>>600026985
Yes. Only with pics though.

>>600026985
Only if it is a family member.

>>600026985
Only on the third full moon of the year.

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>>600027195
I want to stick a finger in her but afraid she'll wake up.

Snapped a few quick ones, the flash didn't wake her so far.

>>600027824
Grab some oil / butter and carefully place it on her pussy, slowly proceed to finger her, take pictures and post them here.
She won't wake up unless you're forceful / impatient, trust me on this one.

>>600026985
>shaves pussy
>doesn't shave buttcrack
why?

She has more hair on her ass hole than I do. Wax that shit off for her anon

>>600027824
also get rid of the flash / take pictures with "night vision camera" app, hope you turned off the shutter sound

>>600028382
She likes a hairy pooper.

Legally you've pretty much raped her already so you might as well go for it

>>600028382
Virgin detected

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>>600028490
That's fucking disgusting.
My gf doesn't shave her asshole, but it doesn't look like that.

>>600028491
>taking pictures
>same as forceful penetration
top lel

>>600028382
> Shave balls
> Don't shave ass crack
Why?

>>600028554
Virgin detected

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>>600028192
Dude I dunno. Think I'll just try to get close and fap.

I can smell her pussy and ass, it's got me really hard.

>>600026985
Only with a timestamp

get asshole pic

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>>600028740
Detected virgin

Must've got caught lol

>>600028719
dudes are different bro
>>600028740
it only make sense to also shave your asscrack if you want a bald clean pussy

>>600026985
Rules
Timestamp or GTFO

Gently rub your penis on her vagina until you cum and leave the cum on her asshole hairs

What is she to you?

>>600028762
Stick it in, snap a pic

>>600028762
atleast rub her pussy/ass, if anything she'll start dreaming about sex and maybe start moaning.

and if she wakes up she'll be all horny and your the only person there... soooooo yeah dont be a pussy and you might get laid

>>600028762
Your dick has to at least touch her butthole or pussy before you can go to bed.

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>>600028762
>I can smell her pussy and ass, it's got me really hard.
>topkek

>>600028762
That's fine man, have a good fap
but could you try and take a few closeups of her ass and pussy? Would really like those, I'm sure others would, too

>>600028192
This. Done this to at least four or five bitches.

Consent to wipe her ass with chlorine tablets?

i think i likes me a hairy bungholio

>>600028192
this dubs demand it!

also capcha: titso

>>600028909
You're looking at it wrong. Wouldn't it be just as difficult to shave ones ass regardless of sex?

>>600026985
This is why there needs to be scratch and sniff internet technology

>>600028998
This.

>>600026985
wtf. op are you for real? wake her up with some play and then go in for the kill. don't just stick it in-kiss her on the face or something until she's awake and then be super aggressive and handsy

>>600029532
its not difficult at all. i just don't understand why one would want a fresh shaved puss and leave the asscrack all hairy. a hairy asscrack is more disgusting then a hairy pussy

>>600028998
oh yeah and this

>>600029739
puked in the though of this,
imagine the fucking trolls

>>600029532
I tried to shave my ass before. It was a success but my fucking god... walking felt like there were needles all over my ass

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>>600029265
That's fair.

Her asshole does smell a little dirty but I'd give my left but to dump my load in it right now.

>>600028762
holy shit op. please don't do this

>>600030148
yes omfg, i hate shaving my ass and its hairy asf now, it comes back feeling terrible and i cant bring myself to waxing cause ouch.

>>600029958
>being this retarded

>>600030210
no, let him indulge and pay the consequences later, rape is an offense he'll never get out of LEL

>inb4 he gets caught

>>600030196
She wants the D, OP.
Put it in, believe me!

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>>600028491

>>600030196
You know she's most likely awake wondering what the fuck you're doing and waiting for

"This nigga is really jerking off while smelling my butthole?"

