I always ask how many fingers they can fit in their butt. Keep expectations low but your priorities high.

>>601539231
Something you have in common with them

>>601539231
dogs/cats
funny sibling/ any relative stories
>avoid at all cost
autistic shit like this site
edgy stuff
politics
feminism (unless ur a feminist then ig you can talk about it idc)

>>601539640
Damn, that's genius.

>>601539231

"aye baby. do you root?"

>>601539231
compliment them, seriously the best thing you can do

pay attention to what they show an interest in dipshit.

start with small talk and try to get a feel for one of their interests. If you can figure it out before they tell you, try to bring it up as one of your interests, or if you don't know much about that topic then try to learn something about it so you'll be ready for the next time you talk to them

>>601539917
Yup

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OP Here
Anything you guys know of that I can use to practice?

>>601540173
Go on omegle under the tumblr tag. Practice talking to land whales. Move up from there

>>601540173
im a grill practice on me, my skype is throwaway2015

>>601540497
Lies, there are no girls on the internet.

>>601540593
add my skype I'll cam up for you

Just walk up to her, pull out your dick, and ask, "does this taste funny to you?"

60% of the time it works every time

Do you like the way a dick tastes?

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>>601542682
Holy shit, fuck me sideways

>>601543105
ayyyy

more important, how to get a girl to send you nudes?
>>601542682

>>601543634
>"hey"
>"tits?"
Repeat till success

>>601543323
I appreciate the timestamp. But one problem....
I'm 15...

>"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Anastasia?"
>be wrong
>???
>profit

>>601543634
I dunno man I used to send them to guys I was really into, guys that had shown me they were trustworthy in some way.

Then it really fucked me over

>>601543967
underage b&

>>601542682
I'll practice with you?

>>601544111
nice dubstrips
i'm not the 15yo
keep the tits coming
or pussyshots
or sharpie in pooper
i'm not picky

>>601542682
We are in march

>>601544580
i think it may be a lousy 3

>>601544580
God damn it you're right. FUCK

>>601544580
Europe dipshit...

>>601539231
Be funny. Gradually increase level of filth. Don't be autistic. Literally all you have to do. Just keep in mind women are semen receptacles and are almost on par with niggers on the social ladder and you're okay.

>>601544707
Europe calendar runs a month behind? Since when?

>>601539231
Hi I'm anon.

They know within three seconds if you have a shot at fucking them. If they don't take the bait with a simple greeting, move along.

>>601544863
That's a 3, you try writing on your stomach.

>>601539231
Techniques used to carve out curves in ice to prevent major breaking.

>>601539231
about how bad you want to fuck her pussy

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it was a rough time but I fixed it

If you somewhat know the girl, then compliment her outfit or her hair. And make sure she's not with her friends.

>>601545665
Lets see your pussy slut

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>>601545665
keep going, thx anon

ask what her think about rapes and pedophilia

When an icebreaker is designed, one of the main goals is to minimize the forces resulting from crushing and breaking the ice, and submerging the broken floes under the vessel. The average value of the longitudinal components of these instantaneous forces is called the ship's ice resistance. Naval architects who design icebreakers use the so-called h-v-curve to determine the icebreaking capability of the vessel. It shows the speed (v) that the ship is able to achieve as a function of ice thickness (h). This is done by calculating the velocity at which the thrust from the propellers equals the combined hydrodynamic and ice resistance of the vessel. An alternative means to determine the icebreaking capability of a vessel in different ice conditions such as pressure ridges is to perform model tests in an ice tank. Regardless of the method, the actual performance of new icebreakers is verified in full scale ice trials once the ship has been built.

>>601545787
it's shark week sorry

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>>601545915
In order to minimize the icebreaking forces, the hull lines of an icebreaker are usually designed so that the flare at the waterline is as small as possible. As a result, icebreaking ships are characterized by a sloping or rounded stem as well as sloping sides and a short parallel midship to improve maneuverability in ice. However, the spoon-shaped bow and round hull have poor hydrodynamic efficiency and seakeeping characteristics, and make the icebreaker susceptible to slamming. For this reason, the hull of an icebreaker is often a compromise between minimum ice resistance, maneuverability in ice, low hydrodynamic resistance, and adequate open water characteristics.

