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Entertain me and I'll entertain u
>>600567135
Timestamp first. You know the rules
That's not how it works.
This is the internet
>>600567135
entertain us and we will entertain u. much more realistic order.
>>600567135
Yeah. So. That's not how it works.
Timestamp or get out. This is the internet; anonymous tits are free.
>>600567135
Yeah, no. That's not how it works here.
Timestamp or you get no attention.
After your timestamp, you may post tits. If you'd prefer to save time, you may post both together.
What time stamp?
>>600567820
piece of paper with date and time on it
put it on ur tits take a pic
i think ill just watch porn instead, the women are hotter
Care for a game of Jumanji?
>>600567820
old pics
>>600568100
Write the time and today's date on a piece of paper (or on your tits, or any other place you'd care to write it) and post an image with both yourself and the timestamp visible.
After you post a timestamp, you are entitled to the attention or "entertainment" that you're asking for.
? Really...
we're in business
>>600568744
Noice
>>600568744
Was that so hard?
You may now post your bare tits. Once that is done, you are entitled to /b/'s attention and may state your business.
Santa likes what he sees...
Now that is funny XD I am no troll. (In this instance)
I want them for Christmas
>>600569266
Not until OP posts tits, he doesn't.
A timestamp is only half the price of admission.
You sure are some demanding guys. But if you weren't behind a screen, I'd be doing the demanding...
Entertain her damn it
>>600569444
I demand you to post the nipple, free the nipple
Jesus Christ. tits or gtfo
>>600567135
my third eye tells me to expect fat and sag
My nipples feel pretty free between my fingers at the moment actually
Mmmm Santa still approves though 8)
>>600568744
I see your little game OP, why don't you come cam instead of posting pics and typing in captchas
It'll be more fun, I promise.
> FemanonCams
> dot com
Why not show off on cam?
>Femanoncams
>dot
>com
Snapchat never mind cam
I pad doesn't do cam :/
Aaannndd OP is no where to be found
Thead is kill
And I was just planning to jerk off b4 shower. Work it girl
Not bad OP not bad at all
holy crap, OP, is this gonna happen or not?
face?
Spoke too soon
squatz and oatz
What would you like to happen guys ;)
>>600569444
The demands are required for a reason.
We are all anonymous here. You were just another faggot, same as anyone else, until you declared your gender and expected special treatment (a room full of strangers to "entertain" you, in this case).
If you want special attention, you demean yourself for it. That's the price of breaking anonymity for the privilege of using your tits to get attention whenever you want it - just like you would if "we weren't behind a screen."
Tits or get the fuck out.
how old are you and will you spread your asshole?
Let's see that ass
We want more op
That's a sexy sim :'D and Santa!! Nice :'D fml any reL men out here XD
>>600570556
Good job.
You may now state your business, etc.
>>600570556
Noice tits
> maby I can see them both
>>600570944
Edgy as a cheese wheel, get the fuck out of here, faggot.
shirt off, more tits, ass, face, just... everything
Talk dirty to me
>>600570888
All I need is pic of ur pussy and I'll cum. Go gogo
Tease us op
Can you cram a little debby creampie snack cake in your pussy? this would make me extremely happy op.
Want does OP find entertaining? Probably horny dudes, they're everywhere here, moar!
>>600570944
This. This is you
>>600571347
Rachel go to bed.
Do guys fap to sim porn XD dear lord
>>600571347
I'm stroking to you now. Make me cum and i'll post pic.
>>600571347
Would love to suck on those nipples and rub my cock all over those titties, hope you enjoy sucking cock because after im done tittyfucking you, you'll be deepthroating and gagging on it, good luck trying to breathe with my dick down your throat.
Nice boobies wanna suck them both real hard
>>600571347
shit, fart, ass, nigerdick anal prolapse
>>600571347
Johnathan go to bed
>>600571472
>>600570930
kek
OP is a transexual. Those implants don't fool me. She's a he and he has a cock
>>600571472
...you have literally used that meme to indicate the exact opposite of what it means.
Get out?
>>600571354
pic of my ass and pussy for those who requested :)
>>600571630
Just glue some pennys to the end of your fingers and suck on them. Its the same I promise.
>>600567135
Here, have some dank memes
>>600571347
Even with my gf, i had stone in my pants now, when looking at you. you are hot :3
>>600571347
Laundry
Post some more sluttie
>>600571893
nice ass worms
>>600571893
Pewpyflakes gross
>>600571893
Kek
>>600572047
she has ass worms
>>600572047
Lol.
