>>601759235
Thinking why the fuck does the government keep fucking us over.

that's not the australian flag.

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>>601759235
drankin, waitin for mah blaze to arive

also watching attack on titan

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>>601759391
its the government bro,

nuff said

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>>601759595
Dude... What?

>>601759501
I got blackout drunk on half a bottle of whiskey last night, I somehow got a huge bruise on my left arse cheek that I have no memory of.

Taupo here

>>601759235
Drinking, procrastinating about uni

>>601759235
Was doing some first year chick that just moved into a hall, yourself?

>>601759747
haha you get that some times, unexplained drunken injury's always crack me up

>>601759752
What do you even do in Taupo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EKTw50Uf8M

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>>601760076
>what do you do
Bro?
hunt, Fish, mountain bike, camp, ski, snowboard, jetski, road bike, wakeboard, hike ETC ETC ETC

Bro, really?

>>601759235
Despairing with problems in physics simulator design.
That is, asking reddit because 4chan has failed me endlessly.

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drinking, heading into town later.

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>>601760076

Welly checking in

lol, sheep fuckers.

>>601760448
u wanna sum fuk?

New Zealand: A beautiful state of Austrailia.

>>601760515
Nice one.

>>601760515
Ok, I'm not the only one who thought that.

How does that sit with NZ? Sharing a global reputaion of sheep fuckers? You and the Welsh.

Pakuranga in here

>>601760408
Pretty awful with first impressions.
300 character limit, so I use a pastebin link. Subreddit has an automoderator though that deleted my post because it had no questionmark in it; all my question marks were in the paste.
And then it has a 5 minute delay before I can attempt to post it again.

Oh, wait, now it's blocked me from posting threads at all.
wat

Anyone watch The Last Man On Earth? Shit was hilarious.

>This is my toilet pool.
>This is my garbage pool.
>And this is my margarita pool.

>>601760765
>be 20 years old
>spent entire life in NZ
>have not seen even one sheep before

Sheep jokes = stale.

>>601760535
s-sure anon n-no homo right..?

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what are ya'll sick cunts drinking tonight?

got 2 of these to down before town.

>>601761018
shit was so cash

>>601761092
not homo unless the balls don't touch.
also no homo

Just rooting me sheep

>>601761073
Uh, its not a joke this is what the world thinks of you. Just accept it, and be the smaller austrailia.

>>601760372
spent the day wandering around Waiouru, thought i wouldn't have to see that shit again today, thanks

>>601760906
Well, screw this; if automoderation inconveniences me twice in a row from the start, then actual moderation must be a nightmare.

Kangaroos are dope.

>>601761301
I really don't care what the rest of the world think of NZ lol.

>>601761634
shouldnt you be on a walkabout?

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Fish on!

>>601760372
okay.. that actually sounds pretty sweet

Fuck Internals
fucking fuck.

>>601761603
We have wallaby

>>601761705
That island looks haunted.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jG6JFrWjGTE

>>601761073
Where the fuck do you live that you've never seen a sheep? Do you even travel?

>>601761864
Same thing faggot. Even if it's not, who even cares?

Too many butthurt Australians here. Still mad about that cricket game probs.

>>601761850
Spot the foetus.

>>601761951
Auckland.
>do I travel?
Nah.>>601761962

>>601762013
Same fucking thing lol. It's not like either of you have any distincive culture.

Australia= UK jail
New Zealand = couldnt make it in Australia

>>601761850
>internals
literally the easiest shit ever

>>601762246
tedious as fuck

>>601762221
Oh never mind, it's just a mad yuropoor.

>However, it is still true that people in New >Zealand are greatly outnumbered by sheep, >and our sheep-to-person ratio is high relative >to other countries.

http://www.stats.govt.nz/browse_for_stats/population/mythbusters/3million-people-60million-sheep.aspx

>>601762221
Nz=entrepreneurs, explorers, people who wanted to do things and travel away from UK.

>>601762432
>Have to shitpost about anglos because if they do it about an ethnic they go to prison
Lol yuros

>>601762475
>what >are >you >doing

>>601762475
Cool stats. We have a lot of sheep. Good to know.

Anyone done the Great Walks? Which one you recommend?

why are mother fuckers complaining or trying to insult NZ about sheep? Lamb is fucking king of the meat choices at Ghengis Khan (mongolian stir fry?). on it all day

>>601762945
Milford 10/10

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>>601762945
I walked the Mt. Vic town belt.
apparently this thing is called hobbits hideout or some shit. didn't see no hobbits.

