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Planning to buy a windowless cargo van and make it my home for a few years to save money up for a small house. AMA

I plan to...
> shower by getting a gym membership and using the shower at the gym (plus workout)
> do laundry at a local laundromat
> have mail sent to parent's house
> sleep in a walmart parking lot during the day and work at night
> have power by mounting solar panels onto top of van

>pic related
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Pretty cool. I've thought about doing this tbh. But I have a sports car, not a van, so...
Good luck OP.
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>>600358119
where do u cook?
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>>600358119
i would like to do that one day

looks so cozy
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>>600358492
In the van using propane grills and other camping-related gear.
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>>600358569
In this van, theres a little coleman stove to the right that you can't see.
I was in this thread on /o/ when the original van dweller posted it.
Pretty sweet setup.
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>>600358119
why the hell dont you just live with your parents
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>Google alex honnold

You may not be into climbing but you'll get a bunch of stuff on his van lifestyle.
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ill post the rest of the set.
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Interesting idea, are you going to do groceries daily then?
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>>600358934
eh, maybe. I'll probably stock up on cans.
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that sounds cool besides the no bathroom or internet thing
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>>600359112
>inb4 sweet ps2 library
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>>600358119
what about women?
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>>600359222

How wide is it? How tall are you?
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Have fun never getting laid and having to use public bathrooms forever.
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>>600359171

He could use a laptop and leech dunkin donuts wi-fi
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>>600359171
I can use public bathrooms and public wifi. I would want to buy something first to make it fair to the hosting business though.

Also, here's the "master plan" for this van design.
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>>600358713
ive seen lots of van dwellers vids @ youtube, dunno (y im weird like that)

i like the idea of living in a tiny space, with everything u need.
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I would go insane in that small of a space.
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help me out
shitting?
regular pissing?
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>>600359454
He'll just shit on you door.
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>>600359454
this 9000
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Why don't you just buy a small RV?
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Where do you shit?
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>>600359388
>implying i need them in my life now

>>600359411
all depends on the model i buy. the ford E350s are fucking huge though and I'm about 6 foot. Shouldnt be too much of a problem

>>600359454
I might invest in a chemical toilet
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>>600359554
if u havnt already, go chek videos at the tube, u can find lots of setup ideas there, and see how others deal with every day challenges
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only one suggestion. Get a PO box. Other then that. It's a plan.
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>>600359794
/thread
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>>600358119
hate to tell you this, but there is some sort of subreddit about van living or some shit that might help you along

I don't know shit about this but would suggest a po box for most mail and of course occasional hotel rooms for fucking non-adventureous women
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>>600358754
This haha,
1. wont need a car
2. spend money on fuel
3. paying for rego, licensing etc
4. wont need insurance on car/contents of car
5. Wont need to piss on the street every night.
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>>600359222
The Ron Paul bumper sticker makes me lose it every time haha....


(I voted for Paul, btw)
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>>600358119
I've heard shittier life plans

At least yours will actually work.
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>>600360112
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>>600359658
>he doesn't use piss bottles
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>>600359523
Fuck it, im buying my self a fucking van too
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>mfw no >1000 book library
>mfw no dining room for 12
>mfw no dual spiral staircase
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>>600360212
this is no longer pod racing
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>>600360324
Two story high fountain dude, don't forget them.
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>>600359871
I was also thinking about that too. Butit would save moeny to just use my parent's address.

>>600359794
They're fucking expensive. I encourage you to look at B class RV's and how much they cost

>>600360101
I understand your point, but life is too short to be locked up in a basement. I want to travel and explore.

>>600360266
Good luck dude. Just do your research first
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>>600358119
Probably just as cheap and more room and more comfortable to buy a small van based rv.
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>>600359454
This was all I could think of.

Unless you happen to live in a college town/enjoy filthy, unshaven, bear piss, hippie pussy.
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Sweaty car smells
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Train up to be a truckdriver instead, Same shit better pay.
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>>600360451
step it up
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all the money you spent or will spend retro-fitting that van - you could have bought yourself a small house or at least put down a large down payment for it.
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I did this for a while. Enjoy constantly being harassed by local residents and cops. It is a bit less hassle in rural areas, but you'll still get some harassment. God help you if you wind up having mechanical trouble.
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>>600358119
Why not just get a conversion van? More headroom plus the work is already done for you.
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>>600360468
> I want to travel and explore.
Just go on contiki trips, shits cheap and you bang bitches and get STD's souvenirs for life!

