Tell everyone to get health insurance.

Ban all junk food

Have Op deported.

Women back in the kitchen.

>>601080446
Kill all muslims. nuke the entire country if anyone intervenes

institute democracy

>>601080446
Just fuck around all day til someone called me out on it, same as everyone else

>>601080446

Fix it

Ban religion.

Turn churches and other temples into homeless shelters.

Execute non white people

Start Fapping

>>601080446
I tell everyone the saladin news.

>>601080446
Legalize weed
Exterminate anything not white
Fuck bitches

>>601080446

Roll a fat one and get some high class bitches in.

>>601080446
make every woman have to do two years of porn like some countries makes all men join army.

>>601080904
So basically, the usual.
Boring.

>>601080963
>>601080929
Mah nigga>>601080963

>>601080446
Fuck bitches
/thread

>>601080446
eat a decent meal instead of poor person food

Demand a big ass field of weed

immediately initiate anarchy

>>601080446
Legalize weed, but it has to be grwn and sold by my government.
And nuke Indonesia, fuck those filthy cunts.

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>>601080446

Invite all the neo nazis and secretly create a New Germany, then get the Africans on our side and start invading

>>601080446
abandon country.

>>601080446
Ban iphones playing music in the subway

>>601080893
Fuck you fedora bastard

>>601080929
but how would you get weed without niggers and spics?

>>601080446
> go back to sleep

Immediately resign

>I'm scared of responsibility

>Ban new age music, if you can even call it music
>Nuke Israel
>Abolish feminazis by completely equalizing everryone but myself cause I'm the dictator
>demand more ska
>close all borders and isolate the US so we can get our shit together

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>>601080713
Pic related

>>601080929
>Legalize weed
>Exterminate anything not white
If you exterminate niggers, Who's gonna smoke that Pot?.

>>601080446
1. Kick all the black people out.
2. Kick all the mexicans out.
3. Kick all the sand niggers out.
4. Make alaska a gays only state. All faggots must go there.
5. Weed is legal.
6. Prostitution is legal.

That should take care of day 1.

>>601080446
Set up unregulated free market with a 15% fair tax.
Use vast personal wealth to create patronage program to encourage innovation.
Find willing bitches for easy life in harem.
Legalize weed, prostitution, and gambling.
Create simple code of laws that allows some liberty, while enforcing it with am iron fist.
Deport feminists.

>>601080446
Wow /b/ no one has mentioned starting the train in a bunch of teenies. Jailbait 4 winrar

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>>601080446
>Ireland
Crown myself Árd Rí na hÉireann
Legalise weed (mad €€€'s and helps our tourism industry)
Execute all the corrupt politicans and bankers
Build up the economy by nationilising national resources and industries and become a more export-based economy
Build up the military
Kick out all the Muslims and Romanians
Invade and conquer Northern Ireland
Eventually establish a Celtic Empire including Wales, Scotland, Cornwall, The Isle of Man, Galicia and Brittany

gas the antifa

>>601080713
And Jews back in the oven

>>601080446

End all victimless crimes

Create the following tax brackets

<50,000 = 0%
>50,000-100,000 = 20%
>100,000 - 250,000 = 30%
>250,000 = 35%

Also, if you outsource labor, you pay an additional fees, and fines. If you are caught tax evading, your company is forced to either shut down, or the CEO gets jail time.

Legalize all drugs, prostitution, like I said earlier.

No more property taxes, welfare to work program funding, more scrutiny on military funding, and I would change the pay of every member of government to that of an E4 in the Army.

Also, elections can only be run on factual data, no debates, just personal history.

i can go on for days.

Make being muslim a capital offense.

>This triggers a wave of Muslim genocide as other countries see how amazing my post Muslim state is.

this move was so unbelievably bad.

>>601081418
Helping my fellow man more than a religion ever could makes me a "fedora bastard", then so be it.

>>601081846
>Create the following tax brackets....
>No more property taxes
>i can go on for days.

You don't need to go for days. You've just bankrupted the country with those two changes.

>>601081846
>Create the following tax brackets
>50,000 = 0%
>50,000-100,000 = 20%
>100,000 - 250,000 = 30%
>250,000 = 35%

That is the most retarded shit I have ever seen, and I've seen some really retarded shit. I've been to Spain man.

>Unrecognise Israel as a country
>Legalise weed as long as there was a 12 hour resting period before coming back into the workplace
>Allow the dole to continue but give a 6 month period to find work along with the help of agencies, after the 6 months ,which is plenty of time to find work, if the person is still protesting they can't find work cut their money completely out because bullshit
>All forms of extremism killed
>Find the finest bitch to suck my penis whilst judging tits

>>601080446
Rout all muslims, deport the lot in cattle trucks, burn all mosques, get things back to normal in western society.

