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I once broke it of with a girl coz she had gained weight..

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Bumping with dignity

I suppose you get tired of eachother after a while, there are times when my gf talks that I have to zone out and think about something else while nodding just so I don't get mad at her, at the state it's at now it's fine, just every now and again, if it were to escalate from there I wouldn't say it's impossible for me to break it off, even if I still love her I can't be around someone that's annoying to listen to

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bumpity

>>600253556
if you can tell she dosent care to look after herself its a red flag

>>600253556

"It's my fault really, I should never have let you... let yourself go. But you have so you can fuck off."
Jimmy Carr

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Deal breakers for me are
If she stops sucking my dick
If she starts hanging around other guys
If she lies to me about anything that i find to be a breaker of my trust

She has already broken my trust by trying to cover up that a friend made a move on her cause she wanted to stay friends... Never dealing with that again or anything like it.

Been a long time since then (was early on) you just have to lay out how you expect to be treated and it will all be good.

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>>600253629

This is kind of where I am today.
Only difference is that she is sick so i know that her ability to "see" other people is impared.
She loves me i know but when can I say to myself that I need to "be seen aswell" sometimes...

I just can't be around the same type of people for too long, my circle of friends usually change every few years, I only have 2-3 friends since childhood, otherwise I grow tired of friends after 1-2 year and need to replace, gf is 6months to 3 years depending on the girl (shallow blondes I can't stand for too long, nor people that Dream big but never do anything)

>Not white
>Has kids
>MUH JEBUS
>Dodgy when it comes to whereabouts when asked even casually.
>A single lie (red flag trust is kill)
>Lots of guy friends
>REALLY bitchy.

Oh yeah and I forgot the big one
>Can't be classified as BBW
>Pun intended.

>>600253940
Is she blind or something?

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>>600253918

There is a certain balance in arelationship where "gives" and "takes" is kind of given.
But Breaking of trust is a def. dealbreaker.
When have you "given" too mutch???

>>600254088
Legally yes, she says she can only see my eye color when shes 2 inches away. She also only has 1 arm with only 3 fingers.. Handjobs are hard..

>>600254074
Those are deal breakers when you meet someone tho, op asked for deal breakers a while into the relationship

It's not like your gf woke up Asian all of a sudden

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>>600254088

Only paying attention to herself and her issues.
I am happy and have happy times to share..
She is focused on her sit. ALWAYS on her shit..
Is thare any hope for a change??

>>600254209
Wtf no offense but was she run over or something?

Not really comparable but my gf has a bit of blurred vision at a distance, I don't know why but whenever she talks about her eyesight I get annoyed like she sprayed me with water when I was sleeping

I just can't stand her talking about the same thing over and over I guess

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>>600254399

Not OP..
See

>>600254337

>>600254399
Mine gets on my last nerve when her left eye rolls back.. Ill be talking to her and her eye will just drift away. I cant tell if its the blindness or she doesnt care.

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>>600253401
Boy meets girl, boy loses girl. Man tries to figure out wtf happened.

>spoiler you never will

>>600254538
Kek
I came

>>600254337
Fuck I dono I'm in the boat where she cares too much about me, tbh she compliments me too much, focuses too much on me, and I dono why its a problem lol but sometimes when I start touching her she says she's not in the mood and gives me a bj instead, I mean I want to do things to her too

She basically puts me Infront of her, except when it comes to carrying heavy objects , then she can play the victim

>>600254210
Alright I shall amend those.

Not white shall henceforth be..
>Does a reverse MJ

Has kids shall henceforth be..
>Gets pregnant (not by me)

MUH JEBUS shall henceforth be
>Converts to any faith and as a biproduct becomes REALLY preachy

Dodgy when it comes to whereabouts when asked even casually. Holds true even into a relationship, red flag somethings being hidden out of guilt or knowledge it may upset you.

A single lie remains true.

Lots of guy friends or develops lots of guy friends.

