I am going to finger your bluewaffle pussy while you piss down my arm

Feeling lucky, Punk?

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>>599877671

>>599877671
"Let's get straight to it: Can I fuck you?"

I'm gonna get some cat food for your pussy

>>599877995
WINRAR

>>599877995
win

>>599877995
Wintar Winrar chicken dinrar

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take my money and stfu

za macu burazera ;)

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>>599877995

Don't you remember the good fucks I gave you?

time 2 deliver OP

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>>599877995

5 decides

>>599877671
op must deliver

>>599878441
I WANT TO FUCK YOUR TINY ASSHOLE

JUST A REMINDER TO ALL OF THE VIOLENT PERVERTED MISOGYNISTIC RAPISTS ON THIS SITE.

I have been "lurking" (as you nerds put it) on this terrible website for months compiling data for a book I'm publishing about the dangerous patriarchal underbelly of the internet; What I have discovered during my time here fills me with nausea and rage.

The media-at-large have been monitoring this cesspool for some time now. From child pornography to submitting evidence of murder to the illegal proliferation of nude photographs of celebrities and girlfriends, your pathetic little secret club has been exposed for the rotting tumor on society it is.

The United States Federal government has been working in tandem with overseas and international law enforcement organizations to aggressively pursue and shutter websites such as this and bring and complicit perpetrators to justice.

Consider this a warning you miserable worms. Your time is coming..

I'm more than capable, the rest lies on you.

I think I can ;)

>>599878441
u look fucking disgusting in my contact photo

up to you ;)>>599878441

>>599878575
Winrar

>>599877671
she seems pretty gross OP.

I mean, i havent gotten laid in years, but still...

>>599878441
I've put my dick in worse looking dogs than you so don't worry you scabby cunt

>>599878441
May I fuck you?*

>>599878575
WINRAR

>>599878575
smooth as fuck

>>599878441
Of course I can. here's my dick [insert pic of your dick]. That should be more enough to satisfy you

>>599878556
This

>>599878441
I will bury my Dick so deep in your ass that whoever will be able to pry it out will be crowned the new King Arthur

>>599878575
DING DING

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>>599878575
we gonna get OP laid

>>599878441
I want to tonguefuck your shitter

>>599878575
winrar

>>599878444
trips
also say "That is not a good enough answer, are you trying to be naughty?"

>>599878575
this

>>599878556
lol

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>>599878575

5 decides.

>>599878556
Do you have sand in your vagin?

>>599879011
heyoooooo, OPs getting laid

show me your beautiful tits

>>599879011
well then. I'm coming to you now.

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>>599879011
Congrats faggot

>>599879135
WINRAR!

>>599879011
what are you trying to say you fucking skank. Fucking you would be ''possible'' even with your consent.

How about you come over to mine tonight? We can watch a movie. I'll get the lube.

>>599879011
Stick a sharpie in your pooper and send me a pic

>>599879135
dingdingding
>captcha: uhate

>>599879011
i'll wreck your pussy u cunt

>>599879011
Let's get down to business, where and when?

>>599879011
I have a theory I can make you cum in under 5 minutes, wanna be my lab partner?

>>599879011
I want your mom as well

>>599879011
Then get your fat ass over here and suck this big ol' lap hog damnit. Don't make me say it twice.

It's Cosby time

>>599879011
Fucking pedos. How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her freshly-deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick

>>599879135
Winrar

>>599879135
Wiiiiiiinrar

>>599879135
aaaaannnnndddd you got laid

Can you fit a hole sharpie in your pooper?

>>599879135
Winrar

I'm cleaning my basement. You can come in one hour.

>>599879135
you just got OP laid. congrats

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>>599879135

Don't fuck this up. 5 decides.

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>>599878575
Did we just get OP laid???

>>599877671
she looks like she has down syndrome, i wound't fuck her op

>>599879467
this

show me some tits first

>>599879442
tell me your address

>>599879442
Can I stick a sharpie in your pooper?

I got tested for HIV. I'm positive. U still wanna do me?

>>599879345
wiiiiiiiinrar

Just tell me when to leave and I'm there no doubt!

>>599879210
reroll for this

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>>599879388
funny thing about this is, that I never had sex

>>599879442
care to show me a preview of what's waiting for me? ;)

>>599879442
Lube up then. I dont think you want me fucking your ass dry, Right?

>>599879442
Im goin in raw baby grill

>>599879442
I already banged your mom.

send me something to think about on the way

>>599879442
Alright, have everything ready for the time of your life.

>>599877671
Op. Deliver meow.

>>599879442
Perfect. I'll leave in 15. Send me your address.

>>599879545
Winrar

fuck yeah im comming, send tits first

>>599879545
winrar

>>599879442
RUN OP, RUN!!!

>>599879293

>implying it ever goes down like this in anything other than fantasy.

You're a retard.

>>599879442
Get the fuck off /b/ and go fuck her

Good, you can be as loud as you want ;)

This OP. THE HOME STRETCH

>>599879545
WIN oh no

>>599879442
Theres nothing else to say. Youre in just go...

In case i get the 5 say "youd look better if you lost weight"

>>599879442
persuade me, entertain my imagination before i make the trip, show me what your clothes hide

>>599879442
get some lube ready, we're doing anal

>>599879442
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER

>>599879545
winrar
OP you're fucked

She can stay if she likes. I'm open to all kinds of freaky shit.

>>599879635
Winrar!!

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>>599879545
fuck you

>>599879545
you ruined it.

omw

Your mom doesnt need to go, btw ;)

Why would you wanna fuck a miss piggy looking motherfucker?