>>601082252
>Allow the dole to continue but give a 6 month period to find work along with the help of agencies, after the 6 months ,which is plenty of time to find work, if the person is still protesting they can't find work cut their money completely out because bullshit

This is already the process more or less.

If you can't prove you're looking for work, you don't get dole retard.

Catapult ukranians back to USSR

>>601082119

Apparently you're unaware of economics, which is fine, but don't pretend not to be.

Currently, the middle class pays 30% while the upper class pays from 15% down to 0%. It's called corporate welfare, look it up.

If you taxed above $250,000 at 35% you'd have a surplus. If you weren't spending your time pretending to understand basic math, then you would know Clinton balanced the budget with similar numbers.

Kthxbye

>>601081757
>Build up the economy by nationilising national resources and industries
>Build up the economy
>by nationilising national resources and industries
thanks for the laughs

>>601082132

How so? I mean clearly you're the retard if you think so, seeing as how it's been done, and worked for YEARS until Corporations began to buy out politicians, but who I am I kidding, you're probably retarded.

That blue and black throne is cool

>>601082566

That leaves 55-70% of the rest of the tax income payed by the lower class.

Which you have just completely lost by making all income under 50k untaxable.

Enjoy your banruptcy.

>>601082566
>Kthxbye
>are you a 13 year old girl on facebook?
fucking slit your throat you utter cancer faggot
also you have no fucking idea what you are talking about, stop embarrassing your self.

>>601082597
As it is they're owned by foreign corporations and we hardly see a cent
What else are you supposed to do?

>>601080446
harem
huge elite harem
what else?

>>601082132
>I've been to spain

Hahahahahahaha, some retarded shit goes on in that fuckin place

>>601082824

'fucking slit your throat you utter cancer faggot'

'stop embarrassing yourself on an anonymous image board'

OK buddy. Let me guess, probably 17 years old, no job, lives with his parents, and pretends to know things sometimes? I'm going to go with unemployed as well.

Did I guess right?

>>601080446
Feed the babies, who don't have enough to eat,
shoe the children, with no shoes on their feet.
House the people, livin' on the streets.
Ohhh there's a solution.

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>>601082882
id make a loli harem of the finest little girls in the country

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>>601082824

>idiot confirmed

>>601080446
I ask him why he is wearing black and blue and in a black and blue room.

>>601083099
back to reddit you tumor. take your trashy "education" with you. you are a failure who went to a garbage school. you know nothing. go fucking die.

>>601082824
Faggot

>>601083259
That's not how you properly cite a source. I'm not saying you're wrong, I'm saying the pic you posted doesn't prove shit.

>>601083291

Confirmed idiot. I can't even bother with people this out of touch.

>>601083398
>>601083259
>>601083099
samefagging this hard
>back to reddit you cock loving tumor

Send the Royal Family to prison.
Make England independent from the UK.
Deport chavs.

>>601083492
Faggot

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>>601080446

Win the peoples hearts.

Open the boarders to good people with good intentions
>Kicked out Sand Niggers
>Keep the Spics and Niggers (Someone has to work for the white man)

>Tax breaks for the poor
>One time super huge tax for the rich
>Make sure families are never broken up over immigration rule unless sand niggers
>Give guns to everyone who wants them and ignore all the faggots whining about gun violence n what not
>Put in place a universal health care system
>Have to create shit taxes for it unfortunately like the UK.(Road Tax,Tv Tax,ect)
>Private health care is still an option always but everyone must have some form of health insurance

>Allow the states to create their own currency
>Allow them to borrow from the US Treasury
>Own them economically so Federal law is only law essentially
>Make all drugs legal and avaiable to who ever wants them
>TAx the fuck out of them
>Anyone caught importing drugs is exacuted

>Force Abortion of children that aren't going to have a good life. Like if they are too disabled to enjoy a decent life
>Recreate a spartan like empire of fit, well trained, soliders
>Cut spending in Defense by half
>Reallocate funds to public need of better schools
>In exchange military members have the option to retire after 10 years of service
>Make sure to enter as much conflict as possible to lower number of veterans

Love the people. Listen to them. Can't please everyone. Kill any rebels.

I missing many things but thats how it would go basically.

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>>601083408

It proves very easily that when corporations paid 50% the United States thrived very well. People don't realize most of the taxes they pay didn't exist in the 50's.

Like this guy >>601083492

Who thinks I am 'samefagging' which is a term used by people who are generally socially unacceptable, so they come here with the intention of speaking out so they can release the pain of never having led a normal life.

