>>601008340
>Ask him what his name is
>No matter what he replies with tell him jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
>While he is confused, cunt punch him, and steal back the inventory

>>601008803
reroll

>>601008803
reroll

>>601008803
reroll5

>>601008803
rolling

>Try to be angry, make your voice deeper and yell at him that its your turn now

suk nig nig dick

>>601008803
rawling

>>601009411
rerollin

>>601008803
rerolling

>>601009537
check that 8

>>601009459
rollin'

>>601008803
this also break off shower head and shank him to death with broken pipe because i hate niggers

>>601009411
rerollinggg

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.>>601008803

Since nobodys rolled an 8 and im bored.

>His name is tyrone.
>He was very confused.
>You killed him.

Inventory:
>Nigger hat
>Buttplug
>A copy of mein kampf

>>601008340
your dick becomes a laser shooting that does not hurt the penis at all and you go and shoot that nigger

>>601009411
rolling for this

>>601009708
and u got an 8 yourself, selfish cunt...

>>601009708
Choke self to death on butt plug.

Rape corpse

>>601009708
New fucking get, faggot?

>>601009954
op here, get a 3

>>601009708
Needless to say, this is the second thing I have ever won on in my 5 1/2 months here.

>Open Mein Kampf
>Look for hollowed pages for an object
>If there is an object kick the dead faggot
>If not, kick the dead faggot twice

>>601009949
Roll

Put on hat backwards

>>601010037
reroll

>>601009708
cunt off his head with the buttplug and wear it as your own

>>601010147
roll

Put on hat backwards and put buttplug in

>>601009708
suck his dick

>>601010195
reroll

>>601010147
Roal

Rip shower head off wall

>>601010323
Winrar

>>601009708
Fly away to freedom with David Hasselhoff

>>601010323
Rarwinzipid

>>601010323
great now you have to roll again because you unimaginative cunt who just wants to see a hat backwards

>>601009708
Fly away from the Prison with David Hasselhoff

>>601009708
> insert buttplug into body anus
> rip out pages of mein kampf and use to cliff shower drain
> fill hat with nigger shit and put on nigger head

>>601010518
Stfu. We wanna see backwards hat faggot.

your penis becomes a laser pistol that can open portals to other universes and you shoot one at the wall and you get out

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>>601010147

>Hat on backwards
>Guards will be here after 2 pics

>>601010547
Roll again

>>601010633
roll for 5

>>601010633
Quickscope Those damn Guards

Rip shower head off wall.

read book

Tell us the fucking get.

>>601010761
Roll

attach buttplug to showerhead shank and prepare to fight the guards. Surely this is silent hill if I am just ending up in room with snignogs

activate all showers
drown

>>601010577
Roll

>>601010737
roll

>>601010633
rip off his head and disguise yourself

Pull shower head off

Roll to put butplug in butt and leave showers

Rape corpse

>>601010633
put hat on shlong, buttplug in ass to stop bleeding

Exit to prison yard

> Rip off shower head
> put in buttplug
> rape tyrone

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>>601010845
>showers activated
>theres a door so the water drains out
>cant drown because no standing water

roll for 9

>>601011162
roll

>>601010479
Roll

>>601011177
Bury your head in niggers asshole and wear him like a mask as a disguise.

>>601008340
Tell Tyrone to get his gang and gangbang you

>>601011177
pretend that the dead nignog is just a really huge shit to throw off the guard

>>601011177
Eat entire nigger to hide him

>>601011259
Win

>>601011177
Cut the stomach of Tyrone and Hide Inside him

run outside and fight the first guard you see

>>601011674
roll

>>601011674
rawlin

>>601011177
Hold up his corpse infront of you and pretend you're him.

>>601011674
once moar

>>601011177
hold him up so it looks like your helping him bathe

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wow..... this threads would be fun if 4chan wasnt full of unfunny edgy teenagers.

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>>601011259
>insert buttplug into tender anus
>begin to have sex with the dead corpse
>showerhead added to inventory

There was already a win faggots

>>601011801
Op here, forgot get again, roll a 6

Exit room

>>601011177
shove your dick in his ass and whisper to the guards when they come in "you're next"

>>601011801
Start eating nigger raw

Enter prison yard

Lay under tyrones corpse and hide from guards, suck his cock a little while your at it

>>601011801
Equip shower heads and beat the shit out of guads with it when they arrive.