Suddenly becomes really bitchy for more than a week out of four at a time.

Suddenly is defining herself as BBW.

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After a while into the relationship one always start to pay attention to your own shit.
But how mutch is too mutch while in a relationship??
Is it normal for you 30+ fags to only have maybe once a week hookup with your 3+ year girlfriends??????

>>600253556
same, combined with the fact that I had only slept with two people and wanted more experience (of smaller girls)

>>600253401
got my first gf when i was 19. i was fat at the time, had been bullied as a kid so that had put a thorn in my confidence, but at this point i had a group of close friends and was doing okay socially, i was still too much of a pussy to talk to girls, and there was no point in doing so due to my weight.
strange thing happened though, bumped into some girl in a game, talked a lot, eventually she fell for me, she wanted to meet and shit, i explained i was fat and she was out of my league (she was a 17 yo model) but she didnt care. i went to england to see her, it worked out, we stayed together and suddenly a fat 19 yo kissless virgin was dating a 17 yo model.

i was madly inlove, i think the main reason behind that was that this was my first ,it was a chance i didnt see coming, i started losing weight and got fit, she moved in with me when she turned 18 and finished her college etc here. we were together until i turned 24. at this point i was fit, built, had confidence, a good income, i was charming and happy. suddenly i attracted girls and was being hit on, and i was still a guy who had only slept with one girl my entire life and spent most of my time with her since we lived together. one morning i woke up, saw her there and just didnt feel like the feelings i had for her was worth the experiences i missed out by staying. i left her and started seeing other women. that ended up being my dealbreaker, she was in the way for me to experience shit.

>>600254726
God is once a week hookups what's in store for me?

I'm 23 and she takes care of my needs 6-7 days a week

>>600253401
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

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>>600254597

Im on the verge of breaking it of with a girl after 4+ years. I feel I have tried everythig to get her to see that we are two people with needs. I just wonder if someone has similar experiences...

>>600254726
>>600254799

Get a fleshlight, one of two things will happen.

>You won't notice much change as she figures you're taking care of business just fine.

>She'll get jealous at the thought that a simple latex glove can do it better than her thus you'll get more action.

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>>600253401
Deal breakers? You're kidding yourself son. Once you get the feelings (and they'll knock themselves out to give you the feelings) you'll make all sorts of exceptions... that's when they know they've got you and that's the beginning of the end.

>>600254210
I think my wife (soon to be ex) woke up spanish all of a sudden.

She started speaking it alot. likes spicy food now. Listens to spanish music and watches the movies. Understands spanish soap operas with heart felt content. Knows the true value of a "futbol" announcer going
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll!
and she can roll her "r"'s now.

on the plus side she now cooks and cleans....

got in

>>600254829
Africa is a beautiful song and I listen to it daily but why is it relevant

>>600254921
Op is asking people with actual relationships, not the guys that dated a female night elf in goldshire when they were 15

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>>600254932
Now just get her to roll her "r"'s while blowing you and you'll be set.

>>600253401
Weight gain.

I put a lot off time into my body and she was in decent shape, but she let herself go and it pretty much killed our intimacy.

Pretty much told her fat/sag kills it for me and she can get her body together or leave before the relationship dies off slowly.

>>600254891
I'm guessing she's a little "chubby" and not so good in bed yeah?

>cause if she was hot and skinny you'd let her get away with murder. No fault we're only human, unlike the gashes, who are something else.

>>600254891
im this anon >>600254782 and i guess i had similar experiences. i knew she loved me and i guess i loved her too but she was selfish, like yours. she just saw her own needs a lot of the time and youd end up putting in more than youd get back, honestly it was really hard for me to leave my ex and in the end what made me leave her wasnt whats bothering you but after leaving her and after getting through that first 2 months of missing her i felt A LOT better. i felt healthier, happier, more free, i felt like i was spending my energy in ways that just made more sense.

it was hard to do it but after doing it and after the initial shock wore off i felt a lot better. dont stay with some girl who dont recognize your needs, if she wont go out of her way to make you happy shes just not worth hanging around.

