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I will vocaroo whatever the fuck you want. I'm bored.
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>>601822417
say "geson you lill fugga"
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>>601822496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mCu8nh2ZDn
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Say this OP

"Don't be scared now brother

We are all brothers here man and we are all here for each other and i am here especially for you brother ;)

You won't feel any fear or worries when i put my pure love inside your fabulous ass of yours sexy man and i will give you pleasure of all pleasure till your soul erupts with ecstasy of passion and i sure will help you feel warm and coxy inside when my body gives the flow of love into you through your fabulous ass brother

This is love anon"
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>>601822699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2or4CaD0P
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>>601822417
my voice is a bit shit, but oh well.
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>>601822614
thanks, haha
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>>601822825
THANK YOU BASED OP!!!
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>>601822995
happy to help. let me know if you have any other requests.
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>>601822417
note, put whatever you want me to say in quotes, or i'll just say your whole reply.
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>>601823242
somewhat shameful self-bump
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>>601823103
Can you just say, "Geson you lill fugga" without anything else would apprecaite it
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>>601823103
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b2or4CaD0P

oh wow. i can't think of anything else after hearing that. well played
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>>601823512
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xddcK9E27x
ITT: OP delivers
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"Blake Blake my name is Blake"
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say this

your a soldier on the field of battle

"My brothers are dead....we are starting the lose"
"there is only one thing left to do..."

then shout or some shit
"SUMMON THE POWER...OF AMERICAA!!"
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>>601823849
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0BR6r3ut6xN
>maybe i understated how bored i am.
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op is delivars
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Can you actually do the beatles copypasta?

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success: the Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worth of being saved.
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>>601823953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14OfkaQSYX6
>eh?
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>>601824163
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s14OfkaQSYX6
top kek
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>>601824163
:(
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>>601823673
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xddcK9E27x
+1
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>>601824099
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a9ngj07qjQ
was trying to multitask
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>>601824163
shit nigga

i was actually really excited to hear that

but then i was just left disappointed
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can you say "ziggy do ziggy da ziggy ziggy who ha"
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>>601824421
sorry friend.
maybe you can borrow my mom's "Disappointed in Anon" club membership card.
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>>601824440
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1TetSgN9zL5
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"My fucking pussy is hanging out!"
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>>601824710
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HFRpqHQdga
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"CHICKEN TENDIES CHICKEN TENDIES ME WANT SOME CHICKEN TENDIES" you have to yell it though
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>>601824873
I second this, also thanks for reading that copypasta
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>>601824873
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OlrnZl1gyA
>screech
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>>601825035
no problem /b/ro
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"You little stupid ass bitch i aint fuckin wit you!"
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>>601824853
:)
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>>601825218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
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>>601825218
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16qGH25Pdcz
>ultimate get
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>>601825263
you imposter!
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>>601825263
>15 year old screams about muh club only for his mom to curse him out for his behavior
somewhat entertaining
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"fuck a ferguson nigga right in the pussy"
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>>601825583
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pr4wUpjwrF
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>>601825272
naw man it's more like this

you lil stoopid ass byitch -I- ain fckin wich UUUU!!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKDoLY18d2
revised
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i'm a genie in a bottle, you gotta rub me the right way
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>>601825272
>>601825742
i think it was good in it's own way, like the nerdy white version or something.
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>>601822417
The slits of sluts
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>>601825867
http://vocaroo.com/i/s13XTByFpCSI
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>>601825975
can confirm, am nerdy and white.
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>>601825975
better to embarass yourself, like this
http://vocaroo.com/
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>>601826132
fackkkkk oh well I'm not recording that again
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"Geh mal Bier holen, du wirst schon wieder hässlich"
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Op you are a true hero
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It wuz all a Dream, i use to dream about eatin burgers out tha back of mah limousine.
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>>601826314
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hxB31MRmZh
best I can do
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>>601826383
http://vocaroo.com/i/s033JlCTCHGw
>idk
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"the best thing about eating your own cum is definitely the easy clean up"
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>>601826808
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KxRj9aU5VL
:D
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>>601822417
ayy lamo
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>>601826913
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19zjMRH6J67
for you sir
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>>601826436
breddy gud actually
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"Arya is mai waifu"
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>>601827196
yeah? wicked.
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>>601827318
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j4e5ynWN0G
felt like it deserved a baby voice.
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Say FUCK JOSE MONTEROSAS SUPER LOUD AND SAY INB4 DANK MEMES RIGHT AFTER
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>>601827067
say please

Shalom ani homo motez bolbolim, ma kore?
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>>601827501
please :3
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>>601827501
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00vacpfHFiE
uh ok?
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>>601827523
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PdVK0tufZM
dis shit tough
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Say "Heil Hitler meine Kameraden, der Führer Gebel regiert!"

