had this escort in vegas. barbie blonde with huge tits a bow tramp stamp and rose leg tattoo... was a great fuck too bad i lost all of her contact info

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Fucked the one on the left, found her on backpage name was Kat. Got me a bbbj and fucked her good. Pussy was tight as fuck.

Try humaniplex.com, awesome site good ratings systems never hear about any one getting busted been a member of the site for a few years and it's free

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>>601609350
Another pic of her, best 60 bucks i ever spent

CL and backpage are for poorfags. I only get my pussy for hire from Eros or TER. Porn stars too. Ask me anything.

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Thinking about fucking this one next

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>>601609727
holy shit, big nig behind her in mirror

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>>601609888
Lol, did not notice that, will not go to this one. That's probably her pimp. Also, checked

>>601609769
>>601609727
>>601609431
>>601609350
>>601608546

nasty...

>>601609888
That's a Jimi Hendrix poster.

>>601610173
He's been all along her watchtower already

>>601610073
>>601609888
Like a mirror would be that high up on the wall, its at the same height as the ceiling fan. Unless he truly is giga nigga

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This one looks good.

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i'm in uk i use adultwork, can find any type of girl, prices range from dirt cheap to expensive higher class escorts, most girls will have their mobile number on the page so you can ring/text to arrange, pic related some slut i fucked at the weekend while my wife was babysitting our niece

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>>601610892

>>601610892
How much anon?

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>>601612065
she was £40 for 15 mins, usually just go for the cheap option, go in get sucked fuck them leave

keep this one rolling

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Erotic mugshots dot com is the way to go... or backpage, fucked plenty of smalltown slags in MN through there
>pic related

>>601612323
Think i've seen this one around on adultwork and MFC? Where she based?

>>601612391
Silly cow hasn't opened the bottle yet.

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Is there a better site to find erotic massages rather than backpage and rubmaps?

City I live in is pretty dry, looking for more options

the scorts in this thread are disgusting, in Brazil we have the nicest scorts (woman and traps) check them in google faggots and come to brazil to fuck whores

Backpage shut, 100 bucks. Had to be a dark room. She had the nastiest voice. But gave the best bj..... Holy shit... She knew how to work it. I came twice.

>>601612754
Erotic mugshots dot com, dont let the name fool ya

>>601612758
Too bad they all have AIDS

>>601612894
Kekt

these sluts looks awfull.
that's why I go to thailand/cambodia.
20 yo beautifull chicks for 20/30 bucks and all night

>>601612894
Or are men...

>>601612758
>come to Brazil
>fuck men

>>601612836
Thanks... Good site, but this appears to be escorts only
Looking for sensual/erotic massage
Escort girls charge much more

>>601613105
acutally many brazil girls looks awesome, but still it's expensive, not as cheap as south east asia

>>601612836
Never mind found the massage section

I'm looking for a website that's set up like a forum but all the posts were ads of the girls. New girls were "red" but Over time became yellow then green. I'm looking for this specific sight for reasons...

>>601613091
and free aids, wow

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banged this one.

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she's real small. does it all & let's you film if you want.

bemp

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she seemed out of it.

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but tits weren't bad.

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getting ready to suck the D

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yes.

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Fucked this girl from adultwork, was £200 for an hour but worth it, let me cum in her asshole

>>601614151
bro post her link for me, im a brit fag too and that shit is hot...

>>601613558
Bump for this

U guys think this girl gives happy endings?
http://boulder.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/impressive-touch-and-an-amazing-personality/17575317
she posted in therapeutic massage section, not body rubs....

I recently came into a lot of money and have been getting a couple whores a week. I must tell you, most are shit. I finally got a good one. A hot skinny petite black girl who is the total bomb. I mean just outrageous skills in pleasing a man. She's sweet, a little passive, and super submissive. And of course the best part. She leaves when we are done.

>>601613562
no more aids than any prostitue. and you have something called condom.
fucked more than 120 atm, never catch anything

bummp

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>>601614920
got checked recently?