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>>601083157
>other guys in my harem

>exterminate Isis
>send all niggers on welfare that are not actively looking for a job to Africa
>stop the NSA spying bullshit
>nationwide iq test and if you score below a certain iq, you're not allowed to vote
>mandatory 1 firearm per household
>ban standardized tests
>hang all current politicians for their corrupt bullshit
>fund the fuck out of the space program
>force all businesses to pay for anything they did illegally but paid for law enforcement to look the other way
>ban bail options on celebrities so they know there are consequences for their actions
>deport more goods than import
>open keystone pipeline

>>601083735
2/3 samefaging
>>>reddit
litterally die with your whole family in a carcrash tomorrow

>>601081298
>get total power over a country
>immediately give it up
You fucking retard.

>>601083492

You may want to get some help. I don't know if you're on meds, but get off of them. The other guy calling you a faggot wasn't me, it's just that some people think that people that talk like you are stupid. Which, based on your current speech, seems likely.

I think it's meds though. Either that or the parents basement thing.

>>601080446
Personal harem. No time for anything else.

>>601083918
that's the point you fucking retard.

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>>601083785
they are the girls' fathers. I make them watch and fuck their own daughters.

>>601082361
>burn all mosques,

Fuck that. Turn them into kosher delis. The middle eastern butthurt would be glorious.

>>601083852
Oh and exterminate all Feminists

>>601083887

I don't even know how to use Reddit. As with the car crash thing, thanks. I'm very hurt by some weirdo on the internet. Why not post some edgy pictures Mr Bismuth?

>>601083704
>>601083704
I like you anon.

>>601080446
go to the dea
withdraw some confiscated durgs,
go back to office
???
profit?

>>601083951
back to sucking nigger cock you ugly fuck
get out with your shitty garbage liberal education and go suck some nigger cock you failure of a man

>>601083153

this motherfucker right here so high he's flyin' like an eagle

>>601083852
>deport

I'm assuming you'd be in the group that can't vote, right?

Kill without trial

>>601083887

What is samefaging? You forgot a G. Also you combined the words car and crash in your haste, which means you're probably upset someone called out your pathetic life.

>>601081846
So paying every goverment worker as an E-4? You realize thats 24,000 a year at the high end? Mother fucker you are autistic, no one would work for the government and now you don't have a workforce.

Make a list of the hottest girls in the country and fuck them all day everyday while smoking weed

Round up all the finest, white bitches, and procreate until I die of a heart-attack (or until my dick falls off), AYYY YOOOO!

>>601084249
Export* lmao couldn't think of the damn word sorry

>>601080446
girls have to wear open toed shoes and flip flops only
mandatory feet licking

Fornicate all women in my country by alphabetical order

>>601084362
freak

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>>601080446
two chicks at the same time

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>>601083704
this seems like the kind of society i would live in

>>601080926
Top ayy

>>601084210

>Liberal Eduction

Do you know me at all? Your guesses are way off. I dropped out of High School, started a business, and now make more than your parents (or parent, because you seem like a product of divorce) and get to sit on /b/ all day wishing i was a dictator while you call me scary scary names.

You gotta try again bro. My life is perfect, hence why I don't bitch out and freak when someone shits on my economic inabilities.

>>601080446
>of your country.
Damn nigga why the fuck do I have to wake up as this shit that doesn`t have oil

>>601081621
>Make alaska a gays only state. All faggots must go there.

>>601084288
fuck off nigger lover
quit posting your wikipedia educatio. no one cares. you are just as pathetic as the rest of these faggots who pretend to know shit about politics and economics. at the end of the day you aint shit because you are on this shitty baord instead of actually affecting the things you are talking about. you are failures. all of you should drink some fucking bleach and get skull fucked with a machete.

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>>601083704


HAHAHAHAH FAGGOT!!! I'd watch as all the gun tokers took over becuase you killed all thier retarded kids. At least I'd be able IV some H. That was theo nly part I agrreeed with

>>601084051
>>601084051
Retard who doesn't know Kosher
and Halal are the same fuckn thing.

Muzzies be all well that's helpful
now we can shop after we pray...

>>601084543
if your life was actually perfect you wouldnt have the need to justify it and explain it to some "uneducated basement dweller."
but you aren't you are an uneducated failure.

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>>601084702

Calm down, you're scaring the kids.

Everyone pays for their own health care. People who are on unemployment are required to do community service for minimum 25 hours a week. If you are collecting disability you must prove that you are unable to work.

