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Hey /b/!
I'm kinda bored and have nothing to do
I can do loli voices soo
I'll read anything you want in a loli voice
Only if you get 3
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fuck me in the ass onii-chan
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>>601354239

Fair enough. Give me a moment.
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>>601354239
I wish to be the little girl and my name is Christopher Poole and I sick nigger cocks for monies.
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>>601354747
Reload
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>>601354239
We found the lamp inside those hollow cliffs
Whose chiseled sign no priest in Thebes could read,
And from whose caverns frightened hieroglyphs
Warned every creature of earth’s breed.
No more was there—just that one brazen bowl
With traces of a curious oil within;
Fretted with some obscurely patterned scroll,
And symbols hinting vaguely of strange sin.

Little the fears of forty centuries meant
To us as we bore off our slender spoil,
And when we scanned it in our darkened tent
We struck a match to test the ancient oil.
It blazed—great God! . . . But the vast shapes we saw
In that mad flash have seared our lives with awe.
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>>601354747
This
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leedleedleedleedlee
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>>601354747
Fucken 4s.
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>>601354747
Bump faster?
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Jet fuel can't melt steel beams silly Onii-chan
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>>601354239
Niggers tongue my anus.
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>>601354239

Goddammit OP you still here
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>>601354239
niggercock
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>>601355396
Yup!
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>>601354747
For oldfag justice?
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>>601355242
Rolling for this
Kek
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>>601355524
Rawll
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>>601354747
For science?
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>>601354239
I suck rotting smegma from homeless black man's toenails

Mmhm dat bitter taste
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>>601355242
It must be done OP!
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>>601355242
Rells
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>>601354239
Daren is boong.
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dick cheese and nigger dicks
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Rolling
What am I doing?
But unless I take care of him...
I need to avenge them...
I can't move on...
I can't face the world!
That's why...
I'm going to snipe you! - Mobile Suit Gundam 00, episode 23
Father, Mother, Amy...
I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything.
It won't go back to normal.
Even so, from now on, tomorrow...
The future that Lyle lives in...
Setsuna did you find your answer? -
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>>601355689
It must! Rolls for jet fuel
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>>601354747
rollin
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>>601355953
WINRAR!
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>>601355242
Also rerolling for this
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>>601355953
aye winrar
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>>601355953
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Gc7S7i02nZ
I'm a little nervous but I'll improve in a few recordings :)
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What am I doing?
But unless I take care of him...
I need to avenge them...
I can't move on...
I can't face the world!
That's why...
I'm going to snipe you!


Father, Mother, Amy...
I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything.
It won't go back to normal.
Even so, from now on, tomorrow...
The future that Lyle lives in...
Setsuna did you find your answer? -
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What am I doing?
But unless I take care of him...
I need to avenge them...
I can't move on...
I can't face the world!
That's why...
I'm going to snipe you!


Father, Mother, Amy...
I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything.
It won't go back to normal.
Even so, from now on, tomorrow...
The future that Lyle lives in...
Setsuna did you find your answer? -

rollang
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>>601356343
>>601354239
thank u op

u made my day
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>>601356584
roll again

What am I doing?
But unless I take care of him...
I need to avenge them...
I can't move on...
I can't face the world!
That's why...
I'm going to snipe you!


Father, Mother, Amy...
I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything.
It won't go back to normal.
Even so, from now on, tomorrow...
The future that Lyle lives in...
Setsuna did you find your answer? -
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>>601354747
Moar of this.
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What am I doing?
But unless I take care of him...
I need to avenge them...
I can't move on...
I can't face the world!
That's why...
I'm going to snipe you!


