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Beta/cringe thread. Do your worst /b/
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Will post a few pics to get the thread going
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>>601147246
that's a pretty accurate cosplay though. Not a bad job to say the least. not cringe for me.
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>>601147013
>Transnigger
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>>601147013
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>>601147013
Has to be a /b/tard
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>>601147246
that's a chick, isn't it?
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>>601147508
Jonny Greenwood's really let himself go
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>>601149479
Jesus fucking Christ.
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>>601149479
good, if we make this popular among betas, we can get rid of all of them with a gas attack.
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HOLY FUQ GET ME AN EXORCIST
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>>601149479
>why can't I find a job?
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>>601149863
My bones cringed
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>>601149613
the good news is that he is probably pretty close to an hero and ceasing stealing our precious oxygen
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>>601149352
lol'd
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>>601149479
ho do i drink this?
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>>601150620
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>>601150243

The funniest thing about the Guy Fawkes masks is that Time Warner owns the rights to the image. So every time a sperglord goes out to buy one a major multinational corporation gets a cut. Irony at its finest.
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>>601150382
All children that would have ever last circuit of technology removed from their lives. I'm talking keyless entry car keys and watches. Welcome to the stone ages, learn to make a sundial.
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>>601150705
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>>601149901
HAHA JOKES ON YOU FAGGOT I GOT A JOB AT A RECORD STORE
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>>601149863
Oh fuck oh fuck
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>>601149863
>mfw
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>>601148994
Impressive
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>>601149326
Yeah, it has tits
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How do you find this tumblr gold?
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>>601150705
>the only like he got was to do with him being dead
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>>601149863
> my phone is usually good, so your phone is probably bad

This is one of the worst things I have ever read.
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>>601151296
>can't even figure out how to reply to his intended post
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You would probably hate God too if he created you to look like this
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>>601151341
>Call Oprah
kek
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>>601151157
...just wat?
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>>601148358
That bitch was getting triggered like she was somekind of feminist sayan
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>>601149863

Dear backflipping Jesus on a unicorn, that is fucking terrifying.
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>>601149863
I find it difficult to believe this is real. If it is though, that girl handled it like a fucking EMS technician.
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>>601149863

This can't be real can it?
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>>601149479

"MOM its called being an individual"

>3 years later face peircings arent
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>>601149863

online class where they don't need to meet... what a reject.
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>>601151800
I've gotten worse.
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>>601150504
This one is kinda sad. This kid is clearly(literally) autistic and instead of teachers telling him to quit his shit, they pass him along and humor him.
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>>601150504
>kid
Well we know who the first girl to beaten at her highschool was.
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>>601149863

I cringed so hard my cock and balls retracted back into by body. How can someone be that beta.
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>>601148936
Oh fuck that hurt me physically
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>>601149863

This physically hurt.
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>>601152212

germans are autistic
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>>601152088

I wouldn't mind being arrested for beating the shit out of him
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>>601152031

Such as? This is a beta/cringe thread after all.
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>>601150846
I'd fuck lefty.
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>>601150285
my sides tho
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>>601149863
i dont know if i should cringe or applaud him for such a good troll... is this for real?
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>>601151492
>created you to look like this
Nah man he did that to himself.
Also what the fuck is he actually doing? what is he holding? What does he have over his dick?
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>>601148358
Kill this person
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>>601152344
Last semester I had a brony as a lab partner. It was agonizing. I shut down my Facebook for the two months we were working on our project because he kept tagging me in posts. I just had to change my student email and all my account names because of his fucking emails, messages, and pins.
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>>601148584
First time I have ever lost, EVER. is to this dude's face.
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>>601152678
>Also what the fuck is he actually doing? what is he holding? What does he have over his dick?

It's the amazing atheist.