>>601615101
once every 6 months. 2 month last time

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>>601614764

her suckin me.

>>601614465
Can I get sum opinions on this?

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>>601615224

>>601614199
nice man how much did she pay you?

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>>601615340

agree, she's not very hot. but she did let me take vid - so figured what the heck.

There are tiny microscopic homes in condoms which can each easily transmit the aids virus. So have fun my boy!

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>>601615351
finishing me off.

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>>601615476

>>601614465
http://denver.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/bodily-bliss/15460781

Any therapist that describes how they look (Beautiful, attractive) is going to jerk you off.

>>601608546
i spent some time on seekingarrangement

met some pro's there and lots of success

anyway, if you want to ask a prositute master something, just ask. fucked around 150 whores, most in south asia. I'm quite an expert. not even ashamed

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>>601615550

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>>601615476

looks like the worlds worst BJ

>>601615567
Cool
I'm goin for it

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if you are in SoCal, there are lots of 'adult stars' that basically have just done a couple on on-line vids that you can bang.

pic related. goes by daisy dylan

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>>601610073

just took a 4hr driving course and we had to watch that video, I kek'd the whole time thinking of all the memes made with it. Mr. Teacher Man was not happy

I had some pretty good escorts in Asia but I have no idea where to find girls like them in my home country. We only have eastern european whores, fatties or drug addicts. No cute slim 18-23yo chicks

>>601609431
>$60

Most disgusting part. I'd rather gorge myself on good sushi for that price.

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>>601615737
she was pretty good, basically got the PSE from her.

webm related, her finishing me off.

>>601615649
Agreed, I was lurking and wasn't sure if I was the only one to notice. That bitch needs to refund you. No offense to you, she's just not professional and was obviously on drugs and "out of it."

Every paycheck I consider fucking an escort. Always bitch out

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>>601615875
she was pretty good at sucking dick too.

>>601615737
kya tropic is another one. friend of mine paid to fuck her, but was so nervous he didn't cum. said she smelled bad too.

>>601615731
Good on you. You'll know during the massage too. If she undrapes you immediately, she'll jerk you. If she spends a lot of time on the ass and WAY up the thigh, she'll jerk you. Let your arms hang off the table. If she rubs her pussy on it, she'll jerk you. If she straddles your back to "get in deeper", she'll jerk you. All little hints they toss at you to get you to ask. Rub her leg if you want to speed it along.

No thanks, I'll stick to fucking whores and sluts from bars/clubs.

I've met ONE girl off of Backpage. This girl was advertising herself as this hot blonde with a tramp stamp.

I got there
>She tells me to meet her at hotel, instead the location is some rickety motel 20 miles out from original spot
>Motel is isolated, think I'm going to get jumped
>The door has a hole in it and doesn't lock
>She's standing there in her underwear
>Her skin doesn't look smooth at all
>She's smoking
>Her teeth have this black shit in them and are rotting
>She had a beer gut
>It looks like she hadn't washed her hair in weeks
>The second I walk in she starts naming off all these rules and tells me I'm on the clock
>Don't say a word, I walk out and leave watching my back the whole time
>She's cussing up a storm standing outside in her underwear and the owner's an Indian just looking out through his office window looking confused

Never emailed an escort again.

>>601615988
I feel like any chick that'll bareback you would have no problem letting you shoot on their face. If I didn't get to cum on the face or at least tits, I'd feel ripped off

>>601616133
You're lucky you didn't get pimp slapped

>>601616070
I think it said "draping optional" or "draping not required" either on her website or in another one of her ads

>>601616356
Yep. That's usually a pretty clear indicator. Went to an Asian RMT out of an apartment once. She said to get changed and that I can be undraped or draped, my choice. Very pro massage but a handjob was offered at the end of the session.

