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hey lads it's me again from >>599736049

What type of girl shall I pick? most replies win
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>>599741465
pick all and whoever you get a reply from first is the target
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>>599741465
nellie so we inquire about the zipperhead holding her
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Melena
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>>599741465
Message them all, first one to reply is target.
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>>599741465

INDY, THEN MAKE LOADS OF SUBTLE INDIANA JONES JOKES AT HER
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>>599741971

REROLLING FOR THIS. WE NEED SOME STRUCTURE TO THIS NIGGER
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>>599741859
>>599741922
These.
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>>599741465
Sara
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>>599741971
this
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>>599741971
do it
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>>599741971
Rolling
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>>599741971
this guy
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>>599741971
yes can we yes please this yes
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Indy is bae

anyways got a target
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>>599741971

JUST MAKE SURE THEY ARE OFFENSIVE
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>>599741971
THIS
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>>599743230
>15
Jesus christ this is gonna be good
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>>599743230

"I swim"

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU CAN PERFORM A BASIC HUMAN FUNCTION.
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>>599743230
15.....fuck, this'll be pretty interesting
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>>599743230
5 decides
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Dude I know that Sara girl. First time seeing someone I know on /b/. Weird.
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can i show you how good i am at swimming? got my snorkel ready
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>>599743649
5 decides
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>>599743230
Do you want to swim in smoke?
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>>599743753
How long can you hold your breath?
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melena has the best picture
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>>599743753
You into anal?
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how big is your clit
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>>599743753
Why do you burn trees? You bastard, nature is love. Nature is life.
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>>599743753
can i fuck you?
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>>599743753
hey i know you're just 15, but i fucked my 10yo cousin too so its ok for me.
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>>599744120
reroolllllll
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Nice pic. I can't even see your face ;)
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>>599744141
roll
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>>599744141
reroll
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>>599744141
rolling for this
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>>599744120
reroll
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>>599744141
rollin on the river
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>>599743753
Will you scream or moan if I rape you?
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>>599744141

rolling for this post
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are you still on pornhub??
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>>599744141
post this op. 5 get
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>>599744141

this post please
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Is OP kill? OP REPORT IN
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>>599743230
>bae
>on tinder
>using the term "bae"
>15 year old matches

Go kill yourself and stop going on this site, fucking retard
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Say hello to your mom for me xxxxx
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>>599744141
rollinnnn
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Hey, you're really cute. Hope this doesn't come off as weird, but I wish you'd show your lips, I think I'd like to bite them :x
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>>599744141


roll
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>>599743753
hey, i'd like to penetrate your crystal skull
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sup bae want to see my erect cock?
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nigger
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>>599743882
Check my five
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>>599744674
rol for creepiness.
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>>599744141
>>599744141
wheres the fucking 5 now???
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op is 17 at best underage b&
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>>599744141
Reroll
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>>599744604
this a thousand times this
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Accept azula as your queen.
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>>599744141
ROOLLLLL
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>>599744801
Yeah...
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victoria is an ugly name.

5 get
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how many dicks can you suck while you hold your breath underwater?
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>>599743753
5
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>>599744758
hahaha roll
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Rollin
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'Say hello to your mom for me xxx'
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>>599743753
Hey bae i smoke mad trees, we should have a session some time
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one of you faggots roll a 5 already
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>>599744674
def roll for the creep factor
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>>599743753
Want to sex when swim
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>>599745002
Reroll
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>>599743753
hey, i know this might be weird. but i like human flesh. would you mind that i eat you alive at our first dinner together?
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AYYY GURRLL
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>>599744674

rawr
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>>599744674
Need a god damn five, fuck
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u fukin wat m8
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how much to sex u up? XP
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>>599745175
WINNER WINNER
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say hello to your mother for me xxxxxxx
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>>599745175
winrar
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I really really really really like your photo.
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>>599745175
at fucking last

this will appeal to the 15 year old kid
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>>599744990
>Use this
>make sad wheelchair story
>???
>sad 15y/o
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Ay bbq wun sum fuq?
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>>599744141
Forever rolling.
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I'm pretty sure this is a chris hansen sting operation
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>>599743882
F i v e
i
v
e
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>>599743753

just wanna say: i'm watching you and i know what you did. never feel safe bitch. and by the way, you shouldn't leave the window uncovered when you finger yourself ;)
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Watch us all get arrested for soliciting underage sex.