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>>600254921

This.. So mutch this..
Not my first long relationship, but my first with a girl that I believe loves me but wont adheed to my needs (not just sexual).

The feeling that is knawing in the back of my head saying "I told you a looong time a go you should break it of"...

>>600253401
Oldfag here. Having had a few long term relationships (that I think were successful even though they didn't last forever) I'd say:

1. The priorities in life that we once shared change, and are now different.
2. Lack of excitement; I have a need for freshenss. Staleness kills everything in a relationship for me: sex, communications, fun. I then look for a change.
3. I realise the habits/idiosyncrasies/style that the person has always had will in fact never change, despite my best efforts, and eventually become too hard to live with. People only change when they choose to.

>>600254932
where the fuck did "got in" come from... i didn't type that shit.

Fucking NSA intercepting shit again...

>>600255089
The fact that you're even familiar with the phrase, "female night elf in goldshire" tells me you never had any son.

When your GF suddenly becomes religious, I can't stand when people throw away their logic and reason, especially compounded by the fact that they weren't religious when first started dating.

Only happened once but I was out of there the same week she started going to church.

>>600254337
This this this. This is such a big dealbreaker I neg straight 10's for this unattractive attitude when out drinking with friend. Bitch don't kill my vibe.

>>600255265
kek'd so hard
my dick
flew into
wifes ass
i came

>>600253401
People change themselves to fit their partners ideal.

But when they realize either
a.) It's too hard to keep living up to their standards or expectation
b.) They aren't putting as much effort into it as you are

That's when relationships slowly break off.

is the 3 year itch a thing now?

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>>600255151

Hahaha, Thats what i was thinking as well.
She is the bomb in bed I still like to fuck her even after 4+ years.. Still has a fit body, BUT thats all she is good for.. ALL..

Ther rest is ME, ME, ME, ME..
Im I turning into an oldfag when good sex is not enough in a relationship???

>>600254913
Tbh onahole is really nice lol

>>600255372
>>600255265
Jesus if no one thinks you're clever or funny it's just better to be quiet instead of digging the hole deeper

>>600255378
i think this is the best way you can sum it up. thats how ive felt at the end of every relationship, you definitely change for someone, and if they dont change enough for you then that'll bother you, or if you have to change too much to accomodate them that'll bother you too.

Experience on the matter : 6 year relationship with woman, preceded by 1 year 8 month relationship before current GF.

What do you have as an absolute dealbreakers in a relationship??
You find a girl, fall in love, relationship ensues.
years pass, you break it off.. WHY??

> My only full deal breakers in a relationship would be infidelity on the part of the woman, loss of interest or spark in the relationship, or treated with a lack of respect by my partner. i currently have to deal with my current girlfriend chewing with her mouth open.... nothing in the fucking work pisses me off as much as bad manners but i stick with her regardless of her flaws, because thats what true love is. If you cant get past the negatives and see very little positives, thats the true sign that its time for the relationship to end.

> One personal dealbreaker for me would be lack of respect of themselves. aka. lack of hygiene, lack of care of their own body. If you cant respect yourself, how could you expect respect from me?

>>600253401
Effort, or lack there of, if a girl i get into a relationship expects me to do everything I.E. start conversations first, suggest things to do first, make the first move in bed, that sort of thing. Thats a deal breaker because at that point to me it doesnt seem like they care enough or are thinking about me enough to come up with things to do with me.

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>>600255493
Dudebromanfriendpal I hear you on that one.

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>>600254921
Gtfo you stupid faggot, and kill yourself on the way

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>>600254641

>>I want to do things to her

reminds me of this skit on Family guy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS4Sn44e104

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>>600255204

I love her I know, and its gonna take me the best part of about 3+ months to get over her.

