can we just have an actual pizza thread?

>>600561389
This can only be about actual pizza faggot

>>600561628
it could be about tits you zipper faced sheep fucker

>>600561490
damn this looks good

pepperoni mushroom master race

>>600561980
>pepperoni
hell yes

>mushroom
get the fuck out

>>600561809
>you zipper faced sheep fucker
Youre trying too hard faggot

>>600560306
>14
Bro I can get four for about 25

>>600561980
Agreed, mushroom master race

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>>600562221
what are you, gay?

inb4 someone actually posts non cheesy pizza

>>600562221
>no mushroom
are you serious?

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>>600560306
Just plain cheese? What are you? Fucking retarded? At least slap some fucking veggies on that bitch if you want to be like Mary The Meat Free Mime....fuck....

Great cp thread so far

CALLING THE MODS, PEDOSCUM

14$ is decent for a non-chain well made pizza.
For a chain pizza I can get a large for like 6-10$ depending on how many toppings I want.

Tipping wise I give 1$ if the place is only 1-5 blocks away from me.
Farther then that I might give 2$.

This is shit

http://youtu.be/u5AZhjhbxf8

>>600564171
>1$
Keep your paltry change faggot.
I'd rather you stiff me.

Honestly, all these cheese pizzas look like something you'd get at school lunch. Disgusting looking.

>>600564171
>$1 tip
are you a fucking jew or a nigger

Could someone tell how can this thread be more VOLAtile?

>>600564268
Boy, Maddox is reaching these days.

depends, for how long is the cheese aged?

>>600564363
>>600564576
this

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>>600563573
you must be very new here.

Pepperoni
Onions
Green peppers

>>600564171
If you tip based on distance and you think a few miles is worth only 2 bucks, wtf do you tip at a restaurant where it's only a few steps from the kitchen to your table?

Who gon' share some?

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>>600560306

>>600567083
my mouth just watered, and here i am , thinking im coming to fap , now im just hungry,..and still wanting to fap

The girl with the pizza pie made all the young boys cry

>>600567345
Sorry bro, people were calling out mushrooms. I had to.

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no so much cheese on this one ( its a little old )

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>>600562221

>>600567744
Dub dubs kek

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>>600567744
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>>600561438
>>600560306

i just came here to read the comments

>>600567858
nub nubs kek

come on i know its coming

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZva3fncNro

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>>600568173

im new, what's that mean

Ultimate cheese pizza hidden youtube video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJEoASUMZbI Pizza

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>am i doing it right?

il wait here all night if i have to

Damn it's only a matter of time till this 404s. None of these pizzas have aged cheese that is of the age of 18.

Now you just need a cola.

>>600568347
moot detected

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>>600564363
I'd rather you put your stiffness in me.
But yeah ok I just won't tip you faggot.
I love arrogant delivery fags who think they are owed a tip. Do your job and if I feel like I may tip you scumbag.

>>600564576
Jew but that isn't why I Tip poor.
I tip little because I am very poor and because I truly don't feel that Tipping is obligatory.
Why should I give what little money I have to a guy who is probably making more then I do?

>>600565847
I usually order pizza from a place literally 1 minute away from me. Right down my block.

I don't care if they come from 20 miles away I am not tipping more then 2-3$ due to how little money I have atm and due to my zero income.

If I am working I will tip more but otherwise deal with it.

this can't be happening mods mods mods

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>>600568809
im new whats that mean?

>>600563573
Welcome to /b/

>>600569350
its not tho

>>600567083
This looks fucking delicious

>>600569113
So you keep ordering from the same place and stiffing the same delivery drivers? They're doing shit to your pizzas, guaranteed.

i missed it. post againn?

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>dolls

>>600569221

>>600568809

is he kill?

>>600566393
we are bored and waiting for somebody to man up and call

>>600568693
That's too far even for /b/ bro.

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>>600569558
wow what a great comment. The only reason i'm here.

>>600569558
this does not suffice

>>600561809
>it could be about tits you zipper faced sheep fucker
>you zipper faced sheep fucker
>zipper faced sheep fucker
my sides are now in orbit you are a god

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>>600569536
I have been good friends with the mexican workers there since I was a small child especially the ones who man the registers and kind of run the store.
The delivery guys are also usually nice to me and don't seem offended by the 1$ tips though some of them are dirtpoor mexicans who are grateful just to have a job so...
I also have paid many times with just quarters which I stole from my mama.
I put them in a nice ziplock bag to be nice.
They used to get mad about it but now they are just like "its ok hes the weird guy who pays with quarters sometimes" etc...
Plus I think they appreciate the ziplock.

>>600569861
>not recognizing a derail attempt

>>600564138
i hope mods are hungry!

cola?

