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>>600027129
2
captcha: symen
>>600027266
3
>>600027266
what did they expect, they asked for it
>>600027129
bumppity
>>600027129
>>600027129
5
>>600027894
Fuck you science, I know why this works but I don't like it.
>>600027805
>Dat Dance
>>600027129
>>600028135
What happened there? Aliens?
>>600029391
no that was Gravity by Alfonso Cauron featuring Sandra Bullock and George Clooney
>>600029391
It's a weather balloon with a camera on it.
>>600027129
.....
>>600027129
bumpin
>>600029646
fucker just gave up.
>>600029798
the filename is what makes this, silly...
>>600029646
fish are retarded
cmon contriboot
>>600027129
stoopid monkey
>>600030609
>>600030590
As are women.
>Oh this guy is really concentrating on playing the guitar, better go rub my ass on him.
>>600031551
If you can't fuck three bitches in one night after that entrance, you've got some crazy huge tumor on your face.
>>600031804
Is that a fucking mini crossbow?
Whats a good program to convert things to webm?
I just learned how to convert frame rates and I've been playing around with 60fps porn and even 120fps porn.
>6000000
>600000000
Who is this woman?
>>600032260
Webm for Retards, but I just tried the new version out and I don't like it very much
>>600032084
no shit huh
>>600032170
looks like it
>>600027129
Why shoot monkeys?
Bush meat? That shit will kill you, silly africans.
>>600032596
give up
>>600027919
>.webm (2.53 MB, 960x720)
trips
>>600028310
I'm not mad...just disappointed.
>>600032879
for fun?
I used to shoot birds and public lights from my yard. company guy had to repair the lights every week.
>>600031019
Being a helicopter pilot, I know how annoying it is when people flash shit at you, specially at night, fuckers got what they deserved.
>>600032260
there's also xmedia recode, but there's too much shit for me
http://www.xmedia-recode.de/en/download.html
>>600027129
>>600030609
Nice trade.
>>600027129
still here
>>600033230
This is illegal where I live, and if they caught the plate number it's a huge fine. Canada's gay, don't live here.
>>600030609
>>600033383
aparently they both died
>>600033444
Dude ran fast as fuck for having both hands occupied.
Then again, he is a nignog
>>600033610
was it actually such a big problem there is a law on the books
>>600030609
Story?
>>600027397
omg I lost
>>600032457
how to draw a circle
>>600031804
fuckin chinks
>>600034190
what is right click, search google, answer....WTF IS IT ANON!?
>>600028310
hahhahahaha
anybody got the webm of isis/syrian rebel army (idk which) shooting the yellow car on the highway with aks ?
>>600033813
And smoking..
What a fucking disgrace...
>>600031804
These fuckers are rounding the dogs for meat.
Mfw tourists are literally eating dog meats from road side stalls.
>>600028895
My sides
>>600034748
was thinking the same thing
>>600033020
that's a whole new level of shitposting
>>600034241
>>600033610
oh and the guy's laugh was hilarious
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=14c_1415405857&comments=1
>>600033515
You could say, he drifted into his grave
>>600029646
>>600030215
>>600030590
It's a brazilian cone snail, you see the little horn it has, it shoots a very toxic dart which paralyses its prey. It kills a shit load of people in Brazil, specially tourist who just pick up the Conch thinking it's pretty then get GIT
still posting
>>600027805
Absolutely what..
>>600028310
even cats know furries are sad cunts
>>600029391
looks like a weather balloon, probably just popped
>>600030590
>bitch im trying to play my g-tar
>>600027919
whats this from?
>>600033813
>>600034464
it's obviously art you silly boys
>>600035015
did they died?
Post your 11th webm
bump
>>600034937
kek I laugh exactly like this
>>600035358
IDK, have no fucking idea but it's funny, espc. the dog
>>600032001
lol
>>600027805
dat pillow shield
> didn't work
>>600027894
Please, what is the name of this?
Tourbillion cube?
>>600035506
what the fuck am I watching
>>600028895
better with thug life songs in background
>>600030590
"I wasn't gonna smack that bitch.....but I was high"
>>600031551
>Insert Kanye West: Power
>>600035714
this the cringiest thing I have ever watched since coming to 4chan
>>600034748
>newfag detected
says "mfw with no face pic
>>600035799
cat in heat lol
>>600035244
Keep going if you don't mind
>>600035750
idk i just named it that because it looks like it has a tourbillon in it
>>600027639
Running people over is the normal thing to do.