But as the first rule of the banker says; Always protect your investement.
Following this; With a little effort (My question), what could be done to make her see me??
If nothing then the answer is simple.
Investement lost anyway...

>>600255444
There's something your not telling us.

guys I'm abusing my gf for no reason ..what do?

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>>600255731
forgot pic

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>>600255827
Hit her twice for me.

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>>600255244

This is what I feared...
This is always what i come back to.
So as another anon said; I am just making exuses for myself and looking for something that is not possible to change.

>>600253401
My absolute deal breaker is if she wants kids. I hate kids and don't want any.

>>600255493
The vampire type of people. I fucking hate them.

>>600255888
I dont hurt her but I make her everything her fault and she just cry and say its really hers when she did nothing wrong

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>>600255731

There is a lot coz i dont want to write a book..
Was you thinking of something special??

I can tell you that she has some "Personal issues" and is in treatment. This har worked out fine but now she is all better and I feel that I am in the way...

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>>600254891
Same here. Was in a relationship and she was constantly nagging. Felt miserable every time I was with her. Told her to fuck off after 2+ years and I loved her but just couldn't take her shit anymore. Feel a lot better now.

>>600255244
Older fag

1.Implying that women have morals and don't do what they want with who they want when they want without any consideration for the consequences or who they hurt.

2. Lack of excitement. It's just unrealistic to expect to maintain that new relationship excitement.

3.Wiminz are born ebil, even Jeebus says so.

>>600253401

The answer, faggots, is that any attachment brings suffering and there is a breakup in any relationship.

Another issue is selfishness - when you are trying to gain or get something from the other.

What a prove? Go to some young prostitute and be very nice to her, imagine that she is your actual gf (for today). You will get that kind of happiness any stupid relationship fags would never dream to.

The lesson - do not be selfish, do not attach to anything and just be nice to them, and you will get joy and happiness in a feedback loop.

Also bunch of fucking retards.

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>>600256044
Well you're just a sick bastard. Don't worry Karma will get you.

>>600255151
what do you know about that, anon? 4 years is a long time, and skinny model-like sexgods is good and all, but it might be shallow over time. My girlfriend is a skinny blonde and good in bed, but we have been together for a long time, and things aren't the same as they were. We change, an start to have different goals in life, and different plans on how we ought to live our lives. That is a dealbreaker, no matter how hot she is.

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Thx for the replies m8s,

Confirmation bias ensue...

>>600256468
The key words here:
>do not attach to anything

Mother nature says other wise. Come back when you've lived a little son.

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>>600256468

Well..

This is kind of the problem.
Im giving, she is giving ->Balance
Now: Im giving, She taking -> inbalance

tl;dr; is there a way to restore balance or am i fooling myself???

>>600256025
>>600255493
The worst part of all is my current GF is going down that path, im doing everything i can to stop that, i dont want to lose another person i care about to a fucking computer.

>>600256574
She's already fucking around on you isn't she?

>>600256774
Classic suck 'em in and cut 'em off.

sucks /b/ro

My gf got weight and I feel like I don't really love her or even like her at all. I can't break up though. How do I gain courage to do so? I am constantly thinking about it. Fuck. I feel like a potatoe for not being able to send her to the moon.

Where the fuck do I get the motivation to leave her?

>>600255608
>>600256814
Replied to my own comment like a chode, you were meant to be replied to with my other comment sorry

>>600256359

That feel.

Most of physically attractive phenotype are dumb selfish cunts, just because from the evolutionary perspective they are doing great - so no brains needed.

Unless they have some trauma or been abused they will remain stupid, narcissistic selfish cunts, and that is a sad truth.

So, do not expect anything else from them.

is the chick in the white bikini;s name michelle

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>>600253629
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>>600256468

Contribooting appreciated anons...

Have a related pic of someone you havent yet fucked....

>>600254829

LOL. The funniest copypasta ever. Never stop.

Also, your tiny cock. It's funny too. Post pics of that.

