>>600411236
NIGGER, get a job

ITT: niggers

>>600411236
I stole a chocolate bar from a 7/11 once, I was p nervous

>>600411236
tutorial
>be nigger
>take whatever you want
>walk out of wherever you stole from
>???
>profit

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>>600411236
That's a nice guy putting a free laptop in someones car.

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>>600411236
fuck you and all niggers like you!

>>600411236
lets have a bump

i mean, come on who doesn't want to know how to get free shit

remember the glory days of the jewpons?

actually got some free cigs more than once from walmart

Nigger

>>600412208
Free shit>stealing

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>>600411236
>>bonus points for tutorials

>grab shit
>run

>>600411236
When someone is stopped at a red light, open their door and throw them out. Hop in and drive away. Easiest way to steal a car these days, believe me.
>learned that from GTA

>>600411236

I bet you're fat.

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>>600412335
what the fuck do you think, that getting free shit when you're conning the system isn't stealing?

>>600411236
Join Wake Up Now

>>600412815
if someone gives me free shit, I take it, im not on welfare like nigger OP

Abuse Amazon's policy on items that never showed

http://longlivezoklet.net/forum/showthread.php?tid=33

>>600411236
negroid dectected

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Mods are asleep! Post thieves!

>>600411236
"here, have a free laptop my friend :^)"

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>>600413100
lel

they weren't giving you it

you were taking it

with your false papers you printed out

you're as much of a nigger as me

>but you're in denial

pic is how i got my nic fix for a good month before they wised up

>>600412442
This is actually a thing. You gotta drive real slow up to red lights in the hood but you never come to a complete stop

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What about hacking?

>>600414137
Or you could lock your doors you dumb fuck

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Google 'burglar' or 'thief'

White people are fucking dangerous and will steal your shit.

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Never trust whitey, kids.

>>600414216
Is he really stealing a fucking candlestick? What a typical autistic thief, stealing just the shiny stuff

>>600414553
>>600414839
Niggers

>>600414553
Only white ciscum
>Muh privilege

>>600414868
what if it is solid silver or something?

>>600414868
If it's a jewish candlestick it might be solid gold

>>600414868
the candlestick is SOLID PLATINUM

>>600412208
I still have a ton of those saved on my ipod. No joke the runescape coupons made membs $1 and made me millions on rs and Prolly $100. I'd trade one membs card for like ~5M (back in 2010-2012).

>>600414868
stealing fine silverware, what a retard.

>>600414553
it's because we are white and therefor good at what we do

>>600412967
darren fryer represent

>>600413907
>filename
kek

Let’s play a fun game. Just go to Google and type in the name of the city where you live followed by “top ten most wanted.” It will be educational to see the racial makeup of the top criminals in your city. I Googled my city of Dallas to see how many of our top 10 criminals are white males like in the ADT commercials. Well…what do you know??? Not one! Four blacks and 6 Mezcans! But Dallas Police have Juan Valdez on the list. I guess he was selling bad Colombian coffee. I bet you’ll have the same results if you try our new Google game in your town!

http://angrywhitedude.com/2008/11/why-are-all-of-adt-securitys-criminals-white-males/

>>600415245
fuck i miss that shit

when's a golden anon gonna come out with more that work

or do they still work? (or did everyone wise up to it and just dont take them anymore?)

>>600415086
Pure Silver sells at 12.40 an ounce, and that's the Jew price, so there's no way a thief can turn that shit over quick enough and at a good enough price to make it worth the risk.

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>>600411236

Watch "Street Thief" on Netflix nigger

Seriously, teaches you a lot about the trade.

You're welcome.

>>600415659
lol dallasfag here

>>600415659
>Boston
Two white guys in my list

>>600415822
$16.60

>>600415257
Stealing anything that's hard to sell, what a retard

Thiefs is Europe use jammers to prevent people from locking their cars and then they just steal whatever's inside.
You'd expect people to be careful but most folks don't even notice they left their cars unlocked.

