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>you wake on an island with no other land mass in sight
>In your inventory from left to right you have: A grass whistle which you know how to make almost any sound with, a fairy in a bottle, an orange, and a blunt knife
>on the island you see: a crate, a slightly larger than normal beetle, a coconut tree with three coconuts and a seagull flying over head
>in the ocean you see what looks like a supply crate that is floating just out of your swimming range
>you don't need to worry about eating

RULES__
*No actions that instantly lead to certain death ie. kill yourself

9 decides
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You release the fairy.
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Think twice
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>no
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Swallow the fairy
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>>599685299
Dubs 9 winrar
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>>599685399
>>599685299
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>>599685399
Holy shit I did it twice
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>>599685299
>>599685399
double dubs
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>>599685299
>>599685399
Follow through op
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>>599685399
/thread
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>>599685299
>when you open the bottle, the fairy dissolves in a cloud of pink and yellow
>the fairy left behind the loot: Magic pink silk thread and four fairy wings.
*silk thread examined- It looks like this thread will never end
*fairy wings examined- These are light and frail, feels like they will catch fire if i handle them too hard
8 decides
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did someone say trips?
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>>599686738
handle them too hard
>>
>>599686967
reroll
>>
>>599686967
re
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>>599686967
roll
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>>599686738
climb the tree
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>>599686738
The fuck? You didn't even take the winrar
>>
>>599686738
dig a hole in the sand
>>
Throw everything you own into the ocean
>>
Here, here, here we goSo they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,As we take you through thismonkey rap.HuhD.K. Donkey KongHe's the leader of thebunch,you know him well,He's finally back, to kick some tail.His coconut gun can fire in spurts,If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
HuhD.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah
>>
>>599687470
Reroll
>>
use wings to light the tree on fire
>>
fap
>>
>>599687470
roll
>>
>>599687257
Roll
>>
>>599687470
Roll
>>
>>599687526
reroll bitch
>>
>>599687470
Do it
>>
>>599682689
>>599685299
There already is a winrar you faggot.
>>
>>599687257
>seeing how the fairy diapered, i find it very difficult to swallow something that is no longer there
>>
>>599687618
winrar, but what does that mean?
>>
>>599687733
The fuck did you open the bottle for dipshit?
>>
Put beetle in own ass.
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>>599687842
> how would you go about swallowing a cock in a jar faggot? you take it out
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>>599687719
Are you retarded? You seem retarded.
>>
>>599687497
Roll
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>>599687990
Swallow the jar
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>>599687990
Tell me more about the time you thought about swallowing cock
>>
>>599686738
>Make fire
>Put Fairy Wings in fire oven for 5-7 minutes at 375F
>eat it
>>
>>599686738
climb the tree
>>
Get a rock from the water and use it to sharpen the knife
>>
>>599688108
Winrer
>>
>>599687990
Swallow jar with fairy in it.
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>>599687678
Winrar should be this one
>>
Cut the wings of the fairy and rape it.
>>
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>>599687733
> diapered fairy
nice fetish chump
>>
Fairy in urethra
>>
I do believe, good sir, that you should check em'
>>
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>>599687648
>you use all four of the fairy wings to set the tree on fire
>the smoke causes the seagull to fall out of the sky dead
7 decides
>>
I just derailed this thread.
>>
pentas gettas
>>
>>599688815
seagull in pooper
>>
>>599688815
put dead seagull on dick and toast it on the fire
>>
>>599688815
Gather seagull skulls and make a necklace for beautiful seal waifu
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>>599688815

Eat the seagull. Make a hat out of its feathers.
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>>599688927
instant winrar
>>
>>599688815
Put seagull onto dick like a spitroast and be super efficient by cumming and making food at the same time
>>
Blame the jews while drawing a swastika on the sand with your hand.
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>>599688927

Yes.
>>
>>599688927
Thank you, exactly
>>
bump bumpity bump
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There's been several threads like this today, and I'm okay with that.
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>>599688897
>a giant pentagon falls from the sky
>the fire is still engulfing the tree and reduces it by half, leaving hot soot on the sand

6 decides
>>
Well, I got it the last time thanks to a lucky quints roll after OP said no. But maybe this time it'll work.
Learn Firebending OP
>>
>>599689675

Seagull in pooper.
>>
>>599689675
Fuck the dead bird
>>
>>599689815
reroll
>>
>>599689706
Do it OP.
Learn to firebend
>>
>>599689815

reroll
>>
>>599689815

This
>>
>>599689706
rar
>>
>>599689706
WinRAR
>>
>>599689706
Yes we want firebending
>>
>>599689675
chop dick off, put in gull, toast gull
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>>599689833
Reroll
>>
>>599689815
OP this too
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>>599689675
Take a shit, then jerk off while watching the fire. Cum on your shit then eat it.
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>>599690166
Ooooh good one fag
>>
>>599689706
Come on OP, firebend.
6 was got, you must obey your rules
>>
OP is dieded?
>>
>>599690256
relax fag
>>
stop wasting ideas we have a weiner
>>
Shoot fire at pentagon
>>
Check pentagon thing
>>
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>>599690256