Our borders our now shut. All illegals are deported. Military is sent along all borders. If you cross the border at anything other than a check point you are shot once you cross the border line. Only the truly gifted are given citizenship from other countries.

All foreign aid ceases. If we can't take care of ourselves, others definite aren't on the agenda.

This is just a start.

>>601083852
why vote?and for what.you're a dictator

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>>601083099
First week on 4chin buck?
>can't even greentext.
>soo mad
>cant even choose anything from all the flavors
>hes just gotta get salty.

>AUTIST FAGG

>>601084870

How could you decide what I would do with my free time if you're not me? Are you really that trapped in your own retarded bubble?

I'm not the one who clearly has the guessing game issues for other people's lives. I made a few guesses, I was right, now you are mad. LOL.

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>>601081757
i like the sound of that, you've got my vote if you run in any election

>>601083704
thisislegit

>>601084829
Retard that doesn't know muzzies kinda dislike the jews. Just a bit.

>>601080446

Let my wife Michele peg me with a dragon dildo and then play with my daughters Malia and Sasha. Just like I did yesterday.

>>601080446
you move to UK and complain that there is no Shiria law.

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1st Directive: No Fat Chicks
2nd: Make it mandatory that parents beat their kids for acting out in public
3rd: No more reality TV
4th: No more affirmative action for white broads
5th: ????
6th: Profit

>>601085186
what ever makes you happy you uneducated wikipedia nigger lover

>>601085174

Nope, been here since 2009.

I can greentext, but I think it's weird that people choose to do so, as it doesn't convey anything unless you're telling a fake story about how you banged your sister.

Also, I do believe anyone who says autist is a sheep. Become a leader, and stop following other people's lives and insults. Autist is the summer edition terminology of /b/.

>>601084018
You can't just drop the shit on the ground and expect no one else to pick it back up again. It's a form of currency.

>>601081621
>Prostitution is legal
Beta virgin detected.

>>601085364
Robert!
Stop telling people about our daily life!!!

>>601080893
Kinda like this idea, not against religion of anything

>>601085497

Uneducated? I think people who use the word nigger from behind their monitors show less education. You are a pussy who would not ever say that word anywhere but here, so that proves that point pretty easily.

Wikipedia I have no idea why you keep bringing that up. w/e go back to the crap life you live, and I will go search for a fun thread.

>>601085700

What's wrong with prostitution? Acquiring restitution for services rendered is pretty tame stuff.

[spoiler]Nothing[/spoiler]

be me
>first day all niggers can deport or be executed, this includes latin niggers, yes you Dominican Republic
>age of consent is now 12
>disban FBI, no federal police force needed
>abolish death penalty
>shoot to kill at borders with NATIONAL GUARD recalled from middle east
>social welfare programs cut dramatically
>cops can't shoot first
>subsidize public, secular colleges for cheaper secondary education
>Title 9 scratched
>Workplace discrimination lawsuits now based on merit, job performance only

>>601081547
Somebody is goin' hard in the 15 year old paint

>>601085363
Moron who doesn't know that
when a mudslime asks for
the halal meal on the airplane
they give him kosher and he
eats it and then belches loudly
as a compliment to the infidel
that put it in the microwave.

>>601080446
>drugs are legal
>prostitution is legal
>no more tax money into corporations
>incompetents working for the state are fired
>end agreements with catholic church
>have a beer and call it a day

>>601086029
sounds like a fucking shit show but ill go for the age of consent
consider lowering it to 10?

>legalize and tax weed federally
>cut military spending
>open treatment centers for harder drugs
>double NASAS money
>fix all infrastructure over next 10 years
>drop taxes on the middle and lower class
>slightly raise taxes on upper class, not so much that they whine infinitely and try to crash the economy
Tell me this wouldn't work

>>601081368

Jesus, do people actually do that in America?

>>601080446
order production of all known drugs
after at least 3 months of product is made i would legalize everything with tax and send to stores

majority of the people would only do the softcore shit but it would be ok because the shitty populace would kill itself off with the hardcore shit
while i the dictator make a fuck ton of money

>>601080446
Find out if steel beams melt fuel jet, also aliens

>>601081757
Ulster says no, No Surrender!

>>601086663
This wouldn't work

Finally get some pussy above a 4/10

>>601080446
>kill of niggers and arabs
>restore democracy

i'm not for dictatorships but i would do this thing

>>601080446
Make a few decrees.
1. everyone who is 90% or more nigger dies.
2. the formula int(((IQM+IQF)/2)-80)/10) determines how many children a couple can have. (IQM - males intelligence, IQF - females intelligence
3. The formula int(IQ-80)/10 determines how many children a single parent can have.
4. excess children are killed

Then I would revert 25% of our military budget to social services - including education. Develop a parenting test for all parents - fail the test and you cannot be a parent regardless of IQ.
Bad parents are beaten, jailed, beaten again and lose all parenting rights for life. Free parenting classes universally offered.
Institute a 10 year social net. State pays all expenses - up to whatever is middle middle class for area - for 10 years. After that, you're on your own no matter how fucked up things get for you. Use them wisely - like going to college and saving the rest for if things go to fuck on you.