>>601011801
Tear away nigger cock to prepare fight against guarda

>>601011851
pretend that the dead nignog is just a really huge shit to throw off the guard

>>601011851
die of hiv

>>601011801
Turn into Godzilla

>>601011801
leave showers

>>601011801
>blind the guard by whipping your seapeople ate him

>>601011940
winrar, photo on the way

>>601011946
Win

>>601011946
winrar

>>601011999
That is hell of a trips, congrats m8

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>>601012023
The fuck is this, you said roll 6 nigger

Shove shitty butt plug into guards eye socket

>>601011999
Checked

your dick becomes a portal gun/laser gun and you shoot a portal out of the prison

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>>601011946
>beat the shit out of guards with shower head
>tazer added to inventory
>bat added to inventory

roll a 1

Put guard uniform on

>>601012757
Feel good Frog is coming and is fapping in the Shower

>>601012757
lick guards asses and leave

>>601012879
rr

>>601012687
roll

>>601012757
put on guard uniform, cut off their face and wear it and walk into prison yard

>>601012757
Take gaurds clothes and put their hands on each other's groins

>>601012757
put guard uniform

>>601012901
winrar

>>601012757
Take guards clothes.

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>>601012879
God these wins are such fucking shit.

>>601012855
Guard uniform has blood stains all over faggot

>>601013050
Good thing the win didn't put it on then isn't it faggot

No scope the already dead guards

>>601013136
Yes faggot

>>601012985
This

>>601012757
>do the ol' change-a-roo and disguise yourself
>take other guards ammo
>keep nognog hat>
>go out to yard

OP is incredibly slow

>>601013136
But a shame the win was full of unimaginative faggotry.

seek in to guard room with guard outfit that you washed

>>601013399
shit my dubs

>>601013457
Nobody cares about yours dubs. Also you're a faggot.

>>601013399
>take and wash guard uniform, put showerhead in nignog hand and take guard items
>go to yard

>>601013399
Turn off showers then masturbate and cum so much you dyhydrate and whither up

Tazer yourself in the water to electrocute the guard

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>>601012901
>shit all over face
>see black guy walking to basketball court
>where to go

7 gets it

>>601013551
winrar

>>601013587
taze nigger for keks, wear his pants, and go to front gate

>>601013587
Tase the black guy and take his pants

Tazer yourself

>>601013587
Ask: Hey you wanna drill my anus?

>>601013587
Taze nigger.

>>601013587
>convince stupid monkeyman to be diversion
>go to guard hut

>>601013587
Tazer nigger
Peel his skin off, for disguise

>>601013716
roll

>>601013676
roll

>>601008803
Roll, niggers

>>601013587
rape nigger, then go to guard hut

>>601013587
kick him in the dick,rape him to be head person on the yard.

>taze black guy
>beat the life out of black guy with baton
>proceed to basketball court

>>601013767
ayy lmao winrar

Taze roody poo take pants, go to basket ball court

>>601013767
Winrar

>>601013786
rr

>>601013587
Ask the black guy if he wants to swap his pants for the nignog hat.

ask black guy for sex, as soon as he pulls down his pants taze his dick, then take his pants

Cock dock the nigger then French kiss him while tazing your own balls, cumming into his cock forcing cum to explode everywhere

>>601013897
roll

>>601014085
Fly away on rainbow dash to candy mountain

Do it faggot

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>>601013767
>taze black guy
>take pants
>go to front gate
>see guards with guns

it's a shame you fuckers didnt search the guards for keys or something

>>601014506
op here, get 7 from now on out

>>601014506
go back and check for keys

I'm horny, lonely and my bf broke up so im going to sleep. Gnight /b/ at least there's no school tomorrow

>>601014577
winrar

>>601014577
kek

>>601014506
Because it's 12 o clock and normaly youg et your Chicken Tendies at that time you turn into a neckbeard with a Fedora and get a Katana from nowhere

>>601014506
Taze guard, loot gun when he falls, shootat at the locked gate lock while throwing shower head at other guards head, escape to freedom and anal rape yourself with baseball bat

>>601014506
Kill the Guards until You Get your 7 killstreak and Then Fly away with it

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>>601014577
>search guards
>keys to jail cells added to inventory
>cocaine added to inventory

7 gets it

>>601014595
nobody cares

>>601015163
Take guard uniform and wear it.

No scope the dead bodies

>>601015163
Divide by zero

>>601014506
Since wearing pants of the nignog (with jump +5), jump over wall.

Steal uniforms, taze own nipples and go to Basketball court

>>601015201
roll

eat guards to increase energy

>>601015163
Do cocaine, tear open the black guy and remove all intestines and organs and wear like a suit. Also, go to guard hut.