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>>600257179

Repost.. No sauce

>>600257274
Wat? That bitch gave me crabs!

>>600256774

Just be worth of being "loved" (that means be biologically attractive and have a tiny bit of empathy), so she will give without asking.

But this is an impossible task for retards here.

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>>600257399

I tested myself last week, I SWEAR IT WASNT ME...

>>600253401
Well there is that shit that you should get a lot of great experiences together. That strengthens the bond. Sometimes this is difficult from the start, if you don't have similar hobbies (some people do like that). On the question of hobbies, you should have some which are not shared. Everybody needs personal space. That might be difficult to adjust between people with different needs. For example if she doesn't understand/like it that you need your own space, a few hours without her, it will soon cause the relationship to break. The same goes backwards of course.
But one of the most important things is to have mutual goals and that you should know what do you want from this relationship. Most relationships will break when the pair changes in different directions, becoming strangers to the significant other. This is one of the greatest enemies of a relationship as it is subtle, takes a long time, and when you recognize it, it already happened. This can be countered by openness and communication, and a great amount of self-knowledge from both sides. Still, sometimes love wears off - perhaps you should not have been together anyway. You have to make a relationship work without the flames of lust and love, as most deciding things happen outside of that.

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>>600257521
Spoken like a true virgin. Stay pure.

>>600254597
Girl foud both with bigger dick.

>>600257705

That's a complement.

>>600257374
i know her irl if you have more

>>600257521
You know I generally don't agree with such blindly judgemental comments even here on /b/.
>>600257705
But this guy is right, your comment does scream out that getting laid is still a hurdle for you in life.

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>>600257374
Need more of that.

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>>600257069
Yep anon. Selfish cunts describes it well.
Being somewhat 30 now I start to understand that having no expectations to people around you is kind of a nice protective mechanism for your sanity. Most women I meet nowdays are superficial dumb whores or divorced milfs with 2 kids.

Thinking about giving arranged marriage interviews a try as I'm kind of disillusioned about 'true' love.

post too long didnt read it.....

faped to pic though

>>600256838
no, she is very comitted to me, mostly because im her first boyfriend, and first guy to have sex with her. But the real problem is that over the years, we have become different with different than what we were in the beginning. I have grown tired of her, and tired of the way she acts and talks and who she has become. But i think some of the blame is on me, because i knew we had different long time goals even back when we first stared dating. For instance, i want to travel the world and see stuff and make experiances, while she only want to live in the same boring town for the rest of her life. It kinda annoys me

>>600253401
>She is more into her dogs than she is me

Bestiality? Hot, she's a keeper.

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>>600253918
>Finally decide I trust my gf and let her hang out with a guy friend
>She doesn't text back all night
>6am
>"hey sorry im home"
>Broke up that day

Don't do it lads, don't trust them one bit.

>>600257847
I've been with plenty of girls with bigger dicks than me, ( a couple of time it came up in conversation but mostly given the number of girls I've been with it has to have happened not infrequently). So why were they with me in the first place and not still with them. Doesn't compute. And neither do women, so there's your answer.

>>600257969
Reported, have fun in the pokey faggot

>>600258244
Sounds like the perfect woman. Tell her to call me.

>>600258801
With my long blonde hair ill be passed around for cigarettes like you pass that pasta.

If dubs I'll be the bitch of a tranny named 'Large Marge'

>>600253401
Been with my girl for over 2 years now.

The reason I've been considering ending it, is she is just a slob. I should have realized it when we where first dating and her apartment was just covered with clothes, and shit. She literally has an entire dresser, and half the closet to herself, and she still leaves piles of dirty clothes that make it impossible to move around or get to my clothes in the closet, she never cleans anything, or does anything related to maintaining the house. She will leave trash lying around on the floor. I have to do literally everything involving cleaning. The ONLY thing she contributes is paying the utilities, which aren't much since we live in AZ, and my house is small. She doesn't have to pay rent or part of the mortgage (since i own the house outright).