>>601608546
>18 yo me
>on Zoloft so horny as fuck
>also a virgin
>porn doesn't cut it, need sex
>text around local BL grillz
>all expensive
>tell one that I'm looking to lose v-card
>she says first time is free, have to pay after
>invites me to her house, not usual incall place
>wine, bud, do some lines
>she's so nice and sweet
>time to get frisky
>can't get it up
>FUCKKK
>she says it's ok, we'll keep trying, even if I have to come back for free
>talk and blaze more
>she's insanely smart
>worked for Google, has a CS degree and some other degree
>dick is finally awake
>fuck twice
>she is a literal goddess
>porn couldn't have prepared me for this
>blaze more
>she massages me until I fall asleep
>wake up with her being my little spoon
>drives me home next morning
>we now fuck every other week
>free sex, free drugs
It's been 4 months and I still think I'm dreaming

>>601616623
>all these lies

>>601616350
The only escorts that have pimps are usually niggers and super white trashy girls. So yeah, I guess I am lucky I didn't have to stab a pimp.

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So I came into this thread about a half hour ago. Read to the part where some anon recommended the erotic mugshots dot com page.
Went on there to look for an escort. Find my wife
Feelsbadman.jpg
Wish I was kidding

>>601617013
i don't get it

>>601616070
Her language is also pretty heavy,
"Hot towels mixed with long slow strokes..."
She charges $100 for an hour, im hoping she isn't going to offer extra service but for $40 more dollars

>>601617128
I don't either. But apparently a lot of people get it from my wife

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>>601616777
It's ok to be jealous

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Slept with this one about two weeks ago, had a 15 minute session with her

>>601617230
That's fucking pricey. I know there's a chick claiming RMT in my city that charges 80 for the hour (seems to be the standard) and that INCLUDES what she calls "tra" which I think stands for traditional release? She says you can add "btra" for $40 more. I think that's a blowjob. So unless your chick is a huge price gouger, I feel that a handjob would be included at the least. 100 is overcharging like a motherfucker.

>>601616576
>Asian RMT
there is a legit massage place that my girlfriend goes to. i threw out my back and my girlfriend took me to this place. i was loaded up on vicadin and this japanese woman was my masseuse.

i laid on the table and after about 10 minutes my back started to spasm so i told her to stop and rolled over on to my back and pulled my legs up. she saw my dick and became embarrassed and left the room.

a few weeks later after my back was better, my girlfriend and i went back to the place because she wanted a massage. the japanese woman came out and asked me if i was getting a massage and i told her no i'm just waiting. she said i might as well get one since she didn't finish the last one.

>>601617255
10/10

>>601617562
Go on....

>>601617556
Everything is expensive in Boulder

>>601613825
How long ago was it? Because RB was shut down almost a year ago.

>>601613970
>>601614015
>>601614048
>>601614081
>>601614113
>>601614141

I would never pay for this ugly slut

>>601617562
Go on...

>>601617812
She jerked me off. What the fuck did you expect to happen idiot

>>601617013
Get a fucking lawyer and don't breath a word that you know. And get evidence like bank money fluctuations and screen caps

>>601617770
Well if that's par for the course out there, have at er. She's not my type so I wouldn't pay 65 for an hour with her, but to each their own.

>>601617976
You kinda left it a little hazy considering you scared her off with your flipped over turtle technique the first time. Shitty story. 1/10.

>>601617976

You kinda left it a little hazy considering you scared her off with your flipped over turtle technique the first time. Shitty story. 1/10.

>>601612323
15mins? Bloody hell

>>601617013
>>601617128
>>601617255
>>601617570
Samefag

>>601617013
which one is your wife? want help in bringing her down? I live in jew york

>>601617562
>>601617759
after about 5 minutes of giving me a shoulder massage she asks me if i want to roll over. i didn't understand that it was a question not a request so i rolled over.

she starts giving me a tug and i was totally unprepared for that. told her i don't want that and she says ok and starts sucking my dick.

with that i was past the point of no return. i came in less than a minute. tipped her 20 bucks and still had a five minute wait for my gf.