I still look down at my Herp dick and smile, atleast i fucked that big booty Brazilian
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Would Walmart/whatever not eventually get angry at you for staying in their parking lot and not buying stuff?
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>>600358119
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just buy an RV that needs work and get ur hands dirty faggot nigger boy
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>>600361264
faggot nigger boy?
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>>600361264
>>600360865
RV works too, although could be more difficult to go places. Conversion van seems like a good idea
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>>600360468
I've actually lived in a car before, several times, but only for a short period of time. once i just drove off and visited 7 countries while living in this shitbox. Used public rest rooms and truck stops.
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I have a 15 passenger Ford e350. I've lived in it for awhile on occasion. Parking is a bitch but I am in L.A.
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>>600360640
good thing its a van then
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>>600359454
He'll park the van at he back of the nearby school
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>>600358754
If OP is older than 19 or 20, he probably respects himself and his parents. Good for him for it.

And I really fucking hope you're no older than that either, or you're a douchebag.
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>>600358119
best of luck OP. looks cozy/10
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>>600358119
this is a great idea, OP. I hope you love every second of it. People should definitely be more open to this kind of life, and less judgmental about it. You have everything you need and it doesn't even cost very much! God bless you sir.
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>>600358934
>>600359112
If you're sleeping in a Wal-Mart parking lot, the groceries are right there, after all.
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>>600361416
problem?
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Make sure to write "Free Candy" on the side
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>>600360775
more info on your experiences? How and why did they harass you? Any interesting stories?
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>>600361128
I treasure the world more than sex or any woman dude.

>>600361204
Eventually yeah. I would like to mix things up a bit and visit supermarkets around town every night to park so things dont get suspicious. Maybe churches and small parks too. Plus, its not like walmart analyzes every car that comes into their lots.

>>600361238
That's cute, but a little bathroom would require its own "room" with walls in the van. there simply isnt enough space in a cargo van.

>>600361536
That's cool. I'm guessing Eurofag
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>>600361204
Unless he stayed over a week don't think they would people stay in their parking lots all the time in the back areas. He could easily go to different ones in his city/area every other day.
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>>600361926
nigger detected
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>>600358119
I think OP is serious you guys no joke that's brilliant
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>>600358624
Before you end up killing yourself,
You can't burn propane in an enclosed space, you'll die because of the carbon monoxide released.
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>>600362227
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>>600359454

>implying chicks don't have a bed as well
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just live with your parents/friends/family/girlfriend, faggot.
a lot less embarrasing.
Embarrasing to the community. I really dont want to see some homeless loser when i go to my local walmart.
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>>600358119
/thread
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>>600362452
Well, if it's a 24 hour walmart, then nobody would see inside the van and it'd look like a customer or employee vehicle. NBD.
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Be sure to park it down by the river.
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>>600358119
>>600358119
>>600358119
>>600358119

I did this for a period of six months last year in a very small Dodge Caravan. It's easier than I thought. Just make sure to not use ALWAYS the same parking spot. Alternate every day.
Pic related : it's my beautiful setup. I called it The Fathership
Maybe some of you guys will know me, I was in Vancouver.
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>>600362323
I'll open some windows.
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>>600362452
>live with your parents
>less embarrassing

lol'd
Guessing you're a basement dwelling NEET in denial.
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>>600362651
Eventually the employees would notice - you'll get kicked out of the parking lot.
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Watch out for anti-camping laws.
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>>600360451
HAHAHAHA I know this guy! I've smoked weed with him...He lived outside my work in California, then I saw him in Portland, OR, WITH HIS FUCKING BIKE HOME like a few years later. I couldn't believe it.
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i researched this a lot last year, i'm going to do it on day. Search for living in a van or somthing on youtube. a lot of videos there
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>>600362000
Neighbors, businesses, and police just instantly seem to get suspicious of people sleeping in automobiles. They always suspect that you are doing drugs or something illegal, even when you aren't at all. They worry that if they let one person do it, soon a bunch of other people will start parking and invading their community. Moving around a lot helps, but some people are just paranoid busybodies who will fuck with you no matter what.
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>>600362731
only if your 35, and divorced
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>So what does your son do?
>He lives in a van in front of the Walmart
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>>600362792
OP here. That looks tight. What about your windows though? Do you have curtains and are you concerned for privacy from spectators?
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cool brah.
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>>600362792
>>600362792

