Bumping for gash

Fuck

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>>599824200
Pinched it in a door

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>>599826050

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ate a rock to the face, hit me in the eyebrow

>>599824200
>scars
>alpha
Lmao
We had a guy in school who had a horrible burn scar on his forearm. He often said his dad ejaculated on his hand and that burnt him.

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>>599825636
Also got scratched by neighbours cat

>>599826050
>>599826106
faggot

>>599826214
Top kek

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Got bit my a Jack russel last year....

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Had a guy pull a knife in me and 2 of my buddies. We got him to the ground, but he got my leg pretty good.

>>599826871
Also thats chocolate on my fingers, for the record

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Rat bite, bled like a fucker

>>599824200
>scars
>alpha
choose one

>>599826243
foxtel eh?

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boiling water over shoulder as a kid
>shitty camera

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put my hand through a window whilst drunk

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Got into a car crash

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throat cut scars

>>599824200
>claims alpha
>needs scars as reassurance

>>599827818
story?

>>599827708
Nice m9 I'd fuck you just because of that sexy scar

>>599824200
alpha for not being able to use your motor skills to avoid dangerous materials?

That just sounds to me like you're one of those beta fellas that can't operate simple tools.

I'm pretty sure you also throw balls like a girl.

>>599826050
>>599826106
Alpha as fuck compared to
>>599824200
Who only got one scar.

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>>599827947
3 years old, mauled by dog, scars all over face

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Leg scar best scar

i got a scar on my penis.
now THAT is alpha you fucking females.

you guys are fuckin disgusting

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Ive got a few,

stood on strip of metal, cant move or feel big toe

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>>599828397
:)

>>599828467

vampire bite?

>>599826050
this habit is a dense faggotry

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Got a dart thrown at me at a pub.

>>599828565
Screwdriver burn

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You can kinda see them here, I get scratched a lot working with animals.
It doesn't help that any scratches on my arms seem to heal as hypertrophic scars.

>>599827708
are you a football

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Fell trough a glass door.
>very lucky

>>599828743
kek

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cancer

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>>599824200
IED

1/2

>>599824200
cunt i cant walk in a straight line, my legs go numb from being elevated, and i cant feel my fingers if i raise my arm above shoulder height. eat shit and die new fags

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>>599824200
My forehead has a chevron shaped scar from a pistol whipping, seven stitches.

I have a palladium tooth from requiring a root canal from being pummelled.

and I'm old and ugly.

Wanna see the scars inside my stomach from drinking?

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>>599828845
Have a bunch on my side and legs but too lazy to take pictures.

2/2

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put through glass window, lots of blood, very deep, lots of damage internally

My worst scars are emotional and cannot be captured in a photograph.

>>599828927
Big fucking skin graft too.

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>>599828992
>THE TURBOFAG ARRIVES

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>>599828873
Katawas, pls

>>599826050
>>599826106
not even the leqast bit alpha.

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Did this when I was 16, about 9 years ago. I'm much happier now, I've learned to treat myself like I'm my own best friend.

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>>599824200

>>599829386
Hi Anon.

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Lived in a shitty third world country town, they didnt have the correct idk the word, stitches? Apparently, for the face youre supposed to use a different one

>>599828917
10lb IED, threw me ten feet into a wall. Bunch of frag scars, two plates and 8 locking screws in arm, fist sized hole in armpit, tissue loss leg etc.

>>599826871
clean ur fingers faggot
nice scar + story m8

>>599827553
nice

>>599828203
>>599827818
br00tal
do you have more?

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>>599827708
Can barely see it now

>>599828891
you also need a fucking shower if that picture is you

>>599829824
At least tell the story

>>599829517
Did you cry or pee by accident? :(

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got more on my neck if you really want to see.

>>599828845
>>599828917
>>599829517
shit. ex-military I guess? What branch?

>>599829901
I take one once a week. Don't have a cow, man.

At least I shave my neck.

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>>599828917
Picture of arm pit a week after it happened

>>599829957
>>599830033

NICE. Story?

>>599830097
What happened?

>>599830073
Once a week? You're supposed to have one every fucking day

>>599828593
Yeah, i know, im trying to stop but its like an addiction. Whatever chemicals it releases are like a drug to me

>>599830035
Correct, I was EOD, branch doesn't matter haha

>alpha
I think you misspelled clumsy.

>>599826050
>>599826106
Faggot detected

>>599828845
>>599828917

Holy hell dude....

>>599830146
Infantry Lt stepped on a secondary IED while my team and I were working on another. He was three feet to my right and behind me. I got pretty lucky I wasn't facing him when it happened.