And then I'll want a nightly 14yo toy for my own amusement.
MFW, I'm Qaddafi.

>>601085517
I cringed a little

>>601086910
i'm swedish

>>601086517
Stuck at 12 sorry
But "consenting" molestation, meaning non-violent, established relationship molesting reduced to roughly what a dui is now

>>601080446
Make every citizen of Denver, CO, take an etiquette course.

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>>601085272
I am actually considering going into politics, so I hope you're right and I could one day fulfil my promises
>>601086771
pic related

>>601080446
Everyone must now use aladeen instead of positives or negatives.

Enjoy as country implodes.

>>601087015
im cool with that
can I be your deputy minister of harems of something along those lines?

>>601081820
That dries them out. I hope you brine them first.

>>601086917
something tells me you are either the edgiest person in here or that you were abused as a child and has anger issues

also
>posting mfw
>not posting "mfw no face" or a face

tard

Get a kimjongill haircut and eat Cheetos all day

>>601087212
>are

Really?

>>601081627
My man

>>601080446
>dissolve the Federal Reserve
>back to the gold standard
>raise tariffs and taxes on companies who use slave labor in India and China
>stop bothering other countries immediately

Change my name to dick cheney

>>601082528

This made me laugh I don't know why

>>601087212
Except I am educated and can spell.

>>601087618
Looks like your brethren can't

>>601086863
Why not? Its very logical and pays for itself

>>601082759

You FUCKING MORON. Holy shit

He was saying 35% of $250,000 a year salary is paid by the earner as tax. To the government.

He isn't saying that the upper class should pay 35% of all taxes from everybody.

You must be either 12 or a troll

In which case, disregard I suck cocks

>>601087737
Implying your brethern can

>>601087377
Whole lot of common sense right there.

>>601081757
>Build up the military
You're in fucking Ireland. You have about as many enemies as you have snow leopards. Da fuq you need a military for? You're fucking Ireland. It's not like China is going to invade because you lack an army.

>>601085272
Nordic countries nationalized their oil and invested the money.
Nordic countries survived the economic meltdown better than most.
Nordic governments provide better services than nearly everyone - particularly the U.S..
>getting this ideologically buttraped by the Swedes and Finns.

>>601087273
You don't already know what Qaddafi looks like?
You're fucking retarded, m8

>>601087245
Federal Government will be drastically reduced. There may be a personal aid like "Deputy Assistant of Carnal Procurement"

>>601087377
>Instant economic crash.
you just eliminated 99% of your economic activity m8

>>601083704
this except no guns, i dont want the peasants to rise up

>>601080446
High five all the women , fuck all the men.
Or was it the other way around...

>>601088537
We would be better off in the long run. The bullcrap going on now is not sustainable.

>>601088158
change sweden for norway and i'm on.

sorry but sweden went too far.

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Since its America
>bully allies like we always do
>blitzkrieg the shit out of russians
>nuke them sand niggers
>slavery in full affect
>science fueling everything
>travel space
>become God

>>601081627
>Set up unregulated free market
No controls - no accounting
No taxable income reported
no tax revenue.
Govt. collapses.

Kill myself, cuz Lithuania

>>601088781
Fair enough.

>>601088825
Get rekt by China and Russia.

>>601080446
I would find myself some good fucking advisors.

Seriously, I know maybe the first thing about running a country, but not things 2 through n.

Some changes i would definitely make (Murka):
>Age of consent to 15
>drinking age to 18
>have to vote to obtain driver's license
>stricter controls for firearm license
>frivolous suit law as in UK - if suit deemed frivolous claimant pays all legal fees
>soften ties with Israel, improve relations with Iran
>buddy up with India
>Strict campaign finance regulation
>Runoff election system as instituted in California by Schwarzenegger. Pushes candidates towards the middle
>loli harem (let's be realistic)

>>601088825
>Russians can launch in 5 minutes
You cannot stop them.
Starts WWIII - nuclear holocaust edition.
Only cockroaches will remember you fondly.

>>601088839

u dik, lietuva yra gerai, labai tou pizda.