Most american car key remotes work on 315.000Mhz.

>>600415659
Cincinnati has a good mix of malcontents.

>>600416323
Europeans don't steal, we are gentlemen, only americunts steal

>>600416143
Says the person looking at shit deals. no one buys that shit anyway.

I often walk out of stores with clothes with no ink tags underneath my other clothes. As long as they don't check how many items you have when you go in the dressing room and you're not a dumbass, you're golden. Stole a $100 suit jacket from a department store, easy as pie. $50 pair of leather gloves. Often take robitussin from walmart, it's a fun high. And I'm not a nigger. Just poor college student.

i steal your time while you read this post
my thief skill is 100

>>600417406
I sell shoplifting tools and similar things on the internet and most of my customers are germans and dutchmen.

>>600417877
Spic detected

>>600412967
I considered that shit once but most people dont wanna do that shit.

>>600418457
Nope, super white. Although 1/4 jew by ethnicity, no religion.

>>600419065
you should use the jew to your advantage, go to jew houses and steal their gold

>>600419239
Nah, I'm too stupid/ not committed enough to do anything not easy

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>>600418145
>attempts to use Thief
>only manages Knock Off

PROTIP:
Only a black hole can steal time. Black holes are the ultimate niggers.

>>600415828
Kasper Karr is the fucking man!

>>600420064
so niggery they steal physics

>>600412208
JEWPONS!!! I got a fucking $50 amazon gift card once.

>>600415763
I want to try them again. I used one 2 years ago. shit was so cash. 4 places rejected me first though

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Saw this today. Maybe this can help you out. Seems legit.

>>600415659
I've got a white guy wanted for child molestation as the number 1 here

>>600414021
Doesnt say you cant quad them? You're welcome guys

>>600421479
Fuckin lel

>>600413613
>Window before door.
Wut

>>600414534
This is true. The brothers never thought of locked doors and windows are impervious to sprays of gunfire.

>>600423312
I think the idea is that it's a door with a huge window on it, and he's trying to open the door because he lost his house keys

>>600411236
Sorry I'm late, did anyone already make jokes about being black? Cause hopefully I'm the first original to do that cause it's completely lols

>>600411236
My tutorial of how I used to steal

>be normal looking (suit if possible)
>go into central places
>supermarkets are easiest
>if places have more than one exit is best
>richest areas supermarkets have less security as they don't want posh people feeling like scum
>pick stuff up, walk out like you've paid already, no one questions that especially if you're presentable

Another tip, holidays are good. One because they're busy, two because I used to steal £50 champagne paired with a £40 box of chocolates three times a day for a week around valentines day about two years ago

I used to run a melon drop on the strip in Hawaii. Lots of japanese tourists so i scraped for a bit. had to stop after got questioned by cops

>>600411936
i think you missed a step anon

>get shot by police

>>600425060
Also if you're caught walking out without paying but haven't left the store it's not theft, don't admit you weren't going to pay, just innocently say "I just need to go to the cash machine" or whatever. If you've already left and they've stopped you it is theft, depending on how far from the store you are try saying you're looking for a cash machine, if you're quite far from the store just deny having been to their store. In Australia and the UK they have to have maintained visual contact of you the entire time since you left the store otherwise you could have gotten those things somewhere else. I know that sounds weird but most security aren't allowed to even touch you especially if they aren't on their premises anymore

>>600425408
he dind du nuphin

>>600411960
Kek'd

>>600426000
traps checked

>>600417877

I do this at Target with their t-shirts

Yeah they're ten bucks but I'm broke and can walk out with three on

They also sell keys to take the ink tags off stuff in the mall, the stores rely on those tags so stealing is easy as fuck because they're not looking for you

Need a hard drive? Buy an external from Walmart. Open it, remove the drive, hot glue some rocks/pennies/ball bearings/whatever in there, close it up and return it. I have 5 free TB

>>600426376
geniouse but what if they check if it still works?
also isn't there a seal that's broken when it's opened up?