Father, Mother, Amy...
I know, even if I do this, I may not change anything.
It won't go back to normal.
Even so, from now on, tomorrow...
The future that Lyle lives in...
Setsuna did you find your answer? -

roll again pls
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>>601354747
niggers tongue my anus, gib me tre.
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JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS ONII-CHAN
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>>601356932
rolling
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Babies are swimming in my pooper hole, onii-chan! Suck them out!
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>>601357298
Rolls
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>>601356932
roll again pls
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>>601356932
rolling OP pls
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>>601355242
Rollin rollin rollin
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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>>601357773
WimLar
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>>601354239
sing call me maybe in an arnold schwarzenegger voice
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>>601357773
Winrar.
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>>601357859
this
pls
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>>601357859
You know you really should have quoted someone... Even OP... Can you image Loli talking that way? :P
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sing firework by katy perry in a thick russian accent
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>>601357298
REROLL
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JET FUEL CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS ONII-CHAN
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>>601358177
reroll
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m'lady. please enjoy my le dank maymay fanpage
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I want cum gushing out of my cunny hole Oniichan
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>>601358363
WINRAR
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>>601358363
Winrar
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>>601354747
re-rolling this
if dubs, moot returns
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>>601358177
Dubs confirm
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>>601358499
>601358499
nice dubs bro.

Rolling for singing real slim shady in Arnold Schwarzenegger voice
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>>601358453
o shit winrar
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>>601358453
so many wins, OP pls delivar
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>>601358499
Those dubs also confirm
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Jet fule can't melt steel beams onichan
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[loli voice] Hey bro, how are you feeling today? Mom said the doctor told her that you don't have much time left. I just wanted to tell you that I love you very much and I am going to miss you so much. ONII-CHAN please don't go! I love you so much, I don't want you to go! I told god today that if he lets you live I will be a good little sister for the rest of my life just please don't go!

[adult female doctor voice] His going into v-tech, somebody get me a crash cart in here!
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>>601358306
rollerino
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>>601359071
You fucking stop it
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>>601359071
re-roll
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>>601357773
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hjTC5ugzyi
I will never link my threads to you again.
>>601358133
Oh god sorry
http://vocaroo.com/i/s15N4dD8JYkh
>>601358363
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0JwFx6QUqo1
>>601358453
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bwng7MpDrC

I'M HERE DON'T WORRY FRIENDS
captcha
Ngiar
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In spurdo voice

whadda fug ddi u jus fugging zaybout me u liddle bish???? :DDDDDDD i have ur nose i guaranteed tob of my glass in ze naby zeals XD XD an I bin in numberis segret reds on al-gaida :D :D an I hab over NIN DOUSAND!!!!! :DDDD cobfirded gills :-DDD i am train gorilla warfare and the tob sniber in the ndire us arbed forzes xD :)))))) u are nuding to mi but jus anudder targid :DDD i wil wibe u the fug oud wid percizion de liges of whish haz neber bon zeen inb4 on dis eard >:DDDDD :D :D :D marg my fugging verds :D u dink u gan get awy wid zaying that shid to spurdo over the indernet :DDDD??? dink again, fugger xD xD as we speek i ag commutactink mi segret >:D nedwork of asspies agross the usea and ur isp is being draced righd nao so u bidder brebare for the sterm, maggid :DDD destorm dat wibes oud the batetic litel ding u gall ur life >:DDDDD u're fugging ded kid i gan b anyspurdo anysparde an I gan gill u in ober NINE DOUSAND!!!!!!! :D :D :D ways and das jus wid my bear hands >:D not onli am I eggtensily train in mortal kombat :)))) :DDD :-DDD but I has excess to the endire arsninal of the unided stays moron core :DDDDDD and i vil us it to iss full excess to wibe your misirabil azz off the fase of the windshield u liddle shit D:< D:< D:< D:< D:< ib onl u gould hav none wat unoly reprehenshin ur liddle "spurdo" gomment was abut to brink don ubon u :DDDD u may b hab held ur fugging dungs :DDDDD but u gudden DDDDD: u didden :DDD and now u're baying the brice u gotham idit >:(((((( i vil shid furry al ovr u and u wil dron in id :DDD ur fugging deds, giddo. :DDDD


pls
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>>601359071
fuuuuuuuuuck man, rolling for this.
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>>601359071
Rolling for the imouto feels
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"I want DeadFingers to finger me~"
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>>601359187
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>>601359187
OP, you have a great gift. Don't hide that in a bushel basket.