>>601618407
I think a lot of Asian RMT's fein English issues and purposely misinterpret what you say. I had my arms hanging off the table and she kept bumping into them, so I asked her if she wanted me to move my hands. She just went "You...Hands?" and I said "yes is there a better place for me to leave my hands?" and she grabbed my hand and placed it on her ass.

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yes we can

>>601617013
>>601618396
i saw one of my professors on that site. she doesn't teach at my school anymore, but at a different school in new york

>>601615584
why would you be ashamed? 150 whores is not excessive

>>601613091
Amphetamine addicted tiny boy bodies. Hmmm I'll just fuck my girlfriend instead. Yes, it gets old but I'm not into those depressing, miniscule drug addicted sluts. Pass

>>601613091
No one goes to Thailand for legal age pussy.

>>601617337
your friend jacob is really nice

>>601617337
you must be good looking

>>601615492
You have the brain aids, nigger?

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Fucked pic related. It was pretty cool until I mentioned a certain fetish and she freaked out. Then it just got awkward. I just stick to asian massage parlors now.

Way more relaxed and tons of great foreplay which I actually like more than sex.

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>>601616623

>>601616623

>It's been 4 months and I still think I'm dreaming

you are dreaming anon

I escorts in the back of bed omg so cash lol

>>601612323
Hell, maybe even 5 mins of pure high speed thrusting, then a solid oegamion lasting 10 seconds. Then I'll be on my merry way.

>>601619178
what fetish anon?

>found a girl on bp a couple years ago
>have seen her twice
>absolutely excellent fuck, way more passionate, excited, outgoing than gf
>keeps raising rates & putting on weight
>still want to see her but now charges $400/hr and has gained like 40 lbs

Why /b/? Why does every girl I've ever been with - even a prostitute - get fat?

>>601612683
you know you can remove the cork without damaging the whole top of the bottle

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going to NY next week, is it safe to just look for any girl CL, backpage in those sites? any tips on getting an escort in that area?

>>601619428
>oegamion

you made me spill coffee on my thigh. Fuck you still kekked tho

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>>601619471
pic related.

>>601619106
Eh, I had a girlfriend at the time, but she turned out to be a total feminist SJW bitch, so we split.
I'm black/jap
>inb4 nigger
Keep hating, I'm in pharmaceutical sciences
She has kids and she quit escorting last month
Would totally wife her if we're still fucking when I graduate
>>601619275
Lol, don't wake me up
>>601619057
I do have a friend named Jacob
But he's a Jew with rich parents :(

>>601619637
NY is one of the largest states in the US. Be more specific region wise.

>>601619637
Where are the nipples anon?

I usually see a backpage whore at least once a month, sometimes more if I find one I like a lot. I've never gotten an STD.

I have gotten ripped off a few times - one cash and dash ("I forgot the condom in the car" scam), the rest bait & switch or bitches that demand 200 on top of the quoted rate to do anything sexual. No cops yet. In my area it has really died down - the only reliable providers are like 40+ year old trailer park whores that I have no interest in so I haven't used it in a while

>>601620339
staying near the JFK area but will be visiting Manhattan, Yonkers

>>601619471
I wanted her to wear my strap on I brought and fuck me with it. She freaked out because she already had a dick.

Been thinking about seeing a trap escort I'm sketched out though I can't lie.

>>601619637
check out usasexguide.info for reviews. Only see girls reviewed by multiple senior members. Especially in a huge city(assuming you mean NYC) like that, you have to be especially vigilant for stings and bait and switchers will be everywehre.

>>601617976
>I accidentally exposed my penis to her and she ran out of the room
>the next time I saw her she...
>offered to masturbate me for free
You are stupid.

Where I live (Montana) there isn't a whole lot of options for BP as far as I know. A few of the towns have Asian places. Been to 2 of them. One of them was just a quick, shitty massage, She thought I was underage... or a cop. Was very cautious around me.