>>600030196
Very nice
You're one calm motherfucker though, would have stuck it in by now, how can you resist?

no it's not consent. But go ahead

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>>600030210
Why the hell not?

What's the purpose of hairy assholes?

From a scientific standpoint

>>600030196
Just fucking pound her. Shell be ashamed and feeling dirty afterwards, in the morning as why she was tossing and turning in her sleep so bad last night? Easy.

Women are things

/thread

>>600030618
read >>600030472

>>600026985
draw ' yes, take me big boy ' in her hand writing on her arse.
take photo for later evidence.
tell court ' she consented! ' show em photo. win!

>>600030490
this-but wake her first

>>600030618
Gf? Sister?

The only way you'll be able to pull this off is if she's drunk OP. I was in a similar position when the girl was drunk and I fingered her and felt her up while jacking off.

>>600030196
>that's fair
>
the fuck? posting picks of sleeping gf pussy and deliberating sleep fucking / rape and you think some fuckers request for pics is fair?
wtf?

also, get your hard knob wet with spit.
a little bump, a second bump, spread her lips a little
shit will slide right in her pussy.
get pics.

>>600030618
Are you going to answer the question of who is she to you?

i'm just wondering what possible circumstances could have come up where she took off her fucking panties, went to bed in just a t-shirt, she WENT TO SLEEP, and you somehow didn't make a move this whole time

what the actual fuck is wrong with you OP

>>600030618
First name?

>>600031020
shes available meat.

>>600030618
because you will be forever remembered as a giant pussy. dude she's sleeping without panties on. just play it like you got super horny for her and wake her and lose your virginity

sharpie in pooper

>>600030639
Reduces friction so you are not always chafing

>>600026985
If you have to ask, enjoy your jailtime.

>>600030618
wake her up to tell her that her pussy and ass is out in the open, then make a suttle comment or two about how you liked seeing it, then kiss her and go in for the kill. dont be a bitch OP this could be your chance

op here its my mum

>>600030301
are you rubbing your wet pussy right now?

>>600030618
that asshole is a literal black hole.

>>600031309
"ackchooally . . . ."

Ass hairier than a bear.
Don't do this OP, you're better than that.
Unless you're not better than that, in which case, goferit.

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Fuck it. This needs to go down.

Will keep posting if not caught.

jesus fuck, im a heterosexual male and even I shave my ass once in a blue moon.

some things are better left unphotographed.. like hairy female ass.

what is your relation with said woman?

My response is dependant on this.

>>600031583
lol, hpv

>>600031583
go for it bro. she's got the herps. you can see it in that photo

>>600031583
this would be super hot if this was your sister

>>600031718
>>600031583
WARTS!

>>600031583
might want to wear a condom

>>600031583
Way to go! Be careful and patient, don't overdo it and take lots of pictures

shit on ass 0/10

>>600031583

This one's ribbed for YOUR pleasure OP

stick a finger in and post photo

>>600031793
could just be ingrown hairs/skintags.. but you never know lul

>>600031583
Haha she's definitely fully aware of what you're doing and just letting you get off.

Enjoy, OP

>>600031583
stick with the ass. it looks cleaner than her puss puss

>>600032032
could be aids op only u can prevent forrest fires

Op, is this your gf or your sister? Tell us

>>600031583
tell her to bleach her shitter or you wont rape her again.

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>Duckduckgo ad thinks this chick has herpes

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hairy asshole countered with gif of Lea who prob has flawless asshole.

>>600032403
autismspeaks dot cum

>>600032328
I kek'd hard

>>600032328
LMFAO

>>600032403
I hope her asshole has a little mole on it and perfect white teeth

ITT newfags unaware these pics are years old. How does it feel to be this new? I'm listening.

>>600032328
That fucking duck god damnit

>>600032403
Name?

>>600032403
Plot twist... OP is photographing Lea's asshole rn

>>600032604
feels great every day

>>600031583
op come on. she wants it. just grow a pair and make out with her and then get it in

>>600026985
Would your name happen to be Christian Grey?

op more pls

OP got caught the thread is over guys. Maybe.

