What's the best pickup line you've ever heard?
>or loli bread, whichever
>I love you more than there are snowflakes in Russia
did it hurt when you fell from heaven?..cause it sure looks like you landed on your face.
>>600979515
I didn't mean to ogle you, but I'd sure like to Google you.
>>600979515
>I love you more than there are dash-cams in Russia
Fixed it for you.
>>600980024
Did it hurt? When you broke through Earth's crust on your ascension from hell?
>>600980099
Oh thank you
>Also checked double dubs
how much does a polar bear weigh?
enough to break the ice hi my names.....
on a related note there was a loli thread not to long ago with the ...zankyou? girl or w/e and i had to afk for a while and came back to F5 into a 404 i got to the part where she takes his final memory so if anyone would be super most awesome and post from then on so i can finish it that would be totes
TL/DR post second half of the zankyou girl loli hentai
Are those pants made by Karl Marx? Because that ass is causing an uprising in my lower class.
i must be a weather man because im predicting youll get 3-5 inches tonight
>You like Raisins?
>How about a date?
There's only going to be seven planets in the solar system after I destroy Uranus.
Wow you're really fucking ugly show me your tits
I lost my teddy bear... will YOU sleep with me?
I must admit, I am a thief.
I took your number so I could steal your heart.
>>600979515
>grab her by the arm
>she pulls away
Hey hey hey now, lets not turn this rape into a murder
>>600982719
>grab her by the arm
>she pulls away
Y-yea. Y-you too.
Captcha: odesu
>>600983708
any suwako?
>>600984861
who?
>searches google
sorry, I don't
>>600982404
Works every time
>>600980610
soo.. that's a no then?
>>600979515
That video is disturbing.
His laugh is fucked.
>>600986825
Looks like.
Why not try looking it up yourself, if you know the name of it?
>>600980779
Convoluted, but I smirked.
> hey I lost my virginity, so can I have yours ?
>>600982038
This is a win
>>600987007
Bitch didn't even bite the apple
>>600984957
Who is this semon demon?
>>600979515
> Pick up line
> I have immeasurable love for you
seems like it would work
>>600987007
thats the problem i don't know and ive tried looking cant seem to show up
all i know is she is supposed to be the lolicon reaper or some shit
>>600987480
>>600979515
Hey babe, wanna come over and watch porn on my flat screen mirror?
>>600987552
If you keep carrying boxes like that you'll be stronger than super man.
>>600987349
http://to-loveru.wikia.com/wiki/Mikan_Yuuki
>>600986566
>>600987480
Squishy Spider-scum.
>>600983708
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>>600979515
this pleases me.
i will post for you
>>600987318
:3
>>600987511
all i can remember is her name,think its zangyaku
>>600987890
H-Hitoha-chan
>>600987890
>Not OP
Thanks. I need to sleep
>>600988116
hard cums
>>600979515
Baby, you should join ISIS, cause' you da' BOMB!
>>600988275
hi 9gag
>>600988116
Not gonna lie, that was impressive.
>>600988058
>>600988096
>>600988144
>>600988230
>>600988277
>>600988325
>>600988360
>>600988039
if i could get the name of it it would be way easier i tried searching that and it brought up a bunch of stuff but not what im looking for T^T
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle ;^)
>>600979515
I'm gonna wreck it!
>>600988732
hue
>>600987672
Kek
10/10
Will use.
>>600988932
Sorry about your dick being 3" bro
>>600988569
i think the name goes this girl is a urban legend,could be wrong
>>600979515
"Hi, what's your name?"
*says name*
"My name's Bond."
"Oh, yeah, JAMES Bond, right? Har har."
"Nah, UNI-Bond, I'm here to fill ur crack."
I shit you not I have a Northern mate who I've witnessed getting laid off this line.
>>600989077
That ending tho
kek
Reporting you all for CP.
>>600989208
im sure its on this site somewhere i just need the right keywords probably but damn i had to leave just when it was getting good..
>>600989524
k
>>600979515
Ey bb want sum fuk
>>600989608
Pururin. I got it with somewhere.
>>600989208
yeee found it the urban legend worked thanks a bunch have some dank beats as a ty token
http://youtu.be/1Vsf3zYppP4
fuck now i have to buy a laminater..
>>600989608
>>600990164
http://pururin.com/thumbs/5829/omase-de-gomen.html
>>600990164
DID SOMEONE SAY PURURIN?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRpSRP0l4bo
>>600986504
SAUCE ?!
>>600990166
thanks for the beats,just happy i could help
>>600979515
On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?
>>600991145
I want to kiss her.
bump because I want to save
ty for the mitsudomoe anon, save for one, she's already too much a perv, and yet too pure
>>600979515
How is telling a girl you love her a pickup line?..
>>600986504
where did you get this from/ what is her name i have another gif of her sucking dick but i dont know her name