Dark jokes thread. Post your darkest dark darks. I'll start;
What did the south tower say to the north tower? "I gotta catch a plane"
Wanna hear a dirty joke?
Billy played in the mud.
Wanna hear a clean joke?
Billy took a bath with bubbles.
Wanna hear another dirty joke?
Bubbles is his neighbour.
bumpin
>>601623603
>>601623603
bamp
>>601623603
rebump
you know guys;
9 out of 11 muslims find that islam is a peaceful religion
>>601623603
lets keep this going i need to get edgier
>>601623603
aayyee lmao
>>601623603
alright then
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what has two heads five hands and no legs?
the boston marathon finish line
>>601623603
anyboy in
what's the worst thing about fucking twenty five year olds?
hickeys on your dick
keep it going guize
how do you get a mudslime woman pregnant?
cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest
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lets get edgy
>>601625931
what's the best thing about fucking thirty eight year olds?
there's 30 of them
What's the deal with Mexican tits?
>>601626769
so ugly it should be illegal in usa?
>>601626932
I dunno about that, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=38O-PcjXh0k
Q. What is the worst thing about fucking little kids?
A. Getting the blood out of your clown suit.
2 edgy 4 u
>>601628737
Ifunny...
>>601623603
reverse it. the north tower was hit first.
>>601626156
that's the worst shop i've seen in my whole goddamn life
she's looking at 2 different cameras at once
and her dad
riiiight
gr8 b8 m8
>>601626629
wow never heard that before
>>601631565
i sense the sarcasm, but hey i tried
>>601631326
She's standing front of a mirror...
>>601624954
fuck off you uncivilized ebonics using sandnigger
how do you fit 50 babies in a bucket?
-Blender
How do you get them back out again?
-Tortilla Chips!!
>>601631962
ayyy lmao
>>601623603
http://www.cbc.ca/m/news/canada/montreal/dead-baby-found-in-garbage-container-in-métabetchouan-lac-à-la-croix-1.2965254
Classic dead baby in the garbage joke gone real
Absolutely halal
These aren't even dark jokes. These are lame dead baby jokes that 13 year olds tell.
>>601626156
curco vein is that you?
>>601631962
>"Via 9gag.com"
Die.
My wife asked me to take out the trash
So I kicked her square in the gut
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