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>>599830171

>>599829054
tfw my name is Tyler

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>>599830097
And one of my arm

>>599829824
You're a thin girl, I like thing girls. From some drunk ausfag.

>>599830621
that balloon in the background

>>599829917
A drunk driver hit my sister's car

>>599830621
So, masking tape is the new high tech army bandage now, huh?

Wouldn't that hurt less slathered in petrolatum and wrapped lightly in gauze?

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>>599830110
>be stupid 18 yo with sports car
>take corners way too fast
>getting off work one morning driving really fast to get home
>mid corner, ~100 MPH
>BMW decides this is awesome moment to enter drone mode
>all driver aides turn off (traction, stability, etc)
>hello embankment
>hello telephone pole
>wasn't wearing seatbelt and never got knocked out

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My boobs.

>>599830361
could have avoided all that if you just listened in school mate

>>599830869
>dem chins
Maybe you would feel better about yourself if you exercised more you fucking land whale

>>599830775
Haha I didn't even notice.

>>599830791
They're called steri-strips. They hold it together or some shit. It was wrapped normally but they had to unwrap it every day and clean it. It was an open fracture for almost a week because they had to I&D it every day to make sure I didn't get a dirt nig infection before they could put in plates and close it up.

Silver lining: I was high as fuck the whole month I was in the hospital. haha

>>599830869
Jesus fuck...

>>599830621
Thou is winrar

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>>599830869

>>599830989
20/20 hind sight... haha I'm at an Ivy now though so making the best of it I suppose.

>>599830869
Holy shit...

>>599831188
Oh, which one? I went to Dartmouth.

Dartmouth is pretty much the only one with any pro-military feelings anymore. They usually have a few seniors who graduate and go into the Marines as officers. Nate Fick was one.

>>599830869

>spawn of satan scars
>covers nipples

ishygddt

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1/2

>>599826050
absolute faggot

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>>599831531
2/2

>>599826050
>>599826106
Certified faggot
do the job properly next time

>alpha
topkek, more like the idiot you are

>>599831451
Yeah, Dartmouth and Columbia are the only reasonably pro military ones, I'll narrow it down to one of those two. What do you do now if you don't mind answering?

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>>599830859
This pic shows how much air I actually got. Snapped the pole at about 7 feet. The Germans make one hell of a car...

>>599831682
Sorry, it would narrow me down way too much.

If you're at Dartmouth, you probably hear of the legendary Holekamp constantly.

>>599830073
>once a week
If this is america I'm never going to visit

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Had bone growth removed.

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>>599830869
Holy fucking shit

>>599831629
Gotta hate it when you take an arrow to the knee

>>599830869
H..how? And why?

>>599830869
u got some serious issues. go see a psychologist

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>>599831684

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Mangled fucking tits. This is why I come to /b/.

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If dubs i'll ad the story.

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>>599832166
Checked

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Grade V AC separation

>>599832166
Story time fgt
Noice get

>>599832166
SPILL

>>599832255
checked your check and check again for dub dubs

>>599831682
Oh, stay off of BoredatBaker/BoredatButler.

Total time waster unless you're looking for a quick hookup.

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Fucking scars don't make you alpha. The stories behind them do you faggots.

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Peeled my knuckle with an apple slinky machine

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>>599832441
Fuckin top kek of top for dubs

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>>599832633
Fuuuuuck

>>599832166
>Was drinking with friends
>Had a bad mood
>Decided to get up of couch
>Looked at everybody
>im_about_to_do_something_stupid.jpg
>look around
>see window
>PUNCHTHATMOTHERFUCKER.exe
>LOUD GLASS SHATTERING NOISES
>look at my arm
>blood stream squirting in the air about 1 cm high
>look back at friends
>say ''call the medics" and exit the house
>everybody is yelling and going ape shit, cause theres blood and chaos everywhere
>Im about to pass out cause of loosing too much blood, holding the cut with my arm
>friend runs to my with a towel, holds the cut.
>exit the house, sit on the street
>medics arrive
Cont. ?

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Impossible to take a good photo but heres the Xray

>>599832027
Nope. I was raped by a couple of niggers.

I guess I do have psych issues from that, lol.

>>599832736
No? That about sums it up. What a stupid story

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shit photo, but here. on my leg.

>>599830885
rory is that u?

>>599832736
so basically youre a cunt to drink with and ruin everyones time?

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brick to thumb when i was 5, thing spliced open

>>599832856
why would they want to rape a disgusting landwhale like you

oh wait...

>niggers

>>599830869
Jesus fuck, I'm going for a walk and getting some apples to eat .Ty anon you fat bitch

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Metal plate in forearm snapped both arm in half skateboarding when I was 15.

