>>600967106
eat her. the tough part is the wheelchair though

Just grab your shit and walk out

It's not like she can chase after you

>>600967106
What's wrong with fucking a cripple? TBH: I am more into quadriplegic stuff than normal stuff.

leave her at a walmart or something

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blowjobs can be better than sex OP. she'll probably get really good. Plus think of all the free government money you guys will have.

>>600967106
Steam her, lightly cover in butter.

>>600967106
You got some nude pictures of her in that rollchair?

for the love of god OP please take her wheels off and leave her somewhere

>>600967106
You're such a fucking cuck

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>>600967285
kek
thread/

>>600967106
attach her wheelchair to the back of your car with a rope and floor it.

Take bets on how far she lasts.

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You have a hot looking sex toy lol

Dump pics, then dump the stump

>>600967106
You say 'I never asked for this' then do a 360° kickflip and board out.

DESTROY HER ANUS

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>>600967106
>take to grocery store
>pick up veggie gf
>set her with the carrots
>"You're with your people now"
>run like hell

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Get her to give you a a stoma job before you do.

Be a fucking man. take care of her. FFS you autist.

>>600967106
The fuck is you talkin about?! You can fuck the hell out of her!

>>600968528
A
Men.

>>600968225
kek

>>600967106
If she can still suck your dick whats the problem?

>>600967106
you know she will never cheat on you op.
she will be like your sex slave, she will feel obligated to let you do dirty searches on her vagoogle all day long.
>giving up the easy pussy.
stupid opie

>>600968225

top kek

if this was a girl posting about how to dump her newly crippled bf, /b/ would lose their collective shit.

>fucking slut
>unfaithful whore

keep it classy, /b/

>>600968528
+1

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>>600967106
You a cold blooded muthafucker man

You cold as fuck. Damn

boiling tub of water... veggie soup!

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>>600967792
This makes me kek

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>>600967106

Stab her in the FUCKING THROAT!!

>>600968951
Thats a big piece of meat, id consider it a saturated chew toy at that point anon.

>>600968528
I kinda feel like she had this coming for dating an obvious dumbass. Something this pathetic can't be easy to hide, I'm fairly sure she would have seen his asshole side before now and stayed with him.

>>600968528
>>600968624
>>600968846

Fuck that. She was a total cunt when she could walk and move her arms. The only reason I stayed with her was because she was so damn hot, but now she looks (and smells) like shit.

>>600967106
fuck her a few times...
then pull out the life support

Statistically speaking, they don't live that long without heroic efforts. You can take advantage till u have to plant her.

>>600969298
it's because she shits herself OP.
she's literally fertilizing herself to become a strong, ripe carrot one day.
she needs to be with her fellow carrots, do it for her sake OP.

>>600967106
post before and after pics when she was hot then not

>>600967106
doesn't she look a bit too happy for someone who just broke their neck and is now paralyzed?

>>600967106
Am I the only one wondering how she broke her neck?

there are so many underground projects for the paralyzed theres hope at least fucking a. Dont ditch her shes still kinda hot. Make her into a puppet AT LEAST

>>600969685
bro theres so much pain behind those eyes
you can just see that shit

Shes not happy

OP is a dick for this

>>600967445
Underrated post

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>>600968225
under
fucking
rated
post
toppest of keks

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SHIT ON HER FUCKING FACE THEN THROAT FUCK HER

>>600967106
roll her Down a hill! did the same thing to my useless granny. fucking bitch

>>600968813
<greentext> /b/ classy

>>600967106
fuck her til she dies

before and after you fucking troll

>>600967106
Feed her the shirt pasta you are trying to feed us. Faggot.

>>600967106
if you need to come on /b/ and ask how to dump a girl then you are retarded and more "special" than she is ma nigga....

>>600970360

lol! Story behind this? Always to wanted to off my stupid fucking granny who had cancer.

Why don't you put her in bed. Take wheelchair.
>get a padlock and install a lock on your bedroom
>she is now your slave
>bitch will never see the light of day again

>>600967445
>bj are better than sex
what is wron with you?

