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What type of girl shall I pick? most replies win
>>599741465
pick all and whoever you get a reply from first is the target
>>599741465
nellie so we inquire about the zipperhead holding her
Melena
>>599741465
Message them all, first one to reply is target.
>>599741465
INDY, THEN MAKE LOADS OF SUBTLE INDIANA JONES JOKES AT HER
>>599741971
REROLLING FOR THIS. WE NEED SOME STRUCTURE TO THIS NIGGER
>>599741859
>>599741922
These.
>>599741465
Sara
>>599741971
this
>>599741971
do it
>>599741971
Rolling
>>599741971
this guy
>>599741971
yes can we yes please this yes
Indy is bae
anyways got a target
>>599741971
JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE OFFENSIVE
>>599741971
THIS
>>599743230
>15
Jesus christ this is gonna be good
>>599743230
"I swim"
CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN PERFORM A BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION.
>>599743230
15.....fuck, this'll be pretty interesting
>>599743230
5 decides
Dude I know that Sara girl. First time seeing someone I know on /b/. Weird.
can i show you how good i am at swimming? got my snorkel ready
>>599743649
5 decides
>>599743230
Do you want to swim in smoke?
>>599743753
How long can you hold your breath?
melena has the best picture
>>599743753
You into anal?
how big is your clit
>>599743753
Why do you burn trees? You bastard, nature is love. Nature is life.
>>599743753
can i fuck you?
>>599743753
hey i know you're just 15, but i fucked my 10yo cousin too so its ok for me.
>>599744120
reroolllllll
Nice pic. I can't even see your face ;)
>>599744141
roll
>>599744141
reroll
>>599744141
rolling for this
>>599744120
reroll
>>599744141
rollin on the river
>>599743753
Will you scream or moan if I rape you?
>>599744141
rolling for this post
are you still on pornhub??
>>599744141
post this op. 5 get
>>599744141
this post please
Is OP kill? OP REPORT IN
>>599743230
>bae
>on tinder
>using the term "bae"
>15 year old matches
Go kill yourself and stop going on this site, fucking retard
Say hello to your mom for me xxxxx
>>599744141
rollinnnn
Hey, you're really cute. Hope this doesn't come off as weird, but I wish you'd show your lips, I think I'd like to bite them :x
>>599744141
roll
>>599743753
hey, i'd like to penetrate your crystal skull
sup bae want to see my erect cock?
nigger
>>599743882
Check my five
>>599744674
rol for creepiness.
>>599744141
>>599744141
wheres the fucking 5 now???
op is 17 at best underage b&
>>599744141
Reroll
>>599744604
this a thousand times this
Accept azula as your queen.
>>599744141
ROOLLLLL
>>599744801
Yeah...
victoria is an ugly name.
5 get
how many dicks can you suck while you hold your breath underwater?
>>599744758
hahaha roll
Rollin
'Say hello to your mom for me xxx'
>>599743753
Hey bae i smoke mad trees, we should have a session some time
one of you faggots roll a 5 already
>>599744674
def roll for the creep factor
>>599743753
Want to sex when swim
>>599745002
Reroll
>>599743753
hey, i know this might be weird. but i like human flesh. would you mind that i eat you alive at our first dinner together?
AYYY GURRLL
>>599744674
rawr
>>599744674
Need a god damn five, fuck
u fukin wat m8
how much to sex u up? XP
>>599745175
WINNER WINNER
say hello to your mother for me xxxxxxx
>>599745175
winrar
I really really really really like your photo.
>>599745175
at fucking last
this will appeal to the 15 year old kid
>>599744990
>Use this
>make sad wheelchair story
>???
>sad 15y/o
Ay bbq wun sum fuq?
>>599744141
Forever rolling.
I'm pretty sure this is a chris hansen sting operation
>>599743882
F i v e
i
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>>599743753
just wanna say: i'm watching you and i know what you did. never feel safe bitch. and by the way, you shouldn't leave the window uncovered when you finger yourself ;)
Watch us all get arrested for soliciting underage sex.
>mfw
>>599744590
>uses "kill yourself" as an insult
Got some news for you, bud.
>>599745345
Op deliver
>>599745454
This
>>599745582
kek
>>599745582
I can't tell if this is smooth or not
>>599745582
This is now a cringe thread
>>599743230
>15
>smokes weed
dis gun be guud
>>599745934
She is 15 though..
