>>599835040
noice

Real men don't need to date rape.

>>599835221
i am a degenerate, anon, I'm not a real man

>>599835221
I know right, what can of man would blow money on a date first. lol

>>599835040
passed out thread
>Virgin fags missing the point
>passed out
>passed
>She's fucking dead guys

>>599835040
Too soon OP, too soon.

>>599835477
Yeah. You're right. She's fucking. And dead.

>>599836134
I work at an emergency post in a hospital. It's so fucking easy to make use of the drugged girls when no one is around. How many tight pussies I've fingerfucked at work, amazing. They don't know shit afterwards.

>>599836652
Literally the only reason I'd be willing to work at one of those creepy fucking hellholes

>>599835040
more of this

>>599836498
too late

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>>599836652
I find what you're doing disgusting, but why only fingers?

>>599836652
>How many tight pussies I've fingerfucked at work, amazing.
Do you wear gloves or finger the raw? Do you taste the girly goo when you're finished?

>>599837163
Not just fingers to be honest. Didn't wanna spoil too much. Night shifts are the best, no one, literally no one around. Just a few people "checking" up on patients. Seas of time to fucking abuse 'em.

>>599837323
Wear a glove? Hell no. Just one around my dick when I know the girl is capable of getting pregnant.

>>599837687
>puts finger sized glove over dick
kek'd

>>599837493
>>599837687
I've always wanted to do this. Lucky /b/astard.

>>599836498
I think I must have been ob holidays when everyone was sharing this pic and after that it was an insider joke. What is the fuss about it anon? She kill?

>>599837687
>capable of getting pregnant
How young did you go?

>>599837832
It was a wordplay. Of course not a fucking real nursery glove, kek.

>>599837687
bring non-latex condoms faggot. Actually fuck them. Don't get caught and ruin all the shit you've got going for you.

Also, how the fuck do you get around the cameras?

>>599838044
Cameras? No cameras in hospital rooms. Guess for privacy and shit, well looks like that can backfire uh?

>>599838283
Ever actually get on a hospital bed and fuck a girl?

>>599837932
Found the newfag

>>599837687
If they're not capable of getting pregnant, would you fuck them raw?

>>599838329
Yes. Just have to be careful with real damaged girls that are hooked up to a heart monitor. That thing can go nuts and an alarm bell will ring over at the office, too risky.

>>599838468
Of course. Not so much that they would feel too much pain afterwards though. Will make them wonder.

>>599838605
Real damaged in what sense?

>>599838605
Maximum hilarity would ensue. They'd also throw your sick ass in jail.

>>599838703
Youngest and oldest you've gone?

>>599838703
What about STDs? Aren't you afraid?

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>>599835040
look up a guy named allreds on the sight without moms that guy has some high quality uploads

>>599838769
Injuries. Anything that will need heart monitoring.

>>599838787
But I was just checking up on the patient...

>>599835221
What's need got to do with it?

>>599838703
How the fuck do you determine if they can get pregnant or not?

>>599838869
there is no user "allreds"

>>599838869
allreds? found nothing

>>599839006
if there's grass on the field or not I guess

>>599838869
no such member

>>599838807
Just teens. It's not the child's floor anyway. And I just enjoy matured teens. Oldest? I'd say 60. A fucking GILF she was though.

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No user named "allreds"

Did find this tho.

>>599839213
Matured like 16? or matured like 19?

>>599838869
dirty liar

>>599838821
I've had a few but fuck it. If it looks and smells good I'm going in.

>>599839006
I just like to make myself believe they can't. Jk, just the older bitches. Also, sometimes I pop a morning after pill up their throat the next morning.

>>599839530
what the fuck?

lolololololol

>>599839413
Well, depends on their looks. Some 16-year olds can look more mature than 19-year olds. Usually we get patients that are 18+ though.

>>599836498
whats the story behind this pic?

>>599836652
1/10

>>599836498
Too soon, anon. Too soon

>>599835221
We don't need to. But still enjoy pictures and videos

>>599840006
I've seen this image here for years, but I have never been told the backstory. Would you mind?

>>599839878
lurk moar

>>599840151
>girl is posted
>poster later reveals she was dead at time of photos

>>599840151

Whenever someone posts it, you just say "Too soon". Its a way to bug new fags. It was fun at first but 4chan is so full of cancer and edgy hipster teens now that it doesnt even matter.