>>600968528
/thread

Claim you don't have the emotional strength to go through this. Because you don't have it. If she's decent, she'll understand and let you go. If she's a bitch, she'll cling on to you, but she's a bitch, so you go.

I find this hilarious because if genders were reversed you guys would be chewing the chicks ass out for being a bitch

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>>600970360
>>600970837
watch the edges, kids

>>600967106
This

>>600970837
turns out, its hard to get rid of them! she came back into my life like a tumor!

>>600967106

moar pics of her. this thread is boring

Just fuck her ass then proceed to throat fuck her because now she can't resist

>>600967106
>How the fuck do I go about dumping this veggie ?
Make a compost pile

>>600971175
this
probably she will not overtake you

dump her in a lake

>>600968225
holy shit total cold heart

>>600971379
This. I'm not even convinced this is OP's girlfriend. He's shown no fucking proof.

Why dump her if she can dump herself?

>>600967106
Blindfold her while she sleeps, clean her up real good and flip her over then invite a train of internet strangers to cum in her while she can't see or do anything

>>600971760

yeah, if she's paralyzed, just take pics of her now. Not like she can stop you. I say tits with timestamp is in order here

"Sure is summer in here" "is always summer her now" "4chan sux"

>>600971212
everyones a fucking sexist hypocrite on the intertubes
just the way it are

where are the pics of her?

>>600970992
great plan dumbass

now you have to feed and water the fucking thing everyday and shovel piles of shit into garbage bags

not to mention the fucking smell and being socially labeled "that guy with the paralyzed wife"

you'll miss out on lots of social invites

fuck this situation from every angle

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>>600969643
Yeah, she shits herself and only gets a proper bath like every few days. Its fucking gross

>>600969665
here ya go. files got switched with someone else before so I had to delete and reupload.

>>600969801
She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.

OP timestamp a pic of her paralyzed pussy.

Fuck her throat hole.....

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Replies are funny.

But don't be a dick. Just stick around. If shit runs it course then so be it. Don't be a faggot. Plus if people find out you left a girl because she went veggie, which people will. Then you'll never have a decent chance with a women again.

>>600967106
unplug battery and walk away?

if you caused it, you have to stay
if not, leave.

>>600972273
lol she looks like a bitch

>>600972310
do this OP, chicks love it. It'll take her breath away.

>>600967106
It'll be easier for you to take nudes now. You may commence dump

>>600972273

>Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.


TOPPEST OF KEKS M8

quite you pickle you are in, OP. my condolences

>>600972273
>She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.


Oh fuck

>>600967106
Easiest way is kill yourself fag. Don't have to deal with her, and the world doesn't have to deal with your shittty bf skills homo

>>600967106
Off a cliff.

>>600972372
bullshit. people will understand. ask 90% of people if they want to go out with someone in a wheel chair and they'll say no.

>>600972273
Ask her if it was worth it.

>>600972471
kek

>>600972273
>she shits herself and only gets a proper bath like every few days
Where's she live? I'm a CNA, I can be available for home health care full time. If she's got wifi, I can be there every day. I'll make sure she gets a bath every day, cook and feed her by hand and I'll only charge $11/hour.

>>600971507

Yeah, this

>>600972372
>implying anyone will know who the fuck your ex gf is
do you people live in towns with like 500 people?

>>600971507
yeah man thats actually pretty good advice right there.

>>600972273
sure, she "slipped on some ice" just like she "fell down the stairs" the week before and "ran into the door" before that

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>>600967285
god damn it....

I SEE THAT MEANS ALL THE ANAL YOU CAN HAVE AND POUND THAT PUSSY AS HARD AS YOU WANT FUCK IT GET A JACKHAMMER STRAP A HORSE DILDO ON THAT BITCH AND DRILL HER ASS HOLE TILL THE BITCH FEELS SOMETHING

>>600973119
whoa, there.

>>600972950
Rumours get around faggot.

People always find out I've cheated before. I've moved away from my home town. People find shit out if they need to.

>>600969175
>>600970298
>please 4chan I want to be a meme xD

>>600972844
Her fam has money. theyll take care of all that shit onces she gets released from the hospital. This only happened a week ago.