>>600571893
u have worms
Really nice kitty wanna fuck ur 2 holes really really bad
>>600571893
Awesome. Ty. Ima go jerk off b4 showering to this.
Btw do u got steam? Been looking for more female gamer friends
>>600571893
You do realize we can google image search these in a heartbeat right?
>>600571162
That's not edgy, dumbfuck - that's literally what "tits or GTFO" fucking means.
We require tits for a reason. Is this your first day on the fourchinz, little fella?
>>600571893
shave it then post again
>>600571893
Shave please
>>600572135
Oh shit!
>>600571893
10/10 would eat, can you open it up a little?
I'd lick that thing clean
>>600572208
That's not ops ass or pussy that pic has been posted tons of times you all are getting trolled
>>600572208
Point the the birth mark on you thigh please
nigga looks like sexy squidward
>>600572253
No.
>>600572135
at least you know she doesn't have asthma
http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=1&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CB8QFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fautoimmunetherapies.com%2Fcandidate_diseases_for_helminthic_therapy_or_worm_therapy%2Fasthma_helminthic_therapy.html&ei=po7uVOSxMuSHsQS_kYDwAw&usg=AFQjCNH5BQ9NOrjNYk77cZ84UIKXo6-M7g&sig2=Ahu8yq3mQsxyv7pMtTOp-g&bvm=bv.86956481,d.cWc
>>600571893
Old pic is old. Not OP.
Also, OP really isn't the type to use a smiley, if you haven't noticed.
>>600572315
>>600572284
>>600572269
You'd be eating/getting infected with ass worms
>>600571893
I recognize that worm. Name?
please titfuck a penis shaped dildo.
>>600572246
you appear to be emotionally hurt, is there anything we can do for you?
That's not my ass guys... I'm still playing with my tits
>>600572253
This is actually exactly what this thread needs.
>>600571893
Damn! I'd fuck your ass and finger your pussy.
>>600572579
Op returns!
>>600572579
Fuckable.
What would u do to me? I like dirty
>>600571431
Do this OP. As far as I know, this has never been done before. There is no documentation of it. You could become an internet sensation.
>>600572579
i was going to say i hope those are not your filthy nails
>>600572565
Well.
You can lurk moar. Since you offered.
>>600572793
Underwear pic pls
>>600571347
SOLD OUT ARENAS YOU CAN SUCK MY PENIS.
CHEST TO CHEST TONGUE ON NECK, INTERNATIONAL ORAL SEX.
>>600572491
Me too, is it Jerry the worm?
>>600572793
kik?
>>600571893
nice birthmark do you have more
kik?
nice nips
>>600572579
LOL Anyone notice how OP suddenly backtracks from the last pic after she gets called out for having worms? 'Suddenly not me guys!' and back to the tits.
>>600572579
what plays, you like most?
>>600573115
it isn't her. that pic has been posted in a set in other places. the other pics are some dude popping and eating the worms
>>600573115
That's not OP fucking newfag get out
>>600572395
>eat shit
Cream already did it for me
>>600568744
>Not noticing that says 26th, while it's 25th.
>>600572462
xhamster.com/photos/view/4157398-70198148.html
correct
>>600572793
shit on you
>>600572862
if that's what you need to feel better, fedora
>>600572579
Is that because you have worms?
Just keep posting ur ass, you'll be known as the chick with worm ass, you'll be 4chan famous
>>600573263
Timezones fucker
Do you know how they work?
>>600570930
lol
>>600573115
That pic is older than God, dumbfuck.
>>600573164
what a cutte little dick lol, its like a baby with a boner
>>600573263
retard
What do you want to see boys?
more OP
>>600573263
Maybe OP is some sort of... time traveller!
Like... maybe she exists across some sort of... time... ZONE! Woah.
> get out
>>600573164
no one wants to see your 4 inch pecker
>>600573606
a nice fat spread
Uh-oh...my trap-detector is going off...
>inb4 "Your penis?"
>>600573606
More like ur ass baby
>>600573606
thats a man baby
>>600573606
Gender verification
>>600573606
push boobs together and take a frontal shot
>>600573115
It's already been called out if you read the thread. I really hope you have gone to bed by now its a school night
>>600573750
This
>>600573367
> demands tits, as per the rules
> fedora
wat
>>600567135
U will call me Master you wet cum dump.