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>>599832989

>>599830859
>drone mode
Fucking BMWs...I would sue the shit out of them

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>>599832713
Kek lmao same fag dubble dubs fuuuuuuuuuuuuuk>>599832255
>>599832633

>>599833029
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

COME BACK AND GIVE ME ATTENTION!

I'LL LICK YOUR LOVE PUMP!

>>599826050
It's down the road, not across the tracks. Have fun.

>>599832736
aight fuck it im cont-ing.
>They remove the towel
>blood fountain
>theyr like ''damn''
>wrap my arm with some cloth or someshit
>before getting in the medic van i ask if my gf can come with my
>yeah, sure.
>call her
>she runs over, gets in the van
>climbing in the van
>oh shit: ''wait a sec.''
>vomit_on_the_street.exe
>finnaly climb in the van
>driving to the hospital
>worried gf starring at me, talking some shit
>im just laughing and telling jokes
>then i notice how srs this actually is
>shut the fuck up
>arrive at the hospital
Cont.

>>599826050
>>599826106
Faggot

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This is my elbow.
It got fucked because a idiot at the shooting range didn't handle his 1911 right and got me with a graze shot. Also shattered about 30% of the bones at my elbow.
>>599832785
Hello Isaac Clarke

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i h8 myself

men suk

>>599833133
Dubs require me to stay, sigh

Check for quints

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>>599833101
knife slipped

>>599833194
Literally no one wants you to continue.

>>599833294
Reroll

>>599833294
Check em

>>599833194
yea sure i'm quite bored and i wanna know whether or not you died after that

>>599833294
Now

>>599833194
so then i got the fucking operation, it failed, got another 1, that was succesfull, 26 stiches total, cant move arm for several months all that bullshit.
And for the dudes saying im an idiot - i had my reasons for acting like that, not going to go in to that.
& Sorry for errors in text, english not my main banana,

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>>599833334
Shit nigger

>>599833334
That fucking number 4 man .... That 4

>>599833282
Okay, email Harrybagatestes at gmail.

That's my dad. He'll give you my address.

I'll drain your fucking prostate for a nice cherry pie.

>>599826050
>>599826106
Oh look. The attention whore.
Kill yourself

>>599833533
I tried. It didn't take. Want to help?

>>599833334
i rolled dubs ffs & i promised, so i don't give a shit.
+ no1 is forcing u to read it dumbass

>>599833529
Haha you can do what ever you want to me as long as you can make it out the door without keeling over

>>599833618
If I get you a gun, do you promise to go Columbine and then an hero?

>>599833619
Don't get mad at me because your story isn't the least bit interesting.

>>599833749
Keeling over
>keeling over

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Heres another pic.

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Im not even joking

>>599830859
>Driving a card with AIDs

>>599833982
Are you jesus? Jesus christ

>>599833618
>tried
>didn't take
No faggot. You cut yourself for attention. You didn't try to kill yourself. You cut yourself so people would feel sorry for you and act like you're a hurt depressed person. Everyone is, Faggot.

>walk to the freeway
>play irl frogger

I'm sure you'll end up dying in you rinse and repeat.

>>599833848
i'm not mad.
wish you luck in life, bye.

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>>599826050
>>599826106

>>599833813
No, I'm not into KMFDM or Rammstein.

Can't you just give me a hotshot or something?

I'll let you rape my corpse.

>>599834083
I don't want to end up a mangled mess like that tranny.

I just can't afford drugs.

I took a bottle of Topamax, but it didn't kill me.

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Do I wins?

>>599833108
I probably can't. Speed was a contributing factor in the wreck. They would probably argue that if I had been going normal speeds, I wouldn't have lost control. Plus, BMW probably has way better lawyers than I can afford

>>599834136
> google it
i did
>pro tips: arm scars from cutting
Same pics

>>599828203
Who won the battle at the end ? Fuck those dogs don't ask questions they just go boom..

>>599834269
I stick with my previous statement.
You don't want to die, Faggot.
You want attention.
No one cares about attention whores.

>>599834371
>inb4 C-Section
What happened?

>>599834206
You pathetic bastard. Finish the job.

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>>599834371
You win dis

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>>599824200
https://youtube.com/watch?v=U5LTgTGPFKc

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>>599833848
>>599834134
he mad

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Got part of my lip bit off by a horse lol

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3 foot auger fell on my shin and shattered my bone. Nothing special.

>>599834546
This. If you really wanted to die, you would commit. I have more respect for rapist than I do for people who fake suicide attempts for attention. You are fucking scum

>>599834547
>>599834625

Just a little re-arrangment of all ribs (24 break-points, 8h surgery)

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>>599834546
psssh nothin personnel kid

>>599834772
Wat would you trying to do with a horse ?

