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Can we have a choices thread
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>>600762042
infinite boner
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>>600762042
Bump
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>>600762172
infinite boner
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>>600762188
BumP
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>>600762188
escape from prison
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>>600762293
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If there's anything I could have, anything I want in this life, it's simply to be loved.
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>>600762042
Infinite power, so i would have the other 3 at will
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>>600762188
Nicola Tesla. I would walk out of there a genius
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>>600762042
Knowledge, with this I can have power easily
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>>600763637
Bump
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>>600763637
Any lurkers?
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>>600763843
Lurkers?
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>>600762188
This seemed pretty obvious to me.
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>>600764299
Anyone?
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>>600764299
Lurkin
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>>600764299
>>600764495
reporting in
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>>600764299
A all day
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>>600764553
K
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>>600764675
Ok
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>>600764761
Respekt
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>>600764495
FIRE BITCH
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>>600764495
THE FLAME BITCH
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>>600765240
keep em coming
>>600764495
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>>600765440
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>>600765607
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Last one
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Non existence What are You?
This faggot?
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>>600765921
wtf?
nooooooooooooooooo
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There is no god and we all get the last one.
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I've got a couple tucked away
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>>600767394
last one
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Rolling across
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>>600762042
<you can't explain your reasoning on anything that isn't already a universal truth

and that means...?
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>>600767266
ralling
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>>600765607
I would totally adopt Billy and his bear and raise him to become the most badass fucking zombie slaying viking ever.
Fucking action squad with Jesus, Billy and Steve, and Shifty the hobo
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>>600767553
you couldn't explain something that we don't already know, like germ theory or gravity
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>>600764299
im here
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>>600764299

A master race
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>>600762188
Pen.
Yard.
Goal Post.
Phone.
Guitar.
Books.
Computer.
Fridge.
Barbell/Bench
Water Heater.
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>>600762042
Infinite Knowledge
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>>600762042
Those are all shitty choices. True knowledge is power, but it is also a burden. Eternal childhood is stupid. Eternal love is lame. Infinite power would get so fucking boring. Forever death is too fedora, therefor lame. Realistically God wouldn't grant any of these "powers" to people.
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>>600767339
Optus all the way
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>>600767722
I think I'd still take that. I would be on par with experts on everything when it came to expressing ideas and then in my own head I would have an ultimate understanding of the universe. Of course I would die one day, but so what I'm already going to die now. My family would be well off, my children would be very informed and intelligent, and I would never fall for any elaborate ruses. i would be a master at memeology.
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>>600768257
I would take the burden of knowledge. I don't even care about power really. I just like to understand.
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>>600764957
Party bag for sure
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>>600762410
Gruel
Youth 16/30 Left
Dentist 13/30 Left
Kitchen 7/30 Left
Cool Gym 1/30
Monthly Supply of Multi-Vitamins 0/30 Left
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>>600767339
amilia
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>>600762042
Infinite power.
Work for public knowledge and scientific expansion as well as fix unnecessary pollution. also resume where Hitler left off.
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>>600762042
I like when these include a realistic one.
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>>600769011
I'd take the power and kill you just because I could. You'd see it coming and yet could do nothing to stop me because that's the nature of the wording
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>>600764299
i dated a type A before. she was a lot of fun but the relationship didn't work out in the end. I'm gonna have to go with C on this one.
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>>600768713
If you knew everything and still allowed yourself to die, then you're just a lazy asshole. I'd pick it as well but then I'd use the knowledge to prolong my own life, and then attain some of the other powers.
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>>600767457
definitely orr. I would love to leave this world for a while (as edgy as that may sound). I want to explore the universe.
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>>600763637
>Big Bertha. Gonna kill her anyway.
>Crowbars are very effective as long as I'm not fighting a horde. Which case I'll pull a Mythbusters and just sprint through them.
>Humvee
>Shopping Mall
>Ipod Nano
>Food Supplies

Finished with an extra 10 points.
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>>600762042
OP Non-existence implies that the atoms that create you are still in the universe.
Does this mean that if any atom of your body is consumed or injected into another living thing they will die as you can not have any part of you be sentient at all? If so you become the most potent poison in existence. this also applies to the atoms of your last breath as they were once a part of you. this gas would disperce through the air killing people. pretty cool OP
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>>600770036
>tires to kill a person that knows everything
>thinks they don't know a way to stop you

Also the wording is "pretty much" and then a list of things you can do with your power. A loophole that is sure to be exploited by someone that knows everything.