>>600032084
actually it was planned, and 30 seconds after his landing her bitch came from the middle of nowhere, kissed him and returned to her bitchfriends, just marking her territory
and fag was like "ooh baby" and then she turned her back damn I was mad
so no, he didn't fuck no one
>>600035244
why are american people so stupid ?
>>600035506
Dunno what it is
>>600035750
>>600036224
It's called the Cubli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_6p-1J551Y
>>600028135
baloon filled with helium bursts when it expands, data recovered on the ground
>>600035771
Some btards were streaming something called Japanese Bug Fights, was fun mustve watched 2 hours of it. Beatles and spiders are really good.
>>600027129
that was a good fucking shot
>>600035715
cubestormer.
>>600035015
ukraine?
>>600035506
no clue what this is but 11th
yes it real
>>600034748
its not tourists..its the locals. and it doesnt taste that bad. bbq'd and then slow cooked in a spicy red sauce. the little dogs cost more than the bigger dogs for some reason. i like dog.
>>600035859
underrated post
>>600035506
it just so happens thats the one i started the thread with
>>600035358
Danger 5
>>600031551
That Saints Row 3 entrance
>>600027639
>>600027266
btw that person was never caught :D
fuck if i wouldnt run over a bunch of niggers too
>>600031019
cant just go around pointing unauthorized lazers into the sky lol
>>600027129
Only small-dicked faggots hunt for sport.
>>600036796
So I hunt deer and I'm all about a ny strip on a friday night but that looks like a shitty way to die. Poor thing. I mean he has the thing ripped open from ass to fucking shoulders and its still alive. Christ.
>>600036796
nature is fucking horrifying
>>600035669
kek
is there more of this?
>>600036634
Damnit why is it porn
This is 11 from another folder
>>600027805
holy shit that old lady deflected the bullet with her newspaper shield
>>600036936
thanks!
>>600036696
DUDE! LOL
>>600028895
i fucking love that guy
>>600036501
do you think they set those up, like they poke them with sticks and make them fight
>>600036160
Sauce?
>>600036696
Dude, WHAT THE FUCK.
Raw?
Jesus christ you think you'd cook it. OR at least cut it off, freeze the rest, and cook up the rest of it. Fucking Cannibles man, they are going to get a disease or something from eating all that raw meat // fat.
>>600035104
Stop.
>>600036974
God bless you, we need more people like you in the world.
>>600037392
Holy shit
>>600037392
fuck. the production value is so good that i thought it was a parody
>interracial food porn
>>600037269
I just shit his pants.
>>600027397
What the fuck happened?
>>600028144
holy shit
>>600034227
I wish this were longer
>>600027129
That's racist
>>600027266
story?
>>600035669
why did that ape give the african soldier a gun?
>>600037649
Man she has a nice ass though for real i love jojo so much
>>600029798
what was that long ass thing next to the chick? a tongue? a rat tail?
>>600037649
sauce?
>>600037219
heres more beefy
>>600037649
That's It
Im watching Jojo now
>>600037269
I loopwatch this
And everytime he fails to grab the rock
My heart has a kind of spasm
I can literally feel the fear, the knowing it's over
I know he has a parachute
But my mind tells me I'm gonna die
First time this happens to me, quite strange
>>600037649
>keep seeing bits and pieces of jojo
>assume it's lots of effeminate body builder posing battles and vampires
>this webm
I honestly don't know if I can handle this anime now.
>>600032457
that was satisfying
>>600037931
was this actually in an episode?!
>>600035220
the "horn" is its breathing tube. it doesn't shoot a dart. the thing that delivers the toxin is inside the mouth.
>>600037910
It's jojo's stardust crusaders part 2
>>600037931
it isn't actually her tits
she has a nice ass though
>>600036501
god i remember watching that shit.
>>600037865
that is snek
>>600037829
Underrated filename.
>>600038117
damn motha nature you scary
>>600037975
you can't
but do it anyways
>>600035250
I never noticed before but she looks right at the camera.
Is this just from an anon or is there an actual source?