Walk off the set, being a paid actor in a play, Get hit by car

>>601015274
roll

>>601015380
roll

>>601015201
roll

>>601015163
Take Cocain
Rush through the Prison Gate

>>601015380
this

>>601015363
roll

>>601008340
>implying i was actually sleeping
niggas like booty, and ill gladly help

>>601015401
rr

Insert the in and the so until the guard can't camp, then juice the quick wig and lemons of the bars

>>601015380
this

>>601015453
reroll

Roll a 7

Anally search guards. Twice.

>>601015380
reroll

>>601015201
rool

>>601015665
Reroll

>>601015163
op here, roll 7, 8, or 9, taking too long

>>601015201
roll

Go to freegen mart and buy a invisibility cloak, then rape and kill the guards stacking them into a pile

>>601015665
Rerawl

>>601015380
Reroll

punch the tiles facing east.Tile falls off and you hear noises. Punch wall more. Realize there's a KFC next door. Dig hole in wall with buttplug and enter KFC managers office

>>601015380
rollllllll

>>601015665
RR

>>601015163
oh shit .... take a massive shit

> Wipe shit off face
> go to basketball court

>>601015804
Can't any of you lonely fags roll a 7? Anyway, this.

This one is so shitty i'm not going to make another picture.

>search guards buttholes
>uncover nothing of value

roll 7,8, or 9

kill self

>>601015801
Reroll again because anally searching guards is boring

OD on the cocaine

>>601015201
fuckin need a 7

>>601015665
this

>>601015163
do coke all the coke

go outside

>>601015981
Op is fag /end thread

>>601015981
Mine for fish

> Wash shit off face
> go to basketball court

>you remember that you have a power to morph into anybody you want
>use it to look like Queen of England
>go outside
>command guards to open gate and run the fuck away

>>601013551
Rerolling

>>601016042
WINRAR, pic on the way>>601016061

>>601016029
WIN

>>601015163
put pants on dead nigger

>>601016107
fuck, cant seem to reply to right one, the one with the cocaine

>>601016029
winrar

>>601015380
For clarity, I'm doing this one. Through a convoluted set of circumstances it came to this.

Go to jail cells and throw shit at niggers

Show me dat pic gurl

>>601016722
Oh shit, op is a gir? Now I'm hard

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>>601015380
>arrive at guard hut
>high as shit
>wearing niggers skin
>wat do
>skin gives +5 running
>skin gives +5 jumping
>skin gives +5 dick

roll 7, 8, or 9

Walk into guard hut

>>601016884
>run through guards door
>catch guards circle jerking by surprise.

>>601017067
Without a plan, he be fucked now

>>601017152
Suicide by cop

>>601016884
Why did he take the nigger pants off? I demand he put them back on.

Jump on guard house, shit into chimney

>>601017443
roll

I like brunettes better than blondes, I dont know why. My gf has black hair though, which is fine

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>>601017067
>enter guard hut
>guards see you
>stunned for a moment because they see a high-as-balls white dude wearing a black guys skin with a huge dick hanging off the front
>see AK47 left on one of the beds

wat do

7,8,or 9 gets it

>>601017724
introduce yourself as the supreme gentleman

>>601017621
I like darker hair better also. I see a blonde and instantly think "slut"

Do the helicopter dick

>>601017621
rerolling for this

>>601017807
winzip

>>601017807
winzip

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>>601017807
>introduce yourself
>fedora magically added to inventory
>guards begin to recover from shock and start to advance

0 or 1 gets it

>taze one guard
>throw bat at the other
>grab ak-47 and spray at guards

>>601018117
Shit the buttplug out towards them to stun
Insert bat into butthole

>>601018117
pick up the ak and proceed to go james holmes on their ass then dress up as guards and put batton in ass

>>601017923
Reroll to keep them stunlocked

>>601018117
killthem both with memes xD

>>601018236
Reroll

>>601018234
Rawling

>>601018234
roll

>>601018236
Roll

Someone should screencap this

>>601018117
attack the tazer to the buttplug and insert it into your self, using the nigger skin resistance to block damage from yourself but causing your nigger coat to be electrified for the guards

>>601018234
Reroll

Bend over and fart toxic gas knocking the guards out, then grab the ak 47 and go to basketball court

>>601018236
rawl

>>601018370
rarwin

>>601018370
winrar, pic on the way

>>601018341
does this mean OP screencaps?, or does>>601018370 just win it instead

>>601018117
>Throw the buttplug at the first guards to disarm him
>Ricochets to the second guard and disarms him
>Charge them, jump on the second guy with low-to-the-ground sleepers hold while choking the first guy with dead guys penis

Every time it would be my number op changes win to new number. Contrary to popular belief, I do not enjoy communism

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>>601017613

bumping til op returns