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boil it

>>600240068
Take care of it and love it as if it were your child.

An hero by eating it then breathing fire.

>>600240290
rolling

>>600240756
winrar

>>600240756
k give me a min

water still boiling

>>600241283
dont forget salt in water... I mean ur gon eat this thing right?

Dubs and op shoves boiled wallet in his ass

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>>600241977
lel-

topkek...itsa gooda boil

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>>600241977
8 decides what next

>>600242374
douse in a flammable liquid and burn

>>600242374
Insert and remove from anus repeatedly until prolapse

>>600242374
eat'em

>>600242514
roll

Hang on dick and fap into soggy wallet

>>600242514
rel

>>600242600
dubs should win

cut up- make omelette

>>600242608
>>600242514
winrar

i will do this>>600242514
only i have to go and check on something ill be back in like 20 mins

are you Krystian?
that mofo had this wallet.

>>600242786
the fuck,

Masturbate into crusty sock, cry on /r9k/, ask mommy to microwave some tendies for you, then self anal fist until prolapse.

>>600242786
too long. Fist fuck self anal until prolapse.

Go suck a dick then self anal fist fuck until prolapse.

bumping cause OP is delivering

also you guys ever see slurpee cups on boobs?

Shit is the fucking best

If anyone wants to see slurpee lids on tits leme know and I'll post

>>600244029
curios

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>>600244079
We had an entire thread the other day devoted to finding a picture
we only came up with one.
But I wanted it so bad. I was all "AYE GOTTA SEE THIS NOW" And waited up for like 1 hr 30

but for you. I will make it easy.

Save it and enjoy my friend

>>600244515
lelelel

>>600244515
That thread kept me up past my bedtime, but worth it

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don't know why but this shit made me laugh.

any1 still here or should i not bother with the burning wallet?

>>600245449
lurking

>>600245165
I know right bro! My fucking mouth was frothy/
>>600245045
shit's like heroin my nigga

>>600245449
still here bro!!

How do you burn a soggy wallet?

>>600245740
7 min

Make a milk shake out of it. Each dubs is a indgredient

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HAIL FIREOX. MAY HIS FIERY GLORY COMPEL OP TO DELIVER.

>>600245927
This

>>600245740
microwave for 1 minute first then burn, if dubs will you jack it with the ash once its cooled?

>>600245927
Take to long
Op pick a random series of number we gets to get his ingredients

>>600245927
1/4 cup flour

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>>600244515
Like this?

>>600246450
god damn I've got diamonds in my pants now.
Shieeet

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>>600246450
you have got it

also if you have access a bit of slag would go great in a mil shake OP

>>600247037
here it comes

>>600247037
here goes

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Pretty soggy, not sure if it will burn well

>>600247159
kekekekekekekek

>>600247209
yraaaaaaaash

literally not doing much, plastic is melting a bit but its not going to burn up or anything

Make a milkshake

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What now, 4 decides

Milk shake

>>600247783
stick it in your ass

We pick the ingredients for your milkshake

>>600247818
rolling

fill it with flour. mail it to obama

>>600247783
duct tape it to a random windshield

>>600247950
rolllll

>>600245927
Re roll

>>600247950
rellll

>>600247950
rolllins

>>600245927

>>600247905

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microwave for 1 minute and 40 seconds

>please

>>600247934
huh ok

>>600248204
kek

honestly the nearest post office box is a bit away, maybe something else??

>>600248407
still going for a 4? im still rolling for microwave man.

>>600248579
yeah, keep rolling, fuck obama

>>600248185
roll

>>600248674
winrar
>>600248185

>>600248632
i dont know man you got eggs? put like two in a pan and fucking make a wallet omlet.

>>600248674
FUCK YES

ok, doing now, has metal in it so i'll need to take that out

>>600248824
ok

>thisgonnabegood.gif

>>600248824
NO LEAVE THE METAL

>>600247950
I want dis

1 sec someone using microwave

>>600249028
we shall roll again perhaps after the microwave has its meeting with the wallet. also if we do roll for the windsheild we gotta have op put something autistic in it. like a picture of mlp if he can.

>>600249222
>trips
nice one

>>600249239
or a picture of OPs cock inside

give us a sec, this cunt is taking their time
>i checked em

>>600249343
rellin this immediately after it comes out of microwave
69 get

put in your semen to the milk shake, preferably do a webm of you cumming into the cup for complete win

>>600249343
that too, actually sounds better now that you say it.

Op post pictures of his room so we can get a idea of what we have to work with

>>600249456
second try on this

A ransom note made of cut out magazine letters. And a random picture of a kid

Milkshake

>>600249677
with pic of cock and mlp, make those bastards confused as fuck..
>i need this so bad

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its going in

>>600249903
hell yea op.

Put finger nail clipping, seaman, snot, shit, piss and dandruff in the wallet and mail it to the nearest police station

>>600249903
Ｂ̯͍̓ͯ̐͌͝ ̹̦̪͖̮̮͓̽̈́͑̈́ͪ́Ｕ͇̹͐͐ ̺͖̠̓ͩͥͤͤ̏̅̕Ｒ̤̳̤̍ͥ̑̊͘ ̖̙̻̫̙̥͛̀Ｎ̷̤͚̀̇̒̑ͩ̀ ͦ̈́ͬͨ̌̚͏̣̤͔̬͖͕ ͙̑Ｉ͇̈́̄͂̑͐̾ͥ ̴̤̹̳͓̪Ｔ̈́̾̏ͫ͢

>>600249991

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looks fucked

>>600250315
dick on wallet

>>600250209
fuck that, op is actually delivering.
>>600250315 Keep rolling?