>>600973042
lol I swear I didnt hit her. Id be in fucking jail if I did. Ill admit as much pleasure as Im taking in her pain now, I was scared as fuck when it happened.

>>600967106
leave her?
you get to fuck her holes now without a single complaint.
plus, you get to cum in her neck hole.

>>600968813
this is very true

>>600968846
>+1
upboate for you m'lady

>>600973216
you people live in sad little worlds. I live in the middle of a major metropolitan area and i never seen the same people twice.

>>600967106
Clear cache, install update 1, 2 and 3. Patch it up

>>600973249
>Her fam has money. theyll take care of all that shit onces she gets released from the hospital. This only happened a week ago.
Great. They can pay me to do it. And I seriously will do it all. I don't even care, if I'm getting paid to, I'll paint her toenails and make her forget she's functionally dead. I'll be your cabbage girlfriend's butler.

>>600973251
>you get to cum in her neck hole.
Ahh, it's called a neck vagina fool

>>600972659
tits or GTFO

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>>600972273
>She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.

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>>600973217

Confirmed HOMOFUCK BITCH

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Wheelchair doesn't seem that bad

It is good that OP understands that he can't deal with this and is dumping her so she can get on with her life.
if OP was a shit bag he'd just put her in a back room and start cashing her disability checks to buy weed.

>>600967106
>>600967285

samefag

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Hmm let's see...

Timestamp?
None

Verdict:
OP is a gigantic faggot.
> pic related

>>600967106
how many times is that bitch goin to break her neck?

>>600973554
this nigga was the only nigga who was still left out of a job when the recession ended

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>>600968225
all my lel

you can fuck her whenever you want, thats pretty rad

>>600967106
you should at least fuck her for her last time

>>600973811
I've got a job. I'm always looking for better jobs. I work in a nursing home, and home health care is a far cushier position when it's you and one patient. I'll take one sack of potatoes to 13 bitchy grannies any day.

FUCK HER HOLEs WITH A JACKHAMMER

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>>600972273

>She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.

this thread made it worth lurking /b/ friday night

>>600972273
>She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.


God god man. How did she react ? what did you do.

>>600972725
>90% of people

source please?
oh thats right, you have none

>>600967106
It depends on how you two really feel about eachother. If she truly cared for you, she would be pushing for you to leave her. "You don't have to waste your life with me." Things like that. If this just happened, she probably needs you for support, but as time passes she will reach this conclusion. Stick it out for a few months and she might bring it up OP. If she doesn't, then I have to wonder how much she cared in the first place.

>>600969298
then you're in a fuckin' pickle aren't you kid? you had the chance to get out easy and you didn't.. now it's either A. care for her the rest of your life or B. dump her and be forever known as a cunt

>>600972844
OP, this Mexican is willing to help.

OP THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT HOW GOOD IS SHE AT ASTROPHYSICS

Saw her legs off while she sleeps

>>600973721
How do you know?

>>600967106

Poor girl. One little span of life in an infinite universe and you have to spend it trapped to a wheelchair

>>600974522
Why?

>>600974510
OP won't even need to worry about another /b/tard dirtying his rotisserie chicken, I only like DD cups and latex.

>>600974632
Wouldn't it be funny?

>>600974605
i.. i really think i would kill myself after reading this if that happened to me

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>>600974515
That is too fucking funny.

more pics of before

>>600974267

She was knocked out. I called an ambulance, what the fuck do you mean "what did you do?" like I was making some fucking amazing-bomb-ass macaroni and cheese passed down 5 generations with secret ingredients "what did you do" like what the fuck nigger, are you retarded?

get the fuck out of my thread.

>>600974742
I dont get the joke, splain plz

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>>600973456
Dude that's how I feel on here all the time. I live in Manhattan and reading how these hick plebs live gives me the shivers

>pic related OP

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>>600972273
> She slipped on some ice and hit her neck on a deep curb. Best part is it happened as she was storming out making a scene after an argument we had.