I don't know what I'd rather rip, your panties or your bong
>>599746193
fucking roll
>>599745582
WHAT IS DECIDING NEXT SET OP
HELP US HELP YOU
>>599745454
top
>>599746193
Roll
7 decides
I feel like you were as delicate as a Necrophiliac approaching a cadaver, smooth but everyone already knows your intentions.
>>599745582
7 decides
>>599746193
roll
>>599746193
rollin
>>599746447
Can I piss on you like R Kelly
>>599746535
Complement will be what I will do in bed with you.
>>599746193
Reroll
>>599746193
reroll
>>599746535
So, what am I complemeting, you stupid hoe ?
>>599746535
I mean, I'd like to literally bite them, as in take a chunk out of them.
>>599746193
roll
>>599746653
roll
>>599746193
this pls
>>599746535
It is a compliment because I want to shove my dick down your throat
>>599746653
>Roll
Thanks. I'm actually really bad with words ever since my camp counselor molested me.
>>599746193
roll
>>599746535
That's good I was worried there! So, you're actually really cute do you want to get a drink?
>>599746535
My dad raped me and but my lips off true story
>>599746193
Reroll
>>599746535
A good complement would be us sharing our pictures... do you agree ?
>>599746193
7 get
>>599746535
so cute *^*
>>599746535
You into Scat?
>>599746535
I mean like a velociraptor. I want to eat your face.
>>599746767
kek
I'd smoke you ;)
>>599746193
Rizoll
>>599746777
trips overrule
>>599746777
Trips and winrar
>>599746767
KEK WINRAR
Teach her the difference between compliment and complement
>>599746767
winrar better than triiips
>>599746777
Winrar
>>599746193
roll
>>599746777
Trips trumps
>>599746817
Winrar fuck that molest shit
>>599746777
trips winrar supersedes other 7
>>599746767
Fuck the trips this is fucking hilarious
>>599746767
allahu akbar
>>599746767
Heaven trips can fuck off we're doing devilish shit
>>599746535
So how about we share each other complimentary nude pics? :P
>>599747074
True
>>599747225
Roll
Thread went sideways like usual
>>599747198
OP fix your shit
>>599747225
If they do that thread is over... ' -'
Nah, i'm just playing haha you're really cute though. Show me more pics ;)
>>599747198
Hahah, fucking epic
Send her this saying its you http://www.smule.com/p/309938479_91986974
>>599747361
The point of the thread isn't to get OP with the girl. If that's what he wanted, he'd have picked the serious replies only.
>>599747225
whats the get for this
>>599747198
Thanks. I'm actually really bad with words ever since my camp counselor molested me.
6 decides
I'm gonna need citation on the trips rule
>>599747635
Roll
You can call me murray, because I will be serving my balls to you whether you like it or not
>>599747636
Yea, it was like some really dark stuff. He kept telling me I was getting touched by Jesus.
I'm legit trying to get you hooked up with a 15 year old why are you so gay B!
Wanna burn one and talk about life and forget about all the bullshit?
>>599747198
6 decides
I'm gonna need citation on the trips rule
>>599747687
Reroll
181 matches? How is that even possible? I'm using tinder for 2 months and have only 4 matches
It's alright. tbh I was kind of asking for it. But I don't really want to talk about me. Tell me about you.
>>599747781
re-roll this shit
Chose one of these to go inside you:
My cock
a knife
I'm legally forced to tell you I've been caught with underage girls before this conversation goes any further.
>>599747859
Chill, I'm just messing with you. It was all consensual.
>>599747906
Winrar
>>599747906
Hahahah winrarrrr
Just kidding, are you a feminist :) ?
>>599747906
winner!
>>599747906
You dumb faggot
>>599747859
Ya, it really messed me up. Now I have trouble putting a sentence together. It's nice that I can tell you.
>>599747859
Sorry that was a bit of a dark joke, I don't make those often.
So, why don't we get a drink or something or add me on Facebook?
>>599747906
this shit is not a win. fuck outta here
He cummed in my ass than made me lick his cock clean
>>599747906
lower your standards dude also
winrar
>>599747859
your face reminds me of his
>>599747859
repeat the last message in all caps
>>599747781
reroll
>>599747781
Re-roll
>>599747906
Nah m8 this isnt winrar
>>599747859
lol, thats just my twisted humor. although i really shouldnt joke about it, since i rape teen girls i meet on tinder and i can see what it does to them. :/ nah, jk, most are fine and even crave my cock now,
>>599747859
Haha I'm kidding, show me your tits
>>599747906
Do not say this
>>599748176
>>599748176
>>599748176
chicken dinner
>>599747906
Hey bitch what you should do is like everyone and then you filter... it's easier than being a picky before even knowing if the girl likes you.