>>599879722
DUBS CALLS IT
show us what you are bout to get OP.

In thy fiefdom lay the Kong of dongs and his dong was the merriest of them all. One day Kong decided to visit the red district and proceed to pick up a pro-waifu and he did. He asked the pro-waifu to hop into his KongCar and drove off into the sunset of Bally-Macchu-Liyung and checked into a hotel of her choice. She picked the grandest of them all, the cockroach motel with no cockroaches occupying and she decided that they should be cockroaches from that point on so Kong agreed. They slid into the room and Kong said, "Hey Mr. Deejay, play that music because I want to boogie with my pro-waifu!" And the DJ obliged so they went on to play til they got into funkytown. Once in funkytown, they did everything from picking each other's noses to playing strip scrabble before they did the dirty deed; sleep. Yep, sleep was all they did all night long and Kong was so happy, he rewarded his pro-waifu with the key to his kongdom and she was naturally happy. Kong went ahead and opened her mouth, vomit into her mouth then had her vomit back into his mouth then he did the swirly with his tongue to mix it really good, then vomit it into a bag with a funnel and proceed to vacate the whole bag into her anus, giving her a dirty enema. She said she was full and can't hold any longer so Kong tried to get a hard on going and he did, then penetrated her anus to allow the vomit to explode all over on him. He came so quick, he didn't give her time to get ready to receive so it splattered all over her stomach along with the vomit. She gobbled it all up and choked herself to death then Kong went on a mad rampage and destroyed the cities all around him. He was shot to death by the army helicopters and tanks and there lay Kong, on the street, and all of the soldiers got out of their vehicles and went to the wounds then proceed to fuck the wounds as hard as they could. High fives were exchanged and they ate Kong up, thus ending the 1,500 years of solitude for Kong and his kongdom.

>>599879635
Winrar

>>599879545
DON'T DO IT OP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO. YOU CAN GET LAID NOW

>>599879829
He only ruined it if she says no

>>599879545
>>599879635
>>599879735

take your pic OP

>>599879545
You dick

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>>599879688

Going to go do that.

>implying I'm stupid enough to let you fuck my chances up of getting pussy

persuade me, entertain my imagination before i make the trip, show me what your clothes hide

It's not just a boulder its a rock a big beautiful rock

>>599877671
ok OP. You will get laid soon. Take pics and post them here later.

congrats you faggots. you just caused that poor girl to get aids

>>599878665
fuck yes. winrar

reporting this one (OP is obviously underaged)

>>599879722
Idk why, but i got a random george clooney picture appeared in my head while reading this

>>599880010
GOOD BOY OP.

>>599880010
someone is a whore, being that prepared.

OP is walking into a trap. Dear god...

>>599880010
post pics of her later

>>599880010
Fucking go OP, don't be a pussy.

Congrats hope you cum in 5 secs

>>599880010
although dubs called it! >>599879722

>>599880045
winrar?

>>599880010
You're going to fuck the female white chubby version of Jaden Smith. Have Fun With That

Take pics faget

>>599880010
Good job OP, remember your /b/rothers and take pics

>>599880010
Godspeed faggot, bitch looks like she's missing some eyebrows

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>>599880010

Ask her to show boobs on kik

take pics man

>>599880194
this
use your condom OP! never let a female use one she has, you have a shitty surprise in about 9 months

Make a thread later after you fuck her

Op nice job

>>599880256
Now this is winrar

>>599880342
>Ask her to show boobs on kik
this

>>599877671
have you lost weight? nah jk you gonna let me push that cushion baby?

>>599880010
go fuck that cunt anon, do it for The United States of America

funny thing is that I won the roll for 2 out of 3 replies so it looks like I (as a kissless virgin myself) got sb laid on /b/..... Strange...

>>599880010
Wtf are you doing here?
GTFO here and fuck her brains out right now

>>599880360
Take pics OP!

>>599880010
At least get some nudies going before you leave

>>599880010
Congrats OP, you're officially not a faggot

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>>599880010
~25 condoms
~Fuck greentext.
~Watch out for them ghost niggas dicks in that cooch

>>599878661
Kek, I love when English people cuss.

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> this fucking thread

just kidding, want to put a baby inside you :)

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>>599878556

The only reason men let you breathe and eat is because you have tits and a vagina.

You don't have anything else of worth to us or the world, so show us your tits and spread your legs, or go die in a fire, cunt.

>>599880478
You should probably go out more and get laid, you can clearly pull it off

>>599880803
copypasta...

Alive

>>599880964
i think they both are

>>599877671
Op go pick up some of your own condoms, hers are two years old and from the free clinic

>>599880478
>tfw can text like an alpha in theory
>tfw in practice i fail miserably

goddamnit

>>599881011
I love that song

>>599877671
post pics then OP

be a good OP

for the greater good

>>599881148
then go on tinder

If you fags keep this thread alive, I'll try to get nudes. I'm in the car right now.

>>599881366
Deal

>>599881304
i will. thanks for the tip

>>599881366
smash that pussy m8

we gotta bump every 2 min until OP posts

>>599881366
godspeed anon, fuck that pussy like your forefathers wanted you to

>>599881366
Dont post and drive op, please :((, its dangerous D:

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>>599881366
GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS NEGROID

>>599881510
just post some pics in the future.

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Don't stop believing....

>>599880010
for starters

>>599881366
Congrats anon!

>>599881304
Tinder isn't widely used here in Germany. Also I would have to clean up my flat to invite a girl over here...

Bamp