continue

interested. continue

And then?

>>599744849
>buy i have to go home now.
autism confirmed.
Go home fag.

>>599744849
lying sack of shit

>inb4 dinosaur

dont die op

>>599744849
10yr is old enough for kisses anon.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWZ3EHjUx_E

Reported.

>>599744849
How old are you?

>>599746742
For what?

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>>599744849

>>599746847
35

>>599744849
>>599746944
>>599746953
EPIC MEME TH→READ GUISE→
→
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP→

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le (you) nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID!
REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO→
Y LMAO→
Y LMAO→

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>>599744849
Similar thing happened to me
> be me
> 17
> 4 years ago
> at best friends house
> he has a younger sister in 4th grade
> we're playing vidya
> good ol gears of war
> friend has to go down stairs to do some chores real quick
> it's just me and his sister
> out of nowhere she asks me what a boner is
> holyshit.jpg
> I explain that she is too young
> she leaves
> I get bored and fall asleep
> wake up to sudden wetness on my dick like I just came or something
> his sister is giving me a blowjob
> nope.avi
> tell her that I have to leave
> leave house just as friend comes back
> go home thinking what the fuck
> mfw when I got raped by a 9 year old
> mfw when I left my gears of war
> mfw I haven't spoken to them in four years

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>>599746944
pedoshit

>>599745238
>>599745975
> over the next few days i was to nervous to talk to her or go over to her house i was fersure a pedo and i was freaking out
> she continued to text me as the days past asking whats wrong and that she sorry i ensured her everything is fine i was just busy
>a few days later i went back over and while waiting for her older sister to get ready to go out to town
> i was sitting in the front room and i heard the shower go off and i look in the hall way and see the 10yr old in a towel she sees me and smiles i get up to go talk to her and ask how she is
> she says good and theN drops her towel
> i shit brix
> i burst out saying whoa
> she says whats wrong i say nothing
> she sits on her bed and pouts
>she asks why ive been acting weird since we kissed i say cause your 10
> she startd cryimg and i walk towards her as she cover herself with her towel
> i give her a hug and say its okay
> she says shes sorry she likes me and that she wishes she was older
> i say its okay and age means nothing
> she looks at me and wraps her arms around me and kisses me hard

>>599747234
fuck that, how you gonna forget GOW you pretentious faggot.
free blowjob, who cares?

>>599747396
Faggots making up stories is not illegal. Pathetic, but not illegal

>>599747403
yeah no, this shit never happened

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>>599747403
>10 yr old walks out in a towel
>"hey how r u"

>>599747234
>I get bored and fall asleep
...wut? LIke you are just sitting there and fall asleep. This story it not believable at all.

>>599747756
This degree of pathetic should be illegal

Lol we all know this is made up, but nobody cares.

>>599747403
learn to pretpye shit faggot

I'm reporting everyone here to the cia I've had enough of this shit

>>599748035
please go back to Reddit

>>599747403
moar

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Here is the 10yr a couple years later

>>599747936
This degree of pathetic needs to move to reddit.

>>599744849
>>599747403
Write your stories before you post them not as you post them, fucking faggot

>>599744849
May as well contribute my story
>Be me, 18
>hang out at my girlfriends house
>She has 13yo sister
>sister has friends of 13 and 14 over at time
>I play the "cool older brother and play board games with them, watch movies, play games and whatnot
>GF's sister and her friends dress like sluts
>every time I chiull with them
>BUTTS FUCKIGN EVERYWHERE
>GF doesnt even know I have checked out all of them.
>Nothing sexual ever happens.

I realize, not as interesting as your stories, but i guess the potential exists.

>>599747756
still bannable, you child fucking faggot

die

>be me
>13-18
>fantasize about fucking one of my younger sister's friends all the time
>never happens.
>the end

>>599748221
Megan Torres?

Wojtyła gtfo xD

>>599748744
Dox?

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>>599748221
pls

>>599748497
wow I made a lot of typos.