Went to the other place, Got a handjob the first time... Was amazing, She was older, but still fairly decent. She told me to come back anytime and ask for her, She was happy to not massage / jerk off some 45 year old fat ass dirty trucker.

Fucked her one time. Was okay, She didn't seem into it (no surprise) and was in a hurry.

last time I went, She wasn't there.. It was momma-san and she jerked me off like a fucking pro. Holy shit - I've never came that hard that fast ever.

Montana sucks for good escorts / BP shit. You're better off hitting up the fatties, or decent looking druggies to get laid.

There is another sight like bp excepted nicer layout, more information, and clients can leave reviews. I can't remember the name though. Can someone help me out?

>>601620858
AMPs are such a gamble in small cities. It seems like 9 times out of 10 you're lured in by pics of hot young asians, but when you get there you have a choice between the 55+ year old asian chainsmoking grandma or a morbidly obese 30-40 year old.

I've never actually been given a choice of an asian I'd find attractive.

>>601620579
For a good time, pad on the cheap ones and the girls who blur out their faces. Also, be sure to Google some of their images.

>>601621095

They are, The adverts I saw on CL weren't showing any pics of anything specific.

The one lady was alright, As I said. I didn't like how hairy she was, but her pussy was pretty tight. She was probably in her late 30s.

Momma-san didn't smoke, looked clean, not really wrinkly. Great hands though.

I hear AMPs in big cities (LA, SanFran, etc) have some of the best you'll find - But better have a pocket full of cash.

And my advice to those who to do to massage parlors... I wouldn't bring in ANYTHING with you of value, Park far away (Lock car, etc) carry cash only, leave debit / credit cards in car.

I think one of the ones I went to in that town (Billings, MT) got shut down by the feds.

Great thread. Bump

>>601621545
that's good advice for escorts in general. I always leave my wallet in my locked glovebox and park pretty far away. I always show up early and drive around the parking lot looking for anything suspicious (cops, people just sitting in their car especially if they are black, etc).

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What the hell is an escort, could it be what we in Europe call hookers?

>>601621861

True. I've never used an escort, just Asian massage places.

I eventually got a GF and could get sex anytime I wanted it... Now I'm still with her - And frankly, sex is boring and... empty.

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>>601618392
faggot.

>>601616623
pics?

>>601621942
In America we call it your "mum".

>>601622072
You made a screenshot just for me?
O////////O
<3

>>601621942
you're full of shit. There are escorts all over europe and they do call them that. I've never seen or heard them referred to hookers in any official way. That's just how you refer to them to your friends etc. When they advertise they are always escorts, companions, "models", etc.

I've never had a hooker. However, when i used to sell heroin i would get mad gash. So I guess thats the same thing.

>>601621083
Eccie?

>>601621861
Why is a black person sitting in a car suspicious? You think because they're going to rob the place? Or you? Lol.

>>601610892
I was thinking of using adultwork.

How legitimate is their verification system?

>>601621942
>>601622178
Kek'd.

>>601622387
I dont really know anyone that has ever talked about escorts besides cuckchan

>>601622387

I think alot of people call them Escorts, because in some areas of the world - It can skirt the law... Because you CAN hire an "Escort" or "Companion" to give you company at the movies, on a dinner date, etc... And if sex happens, it wasn't paid for.

>>601621545
>And my advice to those who to do to massage parlors... I wouldn't bring in ANYTHING with you of value, Park far away (Lock car, etc) carry cash only, leave debit / credit cards in car.

I guess I'm pretty luckily. The two I frequent have parking right fucking there and they're pretty upfront about everything once you tell them you've been there before.

>>601622413
Looking over it now. This may not be the exact one but it's close enough. Thanks anon.