>>600414868
At least he's not stealing a candlejack, that w

>>600426932
what is this candlejack shit abo

>>600426890

They usually have screws under the rubber feet. No seal. They don't check dick at Walmart.

>>600414021
>expires 2013
thanks fag

>>600423312
When you graduate, and learn what a storm door is for and see the actual purpose it is intended for, you wont feel like such a dip shit.

>>600427360

Haven't been able to use fake coupons for years, stores got wise

>>600427159
Candlejack? Damn bro that shit takes me ba

>>600413244
Do this every so often, and it works a treat. Normally I ask for a replacement, then gift it to a friend. That only really works with games though; most of my friends wouldn't want any of the other stuff I buy.
Another trick to get more shit gratis is to complain that consumables (trash bags, cat food) was damaged or spoiled when you got it. They've never asked for proof and they happily despatch me a full replacement set, even if only one of the items was 'damaged'.

I once stole a keyboard from work, took it out back and said I was marking it down, then I just put it in my bag. Simple. Also, white, not a nigger.

>>600420693
I must have missed those, but was is/was a Jewpon?

>>600415828
that's fucking annoying. shit's fictional.

watched teh whole thing and now im pissed.

>buy one use credit cards
>hire movie from those dvd vending machines
>keep or sell for profit
>rinse and repeat

>>600411236
Can't wait to hear about you getting shot on the news, you parasite.

>>600428923
hire?

>>600414137
The hood?
Check some south African carjacking videos.
They have a flamethrower attachment for under the sides of the car, not only legal, but encouraged by the government.

>>600429066
He is UKfag
>>600428923
hello, greetings from USA

>>600429066
rent? loan? Im aussie.

>>600428923

A DVD without a case is worth the $1.50 you paid for it

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>>600411236

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hax

>>600429472
We get the whole case and dvd here. you can sell for 10-15$. great margin.

>>600429638
hello spic

>>600429638
nigger

What happened to the good old days where a stealing thread was FULL of stories and tutorials :/

>>600429705

Ah. Redbox in the US gives you a little plastic sleeve, also DVDs are like $10 new now

They do rent games though. Those could sell.

im gonna start reselling ritalin, 3.00$ per piece

costs 35$ total (including bribed prescription) for 60 pills

60 * 3.00$ = 180$

180 - 35 = 145$

> P R O F I T

I once stole from the elderly.

>>Printed out red cross receipts and (you can get them by donating or buying on the website) clothing with tags and logo's.
>>Go to elderly home and tell them would they wish to donate to a good cause.
>>mfw by the end of the day what they 'donated' nearly $200

aussiefag again.

>i work at a gamestore, so easier for me.
>I buy preowned consoles games.
>clean them up to look new.
>reseal them with machine at work.
>sell them as "brand new" either in store or online

>>600430027
edit* you can get the clothing by buying or donating**

>>600413100
too new to know about the coups

>>600429913
Yeah here you are still paying $25+ for a new dvd in store

>>600429896
Newfags. Back in my day, we'd already be adding to the Information Library by now.

>>600421479
My fucking sides!

>>600427360
you were able to just shoop a new date on it. they never 'expired'. Got shit tons of magic cards from Walmart. Went back a month later and they stopped carrying them.

>>600429896

what the fuck is this, then?

>>600430017

>double-dubs confirms aweshumness

>>600430117
I actually used to work as Blockbusters before they went bust. I was 18 at the time, and used to buy pre-owneds, resurface them and get clean cases out etc, clean sleeves with artwork, all sorts of shit, then go sell them brand new at a rival store across town that was near where I lived. In the year and a half to two years I worked there I made I'd say...five thousand bucks total? Not bad for a college student earning minimum wage I guess.

>>600414285
filename.kek

Wish I would have tried one of those coupons back when they were abundant. I'm sure the fast food ones would still work. Any one got any?