He has a micropenis that's smaller than a clit, and he's pouring scalding hot oil on it.
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>>601153108
being this new.
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>>601151157
> I accidently fucked your dad
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>>601148936
fucking christ
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>>601152857
Back in high school,one of my friends from elementary and junior high went from a really good athlete and pretty cool kid to a hipster/brony who hung out with the cringe crew. Freshman year he was a backup fullback on the varsity football team, and something just snapped and he just became a complete faggot. It was painful and confusing all at once.
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>>601148584
i cringed at his face.
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>>601148936
T-T
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>>601153193
Yeah I knew who he was. Just wasn't familiar with exactly what the fuck was happening there. That's pretty bananas.
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>>601150822
>justasplanned.jpg
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>>601153666
>666
>bananas

i just lost my shit
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r/ing the fedora wearing neckbearded guy with God Delusion book.
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>>601154009
All in a day's work, my firend ;^)
But in all seriousness, I always though it'd be impossible to shove a banana up your ass. I feel like it'd get mushed up as soon as you tried. That or he's a loosey goosey.
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>>601154584
>Which one
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>>601153498
It's weird what causes dudes to throw their lives away like that. Half of them would be decent looking if they put forth any kind of effort and grew the fuck up. I guess just tread lightly so you don't get sucked in. My brother's best friend had a complete relapse at 25. He had a really good job, girlfriend, normal life. Then he just broke, quit, and more lives with his parents and delivering pizzas. Total mlp fan creep now.
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>>601150504
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>>601153651
>child safety tips from a former pedophile

that one is an onion thing.
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>>601149863
Idk what's more cringy the messages or the fact they use Google plus (lol)
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>>601154206
Is this guy in fucking prison? First the orange jumpsuit with white undershirt, then black bars.
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>>601154206
That is the most 'dead inside' smile I've ever seen.
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>>601153666
It's funny you said bananas because there's actually a video of him
Shoving a banana up his ass
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>>601147246
Charles Darwin disapproves of this waste of human potential.
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>>601154708
The one that always get post in these thread.
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>>601148584
this one look so sad man, he wont have any chances in life.
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>>601154206
The only people who are intersex are those who are hermaphroditic. They either have both male and female sexual organs, or would have an atypical set of sex chromosomes (as in neither XX and XY). People get sex and gender confused all the time, but this person is doing it in the opposite way people would expect.
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>expect others to do all the work of starting and maintaining relationships
>do nothing
>get mad when nothing happens
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>>601150504

>i will hit you until cry

lol'd
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>>601149863
This wouldn't happen is Hitler wasn't dead
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>>601148994
I'm gonna call shooped on that shit.
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>>601148727
>Filename
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7l8Oz20eC3s

this kid
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>>601147151
You know what bothers me about this? There isn't one game on the gameboy where you play as Luigi. Not one. Super Mario Land, Super Mario Land 2, the six golden coins, then 3 and 4 were Warioland games. He's not even in Mario Golf.
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>>601154727
I hope it was just a fad. Dude never let himself go, stopped brushing his teeth, or grew a neckbeard. he actually had a really full beard by like sophomore year because he was italian as fuck. He actually wasn't that unbearable alone, either. He was always the type to reference some shit only he would get once in a while if you were talking, but around his brony friends he just kicked into faggot overdrive. I was assigned him as a lab partner in chemistry for like a month and it seemed like his betafication never happened if you were one on one. Maybe he just played his god-given oddity up a ton to fit in. Kinda like that kid who decided to start wearing cowboy boots and driving a beat-up old Ford in 9th grade despite living his entire life in a cul-de-sac. I wonder if he's outgrown that phase yet.
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>>601155266
Whatever you say basement dweller.
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>>601151492
Is this real?
HOLY FUCK HE HAS LEAKED NUDES
[desire to unsee intensifies]
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Emily Ho
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>>601156347
2015 still using 3g
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>>601148994

