pick it up and spin real fast to make it dizzy

Cherish it forever.

>>601139014
shoe on head

>>601139014
>no fun allowed

alt+f4 yourself.

>>601139200
based

Give it an awesome home-cooked meal. A boneless chicken breast, some veggies, a flavourful sauce. Treat your pal to something special.

put a light grey sock over one hand and pretend it's a mouse. play with your cat. that moment the cat realises it's you with your hand in the sock, and that you want to play - the cat accepts you as a friend. that's as close as you'll ever get.

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>this thread

>what should I do with my cat
>nothing that will harm it
pick one, faggot

>>601139200
winar

>>601139200
Dubs get

Mutha fukkn SHOE ON THE HEAD

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>>601139200
close enough

I know a certain someone who'd like to have play with your cat! My mind is in perfect health. Who is this certain someone, I hear you ask! why, my peenus weanus of course :) hahaha! its my weeeeeenus peanus! haha. my answer is, of course, my peanus weenus :D

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Why do you have a cat, are you a loner?

>>601139014

put it on your dick

>>601139636
cats are the best

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This

>>601139571
how hard is it to take a centered, up close photo?

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>>601139622

you are what is wrong with the world. how about you get the words PEANUS WEANUS tattooed on your forehead, dumbass?

>>601140469
my webcam's retarded

Poop all over the room

Pet softly.

>>601139014
make it drink your piss or shit
or drink its piss or shit

Put it in your shirt.

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>>601139622
...wut?

>>601141194
cute

boop its nose

Put cat on your face.

Pet cat with toothbrush

Shove its entire tail in your mouth.

>>601142222
trips :DD:D:D

>>601142222
nice quads

>>601142222
Do it bitch

>>601142222
DO IT FAGGOT

>>601142222
This win

>>601139622
kek

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>>601142222
ok

Rub tummy until asleep
Also check them

>>601143362
Now carefully shampoo the head of the cat with warm water and bodysensitive shampoo. I feel like seeing this could give me kicks.

Pretend the cat is an airplane.

>>601143362
You monster!

>>601143725
reroll

draw a non sexual dick on your cat with marker

>>601143884
reroll

Pic of cat in between tits

bake it a caturday dinner from scratch with all the fixins.

>>601143944
winrar

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>>601143944

You can get an electric pet shaver with length attachments designed for small pets. Shave stripes on it at one length setting. Change setting or attachments and shave stripes perpendicular to first set. Take a photo of it wearing kilt and tam and submit it in a Claim that cat has Scottish ancestry in an application for UK citizenship. Second photo on application shows cat eating tinned haggis, and enjoying the aesthetics of a United Kingdom by waving the Union Jack hoisted by its tail.

shave cats head

captcha: docat

>>601143981
Reroll

why is nothing happening?? why???

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>>601143944
broom

so you going to fly the cat into a tower aswell?

>>601144963
paint glasses on it with a marker

>>601145089
reroll

I FUCKING LOVE THIS THREAD.
Bread on kitty.

Scratch her softly on the top of her head with only two or three fingertips. Then move slowly down to the sides of her ears and under her chin. Pussies love that shit.

>>601144984
Yes, the Tower of London.

put cat in box, spin box

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watch our streeem with it!

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>>601145299
winrar

put a sock over its head and film it, put it on here

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>>601144984
kek

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>>601145326
no.

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write "faggot" on the cats fur

>>601145392
this

Put a bow on it's head and write "Tell me I'm pretty on a piece of paper" and put it in front of it.

>>601145530
rolling for dis

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>>601145299
rarwin

>>601145662
reroll

>>601145647
Rerolling because I want to see this.

>>601145698
rerawling

>>601145530
oh my god. did you draw this? will you be my cat's artist too?

give ur cat a pat

>>601145299
i don't have a box :(

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>>601145530
reroll

>>601145735
rrrrrrrrrrrreroll

>>601139014
/b/ space program

>>601145887
rrrrrrrrrrrrrrreroll

>>601145922
that kills the cat

>>601142395
can u count bro?

>>601145935
reroll

>>601146038
fucking reroll

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>>601145530
Foxes.. also, reroll!