>>600036974
well fuck they wouldn't get out of the way
>>600037726
here's the whole thing, I cut it down
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=615_1412844315
>>600036696
sauce please more?
is this THAT video????
>>600031019
>>600031019
A friend of mine did this and it pretty much ruined his career. He was trying to become an air traffic controller, and even though he knew better, he decided it would be funny to do this to a chopper. They tracked him down, arrested him, and now he's fucked.
>>600037915
I thought that was fake!
Now i feel bad
>>600037915
please sauce
please
>>600035722
>Its not very effective
>>600037612
i dont get it...
>>600035714
Cool
>>600037401
look up luka magnotta
crazy story
>>600036696
please tell me thats the canadian guy that ate his boyfriend and mailed parts to parliament
>>600032701
rei mizuna perhaps, dunno
>>600029646
somehow this reminds me of cell from dbz
>>600036380
that's awesome
>>600027266
I hate those protesters, they ignore all facts and reality and protest a completely made up injustice, whilst crying for the blood of a righteous officer of the LAW that extinguished the life force of a vile, wretched knave that was a threat to the mundane virtues and principalities that help to build and maintain a civilization.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GttKCLGhtZc
>>600038573
>luka magnotta
tysm
>>600038587
yep
>>600036073
story of my life
bumpo
>>600032001
did he get away with it
>>600037548
Fuck krauts
>>600038549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PCkvCPvDXk
>>600038655
well shit
>>600038549
hmm...
>>600033020
What?
I fucking hate sloths
>>600037975
It isn't always but it is.
>>600038919
this is NOT a cringe thread, y u post dis???
>>600037612
fucking idiots
>>600032457
mmmmmmmmm yes
>>600038655
WERE HIS EYES MOVING!?
>>600037829
Fucking racoons.
>>600038919
>>600037394
sauce ?
>>600038941
other turkey gives no shits
>>600034748
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrv78nG9R04
>>600033174
shooting monkeys is something a sociopath would consider fun
>>600038117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GibiNy4d4gc
>>600038941
other turkey "NOPE!"
>>600038402
should have floored it
>>600038549
Women's basketball. Both teams scored in their own baskets.
Look at who is shooting the free throw, then he makes the basket, then who is making the basket on the other end. Basically 2 girls lost their sense of direction.
>>600038549
Good. little shit deserved it
>>600039278
Yeah, he'd be conscious for like 5 seconds lol
>>600033375
im fucking confused
did the rails catch him on fire or did he smoke up?
>>600030609
Last stand Is for pussys
>>600039353
> sociopath
>>600035715
and we havn't cured cancer because.....
>>600039332
Maybe, just maybe, because it's made of plastic
>>600039367
im outta here
>>600037538
some motherfucker out there is getting good, like that woman who made (will to power??) in nazi germany.
>>600038117
funny as i the beginning he already lossing his shit
>>600033216
>Being a helicopter pilot, I know how annoying it is when people flash shit at you, specially at night, fuckers got what they deserved.
Flying over people's homes making a fuck ton of noise fishing for people to arrest when point a light at the sky.
>>600038693
had there been 4 different times this might have been a good picture
>>600039558
power of the third rail caught his flesh on fire
>>600039502
lmao is it fucking that penguin
>>600039332
ehe anon
>>600035250
>that smile
MY DICK
>>600028144
niggers gonna nigger.
>>600035244
excuse me, what the fuck happened to the last guy? it looks like a fucking grenade went off in his face. misfire? I can't tell if the dude lost meat or not.
>>600039597
..there's already too much human on this earth
>>600039502
tfw no bf
>>600033375
Mm-mm looks like we're having a BBQ!
>>600039587
sissy white bois
>>600039587
holy fuck this is brutal. story?????
>>600039760
So fake
>>600039462
thanks, now i get it.
>>600039760
What is the point of posting these?
>>600036073
I hope the yama didn't actually die
>>600028144
Right infront of the kid.
God damn son.
>>600035506
sick disgusting pervert cat
>>600039667
Mexican pro boxing. It's all for show and I'd watch it a few times. Looks like a fun evening.
>>600036602
yes
>>600039760
How many billion did the USA spend on Iraq?
>>600039502
even that faggot lasts more than me
>>600039320
filename anon.
>>600040004
to justify US armament expenditures.