It's german but just try it.
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>>601827692
Thanks , can you make one saying "HOWDY MASSA BEEN A LONG DAY AINT IT A COLD CUPA KOOL AID WOULD BE JOLIRIFICK"
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>>601827949
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05ZB1tRCtGp

couldnt figure out the last word
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>>601828084
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cKSWZrZPQN
i love you anon
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>>601827779
lol, its understandable. Thanks OP

Please do: "GET OUT OF MY BOARD NORMIS ARGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Wkd13pacDF
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Say this please , YOU FUCKING AUTISTIC FAGGET COULD YOU CONCENTRATE FOR FUCKING ONCE !!
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>>601828217
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1b1akUZBG3M
done and done.
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>>601828149
can you say "ante pls suck my asshole dry"
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>>601828173
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0udbZIV3sPj
>idk. i really don't.
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>>601828358
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0daXxb5hFXS
did some middle eastern accent or something.
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>>601827418
:)
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>>601828371
>>601828217
lol

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0PdVK0tufZM
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>>601828314
Thanks op just one more , "I am a committed member of the Islamic states and goat fucking is approved in islam 20000 autistic sandniggers signed the petition for goat sex to be completely legal" Do the most racist durka durka accent possible
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"Open the door get on the floor everybody walk the dinosaur"
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>>601828606
ahhhhh. alright.
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>>601828634
http://vocaroo.com/i/s16L20nPN2Jb
ended up sounding indian i think
>>601828657
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1uG732AEsG5
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Read this picture?
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"Jet. Fuel. Does. Not. Melt. Steel. BEAMS!!!!... god dammit, can't you get it through your skull?"
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>>601828822
http://vocaroo.com/i/s17865CMYdDS
liked this one.
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>>601828807
would take really long and im kinda multitasking. if you give me like 5, definitely. this OP delivers
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>>601828967

Sure thing dude
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t-tu m'aime?

aime is pronounced "mem"
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Sat please:
"mew mew mew I are cute kittn, mew mew mew I are small.
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Thanks op
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>>601829045
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lRVHomoZq8
no idea if request or not, but here you go.
rather do a non-request than leave an anon out to dry.
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*Girly voice*
"Hi i'm Buffy, Buffy Summers. I just moved here ugh hehe."
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say "bubbie is a raging homosexual autistic faggot"
Bonus points for yelling
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Read this in a pyscho voice please
>Buy hammer
>Hide in bush
>Sneak attack
>Bash head to pulp
>Profit ??!?!
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>>601829176
yessss, voice was spot on too
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>>601829193
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03UOfsYXUNE
>>601829197
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0IrohMS7KIy
>>601829093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p8RNNvEDK4
>>601828807
doing you now.
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>>601822417
Say this ''Do I like eating cum. I do. I like men love men men love men love men men love men love men men radical islamist here we frog trust juice blender I did nazi that cummin''
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>>601829405
OP was not a faggot today
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>>601828807
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03NKVNJDSVT
sorry took so long, anon
>>601829238
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wlpyzu2QOX
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"my spaghetti is wetti but not for yetti i fuck a lil bettie when i feel all sweaty"

PLS ty
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"hmmm, i wonder what tupac would say?"
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>>601829496
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18SjPPdC1f6
fuck you in all ways imaginable.
love you.
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>>601829691
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qaWuKuhR9K
>>601829711
http://vocaroo.com/i/s05pW56pJtbY
realistically, probably something like "who the fuck are you? why am i in a coffin?"
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>>601829650
It was worth the wait, thank you.
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Can you say" hey anon"
and: "Leave Tay Tay alone"
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Say this please:
"paula, I still love you... please... respond..."
With a little bit of sadness.
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>>601829864
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nYyLQE7DS2
>together
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1rCApOSzoFz
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dRN7uBzqDp
>separate

wasn't sure how you wanted it so I did both
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>>601829952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07HpWZJgY90
for you, my sad anon
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>>601822417