Have fun killing the clone I made of myself while the technological horrors i conceive of destroy your shit.
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>>600770284
well of course I would try to live but I can't count on that. I only get to choose one power so that's what I chose. Did you ever think that maybe we are supposed to die? Everything that lives must die, it's the way it goes.
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>>600764299

Who is the best girl here, and why is it B?
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>>600762042
Infinite knowledge
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>>600763843
Another Life.
Themes: Reincarnation, Melancholy.
Bonuses: Love Interest. Dragalong. Fellowship
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>>600770958
B is the absolute worst choice.
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>>600762042
Knowledge
>>600762188
Tv,Water heater,internet,garden,mdma/lsd, 22 gril,doge, booze,videa
>>600764495
the circle
>>600764820
Fight mentor
>>600765092
Holmes
>>600767394
Adventure
>>600767457
aden
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>>600762042
Really conflicted between Eternal Love and Infinite Power...
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>>600765240
Roll
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>>600764299
C for me
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>>600762410
gym, vidya, youth
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>>600762042
I fucking love these threads.
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>>600764299
A would be a lot of fun and the low maintenance part is nice. but girls like this IRL tend to have issues so It will lead to stress in the long run and will probably cause the relationship to fail. B is not my type at all. C is the best. a loyal thoughtful woman with a good job and a good cook hell yeah.
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>>600770036
That's what you would do? Just kill people? Real imaginative. Though you would have power to do almost anything, you would still have to rely on others to provide food, shelter, medicine, etc. You can still die.
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>>600764299
C's description just made me feel really sad
Described the one that got away for me

Oh well can't cry over spilled milk
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>>600771220
That would be C. The clingy girls who desperately need attention or get depressed are not fun at all and I had the unfortunate luck of dating three of them. Never again, thank you.
And B is just the right speed for me.
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>>600765240
roll
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>>600762042
eternal love, and i would chose the god who gives these gifts, and use it to gain immortality, knowlege without restraint and become a demigod [if only out of insecurity] with a god wifu. i would raise up humanity to populate the stars and share counseousness and life, and living with all thing and tilt to a bright and unknown future of maximum possibility. I would rule with a firm but fair hand and free will would exist for the most part.
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>>600772541
Every woman is like that you faggot, just got to deal with it.
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>>600764957
I had that same dagger for a while. Broke it sadly.
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>>600770954
So, you have infinite knowledge, and you're content to just accept death because of some tacky little aphorism? That is probably the most retarded shit ever.

People die because the ability of our cells to replicate properly degrades over time. If you can come up with a solution to that you'd live forever, barring some tragedy. Tragedy that could be averted in other ways. If you were that smart, you could pretty much do anything you wanted. The entire universe is open do you. We're not just talking about modern inventions and discoveries. We're talking about any technological advancement ever, and you understand it fully. So what if you can't communicate it with people? Build an army of robot servers, you know exactly how to build and program them. You already know the easiest way to get money, you know everything.

Get imaginative with this ffs
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>>600772843
>Every woman is like that
>being this retarded
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>>600762042
Infinite knowledge. It could potentially become all five of them rolled into one.
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>>600765240
rall
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>>600772541
they all have bad sides but C just seems like it will work out best in the long run for me. i could never date an art student and I've dated A types before and they get old.
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>>600769108
seconded
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>>600773638
Every woman is a narcissistic emotional minded bitch.
You've only dated the self-effacing kind, you'll understand me when you're older
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>>600763637
>Lesbians
>Crowbar
>Segway
>Castle
>Food+Twinkies
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>>600767266
roll
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>>600762042

simple, knowledge. I can pioneer science and use what I know to speed it up, possibly make the world a better place in the process and back up my foresight with obtainable evidence to plan humanity's future.
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>>600764957
I already have a wingman little bro though.
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>>600773243
I wouldn't be just content to accept death. I'm saying if it was inevitable, I would accept it.
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>>600763637
big bertha [to kill, cure, and have extra food for self] flammenwerfer for the unlimeted ammo which I could use to set up explosive traps,make napalm, and various other things, the humvee, shopping mall, night vision goggles, binoculars.
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>>600765240
rolling for great justice
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>>600762042
WHAT IF YOU CHOOSE NONEXISTENCE AND THEN SOMEONE CHOOSES YOU AS THEIR ETERNAL LOVE

