YLYLgreentext edition
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>>601003379
That was it. I haven't got much.
>>601003442
so bumping
>>601003466
boomp
>>601003633
>>601003466
chekd
>>601003633
we didn't start the fire
>>601004449
This is completely made up and it's not even funny.
>>601004599
fuck you
are you op? if so your posts suck balls
>>601005082
he is not OP.
captcha: lelel
>>601002908
8/?
Out of green text
>>601002908
Should I dump non green text?
>>601005650
be my guest, just tryin to have a giggle m8
>>601005736
For sure... 1/?
>>601005187
>I_stole_this_laptop.jpg
I almost lost so hard
>>601005736
6/?
>>601005837
bri gud
>>601006294
no girl will ever look at your dick like this
like it would complete her life to have it inside her
>>601006420
Oil field fucks ups
>>601006433
12/?
>mfw I experience it regularly
>>601005736
13/?
Wow this is the first ylyl I've been in without banana shitposters since I've come back
>>601006838
you've cursed us all,
inb5 people start posting bananas
>>601007086
i just lost
>>601005736
20/20
Too many captchas, hope you guys enjoyed.
>>601007521
On a side note does anyone know what hair style that guy has in the pic?
>be me, be 18
>beta so hard I'm an omegafag
>senior year
>at school library, so omegafag I live there
> librarian knows me well, only friend
>asks me typical senior questions, college, graduation, other shit
>asks about prom
> ohshitchangesubject.exe
> doesn't work, have to tell her I have no date and probably won't go
> says her daughter is close to me in age, I should eat
> thank you Richard Dawkins atheist overlord.
> be 2 weeks later, meet this chick
> she's 7/10 but that's 7 more than me
> cool as fuck, likes same shit I do, vidya, books, Jurassic park
>hit it off with girl for first time in life
> eternalhappiness.PNG
> fast forward 4 weeks, been seeing or talking to her almost daily, BTW her name is Justine
> one day she says "Oh anon you've been nicer to me than any other guy."
> I summon any possible strand of alphaness I was born with, and ask her to prom.
> she says yes
> almost die of heart attack, have this weird omegafag smile rest of day I'm so happy
>fast forward to prom, pick Justine up, wearing this fine ass white dress, can see her black thong through back.
>take her to dinner, then to prom, I walk in with her, half the crowd fucking stops what they're doing in utter shock at me with a girl
>One dude claps really loud
>dance and other typical shit
>10:30 p.m. Justine asks if I wanna go
> take this as she isn't having fun
> get in car she tells me to drive in opposite direction of her house
> dafuq.jpg
> get to where she wanted to go its a motel, oh shit, praise be unto Richard Dawkins
> Justine tells me to sit on bed, goes into bathroom, comes out in thong and bra, and does this dance facing backwards to me, gives me lap dance
>dick so hard diamonds be jealous, like it could sunder the earth if fell its so hard
>Justine turns around "Anon I wanna have sex with you."
>Something is poking my leg
> mfw Justine is a guy, real name is Justin
Mfw bitch librarian never told me
Mfw her dick is bigger than mine
>>601007521
this post has seen some shit.
Tumblr homestuck art, posted to 4chan, posted to 9gag, returned to 4chan.
>>601005877
Every time
>>601008063
Did you still hit it?
>>601006993
I love these
>>601006993
10/10 i never post but fuck i laughed at this
>>601008667
No, my dick deflated softened like the omega I am, awkward drive home
>>601009265
>Time flies when you're a faggot
Literally am crying, I think I woke someone up. Congratz
>GREEN MEME ARROWS
>>601008365
in tears loling
>>601002908
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
>>601007810
a slicked back mullethawk?
>>601009524
Here's the actual thread it was from, although I know it won't add much to the hilarity.
bumping for MOAR
>>601007103
retarded
>>601010992
I remember that thread, a true hero
>>601007845
Fucking lost it lol
>>601011140
What do you think is the point of /b/?
>>601008063
You could of have had such a fun time.
>>601011537
...I did not see that coming...
o-o
does anyone have the jackie chan movie script?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGAzvJXecA
>>601011926
Already been posted this thread, friend.
>>601012030
oldy but goldy
>>601003304
>mfw i was the guy he was blowing up on
>mfw I did it for the keks
>mfw he's still a poorfag
>>601003633
is this real?
>>601012219
Oh, sorry chap :(
>>601004198
Kek
>>601004733
>penis wordfilter
that takes me back..
>>601011126
jesus, how is this funny? horrible as fuck man
>>601012594
Welcome to /b/.
>>601007086
Stoners are fucking insufferable.
Thread's dying. Time to give back to /b/.
>>601004733
My fucking sides.
>>601012270
lost hard
>>601003304
I don't understand...
>>601015554
The thing is YLYL threads are easy, cause these just piss me off.
>>601011126
"Why didnt you want me mommy"
Oh God
>>601014579
Oh my fucking god, I am going to wear a cod pics or a chastisity belt before I ever smoke weed.
>>601015938
>letting conservative propaganda make you emotional
>>601004733
>▶
ahh....ahhhh...ahhhhhhhh that was great
>>601004198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FAOymC6XKeQ
>>601012270
Nothing on b has disturbed me as much as this story just did... christ
>>601016027
dw this isn't real, you'll never get that high from smoking weed unless you're already mentally imba
im surprised no one posted this
>>601002908
Lost immediately
