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>Bad Dragon Thread
How many of you have dragon dildos or vaginas?
What do you think of them?
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bump for interest
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>>600874857
Id love to get them, but I hear they are prone to tearing.
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I'm real interested in one of the fleshlights. I've heard people say they're really good quality despite (or because of) the furfaggotry, better than the actual fleshlights.
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Wouldnt the spikes hurt? And usually reptiles have hidden parts usually just a slit.
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>>600875473
>implying you wouldn't tear up that wolf pussy
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>>600874857
Some fedora faggot makes dragon sex shit
>only on 4chin would someone fucking want one.
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>>600874857
yiff in hell furfags
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I own 3 Peens
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>>600874857
>blue dragon body with pink vagina lips
>Natural
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Certified furfag here. Ask away, cunts.
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Got two dildos - a Fenrir and an unflared Chance - and a Natascha. Love all three of them.
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>>600874857
Love the vaginas, especially the Hazel dog pussy, also have a medium Razor and small Cole, but not a fan of dildos after I tore my sphincter and bled for days by taking the knot too soon.

Real dog is better of course
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>>600876329
>Are you a Boy or a Girl?.gif
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picture is a couple years old, I own about 13 now.
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>>600876329
>>600876424
>>600876511
Tell us about your dog pussies anons. I was looking at getting a Natascha (or a Hazel). Is it worth the price? Does it even compare to just using your hand?
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>>600876511
>real dog
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>>600874857
I don't have any. I would like a Hazel but is too expensive.
I have real animals to fuck instead.
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>>600876646

Also, only penetrable I own is the fox butt, it's pretty nice.
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I have a real dog but it's a male. And right now, fake dog pussy is cheaper than buying a second (but female) dog.
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>>600877084
what's it like cumming in a fake fox butt?
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>>600876822
I have both, Hazel feels nicer to me, and it stays put on my dick if I let go of it while I'm on my back in bed. It's cool because I can just leave it there, browse the web on my laptop for 30 minutes and have my own sloppy seconds afterwards! But if you have a really small penis Natascha is probably a better fit, because Hazel is quite large. Both of them make me cum more than twice as fast as just using my hand.

It's well worth having them if you take the time to warm them up in hot water first, but I still use my hand a lot of the time because it takes less time to prepare.

Another fantasy of mine is to get a male dog to share them with, there's not nearly enough bad-dragon dog porn out there!
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>>600877359


It's very tight, the texture is a but that just might be my abused cock having lost a bit of feeling. All in all it's amazing to put it on a mattress, pile a couple pillows on it so you can lay on it and pound it. Truthfully it does feel better than real anal...
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>>600877919

sorry I meant to say the texture is a bit lacking. I'm a bit high on valium and vicodin right now due to a recent injury.
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>>600877150
ooh, is he intact? Did you let him try the bad-dragon pussy?
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>>600876822
>I was looking at getting a Natasch
I wouldn't know. I don't like dog pussy. Fleshlights cost 40$, and are easy to clean.. Bad dragons penetrables are 150$+ and can't be inverted for easy cleaning and are prone to tearing.. but I guess if you REALLY want to cum into a 150$ cup, be my guest.
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>>600877756
Damn, that makes it a really hard decision.

I think Natascha looks a bit better.
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>>600878476
Hazel is a more accurate recreation of canine pussy, both inside and outside.
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>>600878376
The silicone is way more durable than the fleshlight cyberskin though, you can throw your expensive dog pussy in the dishwasher or in a pot of boiling water to clean and sterilize it. Most of the time I just rinse it out with steaming hot tap water, my old fleshlight was much harder to maintain with corn starch and all that stuff.
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>>600878264
Don't have the dog pussy yet. Soon(tm)
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>>600878621
>a more accurate recreation of canine pussy
>inside

These guys are really full-blown zoophiles aren't they?
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>>600877756
Is there *any* bad dragon porn out there? I would be interested to see such a thing.
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>>600878987
I am. I don't know if the bd people are.
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>>600878987

Life is short, so I like to take my dick sight seeing.
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ITT
>Disgraceful human beings called "furries"
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>>600879180
haha
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>>600879024

http://videos.toypics.net/

tons of BD porn there.
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>>600879208
What's worse, having sex with plastic objects shaped differently and with that underlying taboo tone, or actually having sex with animals?
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>>600876329
When did you realize that you would never get a person to have sex with you? Did this directly affect you mindset when buying those prices of rubber?
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>>600879325
>train dog to bring condom during heat
all of my unf
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>>600879445
The part where you want to have set with animals. Fake or real
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I use the Yellow one
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>>600879699
Sex*
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>>600879719
>colored human vaginas
casual-tier faggot shit. if you're going full autist, get the proper one.
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>>600879024
If you search beastforum for "fleshlight" you'll find some pictures at least.

