Cashman thread

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>>599970796
Where is das CASHMAN?

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Right here bby

Cashman is a God

>>599970937
OP delivers

>>599970899
Winrar

>>599970937
I want nothing but Cashman's love

>>599970899
WINRAR!

Of course I want you back, I'am enslaved by your body

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>>599970937
no she fucked another dude and i realized, you're the only girl for me

>>599970937
Daniella is past. She did have a huge impact on my life though. Made me realize how much I miss you. Dumped her for you and been thinking of a plan to win you back now.

wait, did i say cashman? I meant chandy. a rogue processor who seduces his coworkers wives for sport and talks about it at the water cooler the next day.

>>599971316
roll

I'm in the process of leaving her now. All I can think of is you

I love Cashman in me

>>599971340
And your pussy was better, I love me some tuna

Craving pussy, please deliver.

Cashman snorts cocaine with me

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I've been crying over you for hours now, I need you here... Right now in my arms

Daniella is in jail bb. I need u

>>599971722
winrar

>>599971741
Reroll

Cashman eats your pussy

YOU LITTLE STUPID AZZ BITCH I AINT FUGGIN WIT YOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU

>>599971741
roll

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Woooah buddy

naa she started putting things in my ass so i dumped that cunt

>>599971834

He got dubs in the last thread, OP. Deliver.

>>599971249
this

Daniella is lowlife shit. I need ur pussy

>>599971950
dont send anything until she replies
dubs get

>>599971584
roll

Cashman wants threesome

>>599971834

Reroll

>>599972252
ROLL

I sucked a dick while getting my ass rimmed and when I came I thought about you...

>>599971976
she tried sticking things in my ass

Cashman saved my life.

>>599972344
>>599972252
Winrar

>>599972353
This please

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Someone plz save me and stop all of this right now I'm fucking dying

I sucked a dick for you.

>>599972177
hahahah it's a winrar folks!

Cashman wants it in your backside butt

>>599971834

Please, god

Wanna hook up?

>>599972529
Best 4chan of tonight

i fucked her mom. she dumped me.

I'm only joking, I do love Daniella. But sometimes I really miss you.

>>599972691
Reroll

Cashman here, you stupid ass bitch i aint fuckin with chu!

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Lets have a threesome with Hitler

Cashman and I had a threesome with danielle

Cashman is lookin for somethin to fuck while my main is on a trip bby. You down or what.

I'm not joking, me and daniella are done. I want your pussy bby

no girl, I broke up with her and want you

little of column a, little of column b. you know it is with these hoes

>>599972177
winrar

>>599972888
WINRAR

Shit bitch, come give me head

I cant find a girl as ugly as u

>>599972870
Thiss>>599972888

>>599972529
Dude she's definitely still into you. That's an aside though. If I win, say this:

"Would you take me back?"

>>599971834

I will reroll until my death.

Guess OP is getting laid tonite

>>599972888
fuck i got trips winrar

I'm going to rape you, when and where i will not say, just know it will be one day

>>599972888
trips plus dubs
WOMBO COMBO
>>599972177

>>599973000
Winrar holy shit send both

>>599972888
>>599973000
DOUBLE TRIPS HAVE SPOKEN

Jesus christ you guys, this is mean.

that cunt was putting shit in my ass so i dumped her. only you can put things in there i still love you

>>599972888
Damn, OP winrar

>>599973111
Trips poet right here

>>599973111
Trips

>>599973111
WINFUCKINGRAR

>>599973000
send one about the threesome too

>>599972529

The chemistry is all gone. It feels nowhere near as good as when I was with you. I know this is kind of douchey after all thats happened, but I really want another chance with you.

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Try to guess fuckers

>>599973111
>>599973000
>>599972888

OH BABY A TRIPLE

bby you know the cashman can't comment on such matters. just get that sweet ass of yours over here so i can lick you like marmalade on toast

>>599973111
Dont forget the other trips

>>599973111
holy shit i got trips!

>>599973395
TELL HER WHERE YOU KISSED.

>>599973395
On the lips

triple trips what the fuck

>>599973395
Together

>>599973395
tell her the truth.

This is eli, ill send dickpics as proof ;)

>>599973395
Somewhere in city walk right? Over by the celebrity hotels right? That's where I wanted to propose to you

SAY WHERE YOU FIRST KISSED


Also insane amounts of trips and dubs in this thread LOL

>>599973395
Tea. Early Grey. Hot.

In Daniella's pussy

>>599973517
it was the ass.

In irak

at my nigga cashman's crib

>>599973395
TELL HER WHERE THE KISSING HAPPENED

>>599973341
roll after OP answers question

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Auschwitz at the dance

We were in a trip in Iraq, good ole time gibe de pusi

Cashman takes Dani. I get you. Cashman got her pussy. She only sucked me off.

tell her where you first kissed

>>599973515
this!

>>599973395
Massachusetts, Cashman was there, he remembers all about that savory mouth of yours.

>>599973622
WINNER

>>599973488
you faggot.