>>600036380
That's a PC game called 'Driver' but it looks like the hacked the physics
>>600037269
If he had the parachute all the time why didn't he just fly to the summit?
>>600027266
Every time I see these situations, I side with the driver. Fuck mobs, that's when people turn into degenerate animals. Drive over them or get pulled out of your vehicle by violent animals. Only one choice makes sense.
>>600039802
its an elephant gun, very large caliber so there is a lot of recoil
>>600031019
I have learned 2 things living this life
Don't fuck with planes or helicopters in the air they will find you and fuck you Also dont fuck with the IRS
>>600039981
STORY??
>>600027129
Then they were eaten and AIDS began
>>600029646
where'd you get this footage of me on my first date?
>>600039981
was that a cop on the motorcycle?
>>600028310
Haha he looks so judgmental, that's awesome!
>>600038549
The girl misses a free throw, blue team rebounds and shoots on their own goal. White team takes possession of the ball and then shoots on their own goal.
>>600036796
baboons are crazy similar to humans.
they are known to use dogs the same way humans have:
watch this crazy shit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2lSZPTa3ho
>>600037073
>implying monkeys aren't vermin
>>600027129
y did they do that
>>600039981
da fuq??? actual video please
>>600036696
Dude i have heard of that ice pick killer do you know where the full video is?
>>600037580
After the guac, I was set...then it just got ridiculous.
>>600035669
when apes turn on eachother
>>600029798
lol that chick has a really long dick
>>600039981
what in the fuck
>>600038446
>was trying to become air traffic controller
>thought it would be funny to laser an aircraft
your poor friend, not getting the job that he was obviously not cut out for in every way possible
>>600040307
>>600040338
>>600040440
cop in chile gunned down car thief
>>600040307
cops kills a "flaite" (scum like niggers form chile)
>>600039721
its against FAA regulations, you have to declare lazer or light pollution over a certain amount. i agree fuck the noise but it should be manageable above a certain altitude, file a complaint
>>600027919
Fake, I can see the wires.
>>600040176
>Personal life[edit]
>Krugman was born to a Jewish family,[11]
all I needed to read.
>>600039069
What game is this? I must have it!
>>600028144
At least he didn't hit the kid.
>>600028895
Holy fuk thats santa barbara
>>600027129
My dick is 300 cars made of diamond per wall right now
>>600027129
COLLATERALLLLLLL
>>600040494
its real. thats the best part.
>>600039721
>>600039721
Lasers don't stay small in size and will almost always scatter when hitting the windshield of an aircraft, sometimes causing loss of vision for a normal civilian pilot. This is often the case with large airliners and can either contribute to or cause an issue that could lead to an accident.
But please, keep shinning a laser at aircraft. The prisons aren't near full enough yet.
>>600040298
amen brother
>>600039502
Deat_By_SnuSnu.WEBM
>>600040154
haha
>>600033230
>>600034937
>mfw I've done this 4 times over the years.
>>600040142
>>600040142
800 bil I think.
>>600039981
The fuck is this about?
>>600039721
>Flying over people's homes making a fuck ton of noise fishing for people to arrest when point a light at the sky.
yeah because all the time they are tracking down some fuck who could have broken into your house, raped your wife and killed you
and then stole all your shit
Like, the thing is with these gore webms where fuckers die and shit.
The ones that are accidents don't bother me, but the ones with stupid fuckers walking up to random people and shooting them pisses me off.
Like God damn, what's the point?
>>600037580
This is chingadera.
>>600039721
>Flying over people's homes making a fuck ton of noise
because an aircraft falling from the sky and crashing into your house would make less noise, right?
>>600036796
See, fuck monkeys and apes. Shit like sharks are too stupid to do anything but eat and murder. Fucking primates are sadistic as shit.
>>600035250
boner stop
>>600039878
Thank you for making this
>>600039587
UHHH STORY????
>>600035358
Danger 5, an Australian TV series on SBS.
>>600038527
>>600037915
no source, but look up "porn star serial killers" and you'll probably find it.
Story; Porn start kidnapped an exchange student and tortured / murdered him in his motel. Was caught by police as he was googling his own crime in an internet cafe
>>600039597
>and we havn't cured cancer because.....
It only takes 20 turns or less to solve any possible cube combination. That's not that hard.
>>600041065
story? did someone call in a bomb threat on this dude?