Also: are you andrew?
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>>601359592
Reroll for fun times.
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>>601359681
Thanks Anon!

Nope Not Andrew
>>601359649
anon was cool as well
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say "Is... Is it okay t-to touch? Even if w-we are both g-girls?"
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God op your making me want loliporn
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>>601359824
Ily op
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>>601359806
Gotta keep that ball rolling!
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Notice me, Fish-senpai!
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>>601360211
Reroll.
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"Anon-kun is the biggest faggot I know, one time I walked in on him sucking off a nigger while the other jacked off on his face. Like, what the fuck."
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I wanna ride my daddies dragon dildo wile I suck his cock till he blows his load of chocolate nigger pudding on my face
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>>601359071
rolling for this
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>>601359918
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1ztKdwD9470
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Silly Onii-Chan Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams *Giggle*
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>>601359187
I. I think I love you.

You autistic little nigger slut, I'm going to shove this big black cock right into your tight virgin asshole you sissy furry chink-fuck. And how the fuck is your dyke mother a nigger and you're a down-syndrome slanty bitch? An hero bitchfaggot cockmaster. Desu.
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>>601354239
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a girl I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm fucking retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
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>>601360211
Rerolling for this goodness.
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>>601360299
reroll
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>>601360488
<3 qt
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>>601359187
You are a girl? If not, wtf?
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>>601360299
Re fucking rolling kek
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>>601360663
YESSS
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>>601360663
aw shit, ebin winrar.
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>>601360663
Holy fuck rolling for epic post
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Ashe?
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>>601360663
Here we go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gxb2Hr0OkU
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Say "Konichiwa senpai, please notice me."
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>>601360932
Shush, damn you.
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>>601360932
I keked so hard
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>>601359187
Your laugh is fucking adorable :3
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>>601360932
"Anthony what the fuck?"
Holy fucking kek
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>>601361196
Isn't it?!
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rolling
"oh no! i can't hold it! i'm peeing my panties! *cry*
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>>601360663
Aww shit nigga, two wins in same thread, checking my privilege
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>>601360299
Reroll
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Is op kill
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>>601358306
reroll
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>>601361222
trips check'd
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>>601361337
>1337
Now we know how you got ur wins, reported m8
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>>601359071
reroll
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>>601361550
Thanks for the check m8
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>>601360932
Holy fucking shit
My fucking sides
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"Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
Innovative and I'm made of rubber
So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
I make elevating music, you make elevator music"
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>>601360663
I'm so sorry i'm sory anon
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kd17QnllaK
>>601360749
I'm a horse. Pic related
Did I miss any?
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>>601360299
kek
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>>601361614
Holy fuck, have I become a mod without knowing it?
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>>601357298
rolling
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>>601361991
I'm like 87 percent sure that your the youtube chick nyanners
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Hello my name is Mme. Dermott and I hate Jews.
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>>601362292
Seconded
Op is nyanne confirmes
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>>601362292
I'm not Nyanners
She's a gross SJW
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Onii-Chan Jet Fuel Can't Melt Steel Beams.
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>>601361991
Can I hear your real voice?
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>>601361991
>not being able to pronounce fairly easy words properly
>"mm"
>not saying numbers right
get the fuck out you dyslexic nigger
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>>601362447
Kek
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>>601359071
re-rolling
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>>601362390
Reel roll
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>>601362581
Yeah but she can do a Loli voice so it makes up for it.
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>>601361991
Don't apologize, this is my favourite thread in a long, long time.
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>>601357298
roll
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>>601362530