>>599839530
> all stories posted in this site are autistic works of fiction
If not, you're fucked up and I'm pretty sure a girl will figure out she was molested after going home with a new std
Not to mention the hormones from the pill

>>599838869
It's alllreds with 3 Ls

>>599840344
fuck 0of she ded

>>599840344
newfag

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>>599838869
mispelled the name /u/alllreds thats the link

>>599840344
i've been here for about 6 years and its one of the few things i never really thought was funny. way funnier shit happens on /b/. maybe i was just too late to the show though.

>>599839530
So you just cum inside random girls who are passed out and expect to not get found out?

No

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>>599837932
>on holiday

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>>599838218
followup

>>599840562
today, anon wasn't a faggot.

>>599840562
what the fuck kind of game are they pretending to play?

>>599839530
if you're not trying to get found out, latex condoms are not the way to go. Some girls are allergic to that shit and will have an irritated pussy after. You'll be found dude. Don't be stupid.

>>599840674
vid?

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>>599840593
>way funnier shit happens on /b/
like pic related

>>599840490
Fucked up? Lol, I'm just smart. Something outside of relationships. Well, I can even check if girls had STD checks in the past, to find out if someone is a slut or not. Also, the drugs fuck you up quite a lot so they won't really notice too much afterwards.

>>599840635
Never said I cum in them. I try to pull out in time and if not I try to clean their inside, lol.

>>599840778
Yeah, I know. I use latex-free. Thanks anon

>>599840762
I would say it is "Joker", at least it is called that in Slavic countries. I don't know if it proper name.

>>599840994
yeah that shit is not funny either.

>>599841147
how long you been at this? how many have you done.

>>599841147
Honest to God, I hope you're just being a jokester. Otherwise, I hope you get v&.

>>599840490
I've been watching the thread and I'm pretty sure the guy is acting out a sick fantasy here.
I'm also pretty sure that the anon asking questions about age of victims is fbi.

people shouldn't joke like this on /b/ unless they make it obvious that they're joking. mods are fbi and that guy's getting v&.

>>599836498
dude, too soon.

>>599841583
dude, too old

>>599841399
Been working there for 4 years. Started about 2 years ago, I'd say at least 300, honestly not a clue. On a good night I can do 3.

>>599836498
too soon

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Is it time to wake her yet?

>>599841691
Jesus christ. Fuck three or finger three?

I need to go to medical school

>>599841649
youll get over it i promise, anon.

>>599841488
Lol

>>599841967
couldn't resist dat ass

Honestly it is too fucking easy to shit with you guys, been here for a while now and most of you are so gullible. It's the internet and besides:
>>599840490
What he greentexted. The fucking header of /b/ says it all fags.

I was scrolling through catalog while scrolling through /b/, saw that pic, and came up with a shitty >>599839884 story.

Got kicked though so fuck you

>>599841909
You're actually considering going to medical school to put in years of hard work just so you can molest people and get some physical contact with women?

I look forward to seeing a video of you on the news scurrying into a court room while trying to hide your face with a newspaper.

>>599842291
Also, I fucking hate hospitals but I'm sure that shit actually does happen, kek

>>599842291
Do you think people really believed you? It's no different to the John copypasta - people don't believe it but humor the person making the comment by pretending they do.

>>599842291
Oops
>I was scrolling through catalog while scrolling through /b/
Should be
>I was playing bf4 while scrolling through /b/

>>599842516
Nah, smart people didn't but there are always some newfags who do believe everything that is said on /b/.

>>599836652
This is why I don't trust anyone, ya sick nigger

>>599842902
Fucking whiteknights.

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>>599843049
>Fucking whiteknights.

>>599842991
Not even yourself?

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>>599840329
MOAR!

>>599842991
Lel, yeah that shit probably does happen. I was shitting but still, it's probably not even hard to really do for some sick fuck working in a hospital. I mean, look at the news. Filthy priests.

>>599837687
what's the youngest you've abused?

>>599835040
fucking pathetic

>>599842902
These are the guys you have to watch out for. "Don't worry, I will get her to her bed safely." Then he molests her and fucks the shit out of her.

>>599844184
Read
>>599842291

>>599840151

Just an advanced sex doll.

Was used to troll fags as a dead girl pic.

Nothign more than that, move on.

>>599844417
Kek