>>601545995
Some icebreakers have a hull that is wider in the bow than in the stern. These so-called "reamers" increase the width of the ice channel and thus reduce frictional resistance in the aftship as well as improve the ship's maneuverability in ice. In addition to low friction paint, some icebreakers utilize an explosion-welded abrasion-resistant stainless steel ice belt that further reduces friction and protects the ship's hull from corrosion. Auxiliary systems such as powerful water deluges and air bubbling systems are used to reduce friction by forming a lubricating layer between the hull and the ice. Pumping water between tanks on both sides of the vessel results in continuous rolling that reduces friction and makes progress through the ice easier. Experimental bow designs such as the flat Thyssen-Waas bow and a cylindrical bow have been tried over the years to further reduce the ice resistance and create an ice-free channel.

>>601545711
This. If you don't want to sound creepy, compliment something she actively chose about her appearance. Don't compliment the color of her hair unless it's dyed or how much you like her face or any of that shit. If you're gonna compliment her, go for her outfit

>>601545925
we ain't picky

>>601545925
Enjoy your humor femnon as well as your dedication to your 3's forgive my doubt and thanks for not being a fag

>>601546061
This. Don't compliment her on something she naturally has, compliment her on something she did, such as a pair of shoes she picked out, an outfit she put together

>>601546224
Np bud

>>601543105
>>601543634
>>601544201
>>601544580

>>601543710
morons

>>601546061
But, you gotta make it not fucked up. "You look great in that dress" is different than, "That dress looks great on you". Learn to frame it without sounding like a creeper.

Listen fags it doesn't matter what the fuck uou say to the girl. It just matter how you fucking say it with some confidence. You can talk whatever the fuck uou want and you should talk about what YOU want to talk about not her

>>601546353
>>601545665

>>601546353
I posted it there too but as you can see I posted an updated timestamp photo in this thread here >>601545665

didn't post it in the other thread because Jeff told me to gtfo :^)

>>601544111
psst hey, what he said vv
>>601544500

>>601546487
Not true. "Nice shoes" will be taken very differently than, "Nice hat".

>>601546802
"nice hat"
"i'm not wearing a hat?.."
"y-you too, m'lady"

>>601546802
you can literally say any compliment as long as it's not creepy as fuck

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>>601547005
topkek

>>601546061
This. After compliment slightly insult the outfit. Say something like: I love your outfit but i don't know about the shoes. This kinda sets a challage for them to impress you to make up for their flaw.

>>601547018
I like to lean in for a hug and say, "help me...." Then smile as if nothing happens

>>601546343
Ok femnon what if girl says she wants to fool around but says it's "shark week" as you so delicately put it

>where are you from?
have a couple of funny stories about your hometown and just let her talk about herself a bit

then your golden

>>601546611
too lazy to keep posting pictures but I could make a tinychat room for a few minutes

>>601547410
FHRITP

>>601542682
well hot damn.
I respect you

you should learn to talk natural instead of approaching with certain lines because after you say all your shit you'll have nothing to say

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>>601540814
>works 60% of the time, EVERY time
>mfw sex panther

>>601547410
I dunno I don't have much experience with it so I dunno what's weird and what's not but maybe you should ask her what she's comfortable with doing while on her period and be prepared for some gross stuff

idk really sorry :(

>>601547553
YAAAY

>>601542682
aaaaand thread completely derailed

>>601547902
tinychat room is /lvgt4h

Start with compliments, move onto the feels. Slowly steer conversation to gonzo anal.

>>601546530
Bullshit, Jeff wouldn't do that. He's a stand up guy

ask them what they are doing with their life. Have an interest in their major of study. Ask them why they are studying it. Give a reason (a good reason) why you chose it. Ask them if they work, where they work. Give them an interesting work story of yours. Ask about interesting places they have been or want to go.

shit nigga, its the same shit teachers make you do when you meet new colleagues.

fuckin i feel baited

>>601548282
seems legit
...
AYY IT'S LEGIT BROS

>>601547771
yes we get it newfag

>>601548282
aaaaaaand thread is kill

seems you beta fags are attracted to this twigbitch with average tits. Literally a flock of fedoras going for 1 female beaver

>>601542682
sharpie in the pooper

>>601547329
Don't forget to sip your nesquik and flyby your RC helicopter inches from her head.

>>601549081
seems you beta fag white knight

Ayyylmao thanks