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OP PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU HAVE BEEN ON THE PHONE FOR SO LONG

>>599973622
FUCK YEA, WINRAR

>>599973715
Haha this

>>599973705
Reroll

>>599973622
WINNNNRARRRR

>>599973641
On the taint

>>599971316
Vennau da lechter
Broode deveer maut

>>599973488
OMFG I GOT DUBS ON MY REPLY TO ME GETTING TRIPS. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE

Cashman here, lemme see dem titties

>>599973622
roll

>>599973944
kek

>>599973715
Kek

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>>599970649
I'm confused is blue a girl and grey a man or both transsexual shit what the fuck is eli male, female?

>>599973944
WINRAR

>>599973944
Yesss

>>599973944
kek

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>>599973913
congratulations you have achieved maximum fagdom you are now the king of 4chun

>>599973427
rooling for this

>>599973395
On top of her parents' dirty laundry, which you then proceeded to jack off into while smelling her farts through some duct you ripped from the ceiling.

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We kissed in front of cashman, my mother's dick. (Sometimes my mother is my father too, I hope you remember)

bunny'd

Cashman up in da house bae, wanna go at kfc sometime? gurl i got dem coupons up in dat biatch

>>599973395
>>599974292
Again

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>>599974218

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Dubs told me to tell her where. I told her and SHES TRYING TO CALL ME

>>599973622
rollllllll

>>599973797
JK YOU FINALLY HUNG UP BUT PLZ TELL ME WHY

Hahaha OP forgot where the first kiss happened

Hurry the fuck up OP

>>599973944
;laksdfjdlskfa;sdlfkjsd;alfkjsdalkfjsdlfja do this

>>599974294
Cut this shit out.

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Hey this is eli's mom

Cashman fuck dani. She sucked me. Cashman gets dani

>>599974432
ANSWER\

TINYCHAT

I want to say something before this whole thing gets out of control. In 1967, in the hot desert sun, a woman gave birth to a boy in the back of old pick up. She was a whore. She left the boy at a local church. The father at the church didn't like children, but he knew that being a disciple of the bible he couldn't possibly not take the small kid. Instead he ended up taking out his frustration on the boy. At the age of three, the boy was forced to use the toilet. Let me tell you the little fell into his own pile of poop more than once. By the age of 5, the boy the boy was reading the bible and chopping wood for the fire. Despite the father's harsh character, the boy loved him and thought of him as his true father. By the age of seven the father raped him three times. The boy ran away. He survived four days in the desert by eating cactus and scorpions. He was finally found by a drug cartel boss, who took the boy in. Mr. Sanchez was his name, and he was immediately impressed by the boys intelligence and grown up attitude. Mr. Sanchez provided the boy with an education at a private prep school and a nice house. The boy had sex for the first time when he was 12, the next year he graduated high school. He was the school's star running back. The boy was lost, although he liked Mr. Sanchez, he never thought of him as his father. The boy went to India, were he became a spiritual leader of a large tribe of farmers. With his power he turned the several plots that each tribe member had into a large corporate farm and became a millionaire. His assets grew as he bought into other successful start ups. He often got ahead in business with his great leadership abilities, but once in a while he used violence. This was India after all.

In the brothel, where you work.

OP is a faggot, fun thread, but still a faggot.

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>>599974432
just say you're at work/school/church/grandmas funeral/Auschwitz

>>599974432
Answer, go smooth, get laid.

>>599974670
By the time he was 22, the boy had all the money he would ever need. So he bought a yacht and traveled the world for 10 years. For 10 years he visited every major port, slept with girls from every country imaginable, and tried every drug ever made (by nature and by man). When he was 33, he was walking on a beach in French Guiana when he met a girl of Irish - Native American decent. She bared his seed. It was boy, perfect health. He moved them to Argentina, then London, and eventually Vermont. The man was 45 now, he has seen everything, accomplished everything, tried everything. He skied down the Swiss Alps, been at the North Pole, swam with hammerheads, everything! Yet he has never done one simple thing that we all take for granted every day, he met his father. He never played catch with his father, he never talked about women with his father. He never would. He died at the age of 63 when his parachute didn?t open when he was base jumping from Dagger Mountain in Washington, USA. Over three thousand people attended his funeral.
I know what you are thinking. How does this story relate to me? Well I want you to go all the way back to the beginning of the story and remember the woman who gave birth to this incredible boy. You are like this woman. You are like this women because you are a whore.

>>599974432
answer faggot

>>599974432
Make a black voice say its cashman

>>599974467
Was talking to Daniella.

>>599974432
text her: "Bitch you know I can't be answering no damn phone calls"

>>599974576
roll

>>599974571

Oh, okay. I just wanted that 'cause I got dubs in the last thread.

>inb4 green text thread.

>>599974432
UPDATES OP, WHAT'S HAPPENING?

>>599974432
get laid, get pick POST WIN

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Wat do?!

Want to threesome with cashman?

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>>599974432

>>599974938
answer you little shit
see
>>599974933
winner

>>599974938
Answer and yell CASHMAN IS THE KING OF THE UNIVERSE. then hang up.