>>600569899
fagget

>>600569113
>Jew but that isn't why I Tip poor.
kek, I almost feel bad for you not realizing its genetically impossible for a jew to tip reasonably

What is with you fatasses and food? For fucks sake you even show bananas and chocolate milk! What the fuck is this shit? Porn for fat poor people?

>>600569113
I'm not an entitled fuck like my fellow co-workers but even I have a shred of dignity. Either tip me properly or don't tip me at all. I'm perfectly content with getting stiffed if you don't believe in tipping but you aren't going to stiff me because I didn't provide you with good service. I treat everyone the same. You're going to stiff me because you're a cheap fuck.

>tl;dr
Shove that $1 up your ass you cheap fuck.

>>600562699
are you not?

>>600570076
stop posting this fucking garbage who wants to fantasize fucking plastic DUMB CUNT

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>>600570174
>bananas

Gimme the cola

>>600570333
Nah
Nice trips

>>600570496
What the Rick?

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>>600570461
You get Fanta!

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>>600560306
>little Cesars master race

>>600570496
>>600570435
>>600570286
>>600570240
>>600570163
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>>600570163
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>>600570076
>>600569846
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>>600570157
Meh.
I have been very unselfish before in certain relationships.
Being 5% Jew or whatever I am (Ashkenazi) doesn't make me a total asshole.

>>600570194
I am not trying to insult your dignity by giving 1$.
I don't see delivery people as being below me in anyway.
I tip what I feel I can based on my income...

You are right though that some delivery people find it insulting and would prefer no tip.

Perhaps you shouldn't assume that by tipping a small amount I am trying to demean you or be mean to you when infact my intentions are good.

>>600570157
>geneticly impossible

>Implying religion has anything to do with genetics

>>600570662
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhuPX61E_aI

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>>600570795
>forgets pic

>>600570855
gecko tongues

>>600569963
If you're lucky, they just think you're retarded. If not, they're fuckin with your food.

>>600560306
What the fuck OP? The cheaper the better.

>>600570855
Holy ahit

>>600570811
http://forward.com/articles/155742/jews-are-a-race-genes-reveal/?p=all
they are both since through most of history they only allowed themselves to mate with other jews keeping the bloodline pure

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>>600571111
>doll quads!

Check 'em!

>>600570795
if you fap tho this do urself a favor and slice ur wrists

>>600565493
>>600569467
>Calling someone new to /b/
>Can't identify an obvious troll

>>600560306
holy fuck is it saffron and caviar toppings with crust carmelized in liquid 24k gold? fuck that shit im going to little caesers and buying 3 large pizzas for the same price

>>600571202
Can you buy those?

>>600568693
That cheese pizza isnt quite dont yet.

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>>600569828
Wtf? The face seems from an old lady

>>600571420
YES!!!!!!!
Orderd a pizzaa from Dominos 2 months ago, 15$, Fuck that, Little Ceasers for life.

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>>600571479
Yes, in Japan.

>>600570801
I'm just trying to give you some perspective from the other side. I don't speak for all delivery drivers but I feel like most would agree they'd rather be stiffed than to be tipped in change or a single dollar. Stiff a few then tip the next guy something decent.

>>600571478
inb4 404

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>>600571576
What a fucking surprise

>>600571576
Fan fucking tastic

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>>600571576
classic japan

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>>600571010
Pretty sure they think I am retarded.

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>this thread

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>>600571897
>>600571932
Sauce:

http://trottla.net/

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>>600571629
Fair enough.
Personally I would rather have an extra dollar in my pocket even if it bothers me that someone didn't tip more and I think I would be more offended by zero tip then atleast 1 dollar in tip.
Like... atleast the guy gave me something.

I also make sure to never tip less then a dollar..
I wouldn't tip like 10 cents that would be dumb.

Captcha: VnzrG-

>>600571629
I used to work at a coffee shop, and I agree. I get that people are using the percentage rule when they order one cup of joe and bust out the change for the jar, but seriously assholes, at least a $1 or just do nothing.

And this was almost 15 years ago when shit was cheaper and I was broke. I still felt that way.

>>600572827
Motherfucker you're pouring coffee into a cup for me you're not getting shit

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>>600560306
I prefer delicious cake myself.

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They also have teeth. Fucking TEETH!

>>600572583
>VnzrG-
Fascinating!

>>600569113
If you are to god damn poor to give a decent tip then you are to fucking poor to be ordering pizza. Stop being a cheap fucking faggot and start tipping better or stop ordering fucking food. The delivery drivers usually only make 3-5 dollars an hour and if they don't make enough in tips they get minimum wage but that isn't even the case when you consider that they have to pay for their own gas and vehicle maintenance.

Quit being a faggot, tip well or don't order. OR quit being a lazy fuck and go to the god damn store and pick the fucking thing up instead of spending the extra money on a delivery charge and a pussy $1 dollar tip.