>>601082113
>/thread

>Send all of my prisoners and criminals with boats to the US - remover their citizenship.
>Extreme tax on religous organization
>Make outsourcing not happen
>Probably rise taxes and welfare
>ALL big industry made governmental
>Illegal to own more than 2 houses or apartments for renting out(cabins do not count, easy to divide)
>Build plenty of governmental housing, killing the property sharks.
>Military to 100% focus on defense - remove NATO membership
>Remove every single broiler politician (and send them to the US, with removed citizenship) and install people with clue - rely much more on
scientists and workers.

Firstly wouldn't be out dictator rather be shadow ruler controling govt so it still looks legit and people dont get oppressed vibes that lead to revolutions.
Death penalty
Give police guns
Restrictions on immigration
Deport all racial/ religion radicals
Rebuild airforce and navy to higher standard
Re reform defence force kick out pleb civies from defence forse
Smokers 5+ y get no public health
Stoners and losers go to military school
Start nuclear program

>>601089303
>only cockroaches remember him fondly
So he's Suleiman the Magnificent?

>>601088739
Peeps been saying that for nearly a century now.
No economic crash will be because of fiat money. Plenty of other reasons, but not because of fiat money.

>>601089569
Or muhammed
Take your pick

>be ruler of canada
>fix the healthcare system
>legalize all drugs
>tax all drugs
>increase navy funding so we can have some icebreakers that are actually good
>build more oil rigs as the Arctic thaws
>you have to settle disputes with hockey games
>not teaching children to skate is now illegal
>annihilate the quebec separtists cause fuck em
>pass a law allowing newfies to have sex with their animals to gain the Maritimes support

>>601089561
I want to live in your country

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>implying America doesn't already own the world.

>>601082566

yes, but if you tax the rich heavily, you will drive business and investors away to other countries where they can pay lower taxes. in the long run you would lose capital.

>>601089561
Hi Iran.

>>601089306
Gyvenk toliau su tokiu poziuriu

>>601089157
More:

>prison reform. prisons become more effective work camps. Put those niggers to work.
>reduce size but up special force capacity in military, better for asymmetrical warfare.
>tax breaks for companies pushing the boundaries of science and technology
>fat tax (idealistic). At the very least, pay for additional fatness on airlines over 200 lb

>>601082132
So you're saying someone who makes 49999 and someone who makes 62499 have the same amount of money? Fuck you.

turn it into the strongest country in central america, shange the spanish for nawat, start human sacrifices again, kill anyone who disagrees with me, the conquest south america, slowly gather power enought to take over africa, train all those monkeys to use guns, destroy europe except for germany and rusia, take over asia, and finally take over north america, gather all the best "scientits" and begin a real spacial program, take over the univers... i'de also create my own pedo-arem

>>601089886

In my first post, I mentioned that there would be a tax/fees/penalties for outsourcing, avoiding the taxes, etc.

>>601089605
We have only been off the gold standard since 1971.

>>601090042
>>601090042
jums reikia teigiamą požiūrį ...

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>mfw I'm Obama
> call up China call them niggers
> don't speak Ching chong, hang up
> have meeting with Putin, call him faggot
> he erupts into a homophobic rage
> secret service mofos shoot him in dick
> I kick him in face til he dies
> go home, fuck Michelle while calling her a fat kid for that rough ride
> put legs up on desk
> before I go to bed send Mitt Romney dick pics
>go to bed

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>>601090231
>>601090231
>>601090231
thisis goi to be the new national flag

>>601090263

outsourcing is so entrenched now that it doesn't seem feasible to reverse it.

your policies would cause the upper bracket to leave the country entirely and set up shop where they're not so restricted. unless you want to force them to stay, in which you're quickly moving towards fascism.

>>601080446
Have a kick ass breakfast. Take a dip in my indoor pool. Fuck virgins the rest ofthe day.

>Execute half of the nigger population, deport the other half.
>Execute half of the jew population, deport the other half.
>Stop Israel funding, they're leeches.
>Ban interracial marriage.
>Diminish leftist power(inculdes feminist, atheist, homos etc etc).
>Eugenics program reinstalled.
>Steer the country back to Christian higher morals/valus.
>Execute degenerates(homos, druggies etc etc)
>Ban drugs
>promote atomic family.
Gives different races designated loction where to live, spics in one are, chinese in another, all separate from whites.
>Reveal whether aliens are real.
>Become the greatest nation on earth.

Final Solution

>>601090203
whoops. That was meant for
>>601081846

>>601080446
Kill myself because i have no idea how to lead a country and dont want to destroy this beautiful piece of land which my ancestors built

>>601090480
Tesiog gaila nebematyt geru lietuviu politiku, komiku ar siaip inteligentu. Taip pat gaila del sitos anti rusines isterijos. Ir galiausiai gaila del sauktiniu grazinimo.

