No.

>>601684970
STORY TIME!!!

Continue OP!

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I'll read because it could be interesting.

>>601684970
I'll bite.
Continue OP

>>601684970
Keep going

>>601685162
>>601685188
>She tells me that she didn't want to commit suicide
>she said it was to escape the monsters
>I don't think she has any mental illnesses
>Ask her about it
>I know they aren't real but they remind me of things i don't want to remember
>I ask her why she hung herself
>She said she didn't know but she had to do it
>spooky
>tell her i'm glad she spoke up and she can go back to her room
This isn't pre typed so this might take a minute

>>601684970
Does it end in a wet dick and a keyed car?

Ayy lmao check em ☑

>>601684970
Also if that's your trick line that always works, you have mad game.
I will use it next time I try to pick up!

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Keeping the thread alive

>>601685803
This part will be longer
>Lunch time
>Seen all of my favorite patients except her today
>i usually see her at around 5-6 pm
>I go get me some popeyes and eat it in my car
>i get back and she's in my office crying
>They're still here
>What?
>The monsters they aren't gone
>What can i do to make them go away?
>Kill me
>She tells me that she wants me to kill her and to make sure she's dead
>i say no send her to her room
>The next day she's extremely gloomy
>I wonder if i should bring this up with the family
>She lost her dad when she was 10
> 6Pm roles around and she comes on in
>i ask her about her dad
>she says she doesn't want to talk about it
>That's ok but you're going to have to tell me eventually
>"no i don't" and she stormed out

>>601686827
GET ON WITH IT OP

THIS IS WHY YOU PRETYPE BEFORE YOU MAKE A THREAD

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This story is so fucking boring and yet.....

>>601687170

relax you autist.

>>601684970
Man the fuck up you pathetic worm or get a dif job and also fuck off you emo dick licker

>>601684970
Dont bother your story is shit just turn off the comp and cry in your pillow you filthy wizard

>>601686827
intrigued OP please ont

>>601686827
The next day isn't anything special so lets just move to the part where she visits me
>"i don't want to talk about the past but there's nothing to talk about in the future"
>Sure there is you're a pretty young lady i'm sure you'll have a good and happy life
>She starts crying
>Ask what's wrong
>no reply
>she asks if she can go back to her room i say yes
>The next day oh man
>A fight occured some girl stabbed another with a plastic fork
>i don't know who it is that got stabbed
>i don't know who is the stabber
>See her
>She says this is exactly what always happens
>Are you ready to tell me what happened?
>I still don't want to talk about it
>>601687392
>>601687600
What? what did i do that was pathetic?
>wizard
kek

>>601687756

continue fgt.

>>601687756
What was the trick?

Also I have a feeling it is going to be a dinosaur or something

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OP it isn't pathetic.

Bump.

>>601685188
Checked

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>>601688013

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>>601688122
>>601685188
I've got two dubs in this thread.

>>601688517

those were my dubs, fuck off..

im honestly at the point of waiting, that i want op to just fucking shoot himself.

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>>601688589
>laying claim to my dubs

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Continue OP I'm hooked.

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OP types slow as fuck!

>>601688648
>>601688589
samefag

>>601688648
>>601688517
fighting over dubs?
what is this shit? africa?

If this is a spaghetti/dinosaur/lough ness monster story I will an hero on tinychat

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>>601688880
i forgot my fucking gif

>>601688880
Check em

>>601687756
The next day she doesn't come into my office
>start to get worried she killed her self
>Go to her room
>open the door and there's no one in it
>i go back to my room to call security
>she's there
>Hey how's it going
>The same as every day
>"Why are you so depressed for?"
>It's none of your business
>If it's none of my business then why are you here?
>You wanted to know so i'm going to tell you
>My dad killed my little sister at a very young age
>He said it was an accident but i don't see how you accidently stab a child
>{Jesus what the fuck}
>He got the death penalty and i watched
>it was good to see him finally be dead
>i never wanted anything bad to happen to anyone ever but it did and i was happy
Nothing very interesting happens for a couple of months because she starts getting on pills and they make her fall asleep really early
>>601688753
Yea i know i really should have pre typed this but too late now

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>>601688773
>>601688880
don't use negative language

>>601688983

good job moron if you hadn't forgot the .gif you maybe would have hit 88888

>>601688880
I AM KING OF FORNICATION CHAN.