>>600572969
I am risking my health by pouring extremely hot liquid into a small cup for you actually.
I am taking the risk, not you and I deserve some extra compensation for that.
I'll make sure to spit in your coffee next time around fgt.

>>600570801
>jew
Kabbalah Embraces Evil
http://henrymakow.com/2013/07/cabala-embraces-evil-equates.html

Barry Chamish - The Sabbatean-Frankists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kqsuK8B7b4g

Sabbatai Sevi: the Satanic Messiah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9TxB8dDV8k

Kabbalah, Marranos, Templars, and Sabbateans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-6e5ZldNnM

The Satanic Cult That Rules the World
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNk9o1_N57U

The Satanic Law of Reversal: Sabbatai Sevi and Jacob Frank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVR91ZDLS1A

Kabbalah and Satanic Possession
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ROMM_L_yCg

Why Kabbalists Want to do Evil
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAYQzpiIlSM

The Sabbatean-Frankist Roots of Communism, Nazism and Cultural Marxism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWu6tD7OkMA

Satanists, Sabbateans and the Illuminati
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8JAp8aE1po

The Kabbalah is Satanic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIzQRbUhjDo

Evil Kabbalah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UsMiLfxX3-A

Vola?

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Man i just want to but im not...
SO

>>600572827
you're a half-step up from standing on the corner with an "anythang will help" sign.

do your fucking job and coffee me, bitch.

>>600572827
>stand taking customers orders
>pour coffee
>wipe up spills
It's your bosses responsibility to pay you.

>>600573224
look for the captcha. just a few posts above.

>>600573171
Nigga that's your job you get paid minimum wage for. You don't deserve extra for doing what you're supposed to do.

>>600573171
Christ alive son the only reason I go here is because I was in too much of a rush to brew my gourmet shit back home, you're lucky you even have a job ya little cunt. The girl ordering a caramel machiatto double expresso with a cat drawn in the foam can tip you

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>>600573199
Barry Chamish is a sick man.

>>600573242
>dat weekenders

>>600573416
Doesn't work

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>>600573095
Why shouldn't I order pizza if I desire as such?

Why should I feel obligated to give extra money to someone doing their specific job?

I live literally one block away from the joint.
The guy has to take one light pizza box and walk for like 35 seconds to get to my building.
Is that even worth more then 1$?

I could just walk there myself but again I feel no obligation to Tip and another thing is that I have spent many thousands of dollars at that store.
I have given them a large amount of money and business so why the fuck should I feel compelled to give them extra tip money.

Fuck those stores. Pay delivery people normal wages rather then asking consumers to pony up more money.

>>600573095
>drivers usually only make 3-5 dollars an hour
quit bitchin' and get a real job
if you aren't qualified fo a better job show some appreciation that you were given this one.

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>>600573269
This is the culture we live in. A little girl can't hold a pizza without being sexualized.

>mfw Andrea Dworkin and Mary Daly were right about men

>>600564268
this is the best video on the internet

>>600573224

I made a room. Vn1nic

>>600572827
I was going to leave this alone until you posted

>>600573171

Come back and bitch when you put 10k miles on your car in 3 months.

>Why should I feel obligated to give extra money to someone doing their specific job?

you shouldn't.

>>600573037
This is way too fucked up, like, pedophilia is pretty deep on the fucked up spectrum, but....simulated pedophilia? What's the justification there? "It's not like I'm ACTUALLY fucking a little girl, I'm just carrying out the FANTASY I'VE ALWAYS HAD of fucking a little girl, THERE'S A DIFFERENCE GUYS"

>>600573199
I am predominantly European genetically (Ashkenazi) and don't come from a very religious family so I don't see how any of that applies to me.

I grew up around rich WASP's...
I have little connection to anything Jewish related except for my last name.

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>>600573740
/b/itch TITS OR GTFO + Time stamp

>>600573740
I suppose you were drawn to this thread for... science

>>600573938
/b/ - Fucking dolls is worse than actual pedophilia.

>>600573938
That is fucked up. why would a sex doll have teeth for? and why would a man want a sex doll of a woman, woman are not sex objects either.

>>600573938
Well, quench the desire?

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>>600574208
Agreed.

>>600569558
oh my god where did you find this doll?

>>600574208
No you retard. It's equally warped

>>600567345
>>600568285
>>600574482
Dun goofed

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>>600574482
Game over man!

Game over!

>>600573938
It's a mental illness, you fuck. Would you rather them go and fuck around with girls, or handle the problem in a way that doesn't harm anyone. Fucking judgmental retard.

>>600574015
Nop. Jews may be white outside but they're sandniggers inside.