Say "Hitler did nothing wrong"
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>>601830145
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ss6GgNzGcS
>my own take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s08QeEGAB20p
>requested
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>>601830011
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1nYyLQE7DS2
This is how all of you americans(are you american?) pronounce "anon"?
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>>601830322
I just say it like the first bit of anonymous. so. yes?
also yes, Seattle
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/pol/ution is coming! Sound the sirens!!!!
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>>601830494
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hm2rUdjqP9
again, not sure if request but here you go.
i'll be long cold in the ground before i don't deliver!
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mooty-kins, i wanna have yo babay!
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>>601830653
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e3chmrDzqa
note, at this point i'm just doing whatever voice sounds fun.
if you don't like, i can revise.
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>>601829952
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1qRV2DoGRva
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>>601822417
Say this (It's Croatian) ''Volim Kolindu Grabar Kitarović, zato što je milfara koja će nam uništiti već sjebanu državu, zajebavam se, neće. To će napraviti HDZ za godinu dana.''
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Say with a french accent " j'ai envie de te baiser grosse salope, t'élargir le cul avec ma grosse bite"
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Sing a song by Alice In Chains, Pearl Jam or Soundgarden, OP.
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ugh.. that outfit is SO 2013
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>>601830816
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnCn3UmCuo
oh jesus.
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>>601831035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0sg0xGjbQno
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>>601830458
I know it's come from the word "anonymous"
but I read it diffrenly. can you say "anon" in diffrent variations?
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>>601831035
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12MhDburw6P
>>601830923
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1W18gBRvuWj
>>601830977
sure, but will take a little while.
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>>601831190
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UAmVIWQzf7
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say this please: " anel ili anal pitanje je sad"
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>>601828173
>normis argh
>normis
>argh
he says "normalfags" you fucking normalfag
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Could you please say "Warum liegt hier überhaupt Stroh rum? - Und warum hast du eine Maske auf? - Ja dann blas mir doch einen!"
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>>601831102
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ZnCn3UmCuo
Really fucking good m8, well done
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>>601831228
>>601831170
thanks, for /fa/ trolling material :)
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>>601831292
I said anon like the secend variation, its sound more like a real name for me like that.
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>>601831360
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qqLp95oMPM
>>601831416
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0og54LdhbDL

ITT: languages I do not speak
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neces ti vise faceless voida
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''Do why me key too.''
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>>601830228

:-)))))
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>>601831416
Geiler Porno.
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>>601831515
yeah i can see that point of view.
>>601830977
working on this, but i'm having issues finding a good song to sing that's not too long. suggestions welcome. also, i'm not a singer.
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"wow what an original outfit, Jokes..you're such a faggot hehe"
And
"I still dress better than you so..."
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>>601831649
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0pIIjDhiLR6
>>601831748
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zhFjWIGuah
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>>601831825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wQ21sRzThb
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11940UTZmNR
>>601831817
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0S0t2AjbpPx
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>>601831608
Here is another language you don't speak:

Timkor la shokolad, ma he araviya?

"who lo yada"
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>>601831803
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1NAT4ynt3W4
:D
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>>601832062
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ndlMqmiZP9
this ok?
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>>601831820
What's the time limit for a song?
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''Get rekt scrub''
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>>601832178
lol.

did you guessed the language?
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" Je suis passé chez Sosh " Pls Op
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>>601832255
Would prefer around 3 minutes tbh, any longer and it's just a lot of effort.
>inb4 all the greatest rock songs are really long
trust me, I know, this is just for the sake of time efficiency.
>>601832284
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0T3afCHi2Pz
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>>601832343
Not really, reminded me of some Arabic a friend used to speak, but nothing specific really.
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>>601832372
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0qlRYjlHvcx
for you, my dear anon
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''This video is sponsored by axe''
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>>601832464
It's Hebrew.
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>>601832397
All right, how about Townes Van Zandt - Waitin' around to die ?
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>>601832641
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EPx9bFkmSq
>requested
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hMtBcrstZE
>my own take
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say:
"Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen."
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>>601832894
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0OVngCwbBaY
>requested
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0opDWtAeF2d
>my take
>>601832725
fuck it. gonna do it, anon. FOR YOU.
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>>601832523

You did awesome
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>>601832062
שחכת את פתח ת'חדר
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>>601833071
kek
thanks bro
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-If I pull that of will u die?

-[bane voice]
It would be extremely painful

-are you a big guy?