Put credit card on it with code on wallet

crumb>deepfry>wallet schnitzel

Use it As a wallet for 3 days

>>600250315
show us that official looking piece of paper

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>>600250391
yup, just non of that butt stuff, roll a 3, i kinda want to do the windscreen thing so roll for that + what goes inside the wallet

>>600250555
.checked em

>>600250599

>>600250634
>>600249677
This.
>>600247950
This.

Also cum in it.

>>600250669
Rolling

not doing that kid shit

>>600250634
pic of mlp cock and suicide note saying you love Hitler.
>3 get

>>600250669
Rerolling

>>600249222
>>600250666
>>600250777
ermahgerd

>>600250669
Also some MLP pics.

Blend it up with everything in the kitchen make it in to soup give it to the first person you see

>>600250897
Reroll, i need this Op

>>600247950
>>600250634
>>600249677
>>600247950
add some 9gag kek in there

>>600250669
roll

>>600251014
>Signed N9gag army in ransom note

>>600250897
this

>>600251048
we love you op. suicide note, pic of cock, and egg.
also if you love me too some mlp

>>600251148
>>600251014
reroll

Just a not that says this is my fetish, and walk to a traffic light to duct tape a standing car

Mix Styrofoam and gasoline together, much more Styrofoam than gasoline. Make it thick enough to where you can mold it by hand, all sculpture like and shit. Use the wallet as the body, and sculpt arms, legs, head and whatever else the fuck you want to your new wallet man.

Light wallet man on fire.

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>>600245959
OP MUST BOW DOWN TO THE AUTHORITY AND LIMITLESS POWER OF FIREOX

>>600250669
reroll

Cum in it, and write a suicide note about how fucked up you are.

>>600251206
Fuck it pick three things you want to put in there that we rolled for and make an omelet and put that shit in there too

>>600251313
ffs first post that is a 3 and its nothing

>>600251393
Fuck you man getting all the 3's

Still think wallet man is a good idea.

flash drive with gore on it taped to suicide note, with mlp pic saying its your #1 waifu

>>600251478
yeah but I'm to lazy and i don't have any styrofoam to make home made napalm

>>600251478
let it go man...let it go

>>600251295
rolling

gently mix wallet with egg and cook then tape it to windshield

>>600250897
rolling

>>600251577
But. Wallet man.

Just throw it at the first perosnyou see

Just do what you want op. nobody's getting a 3

>>600251806
This

>>600251754
I want wallet man

>>600251754
rly bad

>>600250580
this perhaps

>>600251923
winrar =D

>>600251923
ok I'm doing what i want, fuck your 3

>>600250634
windscreen thing, with whatever sort of condiment you first see when your open your fridge

>>600249850
This get

>>600251943
winrar

>>600251754
its just ahead of it's time is all.. its an ok idea.. leaave it for the next wallet thread

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doing the egg one

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>>600252104
fuck yea. will be lurking till then.

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on motion

>>600252336
earlier you said some one was using microwave? what do they think of this?

>>600252444
holy shit, 4th trips, nah i made sure they were gone b4 i did it

>>600252601
who do you share with?

>>600252100
Then I'll sit and wait. I will prepare an army of wallet men. Then one day, when you all least expect it I will make my own wallet thread. And I will have an army of flaming wallet men.

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>>600252701
not important, i'm just leaving a note saying egg and MLP4EVA

most interesting thread ive been in all night.

>>600252914
we've been trolled

>>600252914
you are winning tonight Anon.

>>600252336
where you from op? looks like a german kitchen

https://4archive.org/b/thread/600240068

>>600252854
>wallet men can't melt steel beams

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ok here is the final creation
ill go stick it to someones car

>>600253150
well done, OP

>>600253018
australia actually

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>>600252854
>army of flaming wallet men
I look forward to this

>>600253150
Thank you so much for the mlp4eva

>>600253228
Don't forget the Vegemite

>>600253228
ah shit :P
almost

alright ill be back in 10 or so mins, keep bumping so it doesn't 404, ill be back guys, pics will be taken

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pic related?

>>600253150
now strap to someone's car?

>>600240068
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

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bumping

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bump

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badabump

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bump

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Fucking owners came out just as I finished, shaking atm

>>600254436
lmao

>>600254436
fuck yeah based anon

>>600254436
you have done a good deed today Anon, i will always remember you and on occasion kek at the pictures that i have saved. i hope they see that mpl4eva.

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>>600254436
Well done anon

good job...damn fine culinary wallet skills cunt

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>>600253228
knew you'd be from Aus once i recognised dis

many, many of those tissues have provided their services to me

you from QLD?

>>600254992
haha yeah

>>600255079
If I go outside and find an egg wallet on my car...

>>600255079
Brisbane? I'm going to laugh hard if that's one of my mates' cars

Alright guys, I'm out, well will just see who finds the magic egg-wallet on their car tomorrow. OP out.

Today, op wasn't a faggot.