> toppest kek

>>600974870
I don't get it either. I'm stumped. :3

>>600972725
>ask 90% of people if they want to go out with someone in a wheel chair and they'll say no.

This is purely anecdotal but my girlfriend is a paralyzed girl (waist down). And she always estimated the number closer to 50-60%.

She said when she was active on an online dating site (where we met) a little under half of all the guys who looked at her profile would message her. Granted many of those guys could have been looking for a simple hookup or novelty fuck but still, she said she was extremely surprised how many actually messaged her.

>>600974870
It wasnt a joke, wouldn't it be entertaining to saw her legs off? What if shes awake?<3

>>600967106
parking is no longer a problem! think about it.

>>600967299
This must happen so frequently at Walmart

>>600974767
I agree

>>600975085
Would be interesting to see her reaction if she was awake during, knowing she couldnt feel it

>>600974047
nigga this aint aol. Lets see them tits though.

>>600972273
You're a fucking piece of shit, too bad it didn't happen to you instead you fucking cunt.

>>600974800

you should have recorded it on your phone to make a "wasted" gif

>>600967298
I doubt it's the sex. Who would want to take care of someone like that? It'd be like having a kid

>>600967260
underrated post, because of under aged fags.

>>600975326
>nigga this aint aol
Nigga's gotta eat. Bitch needs help.

>>600974985

So it's your fault?

>>600975351
white knight harder faggot.

Dont be jelly OP had a hot ass gf and doesnt give a fuck about her now that shes broken.

nigga is alpha as fuck you little bitch boy

>>600975545
Femanon detected, tits or get the fuck out!

>>600967106

Fuck her in the vagina. Cum inside her. Get her pregnant. Then enjoy the fucked up spectacle that will be a pregnant paralyzed chick.

>>600975008
Take it from a guy marrying a pretty fat girl he met on a dating site.. Guys are thirsty as fuckkk. Even when I step outside to smoke when me n the lady are at bar, I'll come back and there will be a dude lurking right there ready to pounce.... Smh

>>600975008

Pics of your crippled cunt NAO

moar pics

>>600967106
>How the fuck do I go about dumping this veggie ?
what do you mean "how"? you just dump her
the only reason you're asking is you wanna balance the overt one-sided single-reason breakup with some damage control
that is not possible
you know how the thing you want to do is going to sound
for the rest of her life, she will say "my boyfriend left me after I became paralyzed" and to everyone who hears about it either from you or her or anyone, you'll be the villain in that story
but you are a coward, or a dick, or whatever, and you don't have the balls to stay with her in the time when she most needs the people closest to her
you will not get out of this with your dignity, or with people's respect, or without blame
and that's the way it ought to be
you just have to bite the bullet on this one
the difficult, painful, shameful breakup and all the negative consequences for however long they'll follow you
that's all yours to take
and that's the only thing you can do
you're not getting out of this with your balls intact
might as well lay them on the anvil now and get the hammer blow over with
enjoy the life god gave you
faggot

>>600967106
wheel her into nearest body of water

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>>600968225
>"you're with your people now"
my sides have transcended into the fourth dimension

>>600969643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fcvq-adFodo

>>600967106
At least ass fuck her first, shell never know what's habbening

>>600976121
Not happening faggot. I'm in an extremely happy relationship and not a shithead like OP. I won't post my baby online for your satisfaction.

>>600976566
see
>>600968225

>>600975008
My girls a double amputee and dudes still come up to her all the fucking time.

She's pretty and really fun so that's part of it, but mostly it comes down to them getting off on the amputee aspect of it. It's fucking weird.

So thing is, guys are guys and will still wanna fuck them if they are hot and then there are the ones that have that weird ass fetish. I'd say only 25% would say no.

>>600976473
But she's crippled for fucks sake!

>>600976619
>>600976902
both u faggs

make w the pix now

>>600976473
you sound like a total dipshit. you owe nothing to the woman, only to yourself. leave her. if people want to judge you, who gives a shit. you wont be the one looking after a cripple.

>>600973655
Dick or GTFO? Fuck up newfag

>>600967106
Stale pasta is stale

>>600977766
newfag is new.
>2010+5
>not reverse image searching.

