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2015-02-23 16:05:48 Post No. 600125839
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2015-02-23 16:05:48
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> 7th grade
> have butch lesbo teacher for Health
> do everything physically possible to fuck with her
> cut out piece of paper shaped as a phone and pretend to text under desk
> when she would take take the iPaper I would just whip out another
> Shrek was really big at the time so I would say "donkaaayyyy" and progressively get louder
> eventually yelling DONNKKEEYYY every time she turned around to write something on the board
> my buddy Tom would sing the Krusty Krab pizza song
> THE KRUSSTTYY KRAAAA-AAAAABBB PIZZAA IS THE PIZZA YEAHH YEAHH FOR YOU AND MEEE-EEE-EEEEEEEEEEYAAHHH
> this dike had the mental fortitude of a shaolin monk I don't know how she didn't wring our necks -- and believe me she could have
> eventually start outright skipping Health (7th period) with Tom
> we would literally sit in the locker room and crack jokes and bullshit for 45 minutes
> do this for a week
> dike teacher obviously notices
> next week, called in to main office
> brought in to conference room with vice principal and professor dike
> straight up ask me where I've been during 7th period for a week
> straight up tell them I had diarrhea
> tell them some changes in the cafeteria food have been disagreeing with the delicate ecosystem of my stomach
> tell them the stomach pains would hit me at exactly the same time every day, at the beginning of 7th period
> nearly piss themselves laughing
> get suspended for a day
I've got plenty of these