>sij

>>599748497
similar experience
>be 15
>invited to all girl slumber party
>5 bitches 14-16
>no bras
>low cut tank tops
>booty shorts everywhere
>ass cheeks flopping
>dick be hardening
>sleep with gf at the time on couch
>bitch with 3 sizes too small shorts next to us
>lay down, my face in her ass
>smell the sweat
>smell the pussy
>dear god i am in heaven
>get hand job from GF
>shit was cash

>>599748497
Lol implying they all didnt know exactly what you were doing. you think your a sneaky cunt dontcha

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>>599748247
I just don't get it, why do you even post here - especially since it is so much more moderated than it probably used to be? times have changed, we (moralfags) have won. people like me report all your threads as soon as you cross the line, the thread is deleted, some IPs are banned (not that it stops anyone from posting, but still). if you just fuck off and go to an abandoned chan, you don't get our nagging and you can ensure your way to serving time in federal prison as much as you want.

it's a win win situation: YOU get to be sick fucks, unmodded, unbothered by civilization (until the partyvan picks you up). WE get to have 4chan. it's really that simple.

>>599747848
Kek

>>599749200
lol gr8 b8 m8

>Be me, 47 year old incarcerated
>can see girl out window through the 4 fences, barbed wire an dogs
>not sure but think somewhere betwee 11 and 35
>pretty sure it's female bit not 100%
>fap anyway

>>599748886
all you did was confirm that megan torres is on vine

>Be a TA in a kinder class
>One of the kids really likes me
>My brother eventually goes out with his eldest sister (small town)
>He asks me to come over ALL THE FUCKING TIME
>One day the drug addicted mother beats him for crying because she's screeching at him
>Hold her back
>Her friend, high as a kite, starts yelling at me for not minding my own business and calls me a pedo
>Arguement insue and I take him away
>Kidnapping charges
>MFW HE TESTIFIED I MOLESTED HIM
>mfw he told me years later that his mother made him do it
>I know, anon, I know
>He buys me a 32-pack of beer
>He offers me meth
>Cry like bitch

>>599749462
>>599749206
>>599749200
>>599749200
EPIC MEME TH→READ GUISE→
→
le epic so ebin dae le epin win xD pwn’d ftw le bacon narwhale xP→

tfw no gf xD ayy lmao! :p
>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>
upboated good sir i tip my fedora to you, fine gentlemen le real men have class xD real human bean!!1 dae cake is a lie lel
epic fail!!!!!!!! ;p for YOU!! :DDD XD we r anonymous >:D lol DOGE111 so ebin much le1, for the lulz!! xD le upvote for you :^)
just epic, simply epin ROFLMAOCOPTER BBQ :o WE ESPORTS NOW :DDDDDDDDD, did u waifu?

le dae EXPLODIN KNEES PUDDI!!!! le epic oldfag here, ama :D, 5get or faget? keke ebin… SHOOP LE WHOOP :D XDDDDD, here have an upboat, lelele so much ebin
420 smoke weed!!!!!11 dae le trees? :D le tree blaze ftw! epic memes, us gamers huh!? >:) tips fedora, le any1 athiest? SJW EBIN WOW memez?
RAISE UR DONGERS! 8D YTMD :^))))))))

EPIC PWNAGE!………… CUPCAKES (im so randum :) dae la lets players!!! BROFIST :dd dae feel ? le sad frog faec. IM CIA, dae BANE!? PRO TIP: FOR YOU XDddd!!!11
le dubs goy! hehehehada dh…. twitch general /twitch/ @:=] kappa :D

>le maymay arrow
is this a le new epic meme? screen kapped for dat sweet karma xD. FUS ROH DAH!!!!!1 i used to be a christmas but then i took an arrow 2 da knee :^(
BAZINGA BAZINGA ZIMBABWE. top kek, toppest of keks. le (you) nyan cat? hahahaha le mayonaise.
fucking epic ass meme
i love that fucking meme so much man
wait let me just *gets crack pipe out* smoke some of that good 420 shit :)
*rips a bong* AHHHHHHHHH YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that sure hit the spot ok now NOTHING PERSONELL...KID!
REDDIT PLS GO HAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Y LMAO→
Y LMAO→
Y LMAO→