>>600411236
anyone have kickstarter scams

>>600430460

That's you making less than $200 a month in micro transactions

That's dumb

>>600415763
They might now since people stopped using them.

>>600430460
a shit thread with about 10 replies that aren't "lol black people are black"

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>>600411236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eEMDfUwS3o

>>600430628
lol every kickstarter is a scam. just get an idea, bullshit out production etc. then say due to financial reasons, under budgeting, money for kickstarter has run out. close business. keep money

>>600430644
w-w-what do you propose then?

>>600431031
>>600430644

forgot to mention, i'm selling it to another guy who is going to sell it and take the fall for me, i'm just the supplier guy

>>600431121
take the fall... yeah ok

>>600431280
see now it all makes sense

>>600431121
>take the fall
1: He will sell your ass out right away if caught
2: "suppliers" get longer prison sentences than dealers

>>600431512
are you proposing in going solo? i don't have the contacts tho, and going around college subtly offering ritalin doesn't seem like the best choice when it comes to discretion

>>600424508
No kind sir. I am appalled that you would even bring race into this situation. Do not be such a bigot, and if you cannot stop using such harsh words, please find your way out. Everyone knows that African Americans steal at the exact same rate as everyone else, except the Jews.

>>600431731
I'm proposing not selling drugs or openly admitting to doing so via text evidence. Maybe I'm just paranoid

>>600411236

>become banker
>form multi-national
>scam the planet
>governments all want you to live in their country and steal from them
>swag

>>600432213
lol especially when you use tor and you're not even in a country that even knows what the RiRi is, isn't this thread gonna get 404´d soon anyways?

>>600431731
Dude selling that shit is so fucking easy. There's always some kid that wants to buy like 50 of them. Back when I was selling addys my record was selling 180 of them in 5 min (to friends). It's college dipshit, everyone wants that shit

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It probably doesn't work, but whatever here's a tutorial

>>600415659
hmm what you know. My cities top ten are 9 whites and 1 black. Also I live in a predominantly black city. You're just a fucking racist.

>>600432592
again, nobody in this country has ever heard of RiRis, so it's like introducing a new product into the market, that's why it's not that easy going solo
you gotta make a name for the product you're selling, otherwise, offering some candy isn't going to do much

>>600432398
zffesez

>>600432849
Is this one legit?

>>600432885
where you live at? Do they know what adderol is? Or vyvanse

>>600433106
Probably not, but might as well try it next time you see a vending machine

> Used to work at hmv

For those of you who don't know what hmv is its a company that sells dvds and cds that will probably burn to the ashes of bankruptcy soon enough but anyways

> work receiving shifts in the back room
> usually I'm aloud to take cds off of the sales floor and into the back to listen to or re price.
> one day realize that since supervision is shit and the store had no security cameras I go out on the floor and grab a few cds I want to "listen" to in the back
> coworkers don't even notice cause they all have shot they're doing in other areas
> take cds into back room and make sure noone else is around
> stuff them in my coat pockets.
> go home feeling like a nig.

Also took some candy and headphones.

>>600433106
It didn't even work when it was written over 5 years ago.

>>600433157
central america

national health ministry has only approved RiRi and Conc. imports

stupid pharmacy guy got impressed when my first time i was cashing in for two RiRi boxes

>are you gonna take all that?
fucking idiot , it's two doses per day, fucking pleb

>>600433321
Then why the fuck do people keep posting this and other related shit?? Pisses me off.

>>600433560
>fucking plebs doe

>>600411236
>no steering wheel on the driver's side
shooped

>>600425060
>be normal looking, suit if needed
>suit if needed
>suit

You autistic fuck, might as well put on a fedora to accompany your suit.

>>600433831
or maybe it's UK you fucking retard

>>600421479
this shit made my day

>>600433882
Brits don't steal....

>>600433882

We don't have laptops here in the UK yet.

There are only three cars here too and two of them are owned by the Queen.

>>600433845

Somebodies never worked in an office.