Answer you faggot

Wow cashman gets a guys girl back. Historic

>>599973944
Rolling for this

>>599974938
answer tell her you love her and fucking rail her...ezpzlemonsqz

>>599974938
answer, tell her you want to get back together
>by the power of dubs!

Eli like u. Eli fuckfuck

Hey baby its cashman again want to come to my crib and fuck, Eli said you are a great fuck

>>599975152
Roll.

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Lets have a threesome with hitler,

>>599974576

>>599973944
What happen to this Winrar you faggot OP?

>>599975177
nooooo, we can't let a win like this slip by weeee neeeed prons of gf

>>599974938
You done goofd - thread over

>>599974938
Answer or call back and say "One hour, my place, I got condoms."

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>>599974938
YOU DA BEST MAYNE, YOU DEED IT

I can't talk on the phone right now. I'm a wreck. you wouldn't be able to understand me through all the sobbing. come to me baby. come my beautiful phoenix and rekindle the terrific love we once had!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>599974938

Tell her you're just with your current gf and you'll call her soon

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>>599974938
Answer you shitfuck

If we don't meet today I swear to god I'm killing myself, I need you in my life.

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Am talking she asking who cashman is

Cashman wants 3some

>>599975440
ROLL

>>599973944
>>599975177
Double dubbs. WINRAR

>>599974938
I Was never with that other whore. I just really want to see your magnificent Tits

>>599975500
tell her the guy that fuckes your current GF

>>599975500
ITS your friend from highschool who gave you the courage to ask her out in the first place

Call her back and say you like her

I love you, I love you so much, sometimes love cashman more than you, but I love you too. I will lock you foot if you want. Please, talk with me.

Cashman is a transgender sidebitch also known as Jessica

RECORD ON SOME SITE AND POST IT OP, CASHMAN NEEDS A 3SOME

4Some you me dani and cashman

>>599975500
Cashman is what you will be yelling later on, when I'm fucking you like a beast.

>>599975244
>>599975244
>>599975244

>>599975500
Cashman want's sexy time. All you need to know.

>>599975711
WINRAR

>>599975500
Say "my name isnt eli, it's James Russel and you just got rused bitch" and hang up

>>599975744
WINfuckinggeniusRAR

>>599973944
>>599975177
>>599975366
The fuck OP?

>>599974432

>>599975500
Cashman's what I call my dick now and he wants some of your pussy babe

Töb

Start singing the ISIS song on the phone to her

tell her cashman is the alter ego you invented as a child as a way to escape the "no-nos"

>>599975779
This

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>>599975546
this

Cashman is my father's vagina. Sometimes he is my mother too.

>>599976020
Rolling for this.

>>599975779
OP do this

op died

>>599975500
>>599976042

>>599975244

>>599975244

>>599975779
roll

>>599975333
Winrar you fucking faggots

>>599976235
OP got laid

>>599975779
roll

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I would totes let hitler fuck my anus... just saying, so... will you be with me again, I miss you and love you like no one else, I will love you until the sun sets on the English Empire

>>599975968
This

get on vocaroo!!!

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lol look at this captcha

nigga i roll up

>>599976520
op is on the phone. give him time.

>>599976599
Dubs decide OP, it is the law. Now deliver.

Cashman gets sex with all us

>>599976446
OP is a massive faggot for ignoring all the dubs

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Told her that Cashman was gonna be what she was gonna be yelling in bed. Wat do now? I wanna hang up.

>>599976603
holy shit lmao

Cashman saves ops day

>>599976731
Still a faggot getting laid. Cashmans power is great.

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>>599976520
>>599975968
>pic related

Ask her if she's missed your cock

>>599976803
What did she say back?

>>599976803
Holy shit, OP you da bes

>>599976803
This is fucking hilarious.

Facetime and put your dick there

>>599975333
top kek
this thread is a shitfuck cluster bomb

all I care about now is OP giving us vid of them fucking later

>>599976803
get recording of you fucking her tonight, post it

>>599976803
telll her cashman is on the other line and hang up

>>599976803
Yell "I don't care, my thread is doing ironman numbers!"

>>599976803
don't do what anybody else says. follow your gut. tell the truth. get laid. please op, do yourself a solid

>>599976803
Stop ignoring the fucking dubs
>>>599975968 #
This

rape is the only way we can be together my dear

Cashman is epic kek

>>599976803
Sing the theme tune of ISIS

Op fuck her and post pics.

>>599977115
roll

>>599977115
ROLL

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Cashman here again, want 2 fuck, I'll pay u, how much 4 ur pussy

>>599976803
confirm a date, and fuck her again faggot
>check

>>599976803
Say you are stroking right now, and ask what she is wearing. Then tell her to say something sexy, and a few seconds later ask her: What her mother is doing?

>>599977222
Trips has spoken

>>599977222
TRIIIIPIS, DO IT FAGGOT

>>599977173
If this worked, OP, she wouldn't be your ex.

>>599977115
yes do this

>>599976803
Tell heer you need her right now and ask for nudes

>>599977115
ROLL

>>599976803
Simulate your murder