What do i do in chch for fun?

>>601762962
I've been there, it was good but the Cafe Abyssinia was better.

>>601763354
See if you can shit on the floor of every red zoned house, I'm almost done.

>>601763630
pics or it didn't happen.

>>601763711
Better yet go to one of the houses, you'll find a perfectly formed turd on the floor, everytime.

>>601763630
m8... I had many chances.. if only i'd known that was a thing

Sup

>>601760515
Original/10

Auckland here, chickedy checkin in

>>601761704
That's aboriginal Australians you idiot. Are you
American or something?

tinych@ .com/nzchat

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hey new zealand how does it feel being Australias retarded sheep banging little cousin lmao

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So this is what you fuckers do when I go to bed at 9

anyone got pingaz in town?

>>601768275
Is that you Pinga Pete? Are you in NZ on holiday?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbiSseoKUHk

whos looking forward to shroom season hehehe

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Hastingsbro,repot for dooty!

>Tfw been up north helping my sister & her hubby move down edition

>Tfw no gym for a whole week edition

>tfw not gonna make it edition

>>601768806
fucking sick cunt

>>601769108
your gains brah

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>>601767445
Buttery roohopper detected!

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>>601769236
RIP ;-;

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bamp

serious though, pingaz in welly? mdma?

New Zealanders are gayer than canadiaians.

You're like the milhouse of the southern hemisphere

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>>601769906
Bullshit.
Although we do have the gayest natives,I'll give you that.

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You motherfuckers had better all be voting not to change the flag.

>>601770546
Canada did it, and they turned out ok.

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>>601770546
Of course

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>>601770661
We're not Canada.
Also
>implying Canada's flag isn't made of cancer and aids

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FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT

WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT

CRUSADER,THE LORD OF THE REALM

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Wellington here.
What should I draw?

Anyone wanna Fuck a land whale?

>>601771547
draw me some pingaz.
also meet me in town 11:30

>>601771547
Mike McRoberts receiving his VC and knighthood.

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Auckl@nd fag reporting in

Nelson fag
Listenin' to Patrice O'neal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNoew46u_dI

>>601771641
Where? You're buying.

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>>601771626
HASTINGS
A
S
T
I
N
G
S

>>601772235
Westport :l

>>601772312
I am buying, but are you selling>

>>601772418
ick suicide worthy.

>>601772586
literally in the stone age here, we still kill Maori's with Muskets and trade blankets for farm land.

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>>601771626
If only you weren't /HAMiltron/...

>>601772586
although it's going to get good when we get over 1000 soldiers on a months long training exercise.

>>601773044
If thats Southern Katipo your in for some cool shit mate. Pretty sure its a couply thousand too all up. Youll see some shit youll never see otherwise.

>>601773044
Speaking of soldiers I've been sitting for 2 years thinking about enlisting, then the shit with the mussies kicked off over in the sandpit there and now I'm kind of rethinking it, not dying for your freedom fucker.

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>>601771626
Go on...

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One day...

>>601773355
Good, it's not like NZ is of any strategic value, or any value at all for anyone to bother getting anywhere near our shores.

>>601773500
Give it up, you pervert.

>>601760424
are you that dude that shot those people because he couldnt get laid

>>601773240
Yeah that's the one, I'll probably signup to be an Insurgent, will be great.

>>601773240
You reminded me of the Katipo spider, New Zealand's one dangerous native animal.

>>601773553
Not till nations start pushing to drill the Antarctic for oil..

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>>601773355
TRIPLE DUBS!

seriously tho,you don't want to kill mudslimes?
What the hell is wrong with you?

>>601773693
And soon to be extinct with no damage to te eco system. Thank God.

>>601772937
How in the fuck did you know

>>601771626
yes.

>>601773553
lol well if this conflict goes anything like the last could be a longggggg time.

>>601773778
check 'em

I would but if I fear if I get shot I'll be there dying thinking 'why did i do this?'
+ I don't buy into the whole ISIS is a real threat shit and that's not very motivational lol

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>>601773594
Not a pervert

>well maybe a little.

>hopefully I'm worthy.
>Someday...

>>601759235
StudyLink Here, have any problems?

>>601760515
gr8 b8 m8

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>>601773842
I backtraced you.

You dun goofed.