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This is my super edgy alpha wingding. Fuck wit ya boy

>>599824200
I don't have any mascara because I'm careful and not clumsy

>>599834909
Story?

>>599834371
Nuss surgery? For pectus excavatum?

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heres mine. got it cut up by a piece of glass that had frozen in the ground when i slid down a little slope.

>>599835087
Kek

>>599835124
tits, pls m'lady

>>599830196
I know what you're going through. I have (had?) the same problem. Do it on my upper thighs though, not on my arm. Don't want to bring attention to it.

Hang in there, fellow cutfag.

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>>599835241

>>599834269
Fgt, if you really wanted to die, you would be dead.
If too dumb to kill yourself here are some ideas:
1. Hang yourself
2. Bleach yourself
3. Shoot yourself
4. "Jump off a high building" yourself
5. "Throw infront of a car" yourself
6. "Throw infront of a train" yourself
7. "Lay in warm water, cut open artery, not cross but along the artery"

Chemics master mode:
1. Buy cigarettes
2. Cook cigarettes for 2 or more hours
3. Evaporate some of the water
4. Add more cigarettes (repeat as many times as you want, the more the better it will kill
5. Take a syringe
6. Shoot the cooked up shit up your arm

If done right, kills within 30 seconds to 1 minute

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>>599835124
That shitty...
> hidding piece of glass

You self harming subhumans really should just man up and finish the job you pathetic wastes of oxygen.

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Get on my level

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>>599835037

>>599835433
Ow, didn't it hurt to bend your arm?

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Someone smashed my finger with a boulder. Bones sticking out and everything.

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I was a BMX fag.

Sup otherfags

>>599835317
Thanks for the info, but I've been trolling your sorry ass all along. Reverse search images next time.

Have you enjoyed my little ruse cruise?

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>>599835433
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha realy.... No fucking way nig are fuckin stupid

>>599835433

What the fuck are you?

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This is now a gore thread

>>599835725

He be the niggest

>>599835850

Jesus christ... warm someone first you cuck

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>>599835679
>mfw I knew that all along
>mfw I just wanted to type that down. Maybe some other fgt will do it

Also yes I enjoyed that, thx anon

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Get on my level

>>599835874
stfu nigga dat be cool as fuck

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>>599824200
From awhile back, I don't hurt anymore tho

>>599829386
Fuck off attention whore.

>>599835992

I bet you bleed gravy

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>>599835988
Thanks I needed a lenny pic.

Here's one for you the next time you need to incite a suicide.

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>>599836039

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>>599826050
>>599826106
Alpha of the betas. Congratulations king faglord.

>>599828651
JESUS CHRIST

>>599835992
Cutting or stretch marks?

>>599836039
nice bewbage

You should have those scars tatted in different colors. 'Twould be cool.

>>599836260

Fat

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>>599835000
Checked

>>599835000
Probably fucking it. This is /b/.

>>599836353
So stretch marks because fat?

>>599826963
"chocolate"

>>599836539
Yeah, you pick up things quickly.

>>599835124
shit. that must've hurt

>>599836185
At least it's OC

>>599836515
Probably blow it and he got lips bit

>>599828203
Do you hate dogs now?
I hate dogs as a general rule.

>>599836039
Your scars are the perfect shape, size and color.
Moar?

>>599828917
Thank you for your service. I hope it's healed well and you have no lasting issues.

>>599830219
That sucks man. Infantry faggot here.

>>599836539
i got fucking stretch marks because of growing. on the side of my legs and my hips.

>>599836705
actually my adrenaline level was so high and also a little chocked. my friends went kinda crazy and started screaming so it didnt really hurt at all until they stiched it (they had to stitch in the muscle first with disolving thread because the cut was fairly deep, which hurt quite a bit) otherwise it wasnt that bad. 7 stitches on the outside and then there a little cut to the left aswell that was 4 stiches.

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>>599833248
2bad not OC, hawt.

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Street fighting.

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>>599830869
TIME STAMP!

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>>599836911
Dogs are way more bro-tier than cats. I got attacked by a cat while trick-or-treating when I was like 5 and haven't liked them since. I don't understand the internets fascination with them... They don't even like us humans!

>>599827865
This

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>>599835789
A cool dude

>>599835725
What

>>599835651
Kinda yeah, I'm bare hench m8

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It's about half an in across at the widest part, 8 in long.

Emergency Spleenectomy.

unfortunately i dont have pics, but i had my face crushed and my sinuses are forever fucked. metal plate in my face along with plastic strips in the skin of my nose. also a fractured skull and a tiny bit of brain damage.

>>599830869
did daddy love you properly?

>>599837550
future trap.

>>599837569
> thats why i spend my entire time on /b/

>>599837673
Kek