WHAT THEN MAGIC INTERNET MAN
WHAT THEN
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>>600775720
you broke it. way to go faggot.
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>>600765240
rollllll
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>>600774651
I would pick that too lmao. Three years would pass by in no time.

Also there are no swiming zombies so the island is safe af

Would trade out my remaining points or the segway for books or paper and writing shit.
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>>600762042
Infinite Knowledge of course.
I can win every lottery and make new inventions all by myself.
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>>600762042
Anyone who picks anything other than infinite power is obviously a retarded faggot.
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>>600762188
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>>600777828>implying anyone would choose the nigger.
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>>600762042
Power
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>>600778154
>Frank is my first choice.
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Wich'n you want son?
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rollin
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>>600764957
But, if one stab kills anyone instantly, how will the second and third stabs cause all that agony?
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>>600762188
Computer, Internet, garden, water heater, Tyra Banks, writing shit, coke, pizza & punching bags.

>>600762042
Power. Easy.
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>>600762188
This is fucking easy.
>Japanese girl
>subway
>Tv
>consoles
>games
>dinner plates
>hot water
>weed
>books
>condoms

seriousley, easy as fuck.
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>>600779187
checkem
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>>600764306
>not taking the drugs

......
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Am I the only one that would go for eternal childhood?

You all must have forgotten how amazing being young was. It just sucks more and more the older you get.
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>>600762188
Computer
Water heater
Internet
Games
TV/ Movies
Fridge and oven
Dog
2 plates of food
Cell phone (would root and tether after 3gb internet cap)
Pen and Paper
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>>600762042
Eternal Love (More like Eternal Boner)
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>>600780419
fucking kek'd at black dildo
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>>600778872
Mr. Shadow.
>Inb4 an important person dies everyday, entire world flips out.
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>>600779187
>>600779187
Dubs for me, please.
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>>600773243
hes right, if anyone had all knowledge their first wish would be to die
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>>600780419
would have to be C
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>>600779187
Mind control.[3] 8/15 left
Super Health. [1] 5/15Left
Bear-Mode. [1] 4/15 Left
Time Control. [2] 0/15 Left

I'd be the equivalent of a super secret agent.
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>>600779623
Rolling.
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>>600765240
vilansisucks
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>>600777828
Frank or Ali
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>>600765921
the experiment
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>>600779187
Max pyrokinesis, whoever made that has no fucking idea how hot that is
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>>600767266
Rooooooollllll
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>>600779623
>Immediately build igloo
>Rest in it, try to warm up
>Gather fuel for fire, maybe some longer sticks.
>Nice fire, officially warmed up.
>Head out for an hour, scavenging more supplies for the fire, along with food and long sticks.
>Head back to igloo
>Another fire
>Eat whatever I managed to find
>Warm up hands
>Begin construction of spear by attaching survival knife to one of the better sticks, wrapping lots of twine around the base of handle and if I'm lucky even some tree sap.
>If Freezing Rain outside, rest until it passes. Otherwise, rest for a half hour to build back up the energy, then head out with gear
>Look for stream, gather up food.

From there I'd just gather up a lot of food. If polar bears would come around I'd keep them away with my subpar spear until I either retreated successfully or they went away. After I gathered a couple days of food I'd begin to build wooden javilins. Hunt down one of the many polar bears for it's fur. Probably will take a couple since I'm no skinning expert to get enough fur for a good coat. Once I have the coat I'll set out wrapped in them with most of my supplies. I'd carry all I can, and go for about an hour. Then I'd take a break, build my Igloo, rest, and repeat food hunting, igloo building, and traveling until I make it.