Now write Fuck Slut on your tits and do it quick you cock hungry bitch, you will do exactly what I tell you obedient slave. Don't touch your slutty cunt until I allow it
>>600573606
I wanna see a frontshot of you in your panties
pussy now bitch
I'll spread for a cock pic ;)
>>600573606
ur dick
>>600573990
flower fart
>>600573990
Well, someone has to do it now...
>>600573990
I see a little cloud of fart puff
>>600571893
oh hey i know that worm. pic of u doing the worm with ur worms.
>>600573990
Time stamp on ass and gender verification please
Captcha: obeym
Haha at flower fart. U just killed my hard nipples :'D
>>600574248
I see it too. Nice
>>600573990
Spread pussy and write Fuck Slut on tits you little whore
>>600574299
can i pet your rooster?
Gender spec enough?
>>600574469
Goddamn you're a fucking lard ass
>>600574469
I'm not a whore you fuckhead, i'm just bored. Don't ever call me that again or i'm leaving this thread.
>>600574281
She's already done one check it
>>600574625
Whore
>>600574579
why you grab your balls? stap
>>600574579
Still not enough. Your hand looks kind of full. No time stamp either
>>600574625
You are a whore. You're a fucking camwhore.
>>600574625
whore
>>600574625
The worst kind of whore is a whore who doesn't know her place.
>>600574579
thats a lovely view
>>600574579
Do what I fucking tell u here >>600574469
>>600574579
Nice. Fuckable.
>>600574579
love it. show your vag/butthole
hi
>>600574625
mrs. whoreington
>>600574625
>shows tits and asshole on internet
>don't call me a whore guiz
well this went terribly wrong
>>600574625
Just ignore the neckbeards and show more of that body preferably with a timestamp
>>600574625
yup a bored whore, whats new?
>>600574625
Kek an ugly whore thinks we give a fuck about her fat ugly body lmao
>>600574579
> gender spec enough?
Yes. You are clearly a man.
>>600574992
> mr. whoreington
fix'd
I have a feeling you have a dick op.....
People. Stop pretending to be me. And writing for me.
Guy that got his cock out, I will not do what u say, especially as your cock is pretty grim and would not go near my breasts ever... Don't push me. GTFO or shut the hell up.
I am not holding balls, I'm hiding my bits :)
OP here, if you're going to pretend to me, i'm going to leave, quite simple, don't piss me off and we'll have fun :-)
>>600574625
Not OP. (OP bailed on the thread around the time that the trap started posting).
But if it IS OP... what part of camwhore do you not understand?
OP from further away
Talk dirty to me boys
What's your kik?
OP here I`m a whore
>>600575320
>>600575482
Sharpie in pooper
![If+tom+hanks+was+a+pornstar+he+d+be+tom+spanks+_a3c1a9a3d6e1bb100c830ec6276aa435[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yhExc2g.jpg "If+tom+hanks+was+a+pornstar+he+d+be+tom+spanks+ a3c1a9a3d6e1bb100c830ec6276aa435[1]")
>2215
>OP's great grandchildren are camming
>we have to technology to teleport from one place to another in a matter of seconds
>50 guys taking turns to fuck OP's brains out
>mfw
>>600575320
Let's see those "bits" so far were aren't convinced.
>>600575320
"ill spread for a cock pic"
>>600574469 #
I'm not a whore you fuckhead, i'm just bored. Don't ever call me that again or i'm leaving this thread.
This post was not me guys... I don't know why some1 is posting as me... A bit weird :/
I'm being a whore right now, I'm not gonna cry if I'm called it...
>>600575482
OP here and I'm a fag
>>600574625
bye whore
Who wants to eat my cunt?
Real OP here, not sure why ppl are pretending to be me, i'm actually a whore IRL and online, so these are normal things i'm used to hearing. :-p
>>600575320
>>600575482
Shut the fuck up whore and do what the guy who posted the cock told you
Or GTFO
>>600575829
Just post a pic everytime you're posting. This will clear everything
OP here just letting you guys know im a trap
pic with post!!
>this thread
You guys don't know how to turn a girl on much do u??
