ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'd put him in me

don't get it..

If John Travolta were a pistol, he'd be John Tracolta.

>>601546136

If John Travolta were a Mexican, he'd be Juan Trajolta

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Danny Dorito

>>601546263

If John Travolta were a Prisoner, he'd be Con Travolta

>>601546423

If John Travolta was a dindu, he'd be John Trayvolta

If John Travolta were obese, he'd be your mom

>>601546614

If John Travolta was a terrible actor, he'd be John Travolta

>>601546746

If John Travolta were a Bodybuilder, he'd be Brawn Travolta

john revolting

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If Jon Travolta was in the Mafia, he'd be Don Travolta

>>601546919

If John Travolta were an Imposter, he'd be Wrong Travolta

>>601547034
Damn it I was going to say that lol

If John Travolta were in face off, he'd be Nic Cage

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Are you in the porn industry?

>>601547066

If John Travolta permanently held titties, he'd be John Bravolta.

If John Travolta were Jamaican, he'd be Mon Travolta

If John Travolta was a New York gangster, he'd be Don Travolta

>>601547347

If John Travolta were Irish, he'd be Sean Travolta

If John Travolta had a lot of power, he would be John Teravolt

>>601547239

wtf i i didnt do that

>>601547509

If John Travolta died, he'd be Gone Travolta

>>601547677

If John Travolta didn't exist, he'd be Non Travolta

If John Travolta had a pussy he'd be Mom Travolta

>>601546263
this sounds oddly close to Toyota

>>601547832

When John Travolta stretches, he's Long Travolta

>>601546988
I'm not quite sure you've got the point of this thread...

If Jon Travolta was a doodle, he'd be Drawn Travolta

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if John Travolta Were rick harrison he'd be pawn travolta

So, basically...nothing rhymes with orange and Travolta. Hmm.

>>601548067

If John Travolta were Asian, he'd be Wong Travolta

If John Travolta were Mexican, he'd be Lawn Travolta.

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>>601545423
guess who's back with a brand new trips?

>>601548283

If John Travolta was a Car, he'd be John Toyota

If John Travolta were ugly, he'd be John Revolt Ya

>>601548405

If John Travolta was Harry Potters friend, he'd be Ron Travolta

>>601548433
dubs and rhymed the last name, faggots

John Travolta leapt over canteen dinners he would be John Trayvaulter

>>601548556

If John Travolta was explosive, he'd be Bomb Travolta

if john travolta was black, he'd be a nigger

>>601548681

If John Travolta was a toilet, he'd be John Crapholder

>>601548834

I'm not even OP

If John Travolta was a pornstar, he'd be Schlong Travolta

If John Travolta were to be on /mlp/, he'd be a faggot.

>>601548345
Not you, shitckicker

If John Travolta was indian he would be Jaganath Samosa

If John Travolta was gay he would be John Travolta

If John Travolta was autistic he would be OPohn TravOPolta

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If John Travolta was a teenposting chat room, he'd be John Travola

If John Travolta was a Redneck he would be Jon Trailorta

If John Travolta was mentally challenged he be Dar Durvoltur