It'd probably take me months all things considered.
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>>600784054
>Sexual Orientation
>Virgin
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>>600762042
infinite knowledge.
>become criminal mastermind
>create civil wars in europe removing kebab forever
>have the world split into the islamic states, liberal states and facist states
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>>600765240
Rolling Bowling
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>>600765240
d
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>>600767266
nigger roll
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>>600765240
roll
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>>600767266
>>600765240
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>>600765092
eastern arts. then just travel around like a hobo. maybe train rocky.
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>>600762042
if you could get any perfect woman you desire do anthing for you, you wouldn´t need any of the other shit offered, period
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OP here. Thanks for the new ones, saved. Will start a new one of these over the weekend.
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>>600762042
>infinite power
>fix the wold
>cure my depression
>everyone knows it's because of me and I'm the chillest mother fucker ever
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>>600762042
non-existence
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>>600765240
roll
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>>600768257
>Realistically God wouldn't grant any of these "powers" to people.

Are you retarded?
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>>600787344
reroll since dubs aren't on there
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>>600762293
Why the hell is chik-fil-a an exception?
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>>600762042
eternal childhood

>>600762188
musical instrument
books
subway
garden
sasha grey
japanese schoolgirl
10/10 blonde
fridge and oven
mozart
water heater

>>600763637
baby monkey
crowbar
motorbike with sidecar
castle on an island
food supplies
binoculars

>>600763843
wonderland
melancholy
talent
fellowship
love interest
home

>>600764148
spirits

>>600764299
C

>>600764495
The Heart
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>>600763637
Sidekick options are terrible.

Don't like Asians, I am an Eagle Scout, monkeys are loud. Will Big Bertha loose weight over the course of ten years? If yes, Big Bertha. If no, Naughty Hipster.

Crowbar

Segway (going to use it for parts anyway)

Rooftop House

Food Supplies / First Aid Kid

Still have two points left over.
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>>600762188
Water Heating Unit
200 yard^2 garden with pool
The computer
Big 3 game consoles
Books
Games
Modem
Fridge & Oven
2 plates of any dish I want once a day
Musical instrument
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>>600767266
roll
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>>600767266
d
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>>600767266
Roll
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>>600768257

Realistic and god in the same sentence. .

Lelkek
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>>600763637
Twins, sig sauer, rooftop, twinkies
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>>600762188
Musical instrument, sasha grey, 22 yo, jap school girl, home bar, mdma and lsd, punching bag, barbell and bench,quality marijuana, 50 inch tv.
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>>600779187
Rolllllll
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>>600784842
>>600779187
yeah that is 1,799,999,999,540.33 degrees Fahrenheit and our sun only burns at 27mil in the core at 10mil at the surface. burning shit that hot would probably wreck physics and do some serious quantum shit.
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>>600765240
rolll
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>>600765240
Rolling
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>>600765240
Rollan
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>>600765240
grel
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Eternal childhood, no brainer.
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>>600784842
LOL, I didn't see that

>1,000,000,000,000 K

That's hotter than the Big Bang
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>>600764495
I choose Yung Venuz
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Does anyone have more choice pics? Rather than shitty roll posts and your lame ass choices.
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>>600762188
1.Guitar
2.10/10 blonde
3.Home bar
4.Movies/tv
5.Mdma/lsd
6.Internet
7.w33d
8.doms
9.Plate of food
10.PC
DUH
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>>600767394
Second Chance sounds good, but I don't wanna fuck up my life even more.
Utopian World has to be the least risky.
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>>600780419
Hunting knife and compass, german shepard, gun. That way I can kill any animal on the island and eat it.
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>>600765240
Don't hate my dubs
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>>600779187
>Spend all 15 points on Pyrokinesis
>Generate 1,000,000,000,000 Kelvin
>Destroy the multiverse
>???????
>Profit
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>>600777828
Has to be Ali
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>>600764148
i must roll
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>>600767266
rolll
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I choose none of them.
I choose to fight my way through life and be higher than those who used these skills, because I don't want to have to bother with this shit.

If I have something that any of these powers would grant, I wish it to be of my own power.