-[bane voice]
for you
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Say this pretty pls ''There's no escaping me. Mooooo!''
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>>601832725
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1UcRxqVGSkd
oh god. please delete this, jesus.
>>601833483
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1xqouxNyR0R
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My mind's telling me noooooooo! But my body...mah BODAY'S!! TELLIN ME YEEEEESSSS!!
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I want to open my friends kolotripida.
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>>601833695
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1on0v2fxn5w
did my own take. fuck the police. (kidding, i'm white from seattle, i'm very respectful of police officers)
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Say "shut up stupid, if u didnt have music to play you would go after fanny"
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>>601833577
skipped me?

the bane thing kek
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>>601833877
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LVkp5RxOzV
>my own take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RzHqWAd0Iy
>requested
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This is the remix edition, to a song about pissin
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>>601833921
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hCS8b6Fw3I
>one emphasis
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0a4jJLsFvRU
>other emphasis
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>>601834143
do the bane thingy
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>>601833968
shit, i didn't see it. can you repost your request? (i scrolled up but didn't see it)
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>>601834232
-If I pull that of will u die?

-[bane voice]
It would be extremely painful

-are you a big guy?

-[bane voice]
for you
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''Cancer incoming''
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>>601834143
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hCS8b6Fw3I
ty bro
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>>601834038
You are a god amongst men, you have a pretty nice voice too.
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>>601833312
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1c7txQTPfef
>your wrong words
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06UjsgZiFAz
>my right words
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>>601834302
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XD9kfjsdRw
>>601834351
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0xMNBrbUz87
i humbly serve my fellow anons.
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>>601833577
Probably easier with background music and knowing the lyrics by heart.
In any case, the dubs have been checked.
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>>601834371
heh didnt know it was wrong

thanks though!
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>>601834462
if i feel like there's sufficient interest, I can make another once this thread's done.
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>>601834472
you mean, less soul-killing? yes, i imagine so.
>>601834487
i am the watcher on the wall, defending the realms of men from mis-typed movie quotations.
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>>601834591
so far, I think I've answered every single request, and even added some renditions of my own.

let it be known that today, OP delivers.
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>>601834501
can you say:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>601834090
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1dE3BB8Crju
I spoke too early, sorry for missing you anon!
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>>601834865
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LEmTZLBDaC
done and done.
for anon, no distance is too far. unless it's too far.
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''need for feed''
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>>601835426
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0blBCfld0da
>my take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1I9KEgwxuvI
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>>601835534
>2nd is requested
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>>601822417
Sing the Canadian National anthem in the gayest voice you got
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>>601835647
I was born for this request!
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>>601835647
this please.. yes this definitely
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i have 2 personalities: Nicest person you will ever meet and...twisted fucking psychopath! hssssss
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It's Erich, not Erik. Bastardo.
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>>601835647
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gihHxj4oSc
Rated N for No-One. No one should ever listen to this. also, I'd never heard that anthem before.
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>>601835825
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0kAyPzqIJJU
>>601836010
http://vocaroo.com/i/s14XrCIod7il
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>>601822417
say

"Mr Vladimir Putin... I just want to tell you this before you find out the hard way... I AM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU! I am going to cut your throat, take a bath in your blood, and rape your dead corpse over and over. I am going to rub my shit covered cock all over your face and fuck your dead throat harder than then America has fucked the Middle East. I will own your soul for all eternity you fucking faggot as bitch.

This is op
I do not forgive
I do not forget
I will cum in you."

Do it faggot.
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>>601835159
thank you OP
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Ik heb mijn penis tussen mijn oogbal gekregen.

Try this one, OP.
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>>601836232
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0VVnywghAfO
anything for you, faggot.
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>>601836061
Op, you are a man among faggots. well done.
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>>601836449
http://vocaroo.com/i/s11R1IyAF90t
reminds me of dutch a bit. what is that?
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>>601822417
In the most serious voice you got.