Here's a janine dragon pussy, i really wish there was a video of it
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>>600879699
But anon, humans ARE animals. :^)
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4 dildos and they are the best
Gonna get a dukebutt next
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>>600879927


I have a gay bronie friend who owns the big mac one.
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>>600879948
I like this fleshlight one too
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>>600880127
What about imaginary creatures like your dragons?
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>>600879948
>>600880258
UNF more?
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>>600879948
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>>600880575
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>>600880653
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>>600880586
>>600880653
Is this OC?
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>>600879948
>>600880586
>>600880653
>>600880832
>>600880258

Why do people do this?
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>>600880832
Most pocket pussies are simply too short for dogs, they end up poking out the other end. In case you were wondering, female dogs are really deep to accommodate the entire shaft + knot

>>600881002
sorry no it's from beastforum from a couple years back
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>>600881192
Attention
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>>600879180
This.

I love zoophiles and furfags (I'm both); infinitely more interesting to talk to and I prefer their company over boring normalfag scum.
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>>600881265
Most large breeds dogs have a bigger cock than a human.

;^) captcha: rrtie
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>>600881192
Any good owner wants to give their dogs treats to train and bond with them, this particular treat is extra healthy and enjoyable! If you just give them food rewards all the time they get fat and lazy!
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>>600880586
>>600880653
>>600880832

What am I looking at
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>>600878884
Fair enough. It's your money, afterall.
>>600876646
Yeesh.. couldn't even clean up your desk before posting?

>>600879549
I use these with my boyfriend regularly. Hence the rope and massagers.
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>>600881640
one of these inside one of those other things
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>>600881432
This is a recession in genetics right here. Going BACK to having see with everything. There are emotions and there is reason. This person strictly thinks with emotion and it shows.
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You masturbate your dog with a dragon fleshlight.
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>>600881432

I haven't actually fucked any animals yet, but me and my gf but a LOT of miles on our box of dragon dildos. We constantly talk about having sex with real animals though, and that's one of our goals is to somehow get fucked my mini-horses (because we aren't suicidal) and large dogs, etc.
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I can't say that I've thought to jack my dog off.
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>>600881784
> claiming significant other to seem less loanly
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>>600874857
I prefer Exotic Erotics, but I did just order a custom tentacle from them and some cum lube. Thinking of getting a toy with a cum tube and a couple others, but wanted to make sure everything went smoothly.
Frisky Beast is shit, though.
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>>600881784

That pic was originally taken off the cuff for a friend, wasn't intended to post elsewhere, which is why I've cut out my steam name, so yeah I didn't clean my desk that day.
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And after seeing all the zoophile pics, abandoning thread. I really shouldn't have posted to begin with. There is a fine lime between fantasy toys and actually fucking a dog. Bye dogfuckers.
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>>600882010
Most dogs are neutered in USA and have pretty much zero sex drive. It's different in Europe where most dogs are intact and horny like you wouldn't believe
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>>600878987
Bad Dragon hosts a website dedicated to molesting animals (Herpy.net) and one of their staff gave a blowjob to a dolphin, so I would assume yes.
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>>600882063
>loanly
>dorito-fingered teenager or pilled out junkie confirmed
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>>600882344
I haven't neutered my dog. I feel that, as a male, somebody chopping my balls off simply because they're too lazy to properly train or leash their dog is abhorrent.
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>>600882306
pfff you'll come around to it eventually, they all do.
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>>600882631
Holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
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>>600882551
Great! Hopefully the first seed has been planted for some male bonding in the future :)
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>>600882631
>that blue tentacle
I...I hope that's not the one I bought second hand from someone, and it just looks exactly like it....
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>>600881992
I have never been more jealous in my life!