>>601622387
Also now that you mention it, i should take a dump

>>601622430
Yes? It happens. At least once a month you see a review where a guy visited the whore's hotel, and get robbed in one of two ways:

1) (most common) her pimp is in the bathroom and comes out after she locks the door, demands cash, tells you to fuck off. This is why you check all the closets and rooms in the hotel before handing over the cash, although if a nigger is in there checking isn't going to do you much good. Sometimes they wait until you're naked to bust out though so it's still better to check

2) You go in the room, she asks if you brought a condom. Most guys don't, so they ask you to run out and get one. The pimp meets you outside and demands the cash. No, I don't know why they do it outside instead of inside, but there is at least one pimp in my area that has done that exact scam several times over the past few months

>>601622124
Just the ones on her BP
But they were pretty weird pics, just like ass shots and bent over stuff

>>601622686


Well, If it's a persons first time there, Those are my suggestions. I would also do any research you can on the place. ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A MASSAGE PARLOR! I Googled any kind of FBI bust / sting ops in that town, and at the time there was one that happened 10 years prior... So I was cautious.

But if you frequent - Then after a while you can park closer, bring in valuables etc. I had thought about seeing if I could film one of the Decent looking ones jerking me off atleast - But I stopped going.

>>601609568
Lol no one replied to you, eatshit polesmoker

>>601622270
XD <3<3

>>601616623

Fuck you're stupid. She drugged you with cyanide and dumped your body after taking all your stuff. When you die you can continue your life like you want it to be but only an idiot would think it's real life.

>2015 not being able to tell when you're dead

Salt Lake City has a crazy active red light district, and several pretty high quality seeming escort agencies. I guess to cater to all the ultra-repressed mormons sneaking up for a weekend away from their shitty wives who think that oral is a sin?

Anyway, the only time I've thought about using one of their services, I was chatting over fucking Yahoo messenger with the girl I wanted to hire, using all the obtuse hooker codes to say "CAN I NUT IN YOUR SHIT CHUTE" without actually saying it, and I got kind of a weird vibe from her responses and backed out.

A week later, all over the news, massive prostitution bust downtown, dozens of arrests. Which weirdly made it more hot for me, not less, jacking off to the idea that this poor lady cop had to respond positively to all my weird filth, google what a Rusty Trombone is so she could answer whether or not she'd do one, etc.

God damn, my dick is hard now.

>>601609568
TER isn't an advertising site, it's a review site. There are plenty of expensive whores on backpage in the big cities anyway. Confirmed for full of shit

>>601622554
I've had 30-40 girls from there, just phone/text them you can tell they're legit I never bother checking if they're verified. Although if you get a non-British girl expect them to a be a different person that what's in the pics.

>>601623333
consider your quads checked

>>601610892
I would go broke if i could use this service

>>601624406
please tell me you didn't pay a lot for that

>>601615476
What a shitty blowjob, ive never given a blow job but ill bet id do better than that, and ontop of that shes an ugly fuckpig, i hope you only payed like 53 pesos for this beast.

>>601624406
gross

>>601624823
getting shitty service or getting ripped off once in a while is just part of the game. One time I paid 200 dollars for a black girl to give me a "lap dance" (fully clothed) for 10 minutes - she said "anything without clothes will be 200 extra" which i didn't have. It sucked but like I said, you have to accept the possibility of that kind of thing

>>601624406
She should've paid you

http://mzfunsize.escortfiles.com/home

Found this one on Backpage. Saving up to meet her.

>>601625741
yack

>>601625834
Normalfags on /b/ lel

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Got blowjobs from both , best bj's i ever had

>>601626298
Is that you in the middle?

>>601626452
Yep i invited them both to restaurant

>>601625741

That is a wise investment. I would bang that midget. Feel like I got superman's dick. Feel like I'm fucking a fat eight year old. Mm, yeah. Anon, I'mma jack it thinking of you up in that midget pussy. Hope you don't mind.

>>601624406
Fucking hot as fuck dat ass dem thighs

>>601626756
Go for it, nigga.

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only escort I'd ever consider fucking is pic related

too bad she retired and sticks to online now :(

Anyone know how DC is for finding an Asian escort? I'm not looking for some shitty massage parlor, I want to bone an Asian chick balls deep and be done with it.