I am weak, and therefore it's a much greater feat to achieve such things on ones own.
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>>600780419
A.
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>>600762188
PC, modem, 2 plates of food, water heating unit, 5 games every month, Subway, Real person of my choosing,Tv, movies, Fridge and oven.
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>>600780419
I guess C.
Or A (using the dildo to kill the useless kid who wants to eat my food)
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>>600794356
>I am weak, and therefore it's a much greater feat to achieve such things on ones own

Yeah? Well, I can create and control up to 1,000,000,000,000 K

...so I win
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>>600778872
the angel, my name on a coinflip. i would lif my species to the stars... immortallity... free will for the most part.. ect...ect...
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>>600767394
Adventure mode. Just the sound of the pill sounds cool enough for me to take it.
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>Asd a guy who is cominf down from tripping on acid, here goes

Infinite knowledge 0/10
>Just because you find out the truth to existance doesnt mean the answer has to paint a pretty picture, it might be terrible knowing the truth about everything

Eternal childhood 0/10
Oroborus? Doomed to spend eternity stuck in a loop of memories that are no longer real? pass

Eternal love 5/10
>love is one of the only things worth living for so I will add some points here

Infinite Power 0/10
So what, you have power for a single lifetime. It would suck if reincarnation is real and you are doomed to come back again only to reap what fucked up world you left behind

Non existance 10/10
>The only worthwhile pick. It doesnt matter if the answer to lifes questions are worth while. There is no worry about being stuck in a matrix, reincarnation, having to live another life after this one. You just cease to exist, no more searching for questions or things you cant explain, just finally peace from it all.
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>>600784054
Sam. There is no other option.
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>>600779187
Sexytime: Tier 2
Shadowman: Tier 2
Bearmode: Tier 1
Mind Control: Tier 2 and 1
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>>600765240
Rollin
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>>600767266
Lel
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>>600765240
roll
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>>600779623
roll
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>>600795270
This

>Sam
>Pros: Walks around naked
>Rage: Hates pictures being taken

Note: She can only hate pictures being taken IF she knows that they are being taken
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>>600762042
I would much rather etneral childhood, but be able to fuck all the school girls and cum in them day after day while playing vidya game and bowl with my mates
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>>600767266
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>>600767266
rolll
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>>600767339
Ersu without a doubt
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>>600797068
choose marv, he has the most personality and can take a hit. Would be swell to hang with him drinking and fucking shit up
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>>600797292
Instant mil
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>>600797068
scoop out wolverines brain, put mine in with help from my doc friend, bring it on im wolverine now.
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>>600765240
rip
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Infinite Knowledge is retarded, the fun is in finding out
Infinite Childhood is retarded, children are small weak, stupid and literally exist, to grow up.
Infinite Love is ridiculous, whats the point in only loving, it would become underwhelming, boring, with nothing else to compar it with love is nothing.
Inifnite Power, bingo, no downside, it doesn't say you must use this power, but the chance to use it where it is needed is immeasurable valuable, unite the world, push it towards an automated utopia where work is a privileged and your only duty is to live as you see fit, done, home for sci-fi dinner enema, live long and happy.
Non-existance, really? you can get that now! just kill yourself you pessimistic dick and rid the world of your childish view of you pitiful problems you worthless pile of fleshy cunt.
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>>600797292
instant. i made 9000 last year... underemployed after my buisness crashed and burned. this post made me sad.
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>>600765240
rollio
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>>600797068
easy one, the obvi choice is Vader. He's practically magic, has a fucking light saber that can dice up all of them, and could more than likely sense a cloaked Predator.
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>>600797671
Lucky locket easily
>>600797470
Train is the best of them
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>>600797292
50% chance, 1 mill is fuck all when your 50 years old and its all used up.