Here's another picture
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>>600359523
what is the total cost of all this?
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Buy an RV and cook meth. You'll make a shit ton of money.
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I have lived in vehicle's, you can do it for sure; don't resign yourself to sleeping in a fucking walmart parking lot, for fucks sake thats one of the + you should be living off the proverbial "fat of the land" . Start humping some young bitch sleep in her basement slip out to your land yacht and your back to your pimped out bachelor pad, commit multiple felonies & simply drive a few states over. Look at this as an opportunity to take advantage of all persons with a non "mobile" home.
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>>600363064
lmao
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>>600363149
Did you carry a weapon with you in case someone broke in at night?
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>>600363149
looks fucking terrible dude.
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>>600362020
Right, did Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Germany, Netherlands, Belgium, France, Switzerland and Austria. Best fucking trip ever.
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>>600362323
>implying OP would be dumb enough to hot box his van while cooking.

He seems like a smart guy, give him more credit than that
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Where did it all go so wrong?
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>>600362895
are we projecting?
I have my own place, moved out of my parents at 19. but if I had to I would rather live with my parents for afew years and save money instead of living like a fucking homeless loser fuck using public restrooms and pissing in bottles.
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I've seriously considered it. Hell, even my current car (a 'cube') would make an OK temporary vehicle.

There are obvious downsides that I won't get into, but, the overall savings would be considerable. That said, people at work are going to look at you funny if you start rolling up in it.
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>>600358119
>Le AMA!!!

I hate reddit. Fuck off!
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>>600363237
Buy an RV and cook rheumatoid arthritis medicine . You'll make a shit ton of money.

fix'd
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>>600358119
Initially I wanted to call you out as a homeless faggot, but I continued reading the thread and I wish you well man. Living in the van will suck, but it will be worth it after you save up and buy your house. I wish you the best man. Keep pursuing the dream.
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>>600363371
>bear mace hanging from the curtain
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>>600358976
A PS2, nice taste.
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>>600362792
...
man my eyes instantly went to "my nigga" and i can't focus on anything else in the picture
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>>600358119

arent you afraid of fucking your back with that folded out mattress?
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>>600363077
>>600363077
>>600363077
>>600363077

I made some curtains before I left on my voyage, but in six months I never used them even once... I had tinted windows for privacy and I let the sun wake me up in the morning. Felt good and after a few days, I was used to it. I have a Thule on top of it to keep everything that I DON'T want inside the car (Dirty clothes, etc...) I had enough space because my setup was transformable into a bedroom / chill spot / kitchen

Pic was my setup at an early stage
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>>600358119
Ricky?
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>>600363671
wow you sure hate a website you defiantly have never been too

see other people never actually go to reddit just because and we just contain our autism
i know you're trolling btw :^)
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Where do you shower or wash?
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>>600363492
At least he'd be self-sufficient and not all up in his parents' shit past the age that he should be.
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>>600364131
> shower by getting a gym membership and using the shower at the gym (plus workout)
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>paying for fuel

good luck with that you fucking zilch
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>>600363149
>>600364033

Still looks prety good. I'm planning for some more permanent additions though. I'm going to have to reduce some points for the poor bedding too.

>>600363183
probably 5000 total
> 2000 for van
> 1500 for solar panels and shit
> 1500 for misscellaneous and construction

>>600363237
Not a bad idea, but I dont know how to make drugs.

>>600363371
Yeah, I might want to carry a machete or a "hunting knife" for defense. thanks for asking that dude

>>600363398
Sweet. What did you do for heating? Some guys will buy propane heaters I know

>>600364194
this. another reason why
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>>600362651
still fucking embarrasing as fuck.
Parents are having dinner with their friends.
>My son Andrew just started his own business and is doing wuite well.
>My son Jayce recently got engaged and is looking to buy a new home
>m-my son lives in a van in a walmart parking lot.
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>>600364253
>Implying he doesn't siphon it from people at night
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>>600360468
Use the USPS General Delivery, it goes to the post office and you need ID to pick up mail, free!
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What about during the summer in that thing?
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>>600364253
Probably won't be close to how much he would pay for rent.
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>>600364131

That and the fact that he'll have to take a piss and shit.