>>601624406

That's a lot of ass.

More.

>exotic means black
>barbie means fat white
I hate you, backpage

>>601627477
kek

LA massage parlors are almost all jack shacks. The FS places are low profile from the street, they look closed. It's $50/hhr for massage +$100 tip for her.

Jack shacks are around 50/hr plus $40 for happy ending.

That said, the girls are more often than not early 20s and cute.

Ask for their # to meet them outside of work. A girl misunderstood me once and gave me her number. I totally didn't know she'd do that. She got happy and hugged me.

Stupidly, I never called. I'm sure it was all business, but still.

>>601612816
>She had the nastiest voice

You mean a deep voice? Like a guy? You neckbeard faggot

>>601623736
Where at?

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>>601626298
More of these sluts

>>601626661
Are you a Sales man by any chance?
You look fimilar

>>601629201
Yes i am

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>>601616623
seems legit

>>601618669
>fein English issues
>fein English
>fein

topkek

>>601629300
From where or what I know I've seen you before
Do you know anyone named frank?

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wow some of these girls are skanks
hookers where i live are much hotter
pic related, fucked this chick right in the pussy & ass

>>601624406
Please post Moar faggot.

>>601629854
Where do you live?

>>601623700
Nice dubs
Lol, I don't mind the free pussy
>>601629520
Believe what you will

>>601629831

frank helped me get my current job

>>601629854
yeah the slav sluts are amazing. living in estonia, russian and est sluts who look absolutely gorgeous and have it in their mothers milk to know how to satisfy a man, cost around 100€/hour

>>601623736
Irrelevant but I'm from the midwest. Went through salt lake city for a road trip and that shit is a nice view. Especially from the top of the interstate when you're just entering salt lake city.

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>>601612323
>mfw would just prefer having the Goose

>>601618134
lmfao flipped over turtle technique, goddamn thats awesome.

>>601629001

Pioneer Park is the main hub... but that's also where all the drug dealers are, so you've got to be careful what time of day you go looking around. The area around the park, not actually inside it, is your best bet if you're just window-shopping for street whores.

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>>601630186
Europe.

fucked a cute 5ft"1 thai escort last night, wasnt expecting much but turned out to be the best sex I've had in months. great deep bj, she took a hard pounding up the dirt pipe and a load in the mouth.

gonna post some gifs of me fucking hookers, quality is shit because of file limit unless someone can give a link that converts videos to webm online

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>go to Susan's Massage in Frisco
>Some late 40's looking Chinese broad greets me
>pay $50 for "satisfaction guaranteed" massage
>puts condom on me, blows me for like 3 minutes, then doggy
>bangin' away on here like a Chinese pellet drum
>she turns her head back as far as she could and gives me a thumbs up
>was almost boner kill but somehow managed to finish

>>601623700
Not OP but If this is life after death. I don't mind it especially if you can't even tell the difference.

>>601630685

Yeah, it's a surprisingly nice town. Talk what shit you will about Brigham Young, but the guy had a knack for civic planning.

>>601630255
Lying bastard I get it your scared
>Gotcha
Lol

>>601613873
i fucked her too massive fucking kek.

>>601629854
The only thing you're fucking is your fleshlight.

>>601613873
Shit ... Is she in the Texas Area? Red book doesn't seem to exist?

>>601630855
Post face pic of whore.

>>601610892
Her AW name plox?

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>>601631468
I have a video of her getting the party sausage if the thread stays up

I'll post up some videos but got to convert them into gifs and keep hitting a filesize limit

pic related, italian student paying for her college by giving footjobs...somehow she thought that was okay but nothing else..still ended up doing more though

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Paid 100 for one hour , gives bj without condom and swallows

>>601630868
>thumbs up
Kekle my shekel

>>601632461
And her eyes look up while u finish into her throat

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>>601616777
Trips speak truth

How are you faggots having any success stories? Every bitch I've contacted on craigslist or BP is a fucking bot