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>reclaimed french island
>>599786626
>you die and become ghost
>as ghost you have one ghost point of power
- Whole inventory with old body
Ghost power- You can do one of the following ONCE: Posses body five days later and be
zombie, posses snake, posses silk worm
* you may chose to do nothing to gain another ghost power
4 decides
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>>599787938
do nothing
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>>599787938
possess snake
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As a ghost, fly down the pipe,
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Possess snake and fuck self in the throat
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>>599787938
posses my death body
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posses my death body
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>>599788149
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>>599787938
What killed us? I missed that part.

If we can fly as a ghost, fly in one direction away from the island until finding a civilization. Haunt said civilization.


Otherwise do nothing to get another power.
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>>599788374
WIN
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>>599787938
>>599788422
Reroll.
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posses op into giving infinite ghost powers
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>>599788374
winrar
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>>599788422
snake poison
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>>599788876
Did we finally get it to bite our dick?
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>>599789071
someone rolled for it to bite our dick but we passed out from venom right before the word dick came out of our mouth
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>>599789071
no the faggot decided that stick faggot passed out
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>>599788374
>you posses your dead body and become a zombie
>you retain all your perks from your life before but have forgotten how to use most of your inventory
>you have from left to right: Heart fruit pit and snake fang
>the snake is scared of you, so it will no longer have physical contact with you
8 gets
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>>599789294
Yeah, I saw that part. I was just hoping we got a successful roll that had us wake up and have the snake bite it.
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kill snake then use knife to open chest
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>>599789457
Retame the snake to get it to be unafraid of us.
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drink ocean
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>>599789457
>>599789624
Reroll.
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>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll.
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rko the snake and then kill him
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>>599789659
reroll
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>>599789623
pls this get
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>>599789457
rape snake
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>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll
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Eat the snake.
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>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll!
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>>599789659
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>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll dammit.
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>>599789718
> you have control of the snake, but it will no longer touch you
>try again
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>>599789659
reroll
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Dive underwater
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Out of nowhere 10/10 Nordic girl comes to the island and we populate the island
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Drink up the ocean
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>>599789846
Reroll
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>>599789659
roll
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>>599789978
I didn't even realize that one got it. Retame snake to touch me.
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Eat as much sand as i can.
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>>599790238
Win
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>>599789978
You didn't put a number for the get.
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>>599789978
number for new GET?
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>>599790238
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u suddenly decide to shit in your hands, and smear it all over your body.
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>>599790238
>you begin to eat the sand while moaning "g-grains"
>you find a spell book just under the sand surface
examine spell book- It is in a language that you don't know how to pronounce, but it has a nice energy about it
0 gets
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open the fucking chest with knife then kill snake
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>>599790232
Retame snake to touch me.
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Rip legs off and throw them in the ocean
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>>599790969
>>599791086
Reroll.
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>>599790969
bandage wounds with flag material
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>>599790969
>>599791086 (You)
Reroll.
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>>599790969
drink the ocean
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>>599791110
winrar
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open book to random page and scream "its wangardeeum leviohsaahhhrrr"
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>>599790969
pull ringing walky talky out of my ass. it is putin, helping me translate the book, which turned out to be written in kyrillic.
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>>599790969
Out of nowhere a cute 10/10 Latina girl comes out of nowhere
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hit the snake with the book
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WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE SEEDS IN OUR DICK??????
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>>599791292
>it is putin
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>>599791428
we are waiting for them to turn into grapes.
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>>599791110
>your legs pop off surprisingly easy
>you toss them in the ocean
9 gets
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>>599791292
>ringing walky talky
>ringing
>so thats why they never work
>shit
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>>599792061
drink ocean
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>>599792061
bandage self with flag material
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>>599792181
reroll
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>>599792061
Go get legs and reattach them.
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>>599792061
>>599792235
Reroll.
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cut a piece of the flag pole and use it as a peg leg
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>>599792221
ooh, close to quads