>Let me just waddle in to walmart thru the parking lot 2am to take my midnight shit since I didn't cook well and my food gave me the runs

Sounds full of aids
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>get mail at parents house

why not just live there?
OR
get yourself a PO box at a fedex or something that what you can still get packages.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WOW

OP GONE FULL NIGGER

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

OH WOW

I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH WOW
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To anyone who does this:

What's your electrical power source (for amenities) and how do you recharge? How long does a full charge last?
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>>600364354
*quite
*house
fuck me, english is not my first language but at least I dont live in a parking lot.
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4X4 FOR INNAWOODs. Can fit in regular parking. Full bathroom with shower, full kitchen, queen bed, many laptops and USB devices, 4g hotspot, wifi antenna, solar panels and battery bay

Also 4 hd security / driving cameras piped to a tablet in the cockpit. And dvr

Also your choice of weapons to defend from spooks (I'd have a saiga 12 with tacticool accessories. And a betetta 92fs . fuck the haters)


Also you can build and pilot quadcopters and other mini fpvs, right from ur bed. I'd make them drop piss balloons on people


U want u lose!
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>>600361204
Walmart actually encourages overnighters but just park in the farthest away spots.
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Good idea. Now a Mexican can steal all your in one convenient package...
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>>600364663
this
I might not be super rich but at least I'm not a failure like OP. Living in a fucking Van. Ayyy LMAO.
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>>600358119
what could possibly go wrong

oh wait
do you know how hot cars get in the summer?
do you know that finding a place that will let you park there all night is going to be next to impossible?
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>>600358119
jesus christ, just swallow your pride for a couple years and live with your parents. you'd save up money faster that way, and if you think living in a van is somehow better than living with your parents, you might be retarded.
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What are your plans in case you meet a qt?
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>>600364329
probably 5000 total
> 2000 for van
> 1500 for solar panels and shit
> 1500 for misscellaneous and construction
Did you even look at your own image? According to your "master plan" it's going to be significantly more expensive than 5k
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>>600364695
OP here. From what I plan, a 450 watt solar kit can provide about 10 hours of energy a day. Plus, propane is a good source for lighting and cooking.

>>600364867
Does it really encourage overnighters?
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This is my dream, OP.

http://www.rense.com/general87/living.htm
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ive been thinking of doing the same OP but using a honda odyssey and doing it only for a few months. what van are you driving? ford e series?
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Buy a conversion van and install an extra battery or two. Enjoy something better than a hackjob rape van and save yourself thousands in solar panels
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>>600358119
a piece of advice op. Keep your van nice and clean like this otherwise your life will be hell
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>>600364329
>2000 for a van

Ehhhhh I'd spend a little more on a van if I were you. They are cramped enough to work on, imagine doing that with all of your possessions in your way. Unless you plan on getting a minivan, they are easier to work on. But still a pain in the ass.
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>>600365224
how much are those cocksuckers
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>>600358119
i did this for 7 months when i was 20 and drove all around the country and southern canada, only i used a minivan with all but the front seats removed. bed was a futon matress in front to back on a wood platform just high enough off the floor to put large plastic containers under. had no stove or anything, showered in gyms like you said. usually slept in hotel lots with a .357 in my hand. i had sex many times in that van. for some reason bitches really wanted to sex in the back of a van. i fucked a chick outside of her apartment in the van at her request.
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>>600364354
>caring what people think
>thinking you have to have a house, good jobby and a wife to be successful

One day you might grow up and live how you want to.

Op is on an adventure, if the shit hits the fan he wont have rent to pay on a house, lose the house and end up on the street. He's self sufficient and can go wherever he wants.

Besides, it's while he saves.

>having dinner
>my son rents and has no money to his name
>my son is traveling around right now while saving so he he can purchase a home

Say it right, nigga.
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How do you plan to earn money?

Job? What do you put as your home/mail address? What if they see you driving in a van like that?
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>>600359523
mfw my sound system has a bigger power supply
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>>600365224
holy fuck...this is better than everything
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>>600364778
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>>600360538
Maybe a used one if you are lucky enough to find one. A conversion van, used, can still cost you 20-40k depending. You can venture on to craigslist and look. But I say just find a used van that will suite your needs for much cheaper. You should be able to find 2007-2010 models for 10k and under with over 100k miles of course.
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>>600365419

Ok i'm not that other anon - your logic is flawed.

So he doesn't have a house to "lose and end up on the street", uh nigger, yes he does.

"My house in the shop getting an oil change, I can't come in to work today."

Lol wut

You have ANY malfunction with your "house" (the fucking rapevan) and what, flintstone your way to work like a neanderthal?

Fail
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>>600365347

I wish I knew.
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>>600364505
I would like to hear from OP and others what their plan is for situations like this

>Shit bucket
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>>600364329
5000? Shit man, might as well rent a cheap apartment, unless you plan to live in the van for years. How long do you intend to live in there?
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>>600365088
im not going to follow that plan. just the basics.