Hold your honks. He'll do it, but he has to draw it first.
>>
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>>599689706
>the pentagon whispers secrets of other worldly powers and teaches you how to control fire
+ You now have a high immunity to fire damage
+ You now have control of fire
5 decides
>>
>>599690548

Seagull in pooper.
>>
>>599690548
Become the Avatar
>>
>>599690548
Become a girl
>>
>>599690623
Rolling for this
>>
>>599690623

roll
>>
>>599690548
forget fire powers
>>
>>599690548
Use fire on feet to fly up high and gain view around you
>>
>>599690673
Reroll
>>
>>599690623

reroll
>>
>>599690623
This
>>
Ignite pubes
>>
>>599690548
Sell soul for knowledge of the world.
No need for maps or shit
>>
incinerate the seagull
>>
Wank into dead seagulls eye socket
>>
>>599690623

do it
>>
>>599687497
Here, here, here we goSo they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,As we take you through thismonkey rap.HuhD.K. Donkey KongHe's the leader of thebunch,you know him well,He's finally back, to kick some tail.His coconut gun can fire in spurts,If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
HuhD.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah
>>
>>599690840
Roll
>>
Cook seagull with fire.
Dinner is served.
>Inb4 it attracts niggers
>>
Firebend up own butthole. But gently don't kill self
>>
this is op, please give me time to draw
anymore complaining and i will stop
Thank you :)
>>
>>599690548
Put hand in fire and keep it there until it's completely charred.
>>
shit on the bug and then eat it
>>
set island on fire.
>>
Perform a rain dance.
>>
>>599690623
Roll
>>
>>599690984
op just don't be a fag and keep them coming
>>
Name self Fire Lord and start building the Fire Nation with that island as it's start
>>
>>599691075
Winrarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>
>>599690623

reroll for this
>>
>>599690623
this
>>
Use your fire powers to boil the water between you and the supply crate like some Moses shit. Walk on the bottom of the ocean, get the supplies, come back.
>>
>>599691075

WINRAR
>>
use fire tou turn entire island into glass
>>
>>599690548
become the last airbender
>>
Now a cat appears, and become your best friend forever
>>
>>599686738
>bury dick in the sand and wait for help
>>
Get that whole seagull up there
>>
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>>599691075
> you get the amazing idea to save the seagull for later without taking up inventory space
>seagull is now in rectum
4 decides
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>>599691148
Roll for this.
One day, we shall take down the Earth Kingdom OP
>>
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Waiting impatiently
>>
>>599691651
use fire as jets to go retrieve supply crate from offshore
>>
Here, here, here we goSo they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,As we take you through thismonkey rap.HuhD.K. Donkey KongHe's the leader of thebunch,you know him well,He's finally back, to kick some tail.His coconut gun can fire in spurts,If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
HuhD.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah
>>
>>599691651

Massage prostate with seagull's bill, thus releasing the horror from beyond space.
>>
Use firebending on feet
Fly to new island
>>
Shoot fire at pentagon
>>
>>599691790
Roll
>>
Become the Avatar
>>
>>599691651
Cum on beetle
>>
>>599691651
fly away with your newly gained wings
>>
>>599691860
Reroll
>>
>>599691651
dick a cocksize hold in sand and bang it like crazy
>>
>>599691651
pray to the penis god while on all fours
>>
>>599691651
jack off until ocean is 90 percent semen
>>
>>599691894
Winrar
>>
>>599691895
Roll
>>
>>599691894
Winrar Winrar chicken dinrar
>>
Crab-walk whilst dragging the ass-bird's beak through the sand in the shape of a swastika.
>>
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>>599692065
>>
Shit out bird
Burn it a little
Eat
>>
>>599691790

Here, here, here we goSo they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,As we take you through thismonkey rap.HuhD.K. Donkey KongHe's the leader of thebunch,you know him well,He's finally back, to kick some tail.His coconut gun can fire in spurts,If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
HuhD.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah
>>
Evaporate the sea with fire bending
Walk to the nearest civilization
>>
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>>599691894
> the pentagon has seen your acts of intelligence and space conservation so he allows you the power of the four elements: earth, fire, water, and air
3 decides
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Burn sun
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>>599692611
Use water bending with airbending to breath and swim underwater.
Tame Cthulu
>>
>>599692611
Create the Fire Nation
>>
>>599692611
Raise sea level a bit, making the island half its original size.
>>
>>599692611
play a beautiful song on the grass whistle and charm the beetle into being your friend and ally.
>>
>>599692611
Cum on beetle
>>
>>599692611
use waterbending to get that supply crate
>>
Become Neptune
Live in the sea
(Take Pentagon with you)
>>
>>599692611
tell the seagull to scoot over, the beetle wants in too
>>
>>599692611