"Obama.. you dumb fucking nigger... I just have one thing to tell you. I am coming for you. You will not make it past march. The plans have been set in motion. Your time on this earth is very limited. You will die a very public, and very brutal death. you are nothing but a nigger in the eyes of all, have fun in hell you faggot. Ill see you there, we can get like drinks or something.. hehehehe"
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>>601836576
You sir, are correct. It is Dutch. And thanks!
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>>601836720
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0twnzi2RAmU
>most serious voice you got
>hehehehe
yeah okay.
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>>601836894
unless you wanted like...
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1T6K6jEiZtQ
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>>601836455
Oh my god, my sides... that was one of the funniest things I have heard in a while. 10/10 op.
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My sippy cup is full. Tilt it forward to spill a drink. Fuck all niggers.
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>>601836964
also, for the sake of records, here's my normal speaking voice.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1e7avBgh9lF
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>>601837050
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ys2DT5ZGa1
>what am i even doing with my life.
>>601837046
for anon, anything
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John, also known as Joào. I am comming for you, you faggot. peace.
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3spooky5me
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>>601837261
Thanks anon. You have a beautiful NPR voice
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"can i thank you have a plug?"
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>>601836894
First one was great op, you are god tier man. Hope the secret service doesn't come after you this shit, they are faggots who take things way to seriously... guess they'd come after me too. cheers bro, maybe we will be cell mates!
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1p9A33w0tTH
>dicking around
>>601837346
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0j6nr1Rm9pA
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>>601837588
see you there, we'll trade on-and-off who gets to fuck who. ;D
>>601837586
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1sLm6Olsuwi
>my take
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1DZ3qzLleAd
>requested
>>601837480
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZ5pgk56HU
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>>601837622
I thank you, OP.
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>>601837924
And I love you, random citizen. (love you anon)
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3spooky5you scrub
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>>601837102
I'd let you read me a bed time story till I drifted off to slumber land
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DUDE DUDE DUDE

NIGGA NIGGA CHICKEN DINNA
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>>601838097
http://vocaroo.com/i/s013z5Gg8C3R
>>601838143
can definitely be arranged. what's your skype?
this is a thread of OP delivering
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>>601837835
After this threat OP, you get to be the pitcher whenever you want. I'll catch that cock any time after hearing this shit. You have delivered on everything, that earns you top position.
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>>601837835

Say Get out faget
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>>601838319
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QKT1WzZH4Z
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>>601838441
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QKT1WzZH4Z
laughed. thanks
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>>601838394
http://vocaroo.com/i/s12qXQtmjw8L
>>601838379
i thank you kindly. in return for your submission, i won't shank you and eat you like i was planning on doing. (jk much love)
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>>601822417
>whatever the fuck you want
A picture of your cunt being slammed by a full sized zucchini.
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>>601822417
While screaming

"MOM!!!!! I HAVE ALWAYS WANTED TO FUCK YOU IN THE ASS!!! WHAT SAY YOU WHORE?!?!?"
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Jean Claude Van JUGGERNAUT, BITCH!
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>>601838671
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0SrS8a5vYNO
>>601838699
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JgnVhtWcxC
if I get evicted for this thread, it will be worth it.
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>>601838600
shank than eat me? stop it op, that is too many fantasies coming true at once.
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>>601838734
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1pwo6EiCRrZ
if/when this thread goes down, i'll cont for the anons.
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>>601824099
this opinion is shut bullshit though lol
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>>601838891
what can I say? I'm a man of many talents. got skype, anon?
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Dear John, Also known as João. I must tell you that you are a filthy br. But that does not matter, because you... You are my friend, no matter what. Even though you smell weird, and look weird.

Ps, gid gud. Goodnight, sweet prince.
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Please say it like you're extremly surprised "Gina und Lisa sitzen auf dem Baum, knutschen rum man glaubt es kaum!"
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>>601839026
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MWPl97wFH3
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Call gamestop, ask to pre order battletoads on Wii U
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>>601838881
No matter what I ask, you deliver op. Threatening Putin, Obama, and saying you want to fuck your mom in the ass.. I respect you more than you will ever know.
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>>601839177
this
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>>601839177
this
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>>601839069
No I do not... had it for a while but my shit tier lenovo lap top from 2007 can't handle skype. In the process of buying the parts to build my own rig though.
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>>601839158
http://vocaroo.com/i/s02GOcuZFlPG
>>601839102
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rhvdb82tUx
>>601839089
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1VNekohlYUT
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>>601839482
I thank you once more.
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>>601839177
I remember those threads
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"Hey guys, welcome to Eb gamez"
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Beste Nicolay. Krijg een baan, en doe eindelijk eens wat met je leven.

Groeten, Keeley.
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>>601839177
>>601839305
>>601839375
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0E08OJBV1On
op delivers
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