>>601773986
Dont apply for deployment then unless it goes over the 2 year deadline they only take volunteers they dont force you.
>>601774022
I only make 50 bucks and need more. I said I pay accommodation costs at home but it never let me say how much or gave me more :( I cant even afford a train you jew :(

>>601773837
The last recorded fatality was in 1901, seems pretty harmless really. Bites are hardly ever fatal.

>>601774229
Still need anti venom and the thought of being bitten is scary.

>>601761152
GC

Wondering why in 2015 old over 50s still think they're doing the economy "good" when world wide everything's ponzy scheme backing ponzy.

>>601774157
eh

>>601774299
Have you ever even seen a katipo?

>>601774299
I fear fucking whitetails more than Katipo

>>601774467
Have honestly not seen one in over 5 years.
>>601774454
Dont need to I hear enough from my dad

>>601774467
From health.govt.nz

>The usual white-tailed spider bite can be painful but the initial burning feeling, swelling, redness and itchiness at the bite site usually goes and there are no long-lasting effects.

>White-tailed spider bites are not considered poisonous to humans. A recent Australian study has shown no evidence linking necrotic ulcers (destroyed skin) to white-tailed spider bites.

>>601774181
Do you have a student allowance? And you live at home? You get what you deserve mammas biy

Hey guys, teina pora checking in. I'm just hanging with my mates David and Mark. Anyone got any good stories about how they got away with something really bad?

>>601774631
Its the following infection not the spider hes a punk ass bitch.
>>601774704
I do have allowance 50 bucks worth and its hard to leave home when not one landlord will let you rent a place.

>>601774710
I killed my whole family, I was in jail a while but I got out by convincing a court my dad did it, kek. My family just couldn't accept how sick my jumpers were so they had to die.

>>601774843
You have an allowance of fiddy bucks because you or your parents earn over the limit. You can get a loan to top this up to $175. Take it or leave it.

>>601774843
According to the evidence there is no correlation between white tail spider bites and necrosis, doesn't matter the cause.

>>601775025
Oh yeah? Well I killed a bunch of family + some others and they let me be a teacher.

>>601775168
they're just fucking creepy.

anything bigger than a daddylong legs gets execution in my house.

>>601775111
Nope and nope Neither are over the limit one doesnt even work. 175 is bullshit and you know it. Theres people with parents bringing in mega bux but because they say they have only one they get 200.

>>601774710
I killed my white wife, ruined my career mayne.

>>601770546
LOL u think we are gonna get to vote

>>601775682
Yes...... Andrew little might say otherwise but this is a democracy.

>>601775310
Well this is odd. Who did you complain to? What do you want?

>>601775820
We didn't get to vote on going to iraq? or do i not understand democracy :S

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>>601774435
I have a very long memory

Aparrently longer than yours

>>601775971
enough money to catch a train every day. Ive tried everything but im being jewed at every turn.

>>601775996
You didnt when Helen sent them either. You dont get the public to vote on every action thats ridiculous and expensive.

>>601775273
you're no better than isis, you fucking killer.

Looking for a flat, wellyfag here.

>>601776179
HEY FUCK YOU.
no i know.

>>601776110
Yh but.. it seems like that is a particular occasion when voting makes sense, you know, killing our own citizens for whatever cause.

Any of you niggas in first year engineering at UoA?

Chch fag reporting in. Just got into bed. Chilling out.

>>601776408
They volunteer for that job and they know the risks. Everyone trying to protect the soldiers when they themselves want to go. No one is forced into a deployment like that. And as a member of the security council its our duty to appear to do something. We cant all vote on everything thats why we vote for a member of our electorate who is meant to follow the feelings of their electorate not their own.

>>601776110
You believe you're entitled to shit but are not getting it.

I can believe that. But I see no evidence that is happening, just a moaner.

>>601776599
That makes sense but we do we have to pretend we're doing it for NZ freedom and security?

if that was the case wouldn't something like North Korea be more of a threat to our security? they have concentration camps and nukes ISIS can't even fly a kite.

>>601776710
Of Course I believe Im entitled to it I meet every single requirement and have more financial issues than people who are making more. Im being fucked over simply because I live at home.

>>601776408
how much will it cost to vote to send them? the flag vote will cost an estimated 25 mil even if we all vote no. so i doubt they will bother with a vote on troops
also thats not how it works but whatevs

>>601776852
Our army is only equipped to fight in a coalition. Its why we are doing this we can only do so much on our own with our voice. Dont listen to people who go oh why dont we do this or that. The thing with ISIS is everyone else is doing all the work so we can show up make it look like we are helping then leave again with minimal effort. In a way it helps our security in the world wide sense. An organisation like that left unchecked does shit stuff its what happened in Afghanistan before American intervention the Taliban and Al Qaeda had an entire country to fund all their operations they could do what they wanted. Without Western help Iraq would have fallen.