> EMO FINAL BOSS

top kek
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Here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2ptUx0AD1Q
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>>601156052
What the fuck? Is this an actual person writing this stuff? Like an actual human adult believes themselves to feel this way? or a very detailed trolling experience? Because what the fuck is wrong with people?
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>>601156347
Can easily read that phone number.
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>>601156897
This makes me yearn for a time this bitch would've been lobotomized by her therapist. Where did it all go so wrong, bee?
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>>601156843
troll, naturally.
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>>601156843
>>601156052
>>601156897
I mean seriously, this shit boils down to some serious mental instability
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>>601148936
I puked
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>>601156843
I think I would go insane trying to write that stuff.
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>>601153197
This is fresh MLP Cringe, you're the only thing new here.
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>>601157157
If its a female I wouldn't mind playing along and mating with her.
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>>601153651
I'm curious about the wincest one and the one at the end.
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>>601150382
thats really sad, I wish I could even see my mom still.
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>>601157263
>yfw you realize these people start out as trolls, but playing with fire ends up burning them and they develop legit insanity.
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>>601147013
>transnigger
Still the funniest word ever created
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>>601157640
Stage 3 4chanoma-
status: incurable
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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Bane thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" CIA agent guy, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a capeshit movie. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Banefag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "FOR YOU FOR YOU FOR YOU." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
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>>601148994
god damn that's actually impressive
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>>601148584
What the hell is on that guy's forehead?
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>>601149479
Bad breath even with mouth closed
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>>601155929

<3

Never change, /b/.
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When I started smoking weed, I just wanted to be a hemp plant. I now identify as cannabis sativa kin. I want to grow tall and lanky with balls of my sweet sweet pollen to grow off of all my extremities. Now I can't stop cumming on female weed plants and getting them pregnant. Now I have fuckloads of kids to take care of. Where am I supposed to get the money for that? All I do is play videos games while llistening to music on my iPod nano while simultaneously browsing all my favorite chan sites on my laptop. And on top of that I can't stop shovel ng my children up my ass, and I think one is growing inside me. It truly is a horrible life, don't start smoking weed kids.
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>>601158036
Fuck I didn't think of that, fuck that guy
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>>601149556
I thought it was john mayer
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>>601157642
elaborate?
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wat
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>>601157985
sunlight?
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sdfhasdf
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>>601157877
Damn, this is either really appetizing bait, or you're so butthurt you might need a doctor.
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i win
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Hey I just saw you on the front page of 4chan and I know a lot of guys are going to pounce on me for this but you really shouldn't come to this site if you want to good advice, especially not /b/. I only read some of the comments and it looks like you are taking it well but even though people encourage really bad stuff on here, I don't think you are ready for it. Girls are a subject I have a lot of interest in and that's one of the reasons I come to 4chan, I know a little bit about American culture from school and the books I have read but I don't think your christian based upbringing is going to approve of what the kids on this site do. They are probably going to encourage you to show your body or something like that or post nude pics. I don't want to come off as lecturing you but I just don't know why you came here. Did a male friend tell you to come to this site? He probably thought it would be funny to see your reaction when people ask you to stick sharpies in your butt. I hope you take my advice, I don't really know what else to say except you might want to try /a/ that is usually where people go to cure themselves of 3D so they're harmless. I'm not just doing this because I pity you or anything like that, I realize you are thousands of miles away and there isn't much of a chance that I could stop you from posting here. I like 4chan and I like /b/ but I just don't want to see anyone get hurt here.
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>>601156897
>stop sitting on your invisible tail

Cringed hard
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Last night my girlfriend came home earlier than she ever has and caught me, naked, watching porn, and stroking it with a mask and snorkel on.
There's not really much to say at that point. She walked right past me and went into the bedroom. I quickly turned the porn off, put on some pants, and took the mask and snorkel off. Five minuets later she came out of the bedroom and asked how my day was... it was like she didn't just catch me throttling myself with a mask and snorkel on. The rest of the evening went as normal. We had baked chicken and green beans for dinner, and then watched the simpsons.
I don't really don't know what else to say.
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If I get married, I want it to be a Domestic Discipline marriage. This is the best way I've heard to keep her in line and have domestic harmony.

There are 4 rules, the 4 D's that she is never allowed to do.
1. Disrespect: to her husband or herself
2. Dishonesty: to her husband or herself
3. Disobedience: to her husband
4. Danger: she can't endanger herself, husband, family or marriage.

When these rules are broken she is spanked bare-assed until she's a sobbing mess, given a short hug then sat in the corner staring at the wall to think about what she has done and how she'll better behave in the future.

She is also required to journal her thoughts and activities in a weekly journal that her husband will review and deal with any 4D violations.

Conjugal duties are part of the arrangement such that she is required to dress as her husband likes, maintain hygiene and grooming, and give him sex as he likes.