Of course she is good at sex, and likes a lot of the same stuff i do.

But often I miss living alone, and quite frankly its fucking depressing always having to clean up after someone else.

Broke up with a girl after I found out she didn't wipe after peeing.

>>600259033
Top Kek, nice dubs

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>>600259033
Ahue

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>>600258342
Too close to home. To close.

>I'm out

>>600258342
lolfag

>>600259033
lel

>>600253401
I was with my ex 3 1/2 years and broke it off like 6 months ago. Girl was super jealous and crazy. She'd go thru my messages and get all pissed off at me for talking to my female friends from back home or really any female I was ever in contact with. Mind you this girl was living with me for $100 a month and tried to act like the place wa hers. I could go on for hours but basically I wasn't happy being with her and neither was she. So I broke it off.

>>600259310
Hold me
>>600259343
Deserve that hahahaha

>>600255321
How do you neg them about this? Just say 'im sick of hearing about your shit?'

Or what?

>>600254782
You fucker
She loved you through the shit times and you just left her?
That's why divorce rates are so goddamn high now, people don't realize when to stay together

>>600260137
Or when to leave. Which will lead to catastrophic events.

Me and my girl so far don't have a deal breaker. She's cheated on me, I've cheated on her. She's done some fucked up shit, so have I. Have tons of stories, have been together for 4 years now and even though she drives me insane sometimes I still love her and she loves me and we know were not going to leave eachother.
>inb4 a faggot

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>>600253401
im so desperate that nothing short of being a landwhale or a -2/10 would stop me

>>600254782
You had a unicorn

Cats. Fucking cats.

Every cat-loving girl I've ever dated lacked the ability to form human relationships.

(and no, loving cats AND dogs doesn't help. Dogs are great, but for some reason that doesn't help a cat-lover be human)

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>>600253401
I broke off my first relationship because the girl became a bitch. Additionally, she cut off her long hair and got a bunch of piercings on her face, which she knew I hated.

....

Thinking back she might have done that on purpose for me to break it off and me being the "bad guy".

>>600254782
you just kind of gave me a little faith in woman again.

You're a cunt though.

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>>600253401
>She Cheats on Me
>She lets herself still get pushed around by her parents even when we own a house/flat together
>She doesn't stand up for herself
>she is a push over
I need some fire and some life.

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>>600253401

Bunch of emotional faggotry in here as though your feels have anything to do with the evolutionary biology/psychology driving your need to pair bond/separate and inseminate other females.

Codependents can stay attached for many years, they get all miserable and fat and use other coping mechanisms like sports and beer to try to avoid their emotions to move on to the next mate.

We all need fairly constant change. You cant eat the same food every day for 30 years. Try it. You can't.

It's your body telling you to find something else and the inital hormones and body chemistry you had in the honeymoon phase will ALWAYS wear off.

Married people say you have to work through it.

Bullshit.

Dont get married, if you're a man, you'll lose all your $$$$hit. If you're a woman go for marriage that's a nice fat payday.

sidenote: cheating wife emails me nudes by mistake thinking I'm another person. Afterwards tells me her husband is such a good man and has given her everything she wants. She just needed new dick.

pic related. its your grandma fucking around with a photographer because your grandpa bored the shit out of her at one point in time too. it just wasnt as easy to get caught before cell phones and technology.

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>>600253401
Girls with zero confidence, i literally dont have the energy to have an argument with them every time they go off at me for complimenting them in any way. Also girls that jump to conclusions because of the slightest shit

>>600262075
That kind of works. You're even. I like it.

>>600263085
I disagree.

Obviously for some people this might hold true, but you can't say this is what it's like for everybody.

She got fat. i got out.

>>600263159
Oh yeah, you mean the majority of internet(tumblr) having teenage to young adult women today? They're a fucking class act I tell ya.

