>reclaimed french island
>>599786626
>you die and become ghost
>as ghost you have one ghost point of power
- Whole inventory with old body
Ghost power- You can do one of the following ONCE: Posses body five days later and be
zombie, posses snake, posses silk worm
* you may chose to do nothing to gain another ghost power
4 decides
>>599787938
do nothing
>>599787938
possess snake
As a ghost, fly down the pipe,
Possess snake and fuck self in the throat
>>599787938
posses my death body
posses my death body
>>599787938
What killed us? I missed that part.
If we can fly as a ghost, fly in one direction away from the island until finding a civilization. Haunt said civilization.
Otherwise do nothing to get another power.
>>599788374
WIN
>>599787938
>>599788422
Reroll.
posses op into giving infinite ghost powers
>>599788374
winrar
>>599788422
snake poison
>>599788876
Did we finally get it to bite our dick?
>>599789071
someone rolled for it to bite our dick but we passed out from venom right before the word dick came out of our mouth
>>599789071
no the faggot decided that stick faggot passed out
>>599788374
>you posses your dead body and become a zombie
>you retain all your perks from your life before but have forgotten how to use most of your inventory
>you have from left to right: Heart fruit pit and snake fang
>the snake is scared of you, so it will no longer have physical contact with you
8 gets
>>599789294
Yeah, I saw that part. I was just hoping we got a successful roll that had us wake up and have the snake bite it.
kill snake then use knife to open chest
>>599789457
Retame the snake to get it to be unafraid of us.
drink ocean
>>599789457
>>599789624
Reroll.
>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll.
rko the snake and then kill him
>>599789659
reroll
>>599789623
pls this get
>>599789457
rape snake
>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll
Eat the snake.
>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll!
>>599789457
>>599789624 (You)
Reroll dammit.
>>599789718
> you have control of the snake, but it will no longer touch you
>try again
>>599789659
reroll
Dive underwater
Out of nowhere 10/10 Nordic girl comes to the island and we populate the island
Drink up the ocean
>>599789846
Reroll
>>599789659
roll
>>599789978
I didn't even realize that one got it. Retame snake to touch me.
Eat as much sand as i can.
>>599790238
Win
>>599789978
You didn't put a number for the get.
>>599789978
number for new GET?
u suddenly decide to shit in your hands, and smear it all over your body.
>>599790238
>you begin to eat the sand while moaning "g-grains"
>you find a spell book just under the sand surface
examine spell book- It is in a language that you don't know how to pronounce, but it has a nice energy about it
0 gets
open the fucking chest with knife then kill snake
>>599790232
Retame snake to touch me.
Rip legs off and throw them in the ocean
>>599790969
>>599791086
Reroll.
>>599790969
bandage wounds with flag material
>>599790969
>>599791086 (You)
Reroll.
>>599790969
drink the ocean
>>599791110
winrar
open book to random page and scream "its wangardeeum leviohsaahhhrrr"
>>599790969
pull ringing walky talky out of my ass. it is putin, helping me translate the book, which turned out to be written in kyrillic.
>>599790969
Out of nowhere a cute 10/10 Latina girl comes out of nowhere
hit the snake with the book
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED WITH THE SEEDS IN OUR DICK??????
>>599791292
>it is putin
>>599791428
we are waiting for them to turn into grapes.
>>599791110
>your legs pop off surprisingly easy
>you toss them in the ocean
9 gets
>>599791292
>ringing walky talky
>ringing
>so thats why they never work
>shit
>>599792061
drink ocean
>>599792061
bandage self with flag material
>>599792181
reroll
>>599792061
Go get legs and reattach them.
>>599792061
>>599792235
Reroll.
cut a piece of the flag pole and use it as a peg leg
>>599792221
ooh, close to quads
>>599792061
attempt to leave island
>>599792299
winrar
>>599792299
winner
>>599792061
Remove eyeball and toss it down the pipe
>>599792061
replace old legs with various inventory items
>>599792061
>Sacrifice snake in hopes you can be reincarnated as Cyborg
make your dick shoot a laser and hit the snake and make it die
>>599792061
KILL SELF.