>>601777223
Most of the deployment will come from their operations budget. Each branch is allocated funds for their yearly missions.

>>601777293
>Without Western help Iraq would have fallen.

yh but.. it just did lol

the rest makes sense.

>>601777490
Iraq hasnt fallen. Baghdad is still in their hands. If America hadnt started their airstrikes they would have been fucked so hard so fast.

>>601777293
lets be honest. Iraq fell because of western "help" Saddam was put in power by the US years ago when they were gunning for Iran. Saddam being booted out kicked off the whole arab spring bullshit and led to what we have now.
taliban and al Qaeda had to be stopped and isis is a bunch of insane doomsday cultists who need a bullet too.

>>601777985
Saddam was sprung because he was a pain in the ass everyone hated him. He had the Syrians attacking him in Gulf war one and Russia helping out in number 2 the man kept the country together but he was a prick.

208.77.19.234

Join my teamspeak and chill bros

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>>601778353
/pol/ pls stay forever

Wondering why the fuck there's no weed in Dunedin

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>>601772235
Yo dawg. Nelson represent!
>sorry I'm late

>>601778584
I love /pol/ Its like what /b/ used to be when they could actually discuss topics not just post cock rate threads.

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>>601778353
>>601778353
Is this you?

>>601778743
>dos tittays

DAAAAMMMMNNN

>>601778743
Where in nelly?

>>601778748
so whats ur take on measurement. from the pubic bone or from the top of ur cock?

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>tfw can't get gets anymore

>>601778864
I wish he looks like he got mad dolla
>>601778987
From pubic bone thats the bottom and measuring from the top sounds weird.

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how does it feel to not live in dunedin

>2015
>not having gigabit

>>601778698
you can sneak it on the plane bro back from aucks. its ez as fk.

>>601779011
Is that you IDbro? You know every since I started mentioning my alcohol abuse people think I'm you.

>>601762221
You what mate?

>>601779252
I bet you let the fruit fly in you fucking disgrace. You should be shot for treason.

>>601779137
I know right? Have a mate who is all about the measure from the top cause it is more indicative of what u can fit in. ( hehe indicative ) the shit u talk about over beers....

>>601767445
How does it feel to have no jobs or unemployment money?

Yeah I thought so and btw as you pricks always say...

Fuck off were full.

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>>601779279
why would they tho?

i'm not an alcoholic :/

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>>601779342
this

>>601779442
depends on how phat dat ass is doe.

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Give a 24 year old perm-a-virgin tips to score during o-week (Hamilton)

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>>601778934
The good side of Washington Valley. Much happenin?

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>>601779628
YOU JUST GOTTA BE BASED

>>601779549
rule 3: no fat chicks.

>>601779448
then why are there so many indians and chinks

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>>601779476
Really? Because I learned it from watching you!

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/mar/03/the-results-are-in-study-reveals-average-penis-size

stats are in lads, how do you measure up?
>inb4 8x8" bro GOML/DYEL

>>601779699
phat aint fat son.

>>601779628
I'm a twenty four year old virgin too, but I have whiskey so who gives a fuck?

>>601779742
some cunts gotta drive the cabs and make pizza at dominoes

>>601779658
Just an average night in nelson.
fucking nothing.

>>601759235
>>601759235
Wondering if I should get drunk alone, or with housemate??? Adelaide is part of New Zealand for tonight. :D

>>601761342


Waiouru ain't SO bad. If you are playing with machine guns.

>>601779011
Yay!

>>601779823
fuckin aye.
rule one is don't stick ur dick in crazy, and i break that one all the fuckin time

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>>601779750
damn...

keep drinking, my man

till all the problems go away

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>>601759501
>>601759235
Fuck u!!!! Dirty weeaboo!!!!! Kill urself!!!! Watch a real show, like Man vs Wild.

>>601759235
Kiwis are the most underrated people IMO, but I think you guys enjoy that fact quite quietly
At least the pakehas that I've met

>>601779982
I dated crazy....

>>601780057
Actually I've met one mauri and he was a bro

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>>601780001
OFFBYONE

srsly tho whacha dranking?