>mfw
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>>599744590
>uses "kill yourself" as an insult
Got some news for you, bud.
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>>599745345
Op deliver
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>>599745454
This
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>>599745582
kek
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>>599745582
I can't tell if this is smooth or not
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>>599745582
This is now a cringe thread
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>>599743230
>15
>smokes weed
dis gun be guud
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>>599745934
She is 15 though..
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I don't know what I'd rather rip, your panties or your bong
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>>599746193
fucking roll
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>>599745582
WHAT IS DECIDING NEXT SET OP
HELP US HELP YOU
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>>599745454
top
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>>599746193
Roll
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7 decides
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I feel like you were as delicate as a Necrophiliac approaching a cadaver, smooth but everyone already knows your intentions.
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>>599745582
7 decides
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>>599746193
roll
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>>599746193
rollin
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>>599746447
Can I piss on you like R Kelly
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>>599746535
Complement will be what I will do in bed with you.
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>>599746193
Reroll
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>>599746193
reroll
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>>599746535
So, what am I complemeting, you stupid hoe ?
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>>599746535
I mean, I'd like to literally bite them, as in take a chunk out of them.
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>>599746193
roll
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>>599746653
roll
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>>599746193
this pls
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>>599746535
It is a compliment because I want to shove my dick down your throat
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>>599746653
>Roll
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Thanks. I'm actually really bad with words ever since my camp counselor molested me.
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>>599746193
roll
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>>599746535

That's good I was worried there! So, you're actually really cute do you want to get a drink?
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>>599746535
My dad raped me and but my lips off true story
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>>599746193

Reroll
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>>599746535
A good complement would be us sharing our pictures... do you agree ?
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>>599746193
7 get
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>>599746535
so cute *^*
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>>599746535
You into Scat?
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>>599746535
I mean like a velociraptor. I want to eat your face.
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>>599746767
kek
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I'd smoke you ;)
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>>599746193
Rizoll
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>>599746767
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>>599746777
trips overrule
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>>599746777
Trips and winrar
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>>599746767
KEK WINRAR
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Teach her the difference between compliment and complement
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>>599746767
winrar better than triiips
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>>599746777
Winrar
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>>599746193
roll
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>>599746777
Trips trumps
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>>599746817
Winrar fuck that molest shit
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>>599746777
trips winrar supersedes other 7
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>>599746767
Fuck the trips this is fucking hilarious
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>>599746447
>>599746767
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>>599746767

allahu akbar
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>>599746767
Heaven trips can fuck off we're doing devilish shit
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>>599746535
So how about we share each other complimentary nude pics? :P
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>>599747074
True
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>>599747225
Roll
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Thread went sideways like usual
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>>599747198
OP fix your shit
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>>599747225
If they do that thread is over... ' -'
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Nah, i'm just playing haha you're really cute though. Show me more pics ;)
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>>599747198
Hahah, fucking epic
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Send her this saying its you http://www.smule.com/p/309938479_91986974
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>>599747198
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>>599747198
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>>599747361
The point of the thread isn't to get OP with the girl. If that's what he wanted, he'd have picked the serious replies only.
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>>599747198
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>>599747225
whats the get for this
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>>599747198
Thanks. I'm actually really bad with words ever since my camp counselor molested me.

6 decides
I'm gonna need citation on the trips rule
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>>599747635
Roll
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You can call me murray, because I will be serving my balls to you whether you like it or not
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>>599747636
Yea, it was like some really dark stuff. He kept telling me I was getting touched by Jesus.
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I'm legit trying to get you hooked up with a 15 year old why are you so gay B!
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Wanna burn one and talk about life and forget about all the bullshit?
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>>599747198
6 decides
I'm gonna need citation on the trips rule
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>>599747687
Reroll
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181 matches? How is that even possible? I'm using tinder for 2 months and have only 4 matches
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It's alright. tbh I was kind of asking for it. But I don't really want to talk about me. Tell me about you.
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>>599747781
re-roll this shit
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Chose one of these to go inside you:
My cock
a knife
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I'm legally forced to tell you I've been caught with underage girls before this conversation goes any further.
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>>599747859
Chill, I'm just messing with you. It was all consensual.
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>>599747906
Winrar
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>>599747906
Hahahah winrarrrr
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Just kidding, are you a feminist :) ?
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>>599747906
winner!
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>>599747906
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>>599747906
You dumb faggot
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>>599747859
Ya, it really messed me up. Now I have trouble putting a sentence together. It's nice that I can tell you.
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>>599747859

Sorry that was a bit of a dark joke, I don't make those often.