It's not easy for a husband to do this. Women use their femininty to avoid punishments, and you're required to spank her ass bright red and listen to her tears: you must be hard to do this.

Women like this because their man is in a masculine role and they don't have to decide what to do. Also, he helps her achieve her goals. For example if she wants to lose weight, he'll make sure she doesn't skip workouts, etc. on pain of a spanking.

Men like a pleasant wife who obeys him.

Any kids benefit from domestic harmony.
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>>601149479
I doubt he understands that gums weaken when they're exposed to air for long periods. That's what bugs me most. He's ruining his teeth for the sake of edge.
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>>601155929
He was probably referring to gameboy color and super mario bros that was ported to it.
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>My music collection is like 2 TB.
Are you trying to impress me?

i’ve got 3 terabytes of 60’s pre-ambient 800 gigs of live recordings of this local band called the fuckerfucks. They played only 2 shows before breaking up but I had 11 redundant recording rigs all recording flac which I then layered over one another for 25,000 kbps bitrate. 8 terabytes of the beatles. No not THOSE beatles, the new beatles. They haven’t recorded an album yet and technically they’re not really a band yet but they’re indie-gospel-post-funk-punk style is going to be huge when you guys hear their stuff in about 5 years. 4 petabytes of the Ethiopian Free Jazz wave that occurred in 1973 in a town called Wenji Gefersi. 18 terabytes of sound check recordings from the mid 90’s band LFO. They only scored a hit with “I like girls (who wear abercrombie and fitch)” but they were way ahead of their time. That’s just my C: drive. I have 41 drives.
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>>601148936
F-FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>>601159220
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>>601148936
O_O

Why
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>>601148936
/v/ would be disgusted

>Mfw I actually cringed for once
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>>601158947
I doubt he cares right now. I just hope for his sake he dies of an OD or freak accident before he wakes up one day and looks in a mirror and his entire existence and worldview will come crumbling around him. There comes a point in everyone's life where you outgrow your teenage angst. For most people it happens at 16/17. For most people it happens before they turn themselves into a laughing stock/circus freak. If he ever snaps out of it and looks at the life his teenage self left behind for his adult self, he will become depressed and wallow in regret for a couple of months before finally killing himself, not even leaving a note.
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>>601156052
>i might actually be japanese
lost
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>>601149863
Goddamn that is terrifying
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>>601150382
The sad thing is those spoiled fucks are our future.
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>>601158704
2/10 shit girlfriend, she should have just put on a mask and snorkel too then fucked you
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>>601149479
He can suck three times the dick now
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>>601157556
...Well now i'm sad
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>>601157556
I'm cry
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>>601153032
Yes... it does... fucking faggot brony pedo pile of beta shit
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>>601148936
I felt that in a few places, I didn't know a cringe had a feeling. My first loss. I'm more angry and upset though.
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>>601149863
FUUUUUUUUUUCK this I'm going to bed

This is the kind of shit that makes me reconsider my fucking life and everything I've ever said. Have I ever sounded like this? Have I ever come close to this? Poor fucking guy I can't deal with /b/ right now fuck you

I"m going back to watching house of cards season 3 is finally here guys go watch it okay
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>>601159713
>O_O
stop
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>>601156292
these are pretty old dude
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>>601148011
>>601147013
transnigger... that is pure gold. someone needs to pull this shit in front of a black sjw and film it.
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>>601160108
I hate listening to this shit. Kids today aren't all like this, these miserable fucks are like 5% of people their age. If we were all exactly like we were when we were 13, this world would be fucked. But not everyone is this bad, and those who are outgrow it eventually.
Saying these kids are our future is like saying pic related is our present.
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>>601158372
it's called "copypasta" around these parts, newfag
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>>601148936

I don't think I've ever cringed so hard on one of these threads ever.

I mean, look, some people have some very fucked up lifestyles. Given. Others are just mentally deficient and can't come to grips with reality. Understandable. But when it comes to being blissfully ignorant of destruction of something priceless and calling it a *good* thing...

It's more than merely sadness or anger or disgust. It's all three of those monsters amalgamated as one massive bowel movement that just KILLS me.

Comedy comes from schadenfreude, but some sins are unforgivable.
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>>601153651
>obsessed with pooping.