>>600031481
christopher nolan pls go

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Once had a stranger come rail my passed out gf, we switched off sucking each other and fucking her for an hour before she woke up n kicked him out, pic related, its her

>>600031583
is her name katie

Looks like OP got caught.

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>>600032665
Lia Marie Johnson. She's awesome.

>>600033072
i hate faggots in every thread thinking they know the bitch!! Oh duh diuh doopp is her name katie??/ fuck off!!

Op were you caught

>>600031583
Post tops of her feet/ toes, please moar. Damn gorgeous.

>>600032604
>Lurks on /b/ in 2014
>Finds a sleeping pussy thread
>Fast forward to 2015
>Finds sleeping pussy thread on /b/ again
>Same girl
>Thinks he is awesome for seeing hairy asshole before
>Newfag comments ensue

op is kill

post inside of left foot pinky toe!
god I am so hard right now.

>>600031583
OP is Killed

>>600033072
Was wondering the same actually. We must have both hit it. I feel bad for you /b/ro

rip op

>>600033680
last name

>>600033348
Nice double trips man

Also is she legal yet? Hoping she turns out to be like another Jeanette McCurdy

>>600033361
Nah I was actually thinking the same thing as this guy. We may be on to something

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>>600033621

Thread is dead. Op is kill.

>>600033851
Start with an L?

>>600033892
sorry lol but you know every thresd has a fag who thinks they know the girl,,lmao

>>600033962
yes wtf

>>600033962
F
we need face to confirm

>>600026985
>hairy asshole
This is my fetish.

>>600031583
Moral of the story: Only sleep-fuck drugged / drunk girls.

I still think that's a guy

>>600034152
Where are you OP!????

>>600034028
Niggaaaa what state?

>>600028719
>not shaving your asscrack
it's like you enjoy having strings of shit hanging from your asshole

>>600034285
he got caught
>actually hes a fag and this is old

>>600034303
lmao im not the other guy im just fucking with you

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lol

>>600031583
>hairy smelly asshole
>wart genitals
>most likely overweight
>most likely ugly autismo
>posting on /b/

OP is all of the above

>>600034303
i'm the other guy, hope it's not katie f in ft worth

>>600031583
Sweet taint on that bitch.

>>600034419
GG you got me. Shoulda been expecting that

>>600027824
Bruh my girl is a light sleeper. I fuck her popp chute while she sleeps all the time. Some times her pussy but she will usually wake if I do. Good thing for me she likes to be woken up like that

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>>600032584
liek dis?

>>600034544
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact

>>600034700
ewww she didn't wash her theet what a durty woman.

>>600034700
kek

>>600034686
She's a light sleeper and you fuck her in the ass without her knowing?

How cavernous is that bitch's anus? Do caving clubs go spelunking in there? Can she pack her overnight bag in there for traveling?

rip op

>>600033889
Yeah, she's 18. And fuck is she hot. I didn't even realize she existed until last week.

>>600034700
10/10 would fuck

>>600026985
what a dirty ass holl for a woman.

>>600034913
Kek
shit I ment not a light sleeper. And you dont put your whole dick inside. Just a little past the tip and shell never know.

>>600034700
gross

Dubs thread?

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OP COME ON JUST FUCK HER

that's one nasty asshole. can even see a fleck of shit in the first pic.

inb4 people who've been with one girl who also had a hairy ass screaming 'virgin!!!'... most girls do not have nasty assholes like that

OP got caught guise

>>600035591
You mean most girls your age in 2015?

Hairy assholes used to be very common. It was no big deal, but then most men weren't butthole obsessed anal freaks 20 years ago.

Thread started an hour ago, no post for 28 minutes

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>>600035884

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OP is kill.

>>600028762
Lol you can smell her ass? Idk if that's good bro

maybe he got caught? or everything went better than expected?

can we get a face pic?