>>600572795
>>600573037
these dolls always look fuckin scared as hell

like the makers know they gonna get raped and molested as fuck when they get shipped to some pedo, so they put the most anguished face possible on them. Like they beat up on the model girl right before they take the cast of the face to get just the right amount of dread permanently fixed on it.

thats some grim shit right there, son

>>600574441
See:
>>600572103

>>600573682
You pay for the tip one way or another. A $14 dollar pizza is now $17 dollars whether or not you pick it up or have it delivered if they start paying the drivers a wage that does not expect a tip. Then you got the problem of people who are actually generous still tipping even though the driver makes enough to do without the tips. If you're to poor to tip then don't get delivery. Stop being lazy walk your fat fucking ass 35 seconds to the shop and pick up your pizza.

>>600574697
This... Like forreal. I think it's a healthy way for them not to fuck real children. Let them fucking have it. Christ.

>>600561881
I can tell that's papa John's. is that sad?

>>600574697
>Sympathy for pedophiles
I'm not even surprised

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>>600574739
David Beckham is an Ashkenazi Jew.
Is he sand nigger?

Some of us are mostly European so we are far closer to being White then to being one of those smelly things.

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>>600574862
I'm not too poor to tip, I just don't see the value in me paying you for doing a job you're already getting paid to do. What, you expect me to pay you a living wage? lol

>>600573798
Can You explain?

Not a fan of the dolls.

>>600574960
its /b/ what the fuck do you expect

>>600574697

This. Literally all pedophilia is is two wires crossed in the brain where children and sexual arousal connect. Rather they fuck dolls that resemble children than repress their urges until they explode and go on a mass rape bender.

>>600575181
It's a bedroom

>>600575237
Why not?

>>600574697
I'd rather them go fuck around with girls.

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>>600574862
I'd much, much, much rather them increase their prices then to demand Tips.

Back in the day Tipping was seen as an act of generosity or a way to compliment great service.
Back then it was not seen as obligatory and I will never see it that way.

You want a guaranteed then increase prices or start putting a delivery fee which many chain stores now add (they still expect Tips though ahaha what greedy pathetic fucks).

>>600574697
they can't win either way, either they fuck a real girl go to jail, or fuck a doll and people STILL want to put a bullet in their heads. let's stop this fucking mind torture ok?

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>>600574482
>MODS
>SAGE

>>600573707
"a real job" People like you are seriously fucking stupid. There are millions of people working shit "fake jobs" that you NEED and you want to insult these people. Then there are people like the one above who has no fucking income but is wasting his money on fucking pizza.

>>600574960
Yeah, it is sympathy. They don't have a choice. You are seriously retarded if you don't understand that not all pedophiles are unable to actually fuck around with children. They don't CHOOSE to be attracted to children. That's why it's defined as a mental illness. Take a bat, and please ram the whole thing up your ass.

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>>600575345
>>>>>/r9k/

While you shitpost, cp haš been posted already.
And deleted promptly.

>>600574862
They already pay drivers minimum wage if they don't get enough in tips.

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>>600574973
Sorry, my bad. You are worst than sandniggers, you are a fucking virus. Soccer can suck my dick

>>600575472
False. Those are transitional jobs meant for low skilled or low experience people, not career failures. They are not necessary, but convenient, which is why you are paid less than minimum wage.

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>>600575605
LOL TOP KEK...
<_>
Saved

i keep missing the posts, i dont know what to do.

>>600575564
>They don't have a choice
They can just....not diddle children and/or replicas of children

>5 days on a juice fast
>see all this pizza.

I've lost 7lbs... 10lbs to go. I just want to order a deep dish.

>>600575345
The delivery fees are not delivery fees. They are to pay for the insurance companies are required to have for their drivers. I completely agree on your aspect of why you should tip and that it should not be required. Unfortunately it is and you are just punishing a person trying to make a living because you want to be a prick and not hand over a couple extra dollars.

>>600575914
thread's gonna blow in t-minus two seconds

>>600575922
no way not even stubble

>>600575472
I don't order delivery. I go get it or make it myself. The comment was directed at your whining about what you expect. I don't NEED you at all. You however NEED for anons to order for you to deliver or you'll be without any job.

>>600576005
lol enjoy ur ban

5...4...3...2...1

>>600575968
I lost a ton of weight this year.
Went from 290-300 to 227.

Just started eating less, smoking more (cig/weed) and started taking legal meth.

Am still a depressed NEET but atleast I am no longer an obese fatass.

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>>600573171

>>600576005
>>600575922
>>600575868
MODS MODS MODS

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YAAAAAAAA!
HAHA OLD /B/ Is /B/ACK

>>6005760 gtfo
GTFO

>>600576263
Congrats dude... Keep at it! U will make it /fit/!
Confidence and hapiness will follow shortly.