I'm pretty damn happy you and your gf have a really good sex life - brings a tear to my eye.

I have an ex that was into it and we would take turns letting German shepherds fuck us.

Too bad she was a psycho otherwise. Glad she's gone.

My wife won't do anything fun in the bed.
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>>600882631
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>>600882758
Is that your dog? I love huskies, just don't think I could own one after being spoiled with a shepherd and their less-assholish demeanor.
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Instructions were unclear.
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>>600874857
Why dont you just use a real vagina?
Its great fun getting sweaty and hearing
the moans, and heavy breathingas you both orgasm
warm bodies touching etc..
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>>600882306
You protest too much.

It's okay - you're completely anonymous here. You can tell us about your fantasies... nobody will ever find out, so who gives a shit?

Live a little, for the love of god...
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>>600883065
Because I have a hard time finding a real dragon you fuck.
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>>600882893

Sometimes you gotta sacrifice fun for stability.

My gf ain't exactly a perfect 10 though, diabetic and not a whale but she has a few extra pounds around the waist.

I'm super jealous that you actually got a dog to fuck you, what was it like?
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>>600883065
Go away normie.

CHAD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>600882631
>those two tiny ones in the middle
Why did I laugh so hard
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>>600882344
>>600882758
Do you "bond" with your own dog?
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>>600883009
Has there been any stories about people losing bad-dragon dildos up their butt and having to visit the ER? I bet that would be real fun to explain
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>>600874857
I have no bad dragon toys and have no desire to own one but I am considering getting an on a hole of some sort. Can any of you dogfuckers enlighten me on what makes a good one? Materials, brand, aize, style, reusability, ease of cleaning/care, durability, and all that. I have questions and if anyone has answers I figure it would be you guys.
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>>600882919
GSDs are neurotic. I have one now and have had many before her.
Huskies are good, not assholes just stubborn sometimes. I've had many and more of them too.
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>>600882631
>no chance
fucking casual
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>>600881841
Never did I sign up or agree to use reason in all situations.

You adhere to reason and eschew emotion; that's your fucking problem, not mine.

Reasoning is just a tool in the toolbox - quit patting yourself on the back.
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>>600877756
Thanks for your answers, anon. Is it possible to fuck those sleeves "hands free" ?
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>>600883299
Dragons dont exist, if they did they are long gone
>>600883329
What do you mean normie? Just leave the
basement and go fuck something real
I have sex quite often, its not that hard
just dont be a dipshit and youll get your dick
sucked at least
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>>600883635

see

>>600877919
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>>600883560
Clearly the answer is to race-mix.
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>>600883635
I haven't tried but they are pretty grippy when they're not lubed so if you stuff them down the crack between mattresses or in the couch pillows, I'm sure they'd stay put

But if you lay on your back, only the Hazel will stay on my dick, the Natascha (and Mary) models quickly slide off my dick if i let go because they are so tight
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>>600883493


I haven't lost one in there yet, but if your ass is loose enough to fit the larger models in with no problem, chances are you can just reach your hand in there and pull it out.
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>>600883790
Thanks man, missed it.
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>>600883746
>dragons dont exist
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>>600883746
So seeing that dragons don't exist, what's the problem with buying a dragon vagina? Especially if that's what you want to fuck.
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>>600882631
That's gotta be thousands of dollars worth of quality dildo right there. Clearly this guy is living the dream
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>>600883913
I've seen some very Sexy husky shepherd mixes.
I do like my shepherd, being neurotic makes them behave very well off leash.
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>>600874857
wow its rare to see a thread like this often. i just got my extra large Ridley today with a bullet vibrator.
Already had a tucker before so hopefully this will be a better experience
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>>600883913
mulatto shepherd/huskies are so awesome
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>>600884113
Yeah a bearded dragon does, but not the ones
that you freaks want

>>600884140
The problem is you need to go get laid. its really
not that hard, i can give you some tips if you want
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>>600884240
I won't lie and say my shepherd isn't neurotic. Especially when I leave the house.But I know he'd never run off.