Thread is useless now
real OP here eh im a cool guy and doesnt afraid of anything
i wil not spread my legpussys for any man
OP here I'm a disgusting chubby fuck looking for attention on internet because I don't get any irl
Sexy! Keep it up anon
OP here, too many people are making up lies about me, I'm not actually a whore, but I am bored, so don't judge me, we all get horny at some stage and I'm sure if my boyfriend knew I was doing this, he'd be more understanding than all of you guys calling me a whore.
whats your kik slut?
>>600576361
Write Naomi on your inner thigh. Im not a guy but ill post pics for you if your interested :)
>>600576361
You are starting to convince me but if we could just get that time stamp on the ass we might be able to turn this thread around.
>>600576413
thread was always useless, there was a horrible cunt involved called OP
>>600576361
need more butthole and tits youre hot
>>600576361
Awesome, a mediocre blurry low resolution cunt from an ugly whore. 100% flaccid.
>>600576361
I feel like you would be a nightmare of a girlfriend.
True or false?
OP here I'm actually a spooky skeleton. Don't trust what I say.
>>600576707
tits or gtfo
>>600567135
Mom why are you on 4chan for?
OP here, I lied. Candlejack doesn't ex
>>600576537
/b/ isnt your boyfriend fuck off
Post your kik op
>>600576361
Bitch we get several of these threads per day, we couldn't give a fuck about u being horny.
Do what we tell u or just get out
>>600576361
I think you just answered you're own question there hun. I'd say maybe less than 10% of people on here have ever even seen a vagina in person.
>>600577045
cool story hun
>>600576817
kek
>>600575829
then why is it taking so long for responses OP?
Real OP here,
Add me to kik moistbubbles
What happened to this thread :( I just wanted some fun. Some right dickheads here
>>600577408
Nah
skype show?
>>600576361
WHORE
>>600577530
keep posting op, and start working that pussy
Pussies always bring out the dicks op - I'm interested
>>600577530
Sorry but that's what you get for not doing requests
>>600577530
Love this one, keep them coming gorgeous
>>600577530
I like what Im seeing, please continue
>>600577530
Disgusting
keep it cool fella's.
>>600576361
Wow.
Nice clam.
>>600577408
Nice try. you fucking faggot
Here u are little kitty hope u have some fun
>>600577530
>>600577530
welcome to /b/. Now stick a finger or two in your ass
>>600577789
>>600577773
You guys are PATHETIC losers
>>600577530
Stick your fingers in that pussy
I'll give u a quick show
>>600577530
yummy yummy
>>600577530
> posts tits on /b/
> expects a good time
> /soc/ is that way ->
>>600577530
I like what I see.... slowly rub over your pussy through the pants... when you are getting wet take them off..
>>600577530
Pee for us
>>600577530
You're hot. I want suck you a lot and put my dick inside you, pushing hard to make you cum
>>600567135
and just what is it that you want ?
>>600577985
gif please!
>>600577955
>implying you aren't one too
message me boys and turn me on
moistbubbles is my kik :)
>>600577985
>I'll give u a quick show
>Dont call me whore!
>>600577985
Pee please
>>600577985
Put two fingers inside whore
>>600577985
Now you are delivering op
Pretend this was your hard cock
Where you from OP ?
You're just not patient enough to wait for the right ones beautiful, I'd spread those perfect ass cheeks to eat that pretty pussy until my nose is buried in your ass hole
>>600577985
Did u like >>600577918
>>600578357
Age?
Put sharpie in pooper and on v, timestamp on ass
>>600577985
If you got a toy now would be a good time to use it
You know what'd make this thread hotter? A little Philipino slave boy sucking you toes. Who's with me?!
>>600578130
We wanna be free. We wanna be free to do what we wanna do. And we wanna get loaded. And we wanna have a good time
>>600578357
Theeeere we go. Now it's fucking hot.
>>600578357
Are you telling me my cock is the size of your finger?, fuck off whore
>>600578357
Pee
>>600578463
Looks infected
>>600577530
Op ... Let's talk on the phone. I'll keep you entertained. fuck these /b/tards... Let me know if you're down.
Kik me at BAllen1988
>>600577985
is your name alissa?
>>600571021
oh my fucking god. does anyone play Rust here? this guy is like the assholes that run around with the blue buckets and red jackets
>>600578357
all yours bby
>>600578488
this
>>600577985
Write CUM DUMP on belly like a good obedient slut with juices pouring out of your pussy
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