>>600977407
I ain't no cuck, faggot. My girl is MY girl. No way in hell I'm posting her shit on this site.

OP your an asshole, that beautiful woman should stand up for her self and find a new man. One who will love her for the obedient vegetable she is.

>>600973693
fuck off with this bullshit, faggot

>>600971227
lol, youre such a faggot

>>600977414
>morality dont real
>only self interest matters
you ever thought about getting therapy for those psychopathic tendencies?
alternatively just kill yourself since clearly you're not the type of person whose existence is a positive to anyone else or the world

>>600977994

>stand up

Kek

>>600975007
Go back to tumblr.

>>600978415
>not understanding what psychopathic means

>>600978593
It makes you made to make bad jokes? Oh shit, I am going to do that every chance I get, now.

>>600975008

Paralyzed from the waist down. Perhaps you are right, but what about from the neck down, wont that affect the % of guys willing to do her versus waist down?

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>>600968225

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I believe this post belongs in /pol/.
by the way you should have broken up a long time ago if something like this turns you against her like this.
by the way fuck you she needs you. why the fuck would you break up with someone at their hardest times.

>>600978415
morality is social construct shit head. you want to let yourself be guilted by other people to do things? go ahead.

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>>600978844
Double dubs.
>>600968225
fucking shit

>>600968778
>dirty searches on her vagoogle
sides orbital

>>600978760
Maybe you should detour for an English class first.

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>>600978605
since you're a faggot who deserves to be put in his place I challenge you right now to explain what psychopathy is and why the traits I mentioned don't fit

go on, I'll wait

have fun with the creeping realization that you're wrong and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about and everyone is laughing at you on the internet and saying your penis is small

>>600979419
This is great, I don't even have to keep trying to troll you.

>>600979106
what you're feeling is normal, my friend
you're just a normal psychopath
don't worry, you can get help with this
you are not alone

>>600977973
>Reverse image searching
You know you can change the scaling of the photo in photoshop right?

>>600979467
btw I'll know if you wikipedia this shit

>>600968528
Fuck that

>>600979117
>>600979723

Just love her forever, she needs you and you need her.

>>600968710
>whats the problem?
that shit in her neck?

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>>600980262
it's the mystical fourth hole anon!
>dispose of mayo in the mouth
>dirty vagoogle searches
>poking the brown eye
>stuffing the stoma
>she coughs up your lukewarm man blast in public
>"oh mai gawd i hate mucus coming out my hole"
>mfw

>>600973693
Stop your ugliness and fuck off

>>600967106
Link her to the thread you autist.

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>>600967792
i kekkled

I wouldn't even give a reason why you're breaking up with her. Everyone will know why you left her regardless of whatever excuse you give them. No point in wasting your time to explain it.

Great bait OP

This thread is most probably fake, way to many cripple thread lately.

>>600980930
agreed.

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>tfw no qt3.14 paralyzed gf

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>>600967106
Take her to a wheelchair fight and bet everything you have on the other fighter. Then you leave her for the ring girls.

>>600981720
>acquire gf
>drug
>stab in spine multiple times
>leave her in woods
>FendForYourselfHoe.jpg
>find grill 2 weeks later
>"omg anon i missed you idk what happened comfort me"
>be with her in her time of need
>paralyzed qt3.14 gf on your dick for life
>fuck her like you fucked your gumby doll as a child

>>600976473

I couldn't have said it better myself.

DONT WORRY OP
If you end up having sex with her atleast she will be wheely good at it!

>>600982571
Not with that attitude

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>>600976505

take her out to dinner.

>>600982664
I kek'd

>>600967106
Lift her out of her wheel chair and throw her on the ground. Leave her there until she dies. Then place her back in her wheel chair and roll her down a hill. They will think she lost control of her wheel chair and died of natural causes. Get some pity pussy out of her family members and move on.

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>>600967106
There's a new series starting. You know what to do.

http://www.breathecast.com/articles/battlebots-news-abc-picks-up-robot-tournament-series-24615/

>>600974767
Only you couldn't.