>Tinder Master
>Brazilian
>Lives with his parents
>>599748322
NO TITS SHES 15 DFJVGIADBNVL;
>>599748272
Fucking lame
>>599748322
Too late. Rules are rules and OP is not a faggot.
>>599748272
op is a stickler meeseeks
>>599748303
roll
>>599748272
Say wrong person fuuuuck
>>599748272
what
>>599748272
You're fucking retarded
4 decides stop fucking up anons
sorry im being weird. aint nothing to it, 4chan made me do it.
>>599748429
>tinder master
Do whatever this retard says
>>599748698
sharpie in pooper?
Oops I meant to send that to my homeboy CJ from Grove street.
>>599748698
That's how many times my counselor said Jesus touched me.
anally.
181 Matches to burn your worthless corpse you fucking bitch.
>>599748698
Sorry I make no sense, add me on Facebook? Or we could go out for a drink?
>>599748698
Allahu Akbar
>>599748794
another winner
>>599748698
my bad. I sent that to the wrong person. Can we discuss molestation in detail as I masturbate?
Listen, I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I just, I can't decide if you are worth going to jail over or not.
181 holla holla get the dolla blaze it
>>599748794
winrar
>>599748794
Winrar
>>599748794
no... no... nooooooo
>>599748698
Sorry, totally sent that to the wrong person.
Good, you've responded well to my test
>>599748864
winrar?
>>599748698
Dw. lets engage in sexual banter
>>599748698
Sorry I'm dinning in a friends home and he is just jelly that I have more matches than him. Anyway why are you using tinder at such young age ?
>>599748864
Do this one
>>599748864
nigger
>>599748864
THIS YES
no more fucking meta posts count faggots.
>>599748864
Fucking cancer.
>>599748864
yea this one kbye
>>599748794
Dude I love you hahahaha
>>599741465
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiYKeRA29DU
>>599748698
sorry, wrong person. another girl showed me her cigarette and matches collection. i showed her my original girls hair collection (always cut off a handful of hair as a trophy after sex). that will show her though.she'll want me, i'm alpha as fuck, you see. wanna bang too?
OP will make the right choice. he has not been a faggot thus far.
>>599748698
If he can't prove it's him and give you something to say, just say "wrong person"
lot of juice old women no juice pussy old
>>599748794
cornflakes material
Op was a faggot
>>599749487
sides in orbit
>>599749487
kek
>>599749487
Pussy!
>>599749487
>forsaking the tinder master
This is why you'll never make it with a 15yo
>>599749487
Goddamit OP. I fucking told everyone you wouldn't be a faggot. And yet here we are.
ITS OVER GUYS!
>>599749487
i'll allow it
>>599749487
You're fucking this OP. You could legit fuck a 15 year old here.... they're tight as fuck.
>>599749255
He was talking to me bro. xD
>>599749487
you had that pussy in the palm of your hand, now you fucked it up
>>599749769
everyone spam this faggot
8 decides
>>599748794
Roll
>>599750087
You sure are liberal... are you parents hippies ? Will they allow you come to my house any time soon ?
>>599750087
Would you want to meet up and then we'll play out that you are me and that I'm the counselor that molested me?
>>599750168
Winrar.
>>599750087
It's the 5-0 nigga! RUUUUUN
>>599750087
send a dickpic
>>599750087
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
>>599750087
lets pretend your my dad and you want me to lick my pet lemur
>>599750087
Holy shit
>>599750275
Roll
>>599750087
Can we send pictures as warm-up ?
Does your schedule allow regular feet checkups? Because if it does, that would be amazing.
>>599750087
IT'S A TRAP HOMEBOY!
>>599750168
Winrar
i WANT TO BITE YOUR FUCKING LIPS OFF
>>599750335
reroll
>>599750330
reroll
>>599750087
Hey I'm so sorry about my previous statements. I don't feel comfortable talking about my molestation with anyone. But if you could do one thing for me... Go on this link I'm sending you >>599741465
>>599749898
nah m80 he was talking to me
I think that you're amazing. Want to add me on Facebook?
>>599750330
rerolling
have u been raped before?
>>599750398
I'm afraid this is a winrar