Related to thread: Do you jack your dog off?
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>>600884380
we've got plenty of tips in this thread
see
>>600882631
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I wanna let you guys in on a (well known?) secret. The best lube for these things I've found is J-Lube. Fuck the cum lube. And don't let the fact that you have to mix it scare you, I can make up a small batch for a quick session in ~1 minute. plus you can make it as thick or as thin as you like.

You're welcome.
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>>600883326
It was me, her and three German shepherds (who were brothers).

It was an all-out ORGY that lasted like 5 hours...

Since all three were VERY experienced with fucking humans, it was absolute god tier; it wasn't sloppy, awkward, mindless fucking like you see in zoo videos.

They would wrap their arms around you and fuck you nice and slow, while licking your ears... Fuck, I'm horny.

What was hotter is that they loved cum. If I came in my gf's mouth, all three sheps would tackle her and forcibly lick my cum out of her mouth.

If one of them came in my ass, the other two brothers would forcibly shove their tongues deep in my ass to get it all out.

Fucked for hours and not one drop of cum hit the ground. I can't blame them; their cum was absolutely delicious. Tasted like hot chicken broth.
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>>600884507
I always have girls. I do fuck them. And my mares.
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>>600883299
This.
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>>600884689
instant boner, god damn I need a male dog
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>>600884380
I can and do get laid, there's nothing wrong with indulging in fantasies of you have the money.
I'm not debating that the dragon vag feels better than a real person because it doesn't, but toys are the only thing that lets me go full force when I feel like it.
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>>600884689

How did you find these dogs to do this?

That's hot as fuck though!

Also I think most dogs like cum, I haven't fucked any animals but I have jacked off while a dog licks my cock a couple times, and they always lick up the cum like it was the nectar of the gods.
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>>600885017
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This thread gives me the fear.
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>>600885481
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>>600884758
I end up alternating, male/female. The place I'm at is already "ehhh" that I have a giant german shepherd, getting another one would drive them nuts.

Some day.
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>>600885481
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>>600885017
I have a fleshlight that i bought about 4 years
ago, ive used it maybe 10 times. I usually just
ask for a bj or sex and get it.
The best part is the third day of her period
i can cum inside her, and its not messy,
I just put a towel down under her just in case
fun times :)
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>>600885163
Personals ad on Beastforum.

A guy (turned out to be a doctor - god DAMN do rich people party hard and are into deviant shit...that's right up my alley) put up an ad that he wanted to watch his three German sheps fuck a hot guy - while he filmed it.

I stayed there for three days, getting fucked. Drugs, alcohol, the works. I miss it so badly...

We became friends, and so some months later, I brought a zoo-curious gf over.

There were plenty of orgies - he invited bunches of people to come over and get fucked. Hell, I loved to watch, too. Especially when it was someone's first time. Those moans...
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>>600885619
I own my own house on 5 acres so I can have whatever I want.
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>>600885163
You just train them, like any other task. Most people who do it have a specific room set out for fun times, so their dogs don't go randomly fucking all over the house.

I just haven't had the balls (kek) to do it.
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>>600884689
This is now a spiderman thread.
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>>600885988
Get lost, Alex.
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>>600886064
Who the fuck is alex?
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>>600885791

I am now terminally envious. Good job.
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>>600885854
>have whatever I want
;^) So how does one go about loving their bitches?
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>>600886064
Alex wouldn't spam a zoo thread with spidee.
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>>600885988
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>>600885791
I miss the good old days when nobody ever got prosecuted for fucking dogs, it's probably much harder to find cool people through those personals now that the whole world knows about BF :/
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>>600886367
There was a 1% chance it'd be him.

He certainly floods sfur with Spider-Man.

I rolled the dice.
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>>600886367
Lol, I'm GT not alex.
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>>600885988
Dubs confirm. This is now spiderman thread.
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>>600886526
Yeah... late 90s, early 2000s were awesome. So many people didn't even know sex with animals happened. All of my hookups back then were over IRC.