>>601080446
>Invade all oil companies and make them release all of the patents on clean energy that they are sitting on.
>Change all of the oil/gas/coal companies and their infrastructure on cleaning up pollution and generating clean energy.
>Move the military back to my own country and put them in charge of building prefab homes for the homeless.
>Fund this by legalising cannabis (not skunk), ecstacy, DMT and Acid and seriously taxing them.
>Drive all religion out of schools. Replace with secular consciousness studies and philosophy.
>Make the next round of quantitative easing bail-out money (because there will be more) to the people, rather than the banks.

>>601080446
This picture is blue and black for me. How about you guys?

>>601080446
Remove muslims, remove poles, fund military annex the rest of Ireland and prepare for world colonization round 2.

>>601080446
get bitches fuck money

>leave EU
>Stricter border checks
>Still allow new residents, but they need to find a job withing 6 months. Can't bring their 10person families unless they have a good job
>imprison all corrupted officials
>If a CEO bankrupts their company, he can never again be one unless good reasons
>lower companies taxes to promote more companies
>Change legal system so less bulshit happens
>Force labour for most prisoners
>legalize most drugs (taxes)
>all religions have to pay taxes, like other companies
>illegal to wear sandnigger clothes in public
>more control over welfare
>deport any sandniggers, people who only cause
shit, people who don't work (and don't even try to)
>Get a kind of government that would do decisions for me(but I would still have all power)
>fuck bitchez

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Nuke Syria

>>601080446
I'd Check em

>>601080446
Reform education. Make a system that actually teaches children what interests them and educates them about the real world. Make college affordable to all, not just illegal immigrates. Reduce military spending, relocate all those funds to something constructive. Decriminalize all drugs, and make it to where addicts can get the help they need. Regulate prostitution. Teach the youth the truth about drugs/alcohol. Force any food products with GMO's to label them on their products, explore more sustainable options in farming and energy. Round up some prisoners of ISIS and execute all but one of them with bullets covered in pigs blood. Work on national debt. Try to open doors with countries like north korea to at least help the common folk to be able to eat a decent meal a day. Erect statues of my image so that the citizens of my countries can pay mandatory tribute to their great leader on a weekly basis. Throw anyone who disagrees with my policies into a political reform camp along with all close blood relatives. Eliminate any gangs in my country by collecting them the giving public executions. Eliminate all reality television. Force companies like apple to use humane methods in making their products. Ensure that all citizens have access to good food and water so that they can better serve the country.

>>601091769
"unless good reasons" lol you fucking idiot. the best reason would be knowing the people in charge thus fixing nothing. but its a dumb law anyway, might as well be a huge loophole.

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>>601080446
Gift history books to USA

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>>601091174

>>601091984
Good reasons meaning it was a real bankruptcy, not a case when the CEO takes the remaining money and opens a new company without any debt.
>Additionally corruption would be a capital offense

I'd have a private harem consisting of the most beautiful shotas in the country.

>>601091583
Are you evo morales?

>Fuck bitches
>Create a utopia of science and promote values of intelligence, compassion and brotherhood.
>Fuck more bitches

Amerifat here. I would divide the land up by major racial groups. I would be fair as far as the quality and quantity of land are concerned. I would give the Jews one year to get out before the ovens are set to 425 F.

>>601080446
>ban all current taxes and institute only a land value tax
>privatize prisons,schools,hospitals and everything else but the police,justice system and the army( and the damn roads)
>institute capital punishment and life imprisonment

>>601092994
What are you, some nigger faggot?

Host a live event of jet fuel not belting steel beams

>>601080446
colors are black and blue

>>601080446
Get rid of the muslims
get rid of the niggers
Annex scotland
Rebuild navy

1.) Make it so if you can't find a job in 2 months you're off welfare, and if you get a job have to maintain it for a year to get benefits again. However they diminish each week you receive it. 5% less each week.
2.) Prisoners must work and if they can't provide income > upkeep no food.
3.) Readjust school system so that kids are divided based upon ability. Can move into a different group due to lack of ability, effort, or shown increase in ability and effort. Higher groups get to go to college, or be military political leaders, medium groups trade schools, low groups menial jobs, labor and army privates.
4.) If an official is suspected of corruption he will not be paid and fined $10000 a day until proven other wise, if massive bribery or gifts >$1000000 $100000 a day.
5.) Require officials hold STEM and economics degrees. Of at least masters in both.
6.) If a company is using tax evasion or legal loopholes that are obviously wrong, all upper level officials go to prison for life, company is nationalized for 3 months, while replacements are being interviewed

>>601093090
also
>no more official language
>legalize drugs

>>601080446
I round up all the theists, racists, republicans and feminists for extermination

>>601093678
1/10 b8 m8.