>>599792061
attempt to leave island
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>>599792299
winrar
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>>599792299
winner
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>>599792061
Remove eyeball and toss it down the pipe
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>>599792061
replace old legs with various inventory items
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>>599792061
>Sacrifice snake in hopes you can be reincarnated as Cyborg
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make your dick shoot a laser and hit the snake and make it die
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>>599792061
KILL SELF.
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>>599792061
FUCK THE SNAKE
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>>599793015
>>599792061
roll for this
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>>599793015
>>599792061
kek roll
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>>599792235
>you get legs and put them back on your hips
>the ligaments and tissues thread into each other
>you discover you have a limited regenerative perk
regenerate perk- If a body part is lost and placed close to original spot, it will reattach with no problems
1 get get gets
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>>599793190
fuck the snake
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>>599793190
an hero pls.
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>>599793190
pull key out of ass, unlock chest
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>>599793190
bandage self wwith flag material
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cut off foot and replace it with wood from flag pole to make peg leg
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>>599793367
roll, but kill yourself by choking on the snake.
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>>599793190
shove rock up ass
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>>599793428
reroll
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make penis shoot laser without damaging it and shoot snake
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rip off dick, feed to snake.
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Eat the snake.
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>>599793437
this
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>>599793485
rerell
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>>599793428
roll also fuck the snake
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>>599793325
>>599793325
Roll
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>>599793531
win
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>>599793531
winrer.
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>>599793531
WINRAR
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command the seeds in our dick to grow into what ever fucking seeds they are
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>>599793531
Winrar.
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>>599793325
roll
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>>599793531
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can someone sum up what's happened so far?
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>>599793859
we died, turned to a ghost, possessed our body, now a zombie
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make penis shoot a laser
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>>599793531
>you pull a key that your ass made from compressed sand out of your ass
>it has just enough strength to open the chest, then disintegrates
>in the chest you find: a very sturdy knife, a gold key, an ax head, and a bundle of rope
8 gets
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>>599794061
>we shat out a key too
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>>599794688
make penis shoot laser and kill snake
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kill the snake and wear his head as a hat
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>>599794688
Use key to unlock the secrets of your ass
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make the seeds in our dick grow
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>>599794688
You ain't fuckin' done drinking that ocean yet. Get to it.
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>>599794870
reroll
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look through pipe at rock and the pipe turns the language to english
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>>599794688
Unlock the snake to find the secret of the universe.
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Throw all items into the ocean and scream , "I'm sorry wilson."
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>>599794688
kill self.
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>>599794899
Reroll
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>>599795085
roll for this.
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open satchel with portal gun in it
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make snake eat the spell book and make it wizard snake possessed by a ancient demon kitlulu
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FUCK SELF WITH KNIFE.
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Hack legs off with ax and tie rope to them.
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>>599795161
re roll
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>>599795178
win
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>>599793439
rolling for this
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>>599795178
Goddamnit winrar
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>>599795178
winrar.
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>>599795178
Winrar
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>>599795161
roll
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>>599795311
roll
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>>599787938

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxm4qiM-eU
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cut open spell book. make a kite. attach rope to kite. tie key onto rope.
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>>599795178
> you have the sudden urge to rip your anus up with the sturdy knife
>almost instantly after you make a cut, your body repairs itself
3 get
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>>599795178
happy to see someone finally fuck that snake
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>>599795640
MAKE THE SNAKE TOUNGE YOUR ANUS.
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>>599795640
FUCK THE SNAKE!!!!!
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>>599795640
kill self with knife.
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Meditate to reach a state of nirvana
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>>599795790
Reroll
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>>599795640
the blood spewing out your ass coagulates into a wormhole to china
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>>599795843
winrar.
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>>599795640
>>599794976
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>>599795843
Winrar
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look at the rock through the pipe, looking through the pipe turns the language english
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>>599795843
7zip
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>>599795843
WINAR
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>>599795843
>you decide that life is full of suffering and decide to end the cycle of Samsara
>you start to meditate
>many kapas pass
>you touch the earth and claim "As the earth my witness, I am enlightened"
>the ground shakes and you are now a Buddha
>you claim life of bodhisatva, which means you will be reborn forever until all beings reach nirvana
>you loose all items due to impermanence, but being enlightened, you can materialize anything
5 gets
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>>599795203
Roll
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materialize a jetpack and fly to chicago
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>>599796936
Bitches get!
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>>599796936
Ascend from your zombie form to become human once more.
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MAKE A GIANT DILDO THEN CUM ON IT AND BEAT THE SNAKE TO DEATH
AFTER THAT READ ROCK
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Kill snake and silk worm with ax
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>>599797195
fuck
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>>599797252
that was my other idea
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>>599797195
winrar
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