, but the truth will always be more unbelievable then a lie.
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>>601897427
I doubt it.