>>600264084
>>600263159
"hey"
"yeah?"
"you're a cutie"
"no I'm not"
"yes you are"
"no I'm not everyone says I am ugly and I am and I want to kill myself look at these cuts on me cause I wanna kill myself cause nobody loves me and even if they did I wouldn't give a shit"

>>600263656
Prove me wrong with 1 greentext lil nigga.

>inb4 parents happily married 40 years
>inb4 you're not a betafag and your wife cucks you

>>600263085
Bitterfag detected

>>600253401
she wanted to party.
all day. everyday.
said she just wants to have fun with her friends
> had "fun" with other dudes after partying

>>600264482
what's wrong with the parents example?

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>>600264793
Girls just wanna have fun :^)

>>600263474
Yea, as long as I satisfy her fantasy, she satisfies mine. And boy do I have some fantasies, she has some pretty interesting ones as well.

Back in the navy (when we started dating) the guy who she cheated with told me about it, I was cool with it planned a surprise 3some. I told him to convince her to cheat again (get her drunk and shell suck you off, and anyone else if she's horny).

He convinces her to take her down to shaft alley. And they start fucking and I'm right down there waiting for them. As she was bent over, I walked up and she saw me like I was a ghost, but guy kept pounding her. I then decided to call her a slut and everything else in the book. All while she's still getting pounded from behind. I then pull out my dick and start face fucking her.high five my buddy, and we swap every few minutes. At first she was so scared, but then she got into it. She may say no at first, but a slut will eventually enjoy it. I came in her pussy and him on her face. Told him he can fuck her anytime as long as he uses a condom, this guys parties in Thailand like a king.

>>600264954
Fucked up but I guess if it works, it works.
Good for you anon.

>>600253401
If she starts:
>cheating
>smoking
>bitching too much
>paying too much attention to work
>> thats how cheating starts most of the time btw
>spending too much money on shit she doesnt need and whining when you bring it to her attention
>doesnt look for sex anymore

>>600255721
That is the shittiest shoop I have seen all day.
Congrats!

>>600254782
100% what happened in my life, I understand how you felt.

Even though people might think you're a douche you don't want to be 40 and wondering what the rest of the world is like.

>>600264454
It gets so old, so fast. Can't say shit without it losing all meaning on the fuckwits.

I love this one though
>you're not fat, you're literally borderline underweight
>no cause my mummy said to suck my stomach in one time when i was a toddler and i will never forget i will always be fat no matter what u say i hate my 6/10 body so much ugh you will never understand

>>600264811

Parents grew up 50 years ago. Shit was different. Fewer choices. Fewer temptations. Less sexual advertisement. Less transparency day to day. And women that werent trying to be empowered men.

and even then they were fucking miserable. look at divorce rates you twat. And those are just the people that couldnt take it any longer.. so many more living in misery.

>>600265299
ayyy understanding
One of my great dealbreakers is when the bitch tells me I can't/won't/don't understand anything at all to do with her. Get the fuck outta here with that shit, you're not interesting and now you're fucking dropped

>>600254399
>my gf has a bit of blurred vision at a distance
That is called myopia.
Your gf needs glasses.

>>600265060
Hey, shes made me do some fucked up shit too. Not that I didn't enjoy it. A few weeks ago she came forth that she wanted me to have sex with an... Uhhh... 18, yes 18 year old, she had even invited her to our apartment. When I came home I saw my gf and a random chick both in cheer leading uniforms and started calling me coach. So yes, its been pretty fun so far

>>600259881
you grab them by the throat and slap them, choke them as you take off their panties...etc., etc.

If they let themselves go; (fat, don't shower for ages, become hermit)
If they become too controlling or jealous
If they break my trust
If they start relying on me financially

>>600253556
You stupid fuck

that was almost trips

>>600265510
You're so smart, where did you get your badge of intellect?
All those autists these fucking days.

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>>600255226
fucking virgin retard lol
kek

People get bored with each other, it's sad but also natural.