>>599792061
FUCK THE SNAKE
>>599793015
>>599792061
roll for this
>>599793015
>>599792061
kek roll
>>599792235
>you get legs and put them back on your hips
>the ligaments and tissues thread into each other
>you discover you have a limited regenerative perk
regenerate perk- If a body part is lost and placed close to original spot, it will reattach with no problems
1 get get gets
>>599793190
fuck the snake
>>599793190
an hero pls.
>>599793190
pull key out of ass, unlock chest
>>599793190
bandage self wwith flag material
cut off foot and replace it with wood from flag pole to make peg leg
>>599793367
roll, but kill yourself by choking on the snake.
>>599793190
shove rock up ass
>>599793428
reroll
make penis shoot laser without damaging it and shoot snake
rip off dick, feed to snake.
Eat the snake.
>>599793437
this
>>599793485
rerell
>>599793428
roll also fuck the snake
>>599793531
win
>>599793531
winrer.
>>599793531
WINRAR
command the seeds in our dick to grow into what ever fucking seeds they are
>>599793531
Winrar.
>>599793325
roll
>>599793531
can someone sum up what's happened so far?
>>599793859
we died, turned to a ghost, possessed our body, now a zombie
make penis shoot a laser
>>599793531
>you pull a key that your ass made from compressed sand out of your ass
>it has just enough strength to open the chest, then disintegrates
>in the chest you find: a very sturdy knife, a gold key, an ax head, and a bundle of rope
8 gets
>>599794061
>we shat out a key too
>>599794688
make penis shoot laser and kill snake
kill the snake and wear his head as a hat
>>599794688
Use key to unlock the secrets of your ass
make the seeds in our dick grow
>>599794688
You ain't fuckin' done drinking that ocean yet. Get to it.
>>599794870
reroll
look through pipe at rock and the pipe turns the language to english
>>599794688
Unlock the snake to find the secret of the universe.
Throw all items into the ocean and scream , "I'm sorry wilson."
>>599794688
kill self.
>>599794899
Reroll
>>599795085
roll for this.
open satchel with portal gun in it
make snake eat the spell book and make it wizard snake possessed by a ancient demon kitlulu
FUCK SELF WITH KNIFE.
Hack legs off with ax and tie rope to them.
>>599795161
re roll
>>599795178
win
>>599793439
rolling for this
>>599795178
Goddamnit winrar
>>599795178
winrar.
>>599795178
Winrar
>>599795161
roll
>>599795311
roll
>>599787938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbxm4qiM-eU
cut open spell book. make a kite. attach rope to kite. tie key onto rope.
>>599795178
> you have the sudden urge to rip your anus up with the sturdy knife
>almost instantly after you make a cut, your body repairs itself
3 get
>>599795178
happy to see someone finally fuck that snake
>>599795640
MAKE THE SNAKE TOUNGE YOUR ANUS.
>>599795640
FUCK THE SNAKE!!!!!
>>599795640
kill self with knife.
Meditate to reach a state of nirvana
>>599795790
Reroll
>>599795640
the blood spewing out your ass coagulates into a wormhole to china
>>599795843
winrar.
>>599795843
Winrar
look at the rock through the pipe, looking through the pipe turns the language english
>>599795843
7zip
>>599795843
WINAR
>>599795843
>you decide that life is full of suffering and decide to end the cycle of Samsara
>you start to meditate
>many kapas pass
>you touch the earth and claim "As the earth my witness, I am enlightened"
>the ground shakes and you are now a Buddha
>you claim life of bodhisatva, which means you will be reborn forever until all beings reach nirvana
>you loose all items due to impermanence, but being enlightened, you can materialize anything
5 gets
>>599795203
Roll
materialize a jetpack and fly to chicago
>>599796936
Bitches get!
>>599796936
Ascend from your zombie form to become human once more.
MAKE A GIANT DILDO THEN CUM ON IT AND BEAT THE SNAKE TO DEATH
AFTER THAT READ ROCK
Kill snake and silk worm with ax
>>599797195
fuck
>>599797252
that was my other idea
>>599797195
winrar