Put it's head in your mouth. if the head is too big, then front paw.

lick the cat

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>>601140516
>>601139622
>>601141345
>>601143234
fgts

>>601145922
Kek, but that would kill the cat. Unless OP can do a parachute for the cat

>>601146130
reroll

Cum on cat

>>601139014
Shave all it's fur off, post pics. Does not harm it, is not sexual, will be funny.

>>601145530
This, but with permanent marker

>>601146232
Reroll

>>601146246
ROLLING

>>601146088
WINRAR

>>601144963
Cat fuel can't melt steel beams.

>>601146246
kek. rolling for this

Shove the cat up your ass

Lick pussy on head.
Carry via scruff to bed.
Bathe cat with slightly damp Egyptian cotton terry cloth hand towel.
Nuzzle it as you bundle it up in large, dry, warmed version of same cloth.
Allow it to sing you the song of it's people.
Purr at cat after puffing at it.
Dim the lights.
release cat from bundle, wear towel on your tummy.
Cat with nap on your tummy.
You. Are. Now. Mommy.
Inb4 licking it ALL over.
Have catnip and feather chase toy available when nap time has ended.

Dry with

>>601142395
Trips? You stupid. Quadz

>>601146130
rolling for this

>>601146088
I got the dubs, where are you OP

>>601146767
how am I going to write this

>>601139014
get some food coloring and make different colors

Let it bite your nose

Perhaps it's time to invent the catapult?

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OP put faggot on the damn cat already!

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pick it's back legs up like you're going to run a wheel barrel race

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>>601139571
terrible photo
way to not deliver on my get you faggot

How much do you love each other op

>>601147017
That is not a cat! A fox is a type of weasel.

rename your cat

>>601147279
rerollin

Stuff cat in tube sock. Trust me, it will fit.
Use shoestring to tie open end closed.
Take another shoestring and pierce the "toe" end of the sock. Tie off.
Take both shoestring and tie them to opposing blades on a ceiling fan.
Turn on ceiling fan until cat noises become too much to handle.
Close off all exits to room.
When the time is right, turn off ceiling fan.
enjoy.

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>>601147090
>>601147090
reroll

>rename cat "Faggatron"

>>601147258
A type of weasel, related to ferrets, marmosets, pikas, stoats, ermine, badgers, wolverines, martens, and North American hepplewights.

>>601147851
KEEP ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN ROLLIN

>>601147971
rolling for this

Give kisses

>>601147851
rolling for faggatron the cat

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>>601147863
>>601147258
Foxes are still cute.

>>601148085
rerollin

>>601139014
Wat is GET?

>>601147851
FAGGATRON

OP put the cats whole head in your mouth like it's mother.

>>601147971
faggy little cat

Put it away, and post nudes.

Rename your cat Nigger

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keep rollin shes getting sleepy

>>601148252
Roll

>>601147851
rollin

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>>601148093

OP here, if you assholes don't stop saying mean shit to me or telling me to hurt my cat im JUST GONNA TAKE THE THREAD DOWN

Watch Mulan with cat

>>601148333


show cats on tits

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>>601148539
Sharpie in pooper

>>601148333
you're own trips means no cat and noods

>>601148539
lol shut up

Shave the cat, not bald, just a buzz cut

>>601148560
Roll

Belly rub :3

>>601148689
this

>>601148604
put peanutbutter in cats belly fur

>>601148604

rolling

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sharpie in pooper with cat in the background

>>601143362
Femanon or just fag?

>>601148966

aww. :3

>>601148604
CAT ON TITS!

>>601148966
WinRAR

Lick it

>>601149052
roll for this

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>>601148966

>>601149220

holy shit the cats face is cute.

Brush the cat's teeth

>>601149136

Seriously I really want you to watch Mulan with your cat.

Get fucking naked already you dumb bitch.