Remarkably, the hookup I got on Beastforum happened in 2007; kinda risky, but fuck it.
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>>600886329
Get a bitch, become friends with her. Get her accustomed to being touched everywhere. Don't put fingers inside though.
Wait until her second heat for that.
If she is willing continue from there.
Never force it hurt her though.
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>>600886988
Thanks again for sharing though! I'm certain you've made several new people curious about it :)
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>>600879445
what's the taboo tone?
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>>600886280
Search for hookups. If I can score big, so can you!
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>>600887500
gonna go out on a limb and say it's having sex with animal dicks
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>>600887358
My pleasure! Thanks for listening!
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>>600874857
wait a second, those are all the same just different colors
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>>600879719
those aren't even special or anything, they just made some regular ones with different colors, come on anon, they're ripping you off
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I have to say as a zoo, not a beast I don't agree with random hookups.
Animals should be loved and cared for not whored out to anyone that wants to fuck one.
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>>600887026
Seems pretty natural, to be honest.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9uOA5fgL2M
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>A Sydney psychologist has been banned from practicing for a decade after he encouraged a female patient to have sex with a dog.

>The pair began a sexual relationship in September 2011 which took place in his offices and in secluded public places. In December 2011, the HCCC said Dawes began encouraging the woman to engage in bestiality by having sex with dogs by sending her emails and images about the topic.

>Three months later Dawes was found to have "facilitated, participated and watched" his client have sex with a dog.

http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/sydney-psychologist-banned-after-he-encouraged-female-patient-to-have-sex-with-a-dog-20150227-13r3x0.html
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>>600888369
You can do both.

I love and adore my wife, treating her with kindness and respect at all times.

But, the strippers I've fucked in my 20s? Blew a load and didn't call them back.

Am I a womanizer or a devoted husband?

You can have random zoo hookups and still be a loving zoophile.
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Speaking of bad-dragon porn, i just realized https://www.beastforum.com/showtopic-252315.html has a series of pictures of a german shepherd taking a giant dragon cock vaginally
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>>600888936
What's the best place for hookups atm?
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>>600889011
Can you post some pics?
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>>600889063
No idea. I'm not active anymore.

I have friends that have scored by going to furry conventions and meeting people who ended up being zoo - and those people shared their animals.
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>>600889157
They're a bit too explicit, give me a sec and you'll find them an eight ch dot net /zoo/
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>>600889715
Great, send the thread number when possible
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>>600888936
Sure I've had lots of one night stands with girls too.
But I didn't find them by ab advert from someone saying come fuck my girl.
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THIS IS ONE LEWD THREAD
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>>600890334
You haven't gone to bsdm sites.
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>>600889715
I can't wait to see this... haven't jerked off in like 2 days.
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>>600890428
No I haven't.
I'm not interested in that.
And the girls being pimped out on those sites know what they are doing. It's a choice that they have made.
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>>600890334
I've had men invite me to fuck their wives and girlfriends many times.

I don't bother with the morality of it all; I'm chiefly concerned with having fun.

I'm not asking you to change your views; it's obvious we have different ideas about sex, love and relationships and we'll just leave it at that.
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>>600890869
Pretty sure the dogs know what they are doing too.

They usually bite if they don't like stuff.
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i walked into this thread mildly curious... now though... i just can't even
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>>600890462
eight ch dot net/zoo/res/1391.html
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>>600891483
Wow!! This is glorious!
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What are some god tier zoo sites?
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>>600890958
I'm zoo, the sort of stuff your talking about is bestiality.
There is quite a difference between the two.
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>>600891483
top unf
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>>600892068
as far as fresh content goes, beastforum is the place everything new gets posted. Downloading it is a pain in the ass though, there's a two minute wait between files that increases by 20 seconds for each additional download, and most videos are split into 9mb segments, so you can spend hours trying to grab a 200mb video.

If you're new to bestiality and want to grab a giant video collection right away, check out beasttracker.net. You can register your account with a fake email and they have hundreds of GBs of classic commercial porn.
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>>600892123
I've had loving, deep, meaningful relationships with animals.

I guess that counts for nothing.

I guess I can't watch zoo porn, either; it exploits animals and none of the people in the videos are zoophiles; no zoophile would upload videos of their beloved for other men to jerk off to.

I guess you can't have sex with an animal unless you have deep love and are in a relationship with them.

My mistake.
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>>600892762
>no zoophile would upload videos of their beloved for other men to jerk off to.

You've never been to an amateur tube site.
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