Come back when you are of age kiddo.

>>600433882
I don't care what kind of car it is, the picture is photoshopped

>>600433882
But wouldn't the steering wheel still be there? I thought they only moved the pedals to the right side

>>600433882

>dats the joke

>>600413613
I miss this show.

>>600434180
my lulz, you have them

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>>600411236
1. Find a supermarked with a d-it-yourself-checkstand like this:
http://i.imgur.com/mtHdP16.jpg
2. Buy a bottle of water that that hase the same weight as the most expensive bottle of whiskey
3. Detach the barcode from the water and keep it
4. Go back to the place, put your barcode on the original one of the whiskey
5. Get your groceries and pay like everyone else
6. Sell the whiskey online and do it again from time to time

>>600434485
Why not just drink the fuggin whiskey?


:DDD

>>600434054
same
>>600434084
fagging
>>600434101
so
>>600434180
goddamn
>>600434187
hard
>>600434372
holyfuck

>>600434485
Who TF is buying this whiskey? Like when was the last time an alcoholic waited for 7 day free shipping

>>600434846
they pay for ultra fast shipping ofc

>>600434755
you realize how many people use this site right?

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>>600434755
You got me, lol

>>600434755
how fast do you think one person can type and post successively? is this 'samefag' a giant spider with 8 laptops?

>>600434755
>being so depressed your convinced people responding to each other are the same person.
Get help

>>600435109
samefag

>>600435003
2

>>600435109
i do the same with my phone, and when im on data and refresh the site it counts as if somebody else was posting (different IP connection)

>>600435156
>>600435109
samefag

>>600435109
>>600435150
>>600435156
>>600435207
>>600435205
>>600435084

samefag

>>600435205
>>600434755
samefag

>>600435279
>>600435269
samefag

>>600435279
no shit sherlock

>>600435205
>>600434755
Samefag

>>600435320
>>600435279
>>600435269
>>600435207
>>600435341

same fags

>Be kid in primary school
>No use for money my parents buy me everything
>Teacher keeps a small pot of £'s on his desk
>It's savings for school trips
>On breaks i would put my lunch box back in my bag and steal some money from the tin whilst nobody is around
>One day kid walks in on me
>told him i was just looking at the pictures we drew
>one day teacher finds me with £10 in my pocket
>told him i found it
>he takes it away
>take double that next time

I was literally rich as a kid and my parents thought i was just real good at saving pocket money. Fuck money is easy to take when you are just a kid.

>>600435325
>>600435205
>>600434755
samefag

>>600435378
shitty story m8

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>>600435269
you are a wizard, how did you know????

>>600435424
>>600435370
>>600435341
>>600435325
>>600435320
>>600435279
>>600435269
>>600435325
>>600435207
>>600435156
>>600434755
samefag

a friend of mine that I'd known for about 5 yrs came crying to me, that he father was abusing her mother, she wanted to give her mother a new home..free from her father... so I built her mom a new house with my savings, and said I would do it if we had sex.. I'm still waiting for the sex.. :(

Free spotify
>create account
>link your account with paypal and get 1 month free
>Place all your music in a playlist and make it public
>when spotify expires create a new account and repeat the paypal step
>Creating an accouny takes a mere 5 minutes

>>600435478
iim so dank kewl nig das y

>>600435511
samefag

>>600435633
>>600435511
samefag

>>600435698
>>600435601
>>600435698
>>600435595
>>600435511
samefag

>>600434485
I do that a lot with wine. A bottle weighs about the same as a litre of soda so I just scan the soda twice and put the bottle down. Works best if you're really flustered looking and gave arms full of shopping; easier to "scanned it wrong by mistake" if you're challenged.

>>600435837
i dont give a shit about spotify tho

>>600429638
>t
Who wears a balaclava in front of their computer? haha

>>600436039
someone who wants anonimity you half-baked spergic abortion

>>600432863
what city?