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>>601149220
Peanut butter on nipples, let cat lick off

>>601149220
Looks so fucking pleased

tits or gtfo

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>>601149400
>>601149136
fags

Read A Tale of Mice and Men to the cat, the whole book

use cat to cover bare tits :^)

Put ur finger in ur cats mouth

>>601149561
this, but read it backwards

>>601149052
this

>>601149646

>>601149646
roll

>>601149561
Of Mice and Men, whatever. Reroll

>>601149646
>use cat to cover nipples
>cat to cover nipples
>cover nipples
>cover
Gay

>>601149646
right here

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>>601149052
imo

>>601149496
this

Spread your anus

>>601149853
>nothing sexual
>trying my hardest, faggot

>>601149955
fucking winrar

>>601149662
book whole the, cat the to Men and Mice of Tale A Read?

>>601149955
>>601149977


sharpie in pooper and peanut butter on nips.

>>601149977
>>601149955
nothing sexual

>>601149646
might consider if dubs

>>601149955
winning

>>601139014
shave a swaztika onto him and change his name to Adolf Kittler

>>601149646

ROLITY ROL

>>601150228
its a gril

>>601149646
reroll since you faggots can't read

dubs get

Tell your cat it's a faggot in an as-a-matter-of-fact tone

Rename your cat Fluffy McBitchtits

>>601149646

roll

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>>601150157
well gtfo cunt

make him a paper hat

>>601150322

TITS

>>601149646
This

>>601149646
rollin

>>601150433
Winrar

>>601143362
Tits or gtfo
if not grill then dick or gtfo

>>601150078
Sharpie in beanut putter, cat in anus.
Anus is not a sexual organelle.
Cover areolae with catnip sprinkles.
Emerge surprise cat looking "goatse" vantage point kamera angle.

>>601150433
winrar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrC3Cq5YvY

>>601150458
win

Attempt to convert it to Islam.

>>601148333
get to
> femanon | cams | .com
and show cat...along with tits

>>601150322
Deliva!

>>601150777
trips wasted but confirmed

>>601149646
rollin'

>dubs decides thread
>normal posts
>faggots find out OP is a femanon
>"tits or gtfo"
I get the against attention whoring but c'mon guys this girl is just trying to fuck with her cat
Also, tits or gtfo

>>601150833
fuck then i get dubs wasted

if dubs, show all of face and cats butt

>>601150322
>>601150777
Oh snap!

>>601150277
Lipstick then and change name to Eva Kitty Auschwitz von UnteralterBraun

>>601149646
>bear tits

make that bitch meow

>>601150933
>>601150833
>>601150777
>>601150322
It's a sign op u must deliva!

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>>601150322
she didnt like this

>>601151188
Omfg stop me!

>>601151209
move cat?

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>>601151209

>>601151209
I'm sure she did, now will you show us without the cat?

>>601151209
Nice side boob

>>601151209
But I did

>>601151339
Roll

show us butthole of the cat

>>601151209
no cat?
or cat on head

>>601151188
Terminal dubs occur 10x in every hundred posts. Witchcraft is being used.

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>>601151011

>>601151442

reroll

cat between naked tits

pd: nice lips OP!

>>601151209
titty fuck the head of your cat, or just put your titts around his/her head.

>>601151209
so again, get on femanon | cams | .com
and show cat along with boobs. dubs get

>>601151339
roll

>>601151442

rolling for this

make her a pillow fort

>>601151666
winrar

>>601151666
Satanic winrar

>>601151722
winrarr

>>601151625
Too many dubs here to ignore. This.

>>601151666
gr8 m8.

if dubs, show boobs and cat boobs

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>>601151666
>666

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>>601151209
your cat looks fat as fuck, if dubs put teh kitty on a diet

>>601151666
Of course Satan would be interested in sodomizing a feline

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Queef on cat.

Honestly, I'd rather see that cat happy in a nice pillow fort.

>>601143981
sir, you have my full support!

>>601151478
That's right anon, a bear.

>>601151666
WINRAR! Cat butthole!!!

Pee on it and ejaculate on it

>>601143981
roll for this

>>601151209
Now without cat

I like how both of you are chubby <3

Put cat somewhere nice to sleep and show us tits.

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>>601151666
poor baby

>>601143981
reroll

>>601152066
but will she deliver?

>>601151666
rolling to counter this and have op do nothing but show us sharpie in pooper

>>601151966
>>601151966
winnnnnnner winner chin chin dinner

>>601152135
Show us your tits ;) cat on lap