Baileys/coffee masterrace

>>601780057
shot bro

>>601759235
New Zealanders have the cutest accent. I'd love to fuck a kiwi chick. :D

>>601780162
So would I. Just gotta find one who would fuck me....

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>>601780162
See
>>601771626
.

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>>601780135
been sober since uni started

> lived in auckland my entire life.
> seen 4 african americans.
> all of them were weird fucks.

>>601779935
The only times drinking has gone badly for me was when other people were around. When I'm by myself I just pass out in bed. When other people are around they often interfere and try to stop me from drinking, a girl hid my vodka in the dishwasher at a house party but I found it and kept drinking. Some guy ended up putting me in a chokehold until someone came to pick me up.

WEST

IS

BEST

>>601779835
>I'm not alone
Will people give me money if I busk? Theres a well tuned piano to play, I can play jazz

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Reporting In.

>tfw first years fucking up the congestion flow in the OGGB

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>601780242
Shame.

The drinking makes the w8ing less painful

>>601780103
we all have bro. we all have.
shes a fine line between crazy in a good way and just plan fuckin crazy.
pull my hair. ok. choke me. yeah... ok.. but when she asks u to slap her round and then yells "do you love me now daddy?" and starts to cry. thats when i say fuck this shit and go to the pub

>>601780425
Wouldn't know, I'm musically illiterate. Though I have paid buskers a few times, but how are you going to move the piano around?

>>601780162
thr all taken by indians sory

>>601780434
Remember when that guy killed himself in there? Good times.

>>601761634
Chur.

Claassic Kiwi response.

>>601760765
When every boy in NZ gets to 16 he receives a sheep, he then proceeds to fuck the shit out of it for 2-3 years .. then we export it to you cunts to eat .. think about that next time you got some gravy running down ya chin =]

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>>601780119
Maoris are like, the broiest people. 10/10 would create bicultural utopia agai- sorry.

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Actually nah fuck I gotta early class I got to get some sleep.

Reporting Out.

Goodnight bros

>>601780616
I only heard about it, never actually saw it

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>>601780694
gn~

>>601780559
There's a few uprights around to play outside stores in Hamilton, however only one is decent enough to play

I figure pandering to old people would be the way to go, but the fact there are heaps of homeless around atm puts me off

>>601780395
>>601759235
I'm just concerned that I might drink too much and choke on my own vomit. It's hard for me to stop drinking.

>>601780548
Tried to make me get her preggers the very first time we fucked.

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damn, i h8 being sober

Otago reporting in, anyone else have a good O Week?

>>601780952
ohhhh damn.
where was this bitch from? hutt valley?

>>601780866
Never happened to me but if you're really worried just sleep on your stomach. I don't really know why but I never puke anymore, I drink as much as I ever did I think, but I don't get sick.

>>601781032
what do u kids do for o week now all the bars are gone?
i miss the bowler and gardies. :(

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post goddesses

>>601781145
other side of hill wairarapa

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>>601781248
Here you go.

>>601781224
>>601759235
Ok, i'll try that. thx /b/ro. :D

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>>601781248

Kiwis are a culturally sterile weed with collective wee man syndrome infesting an otherwise pristine landmass.

They're as much of an invasive species as the stoats they brought with them.

The Maori should have eaten you all when they had a chance.

Pavlova is shit, you didn't invent merengue you fucking idiots. Or fucking flight for that matter.

>>601781228
fucked if I know lol, I showed up a bit late for all the festivities.
Apparently burning couches and houses down, destroying properties and shitting through skylights into lounges.

>But what else is new?

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>>601781417
>tfw she's got more chest hair than me
at least i'm starting to grow some above my belly button and got a nice fade going

has anyone got that cam threesome video with those chicks from down south?

>>601781399
lol i dated a chick from that way once. met her over nzd. bad idea. but she was so hot. chick is legit crazy. sex was amazing tho...
>>601781479
butthurt aussie detected. wanna talk about the cricket?

>>601781535
haha i heard about the skylight shit. that was some fucking ninja shit right there
seewhatididthere.jpg

>>601781479
How much money did you lose on the cricket, mate?

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r8 em

h8 me

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delight~

>>601771626
I'm down.

>>601781248

dude stop posting that chinky witch. this is nz thread, not nz visitors visa thread. fuck off

>>601779628
>24
Calm down bro. No shame until you're 30.

But O-week won't help much. According to Nexus Magazine most Waikato Uni students lost their virginity in their second year.

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broken night~

>>601782450

stahp