Besides id rather be a goverment hand out leach with the regret of pressing 50% and not getting it than insta 1 mill
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>>600762188

Sasha Grey, coke n booze. That will be all thanks.
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>>600765921
predator
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>>600797470
does the train have internet access? this is important to my decisions.
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>>600762042
>Infinite Knowledge: Sounds more like a curse than a gift
>Eternal Childhood: Even the best year of my childhood was pretty fucked
>Eternal Love: Romantic love is overrated
>Non-Existence: Fuck this emo shit

>Infinite Power: Basically I become Grand Master of the Illuminati? Sign me up.
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None of the above. I deny it as god and tell it to fuck off.
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>>600777828
Janet will be in the shower for the rest of her life? Lmfao. Its not like when shes done in the shower I no longer need to take one, so shes gonna be in there for quite awhile.
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>>600797671
duhhhh... the notepad and write all other options in the consecutive months. and imortallity creating nanobots... and books describing anything you would ever want to learn, a new car, a billion gold bars, ect...
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>>600777828
Is it just me or does everyone except Frank seem like assholes?
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>>600765240
roll
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>>600765240
Here we go
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>>600772786
nice choice though I'm not sure it would work out as planned.. Mainly the god as waifu part happening AND allowing powers to be given just because love..
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>>600797470
Psychopath
>Edgy
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>>600767266
ayy lmao
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>>600764299
can i have the b girl with the a personality? also nice dubs
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>>600798136
I'm with you bro

Poorfag here. $1,000,000 would set me up for life.

>Pay off debts
>Buy piece of land
>Build a small cabin
>Stock up with supplies
>Live off the interest

$1,000,000 is more than enough for my needs. Wouldn't know wtf to do with $100 Million and wouldn't consider risking a guaranteed million to find out.
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>>600765240
Rollin'
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>>600777828
ryan or frank.
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>>600800248
>Wouldn't know wtf to do with $100 Million
Then you don't get it.
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>>600800248
I'll just roll for it. If 00-49 I don't get the hundred mil, if 50-99 I do get it.
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>>600762188
water heater
pool/garden
fridge/stove
subway
barbell set
marijuana
aderall
8/10 asian
60 yr old asian
german sheppard
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>>600762188
>All these kids not choosing condoms
>All these kids choosing multiple women
The only person to choose is the non English speaking one.
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>>600762188
easy

>one 12 string acoustic guitar
>mozart w/ piano & violin
>pot
>german shepard
>person of my choice - gf
>the good food choice
>the computer one
>games
>mark twain
>movies

c'mon, guys
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>>600801057
I sure do wish that had been real.
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>>600800766
I absolutely don't get it. I guess I'd donate most of it or form a foundation to focus on a few issues important to me.

But still not worth rolling those dice if I have an equal chance of staying a poorfag as I do getting $100 Mil
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>>600801487
>I absolutely don't get it.
Yup, you don't. Get a job loser.
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>>600762512
:(
right...
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>>600801276
Now why would I need condoms when all I'm gonna do is get blowjobs and ass-fuck them bitches?

Kidding of course
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>>600765240
It's almost 2am
I have classes in the morning
Rolling anyway
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>>600801339
You've got one bed.
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>>600762293
First off, reduce payout to 5 mil and get 35 points.
OK, now we start.

>greenhouse, obviously to grow pot. 2 pts
>kitchen. 8 pts
>18 y/o. 26 pts
>puppy. 32 pts
>adding new section. access to any instrument for 3 points. 35 pts
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>>600765240
rawlin
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>>600801698
Got a job, just dont understand what you're going on about
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>>600797068
hows this even a choice? Obviously you choose batman
>cause batman
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>>600762293
unlimited drugs, the 18 year old, pimped out kitchen, unlimited fast food for chick-fil-a

gimme 5 mil and im good im not greedy
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>>600767266
rol
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>>600762042
infinite knowledge, because infinite power is too abstract
>>600762188
(1)PC+(2)modem+(3)ten DVD's+(4)water heater+(5)barbell and bench+(6)yard with pool+(7)2plates of food+(8)muhammed+(9)punching bag+(10)any person alive of my choosing: a 2y old asian girl with no birth defects(lol 7y old with shizophrenia, how adorable)
>>600762293
6pts full kitchen
2pts skylight
5pts workout room
2+1pts doctor
4pts library
6pts workshop
3pts hygiene products+jacuzzi
>>600762410
bowl of rice
6c gym
10c ubermensch
2c shower
6c (3 times) fine daining
3c hygiene products
1c multivitamins
2c $$$
2extra years for 5c, 3c spent on dental and 2c for another $$$
cont.
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>>600765240
ROOOELLLLSLSLD
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>>600767266
ROOOOOOOOOELELEELELELEL
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