>>600435991
>>600436039
>>600436108
samefag

>>600436322
>>600436322
>>600436322
>>600436322
>>600436322
same of fag proportions

>>600431996
What shold I print this shit out on? Obviously not common print paper

>>600434846
Yeah,thats right, alcoholics are the main target here...
Do you even know what how much a good bottle of +20 years old irish Whiskey costs?
We're not talking about Jack Daniels here

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so you want to be a small time crook anon?

things you can do.

>loot cars
>find a target neighborhood, ideally not too close to you
>go there between 3:30 and 4 am
>find unlocked car
>less than 3 minutes rumage
>obv places, center console, glove compartment cigarette case
>people leave laptops, cds, all sorts of shit in their cars, take it
>be quick and get home
>if you get sketched out, run and hide
>breaking eye contact is always key to escape

you can make hundreds of bucks a night at times with this, or just some spare drinking cash when you are out at a random part of town.

not enough cash for you? why not consider moving into the drug game. that one is easy if you have the client base

>socialize and make connections
>save up and buy bulk
>sell to who you trust
>drugs sell themselves

how about more money more quickly?

have a partner in crime? know a local drug dealer that makes good money?

>purchase drugs from them a few times, get a feel for how much they have how they do business etc
>get homie and ski mask and gun
>raid
>steal drugs and money
>profit
>watch your ass

moar?

niggers complaining about newfags not helping newfags become crims.

>>600430017
what kind of shit doctor would take like 20 bucks as a 'bribe'?

>>600428639
lel new fag. they are fake coupons

>>600437545
And they expired in 2012

>>600414553
Yes because burglar or thief suggestions a profession because white people steal stuff professionally not swisher sweets from tiny Asian men

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>>600437877
moar.

>>600438071
One without a medical license

>>600437877
>breaking eye contact is always key to escape
what so...make eye contact, then break it?

>>600440427
just wear shades so they never know where your eyes are, you'll never even get caught

>>600433106
No. Walked a few kilometers with some friends a few years ago at like 2am to try it because we thought Walmart would call the cops if they saw us doing it during the day time (was underage b& back then)

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Got a pickpocket tutorial somewhere..
Want it or nah?

ive got a college refund check in someone elses name

how cash

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>>600439814

>k

most of the store theft seems to be covered.

>stick to big stores
>case the joint
>dont be an idiot
>dont be a nigger

stealing in other places.

everything is a scam. at a random party with random people?

>go to bathroom
>look everywhere
>people keep awesome drugs in medicine cabinets

and on that note

>poke around rooms
>never more than 40 seconds
>always lean door so its almost closed behind you
>"sorry, i got lost. nice room" if you get caught
>wallets usually by bed or tv if in room

on drug dealing, an other anon already covered getting yourself a scrip and selling it so there is that. other scams?

>buy large soda from fast food
>keep cup
>free soda

>>600440427

no faggot, use, your head. from the chase. i didnt think i needed to be that specific. stop arguing semantics and kill yourself.

burglary. do you have a garage remote? does your comrade?

>drive around neighborhoods for a few hours and find ones they open
>pay attention so you dont draw attention from residents
>mark houses
>come later, 5 minutes to jack shit
>power tools etc easy to sell

then theres regular theft, usually done locally (aka shit/nigger tier) but sometimes it works.

>you know your neighbors and neighborhood
>"pretty stand up guy" "nothing of note"
>wait until like, wedsday at 11 am or some average time when people are at work
>test back window/sliding doo

>>600441142
Used to pick pockets for 4 years. Was one of my favorite things

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>>600441284
>no faggot, use, your head

>>600414121
>this guys pretty big
>hes probably a lumberjack
>i better put his wallet back

>>600441870

>lel such troll

ignoring an anon who is actually contribooting to argue over typos.

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>go to a business
>offer to help them for a set amount of money
>do this for 50yrS
>retire, buy island, live in paradise

its easy as piss and your help costs nothing to you! Just dont tell the business lol easily best scam ever