Fuck, might as well contribute.
>Be 19
>Have 13 year old sister
>Sister is fat and has 0 friends
>She joins the school band
>Be forced to go to the first concert
>Make eye contact with sexy 13 year old chick sitting beside my sister
>We talk after the show, get her number
>Convince her to befriend my sister
>Fast forward a month, girl shows up at the house for a sleep over
>We fuck
Girl comes over once every week or 2. We fuck every time. My sister is just happy to have a friend, and has no idea that she hates my sister and only pretends so we can hook up.

>>599749491
fucking lol

but then who was phone

I have a story as well
>be me
>be 15
>be a faggot

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>>599744849
>>599747403
Just reported this shitty fucking thread, which is kind of funny, since i am a janitor. that's right ass hole. i don't need to report shit, but i thought i would in this case just so you know how bad you fucked up. As a janitor, a user of elevated privilege, i actually have a special report interface that patches me directly to moot. so he will be here soon to ban your ass. that's right, moot and i are good friends so he regularly bans the fuckheads that i run across on 4chan. he also gave me access to the mysql database on the server so i can see every post you've ever made - and man, you posted a lot of fucking shit. i actually am going to report your IP to the feds, no joke, there is some seriously illegal shit in these log files which are currently up on my screen. You picked the wrong board to shitpost on mother fucker. this is the end of you.

>>599750158
Op?

>>599749491
I love the way this thread is going

>be 12
>riding my bike through the neighborhood
>hot older chick from a couple doors down has a friend over
>friend tells me she wants to suck my dick
>laugh, think they are joking are ride away
Pretty much describes my relationships with women up to now too.

>>599750254
Somebody needs to update this bait now that moot is kill.

>>599749491
underrated post

>>599749781

Pics or it didn't happen

>>599747089
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>>599749200
>>599750254
g8 b8 m8

>>599749491
All my kek

>>599749109
KEK

>>599750617
Give me like 2 minutes to get them from my phone to the pc

>>599750353
ARE YOU ME LOL

>>599749742
should have let you get in a pity finger
>>599749491
ayyy

Why is /b/ so racist?
I'm currently in a relationship with a wonderful black man and it really pisses me off when I see you guys using the "N" word all the time.
Are y'all just jealous that brothas know how to please women in ways you weak little white boys never will? You need to stop hatin cause you know you'd never say any of this to black folks in real life.

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>>599749109
>>599749491
>>599749742
>>599750353

>>599749491
TOP FUCKING KEK

>>599750986
Nigger

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>>599750986

>>599750986
Nigger.

>>599744849
i know that girl, she goes to my school

>>599750986
Race traitor. Enjoy the aids from the nigger dick

>>599751299
Nigger or faggot? Maybe both? INCEPTION!

>>599749742
I'm here for luls and weird boners. This depressing shit needs to be put to an end, anon.

>>599749742
This made me so sad.

>>599751449
no. go back to Reddit.

>>599751490
>>599751559
why are you sad, he said he got some meth out of the deal

>>599750986
Nigger... black people are for manual labour and shit like that.

>>599750266
no. just normal fag

>>599750986
Traps triggered.

Lol not knowing why the term nigger is used everywhere.

It comes from whiteboys listening to gangsta rap stupid newfrag

great bait made me reply no go an hero

>>599751653
Ye said he got OFFERED meth, implying that the kid was a methhead now, and that he felt sorry for him.

Well here's my story
>Be me at 19
>Sister brings her friend along all the time, both 11yo
>Friend way too overdeveloped for her age, huge boobs
>Every time alone with her friend, she gives me the bedroom voice
>Would rub her hands over herself and ask me shit like, "So anon, do you like girls with big boobs?"
>Do nothing or freak out and leave
>One day she's doing this again
>Suddenly reaches down and starts rubbing my dick and balls
>I leave because I'm not a pedo shit
End of story