>>601689141
I SORRY I DISAPPOINT, BUT AS KING I ORDER YOU TO FUCKING DIE. NIGGER LOVER

OP, I just sat in a waiting room for two hours waiting to hear if I had cancer or not and that wasn't nearly as bad as your faggot ass story.

>>601689091
ill do as i please

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>>601688648
>>601688589
>>601688517
>>601688150
Shinu kudasai.

>>601689406

YOU ARENT THE KING OF SHIT EBCAUSE YOU DIDNT HIT SHIT CUNTNUGGET U WANT CHEEZBURGER?!?!

>>601689470
soooo do you have cancer or not you fucking faggot?

>>601689603
do you mock thee king? do you challenge thee king to a gif off?

>>601689060
> why are you so depressed for

That's some fine work you're doing anon

Come on op we need to see what happens to depression girl

>>601689603
>>601689406
>>601689141
ITT: 12 year olds argue like middle school girls

690000 get

>>601689918

stfu crackerjack supremo

Is this story going anywhere? Im mean so far it totally sucks ass

>>601689470
Was it this thread that gave you cancer?

>>601689022
Nice job faggot.
>Check'd

You just sound like the guy girls run to to talk to because you're like the gay friend only used when they have literally nobody

Wait OP, was this it?

>>601689060
Alright So after a couple months she quickly became one of my favorite patients she was like the daughter i never wanted
>Her birthday passes and we throw a party it's all in good fun
>i've never seen her this happy
>it feels great
>talk to her and some of my other patients the whole day
>She comes to my office
>Talks about how she hopes she has a future
>I say i hope it's a good one
>Fast forward next week
>she comes into my office really loopy off the medication
>She talks about all the things she would do to her dad if he was still alive
>She talks about how she hates this place and wishes everyone here burned to death
>Go to your room
>she does
>next day she's no where to be seen
>look everywhere
>she hung herself with her sweater
>>601689748
i couldn't think of anything else to say i've only been doing this for like 2 years

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>>601690025

>>601690163
Well that would make sense if you know i wasn't paid to do it

OP, are you an MHA?

>>601690250
You should take her as an example and do the same.

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>>601689918

>>601690250
>Go to your room
>she does
>next day she's no where to be seen
>look everywhere
>she hung herself with her sweater

Is that it? Nice ending faggot. 4/10

>>601690250
What a climatic ending to such a gripping story. My time does not feel wasted at all.

Sage this shit so others don't have to suffer.

>>601690250
gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

good job OP.. you fucking killed her with your shit psychology help

>>601690497
>MHA
Kind of except instead of old people it's people that are metaly ill or have tried commiting suicide

>>601690250
you are really fucking bad this job anon.
like realllly fucking bad.

>>601685803
>tells story on /b/
>doesn't pre-type it
>ishygddt

>>601690250
I'm sorry OP, at least she is finally at peace

Don't let these edge lords get you down

>>601689489
I poop on you
>>601688888 get

"Go to your room".
Way to treat a suicidal girl, quit your job faggot

>>601689022
nice

>>601690739

so what the fuck qualifies you to talk to people under distress when you're saying things like "so y r u depressed fgt?!?!"...

>only been doing it for 2 years

I'd imagine that's plenty of time to develop proper responses than the above response. Jesus fuck and you wonder why people continue feeling hopeless about themselves, these fucking monkey jobs people get aren't helping a damn thing.

>>601690946
>She talks about burning everyone alive inside of here
Oh i get it it's a hilarious joke right?

I would have preferred a loch ness monster ending to this shit

>>601687756
continue amigo

>>601691246
>Be me
>Work in a psychiatric ward
>Girl is suicidal talks about killing people and funny shit like that
>tells me she loves me
>but first she need to borrow 3.50 and it was about that time that i noticed that the girl that was my patient was actually a 50,000 foot tall sea monster from the paleoliphic era

>>601690739
That's what an MHA is. A Mental Health Associate. You're thinking of a CNA which takes care of oldheads

>>601692062
Oh shit gg

>>601690946

+1! OP ITS YOUR FAULT SHE IS DEAD NOW!