>>601080446
blitzkrieg the shit out of that -nointospace-mofo

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>>601085517
There is no way that you have been here since 2009.

>>601080446
My country has a couple of large islands so I would setup one of them as prison and put all niggers there. Floating mines around the island, high voltage fences (very high by the way, we know those niggers are pretty decent at swinging from trees). Destroy all habitable refuges on the island.

Done, country on it's way to success.

>>601081418
butthurt theist

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>>601080446
Make prostitution mandatory, for both men and women.

10$ for oral.
20$ for customers choice of anal or vaginal.
50$ for weird stuff.

It will be illegal to refuse any offer. Everyone has to do it, including me.

>>601080446
i like his blue and black robes

>>601094436
Analy assblasted atheist.

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Ban all blacks, Mexicans and Latinos from entering into reletions with white women.
Also finish the job....

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>>60108044
Im from the US, so:

>Ban all religion completely from politics
>Make it Treason for a politician to take money from anyone
>Raises Taxes on corporations
>Fix the aca by buying out all health insurance companies and making healthcare socialized
>Respond to all threats to the nation with bombings and assassinations rather than invasions
>Allow actual elections to take place for every position in the country
>No more electoral college, 1 vote= 1 vote
>Invade and take over Mexico, incorporating it into the US and wiping out the cartels
>sever ties with Israel
>Make it clear to Sandniggers that I wont tolerate them attacking Israel
>Personally go to russia and castrate Putin
>eventually when the US is prosperous, semi-retire
>Mfw I will always be lurking in the shadows if things get out of line

>>601095178
>Mexicans
The only race that can pass on white recessive genes without being fully white.
>Not Chinese people.
Weebo faggot/Chink detected.

>>601081547
How is middle school going?

>>601083704
you got my vote supreme dictator

>>601082597
>implying free market economy is strong in the long term
kek

>>601091583
Why not have the homeless build their own prefab homes. Dumfuk

>>601094439
what if no one wants to make an offer for you?

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>>601080446
Resign and make it a Democratic Republic.

t. American Patriot

>>601097090
Shot on sight.

>>601081547
>I'm 15 and have no grasp on how the world works

>>601096584
0/10

>>601097090
Well, you're still a prostitute. Just not a succesfull one.

>>601097828
>i cant hold all these stock market crashes

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>>601095641
>>601095178
>>601091864
>>601091583
>>601088825
>>601091174
Oh look faggots who have no clue how the real world works.
1) American education does not need to be changed (It's #4 on Earth)
2) >Being ironically racist
3) Law says you can get health care for free if you cannot afford it already
4) Oil companies are why job growth increased under Obama, specifically fracking
5) Every one of you are breaking the Constitution
6) The military will over throw you in days

Enjoy your shit show.

>>601080446
>Trial all corrupt politicians, bankers, and capitalists.
>Leave NATO
>Leave the WTO
>Leave the IMF
>Push for EU reform
>Make friends with BRICS
>Get rid of Trident
>Get rid of The Monarchy
>Nationalise key industry
>Invest more in NHS, Welfare, Education
>Ban private schools like Eton and remove their charity status.
>Completely pull out the middle east, stop all trading deals with dictatorships in that region.
>Reform the security service so that the internet is free from state clamping.

Eat me right fags

Pot, legal
Tobacco, illegal
Old drivers, over 60, gone.
New service that drives old ppl, gets younger ppl jobs.
Exports.
More exporting...
Make over 1mil? Taxes nigga.
Revamp public school
Do it again to be sure
No more foreign aid.
Zero fucks given bout Isreal, he'll I might even bomb them myself.
End 2 party system
Mandatory voting.
English, official lang.
Meteric system
Mandatory hemp plants for government resources.

I'll stop for now.
Tell me u wouldn't live in my god blessed america

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In Australia i'd:

>approve a very strict internet censorship, almost so it's like an intranet for just australia
>all men over 35 must be undertake hormone replacement therapy to maintain healthy hormone levels
>all men and women must serve at least 10 years in the military
>alcohol banned
>marijuana legalized
>plastic surgery banned
>change the national anthem to "May it be - Enya"
>children must undertake a steroid programs starting at the age of 8 to activate pubity early
>marriage is illegal, everyone has sex with everyone, all children are then property of the state and raised by the state
>each person must own and look after 2 horses