I know where she likes it.
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>>601161100
honestly, i'd just try to rewrite it as best i could if i were them. best you can do, really...
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>>601147013

> transnigger

Holy fucking shit. If this was a YLYL thread, you'd be taking home a trophy.
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>>601161566

Too late. Eternal bleeding has been inflicted.
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>>601148865
filename.kek
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>>601153651

What the fuck is this epic cavalcade of losers?
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>>601153651
>Dareen wants a drama free realtionship
SHIT IM DYING
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>>601150620
I want more info on this creepy little kobold.
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>>601149863
Why did he write out "lol" in his posts? That's simply not something you do.
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>>601162193
i hate it when people mis/overuse text speech. it's like an eight-year-old trying to be cool by swearing all the time. you just sound like an imbecile or a tryhard, or perhaps both.
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>>601148936
That made me freeze.
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>>601148936

I honestly want to pretend this doesn't exist, or that at the very least, the marker was a forged signature.

By God, I think I just died a little bit inside.
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>>601162422
You also dont do everything else he did
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>>601155130
Can we find this guy IRL and beat him up?
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>>601149352
........god dammit, I was leaning in real close to my computer and I literally spit laughed onto my screen
>spit laugh
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>>601162731
>implying he wouldnt wipe the floor with any of us 1v1
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>>601157640
>mfw
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>>601153303

kek'd. praise the emperor
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>>601162981
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>>601149479
>mfw I realize this guy can exhale with his mouth closed
Imagine that
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>>601160642
O_o

No, make me
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>>601163323
I just did, all you need to do is exhale through your nose you fucking moron
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>>601163323
its called a nose.
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>>601152857
Any greentext worthy stories?
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>>601148936
I looked for the source of this hoping to find that it was probably a joke.

instead I find out that the whole thing is part of a much bigger disassembly tutorial so it's definitely real D:

I'd give the link but 4chan is being a nigger and won't let me do it.
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>>601163323

Its called breathing through your nose you fucking mouthbreather.
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>>601156052

putting peanut butter in the fridge,

Triggered. Fucking patriarchy.
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>>601147702
underrated post
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>>601147013
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>>601149863
This guy flew off the beta chart and made it to omega
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>>601163654
I've never seen this statement work so well on this site.
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>>601149863
Jesus Christ I was physically tingling with cringe. Fuck.
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Fifty points to tell me if it's a guy or girl
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Respectthecock
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>>601163937

its all gurl
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>>601163849
literally burn this fuckboy
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Have you ever wanted to unsee something?

Well I'm sorry
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>>601163525
>>601163654
Oh shit forgot
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>>601164099

Tamethatcunt
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>>601163937
I feel bad for this poor thing. like, i'd be it's friend out of guilt.
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>>601164232
this is my declaration of love
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>>601164175
Gurl is that slang for something? Or a guy girl fuck up
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Why is this type of stuff a thing?
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>>601148466

What in the actual fuck am I looking at?
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He's coming for you with his super awesome butter knives
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>>601164747
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>>601165066

Aren't we forgetting something?
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>>601153651
>Beezow Doo-Doo Zipittybop-bop-bop.

My son shall bear this name as well.
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>>601149479
Stupid cunt
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>>601163937
male wearing a wig.
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>>601164342
You have no secrets here. we know you want to be all up in it's yogurt. And that's okay.
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What are those things they do not live on energy drinks like us
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The best of the best dbz cosplay
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>>601156052
>transethnic
>Trans-ethnic
>trans-fucking-ethnic
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>>601150822
They could steal them?
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>>601154894
>mother
>fucking
>good
>boy
>points
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>>601165312
Oh dear god why
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>>601151341
>wasn't planning on it
Top kek even tho it was over the internet I could just feel how genuine she was being.
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>>601166248
the-missing-link.pg
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>>601165992
Wtf
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>>601147013
that's not fuckin cringe bro, that's YLYL. if only le banana had been in the image i might have lost
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601166666
Get
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>>601165883

Holy shitballs! Did somebody photoshop a 12 year old's head on a man's body?
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>>601166183

I've seen costumes made by 5-year-olds that were better put-together. Somebody please tell me that this is a joke.
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