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Dark jokes thread. Post your darkest dark darks. I'll start;What did the south


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Dark jokes thread. Post your darkest dark darks. I'll start;
What did the south tower say to the north tower? "I gotta catch a plane"
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Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Billy played in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is his neighbour.
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bumpin
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>>601623603
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>>601623603
bamp
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>>601623603
rebump
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you know guys;
9 out of 11 muslims find that islam is a peaceful religion
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>>601623603
lets keep this going i need to get edgier
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>>601623603
aayyee lmao
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>>601623603
alright then
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what has two heads five hands and no legs?
the boston marathon finish line
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>>601623603
anyboy in
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what's the worst thing about fucking twenty five year olds?

hickeys on your dick
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keep it going guize
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how do you get a mudslime woman pregnant?

cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
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>>601625804
ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU AKBAR!!ALLAHU AKBAR!! ALLAHU
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lets get edgy
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>>601625931
what's the best thing about fucking thirty eight year olds?

there's 30 of them
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What's the deal with Mexican tits?
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>>601626769
so ugly it should be illegal in usa?
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>>601626932
I dunno about that, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k
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Q. What is the worst thing about fucking little kids?

A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
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2 edgy 4 u
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>>601628737
Ifunny...
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>>601623603
reverse it. the north tower was hit first.
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>>601626156
that's the worst shop i've seen in my whole goddamn life
she's looking at 2 different cameras at once
and her dad
riiiight
gr8 b8 m8
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>>601626629
wow never heard that before
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>>601631565
i sense the sarcasm, but hey i tried
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>>601631326
She's standing front of a mirror...
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>>601624954
fuck off you uncivilized ebonics using sandnigger
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how do you fit 50 babies in a bucket?

-Blender

How do you get them back out again?

-Tortilla Chips!!
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>>601631962
ayyy lmao
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>>601623603
http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/canada/montreal/dead-baby-found-in-garbage-container-in-métabetchouan-lac-à-la-croix-1.2965254

Classic dead baby in the garbage joke gone real

Absolutely halal
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These aren't even dark jokes. These are lame dead baby jokes that 13 year olds tell.
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>>601626156
curco vein is that you?
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>>601631962
>"Via 9gag.com"
Die.
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My wife asked me to take out the trash

So I kicked her square in the gut
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>>601634777
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