This girl has a youtube channel, and this is her real voice.
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Are you really a woman or are you some neckbeard? I'm guessing woman but don't care really.
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>>601362530
I'm interested.
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>>601362530
this
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>>601362740
Sauce?
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>>601362733
winrar
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>>601362390
Might has well do it cause im gonna keep rolling
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>>601362899
Nyanners
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>>601362733
WINRAR
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>>601362733
ayyy
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>>601356343
That's actually pretty good
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>>601362923
>double winrar
shiiieeeett
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>>601362733
Finally!
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Who need koolaid™®©™®© when you can make your own cult with koolaid®©™©®
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>>601362390
Rer oll
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The big question is wether OP is a girl or a boy.
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Come on OP Jet Fuel Winrar'd pls deliver
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>>601362530
If you get a three
Or more than 5 people want to see i'll post.
>>601362733
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgwQ6kQBIx
>>601362740
I used to have one but it was deleted under Copyright!
Actually this isn't my real voice, sorry to dissapoint you
>>601362883
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1RgwQ6kQBIx
Here you go my real voice
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>>601363209
You fucking idiot op is a horse allready confirmed that
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>>601354826
Generic copypasta made by some anon? Or maybe Lovecraft?
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>>601362447
Reminds me of Lilypichu
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>>601363358
posted same link twice
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>>601363358
>same vocaroo link
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>>601363358
There's 3 of us wanting to hear already
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>>601363358
wait wat you posted the same link for both of those
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>>601363209
Holy fuck is it not obvious? OP is an actual loli pretending to be an adult to gain popularity.
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>>601363650
4 of us
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>>601363209
Pretty sure it's a 27 year old fatass weeb.
Could be wrong
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>>601361310
re-roll
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>>601363133
let's go op
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>>601363635
Which one?
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say "Is... Is it okay t-to touch? Even if w-we are both g-girls?"
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>>601361310
rolling again lol
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>>601363358
Someone did get a three
>>601362883
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>>601363956
roll
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OP start in the loli voice and slowly transition to your normal voice
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>>601364033
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E6jxoahzIL
Sorry Didn't realize
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>>601364002
>>601361310
damn! i got close, re rolling
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>>601363896
two steel beams
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>>601354239
Can you read me The old man and the sea in a loli voice? Perhaps even an excerpt from men without women?
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You are a massive fgt
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I..I love you anon
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>>601361310
damn i'll get this eventually
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Mfw op is a 300 pound Japanophile
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>>601361310
c'mon 3! rollin it for this
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>>601364108
Bravo OP 10/10 thread
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>>601363133
Op pls
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Even your real voice sounds like that of a 12 year old
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>>601363358
reaalll voice
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>>601363956
reroll
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>>601354239

https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6829556/2/My-Immortal
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Do a minute long recording of an orgasm (fake or not, is up to you)
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>>601364902
fuck yes
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>>601364108
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1E6jxoahzIL
Awww OP delivered. Cute!
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>>601354239
"Stephanie you are a potato"
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Op has a lovely voice, period!

OP sign us a song, please!
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>>601364914
this
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>>601364914
Fuck it, rolling for this
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>>601364914
rerollin forthis
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>>601365113
winrrar
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>>601364902
ROLLING
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>>601365113
Winrar
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>>601364914
roll pls
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>>601354239
Say your email address in loli voice
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>>601365113
winrar
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>>601359071
rerolling, I feel like i've read or seen something like this before...
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>>601365295
This
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>>601364902
Rolling420
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>>601365113
Winrer
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>>601365295
rolling
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>>601358133
I can now
>>601359187
Thanks anon and OP
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>>601364902
roll again
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>>601364902
I need this to win pls
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>>601364902
LOL I"LL DO IT WITHOUT THREE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1O1RURsbv6M
>>601365113
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Tb95ujoLmc
That was weird
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>>601354239
"No daddy don't touch me there, it feels too good. Ahhhh. Oh daddy. DADDY! Please, don't stop. Oh Daaadddyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
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>>601361991
"30 EM EM cannons"
are ypou actually retarded OP
seriously even my dad could read this shit and he's dyslexic
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>>601364902

Roll
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>>601365754
OP is blessed
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>>601365906
kek
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>>601361982
this

If OP can actually learn to read and not be a nigger
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>>601365754
Nyyeesssss
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>>601365754
OP = FUCKING GODDESS
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>>601359071
Sad loli stories are essential, re rolling
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