>>600365224
wtf. you sure are thinking out of the box
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>>600361204
Where I stay in the US of A it is actually encouraged. Come up for the summer. Plug in to free electricity. Spend your money here. Come winter and -40, later skater. Lots of people do it though.
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>>600358119
OP not a faggot
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>>600358119
Seems like a solid plan. Only problem I see is how you're gonna stay warm. You'll need to wear winter gear whenever you sleep in the winter and I'm sure that's not gonna be real comfortable.
Also why not just get a PO box and pick up your mail?
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Hopefully you don't live in the Southern United States because in the summer that van will become your coffin, even at night. I owned 3 vans and toured but the summer is brutal here, even if the ac works.
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>>600360748
I was thinking the same thing.
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>>600358119
Got room for one more op?
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>>600363958
are you me?
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>>600364329
I've only did it in the summertime, and blankets where enough, but a 12v heater might be handy
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>>600365958

^

shit bucket indeed.

We all know OP probably just take a piss right on his car like some hippy dwellar. That thing is going to fucking stink.

How about taking a shit? What if you get the runs?

All of this sounds fucking miserable.
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>>600365878
how is this different from any person going to work with their car?
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OP, are you staying off the grid because of Terminators?
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Currently sitting in back of my van, traveling across the country. in southern california
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>>600366391

because your car isn't your HOUSE faggot!

You need work done on your car, you can still get to work. How is OP going to GET TO HIS HOUSE even if he manages to get to work!

stop arguing and being a fucking autist about this seriously. no need to pick apart what i'm talking about faggot.
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>>600366328
>Shits at night and forgets about it
>Drives and bucket falls and spills shit everywhere
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>>600366573
Pics or it didn't happen.
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>>600358119
>have power by mounting solar panels onto top of van

>implying you will not ruin them in 2 weeks
>implyng nobody's gonna steal them withing 2 week
>implying you'll have enough electricity to even light a lamp
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>>600361674
He could live there and pay them something.

Or you can have you pride while your house gets towed.
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>>600366613
>forgets about stinking shit in a bucket
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Why not move to one of the Dakotas where pay averages 12/hr and rent is as cheap as $300 a month with all utilities included? Wouldnt that be easier?
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Looks like fun OP. I own a home with a decent size yard in a city and really want to build a tiny home on a trailer to rent out on airbnb for extra income and as an "escape pod" for myself. Would be a long project, but would be fun and could make me some income
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>>600365878
What?

>forgetting b is full of moronic kids

He he breaks down he can get public transport to work. He always parks within public transport difference.

Your logic is like saying even if you have a house and your vehicle breaks down you can't get to work.

You get public transport. Jesus christ.
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>>600358119
SO OP, does that mean if you get pulled over they need a warrant to search your domicile?
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>>600359523
filthy skubb lover
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>>600366806
this
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>>600358119
Hey OP, hope you get to live out this plan.
I was planning to buy an RV and keep it in a camping site (low rent) a few years ago. Didn't go through with it because I got a girlfriend instead.
Biggest concern for me was making it through the Norwegian winter.

I'd seriously suggest getting a RV instead of what you're planning though. When you're finished you can easily sell it if you want. The RVs also have some neat ways of saving space. Plus you'll get a toilet in your home, you just need somewhere to dump it when the tank is full.
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>>600363149
It just looks like someone doesn't know how to pack a van.
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>>600365419
>caring what people think
>thinking you have to have a house, good jobby and a wife to be successful
this is what losers tell themsleves.
face it you're a fucking failure.
I studied my ass off in school so I wouldnt have to be a fucking loser like you.
>enough money to burn your shitty van, and pay off a lawyer if I get in trouble and laugh in your face as I do it
Im obviously smarter and better than you since I dont live in a van in a walmart parking lot. stay mad ;^) you fucking low life scum.
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>>600362827
>Planning to buy a windowless cargo van
>windowless
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>>600358119
Why dont you just live at your parents house and save money?
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>>600365170
Check the FAQ on their websites. I thought it was common knowledge walmart lets you do that shit? As long as you buy from them I don't see why management would kick you out if you're not disturbing anyone or in the front parking
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>>600363149

What is this, a pillow fort?
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is perma marking your car at walmart even legal?
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>>600366583
i'm not the guy you're talking to you edgelord.

> How is OP going to GET TO HIS HOUSE even if he manages to get to work!
i really dont get what your problem is
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>>600365386
>yeah you're not coming in here buddy
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>>600359762
>implying I am a door
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>>600364778
that's awesome man
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>>600367078
>Parents pay him to not live in a fucking van
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