So, why don't we get a drink or something or add me on Facebook?
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>>599747906
this shit is not a win. fuck outta here
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He cummed in my ass than made me lick his cock clean
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>>599747906
lower your standards dude also
winrar
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>>599747859
your face reminds me of his
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>>599747859

repeat the last message in all caps
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>>599747781
reroll
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>>599747781
Re-roll
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>>599747949
no
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>>599747906
Nah m8 this isnt winrar
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>>599747906
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>>599747859

lol, thats just my twisted humor. although i really shouldnt joke about it, since i rape teen girls i meet on tinder and i can see what it does to them. :/ nah, jk, most are fine and even crave my cock now,
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>>599747859
Haha I'm kidding, show me your tits

>>599747906
Do not say this
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>>599748176
>>599748176
>>599748176

chicken dinner
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>>599747906
Hey bitch what you should do is like everyone and then you filter... it's easier than being a picky before even knowing if the girl likes you.

>Tinder Master
>Brazilian
>Lives with his parents
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>>599748322
NO TITS SHES 15 DFJVGIADBNVL;
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>>599748272
Fucking lame
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>>599748322
Too late. Rules are rules and OP is not a faggot.
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>>599748272
op is a stickler meeseeks
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>>599748303
roll
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>>599748272
Say wrong person fuuuuck
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>>599748272
what
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>>599748272
You're fucking retarded
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4 decides stop fucking up anons
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sorry im being weird. aint nothing to it, 4chan made me do it.
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>>599748429
>tinder master
Do whatever this retard says
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>>599748698
sharpie in pooper?
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Oops I meant to send that to my homeboy CJ from Grove street.
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>>599748698
That's how many times my counselor said Jesus touched me.
anally.
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181 Matches to burn your worthless corpse you fucking bitch.
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>>599748698

Sorry I make no sense, add me on Facebook? Or we could go out for a drink?
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>>599748698
Allahu Akbar
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>>599748794
another winner
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>>599748698
my bad. I sent that to the wrong person. Can we discuss molestation in detail as I masturbate?
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Listen, I'm sorry. I'm nervous. I just, I can't decide if you are worth going to jail over or not.
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181 holla holla get the dolla blaze it
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>>599748794
winrar
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>>599748794
Winrar
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>>599748794
no... no... nooooooo
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>>599748698
Sorry, totally sent that to the wrong person.
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Good, you've responded well to my test
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>>599748794
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>>599748864
winrar?
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>>599748698
Dw. lets engage in sexual banter
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>>599748698
Sorry I'm dinning in a friends home and he is just jelly that I have more matches than him. Anyway why are you using tinder at such young age ?
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>>599748864
Do this one
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>>599748864
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nigger
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>>599748864
THIS YES

no more fucking meta posts count faggots.
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>>599748864
Fucking cancer.
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>>599748864
yea this one kbye
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>>599748794
Dude I love you hahahaha
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>>599741465

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiYKeRA29DU
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>>599748698
sorry, wrong person. another girl showed me her cigarette and matches collection. i showed her my original girls hair collection (always cut off a handful of hair as a trophy after sex). that will show her though.she'll want me, i'm alpha as fuck, you see. wanna bang too?
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OP will make the right choice. he has not been a faggot thus far.
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>>599748698
If he can't prove it's him and give you something to say, just say "wrong person"
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lot of juice old women no juice pussy old
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>>599748794
cornflakes material
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Op was a faggot
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>>599749487
sides in orbit
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>>599749487
kek
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>>599749487
Pussy!
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>>599749487
>forsaking the tinder master
This is why you'll never make it with a 15yo
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>>599749487

Goddamit OP. I fucking told everyone you wouldn't be a faggot. And yet here we are.

ITS OVER GUYS!
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>>599749487
i'll allow it
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>>599749487

You're fucking this OP. You could legit fuck a 15 year old here.... they're tight as fuck.
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>>599749255
He was talking to me bro. xD
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>>599749487
you had that pussy in the palm of your hand, now you fucked it up
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>>599749769
everyone spam this faggot

8 decides
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