>>600253401
>fucked a nigger

>>600253401

I'm currently wrestling with whether or not to stay with my current GF. About two years after we started living together, she stopped wanting to have sex with me. She keeps telling me it's because she's got some sexual abuse history and that she's not sure how to get past it. I keep telling her that I'm a patient man and that I can wait.

That was three years ago.

I've tried everything. Giving her space, trying to be romantic, taking fiduciary responsibility so that she could go back to school...hell, I even joined a gym and went from 260 lbs to currently 210-215 lbs range (I'm 6'2") in the hopes that getting trim and fit would at least visually entice her to be more warm/intimate/horny. So far, no dice and no signs of change.

I love her and I know she loves me but we just don't connect at all on that level. But I'm also 36 and the prospects are pretty terrible where I live, at least according to OKC and PoF. I'm also not a bar guy, which doesn't help.

My point is, love is a hell of a drug and once it's in you, your tolerance for the other person's bullshit will skyrocket, usually out of necessity, perceived or otherwise. If I bolted every time the other person pissed me off or put me off, I'd never have a relationship.

>>600267209

moot you said youd leave this place you cuck

>>600267209
She's telling you that to keep you at a distance. Probably fucks other dudes or is a closeted lesbian.

Keep her and fuck other girls.

Easy one.

Anyone with real problems?

>>600267465

Yeah, but I'm not a scumbag. I've always believed that if you were going to cheat on someone, you shouldn't be with them in the first place.

I don't want someone else, I just want her to get her shit together.

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ITT men who are not men let women run/ruin their lives.

>women run their lives
>women

I sport fuck girls like the ones all you morons are talking about. And I have a really amazing Asian girlfriend that I experience actual feels with. Just very sexually driven and one woman will never be enough. That's why kings had harems... and why you have some chick that wont fuck you.

grats on failing at the only thing you're meant for.

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>>600267808

And pray tell who told you that having sex with more than one woman is something only a scumbag would do?

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it was a female.

You have low self esteem and misplaced morals. I didnt say beat them and treat them like shit. I said fuck them.

What is it about fucking women that makes you a scumbag?

And if you're worried about lying.... trust me women are way better liars than you could ever aspire to be.

Wait til you get caught cheating and she tries to cut you down because she's angry. Then you'll get the real truth out of her about what she thought of you all along. lol

5 years with little/no sex... clearly you're doing it wrong.

>>600253401

Biggest dealbreaker for me is if she's prepared to step all over her beliefs and principles to appease me.

Ex gf did that because she loved me and didn't want to lose me, but it only spiraled down to me making sadistic, outlandish requests from her and her doing them. Lost all respect for her, started despising her and broke up.

So never fold yourself in half for anyone. They'll just hate you for it.

>>600268231
Only sociopaths react in that manner.

>>600267814
Thanks for that picture

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>>600268602

You're welcome.

What a morning thread /b/

I put up with a ton of shit (cheating, breakups, etc) in my current relationship and now that I feel like I could totally end it, she suddenly has all of the passion and intimacy that I had for her when she was off with another dude.

It's like I'm looking at a reflection of my self from 6 months ago now, and I can't tell if I'm being mocked and should stay with it or not.

wont date anyone who believes in a 'god'

imaginary friends are for kids

>>600269460

Lol run dude

>>600269492
You believe in no God.. as though your beliefs are something you could prove either.

Just as dumb as anyone else that says they believe in something beyond our capacity for understanding.

Congrats on being an idealistic autistic fag. Church pussy is soooo delicious.

>>600269492
agreed

super religious is a total dealbraker

>>600268486

I think it's the fact that I never loved her in the first place and that she was a total beta. Respect doesn't fall out of the fucking sky, you have to earn it.

>>600269629

only problem is that it's exactly like everyone says; made tons and I mean tons of exceptions for her. it's a fucking feel trip trying to do anything, always.

>>600254782
Fuck you (previously) fat retard.