this

>>599692065
>>
>>599692611
Use your avatar powers to check dubs
also use it to create a woman made out of fire and sand and fuck her.
>>
>>599692903
thank you anon
>>
Summon the fire lord, just to take his bending away
>>
use earth to make a catapult and use fire to send a fireball into the sky as a distress beacon, pour water on hed and use air to make a tornado
>>
Meditate, enter spirit world, forget about island, never go back.
>>
>>599692903

winrar
>>
>>599692903
winnar
>>
>>599692611
Pentagon in beetle's pooper.
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>>599692903
Winrar
>>
>>599692903
Avatar cum inc
>>
>>599692611
Use your powers of airbending to fly away to civilization, then use fire bending to destroy everything and build a new world with earthbending and revive people you like, say hitler, to be your best bud with water bending
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>>599692903
winar
>>
Inb4 Avatar Cum creates the new Fire Nation
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>>599692903
>you cum on the beetle
>the pentagon is very pleased by this
2 decides
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>>599693336

Start throwing sand into the water so it gets smaller
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>>599693522
Teach the beetle that jet fuel can't melt steel beams
>>
>>599693522
feed beatle to pentagon
>>
Use water bending abilities to use your cum as a thruster to whatever that crate is in the water.
>>
>>599693522
Cook cum beetle and eat it.
>>
>>599693214
roll
>>
>>599693522
the avatar cum transforms beetle into big fat ugly feminist
>>
Break the 4th wall
>>
Pentagon in pooper
>>
>>599693648
roll dis
>>
>>599693522
Grab Pentagon, and use it to create your own kingdom.
Pentagon is the heart of said kingdom and all love you for it.
>>
fuck the pentagon
>>
>>599693522

Put crate over head and walk into the water like the cute guy does in Pirates of the Caribbean.
>>
>>599693620

roll
>>
>>599693637
Reroll
>>
>>599693681
rell
>>
>>599693648
so much dis
>>
>>599693522
play a beautiful song on the grass whistle that convinces the beetle to be your friend and ally.
>>
Pentagon turns you into a sexy female
>>
>>599693522
waterbend the supply crate to shore
>>
hit pentagon with coconut
>>
>>599693681
>this
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>>599693748

roll
>>
>>599693772
winrar
>>
Fuck pentagon
>>
>>599693772
Winrar
>>
>>599693831

roll
>>
>>599693772

Winrar? I don't understand it.
>>
>>599693922
AKA like a jetpack.
Cum so hard you thrust your way over.
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>>599682689
call mods
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>>599694006
Ohh fucckkkk
>>
>>599693522
Beetle in pentagon's pooper.
>>
>>599694442
winrar
>>
>>599694492
Winrar was already made. Guy's gonna use his dick as a thruster with his water bending abilities and sail over to the crate.
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>>599694006

Oh, I see.
>>
using these hre doubles to bump the thread
>>
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bump
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>>599693772
>You use the cum as hands to lift the crate from the water
>it is much lighter than you thought
1 decides
__Please excuse the wait, I'm at work and doing this at the same time
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using this portal get
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>>599695381
FUCKING HELL I DIDNT UPDATE PLS DONT
>>
>>599695359

>put orange on stick
>hold stick in front of bird in pooper
>fly to safety
>become mayor of new york
>>
Break the 4th wall
>>
Bring the crate over.
>>
>>599693637
reroll
>>
sand in pooper
>>
>>599695381
shitty winrar.
>>
>>599695359
Pentagonal un pooper
>>
>>599695381
What does this mean?
>>
>>599695702
Was using it as a bump.
i guess it means teleport the crate.
>>
>>599695450
>>
>>599695531
Winrar
>>
>>599695531
This works.
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>>599695531

This
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>>599695531
if 1 exclude other winrar
>>
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>>599695381
>you set the crate softly on the sand and bend to open it
>suddenly a portal opens and a hand pokes out saying "check 'em"
>it closes very soon and you are left confused
9 gets
>>
Break the 4th wall
>>
>>599696723
Drink lots of sea water
>>
>>599696828
reroll
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>>599696723

use pentagon to dig a deep hole in the sand.
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Here, here, here we goSo they're finally here performing for you, If you know the words you can join in too.
Put your hands together if you want to clap,As we take you through thismonkey rap.HuhD.K. Donkey KongHe's the leader of thebunch,you know him well,He's finally back, to kick some tail.His coconut gun can fire in spurts,If he shoots ya, it's gunna hurt.He's bigger, faster, and stronger too,He's the first member of the D. K. crew.
HuhD.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes,
She can shrink in size to suite her mood.
She's quick and nimble when she needs to be,
She can flout through the air and clime up trees.
If you choose her, you'll not choose wrong,
With a skip and a hop, she's one cool Kong.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
He has no style, he has not grace,
This Kong has a funny face.
He can handstand when he needs to
And stretch his arms out just for you,
Inflate himself just like a balloon.
This crazy Kong just digs this tune.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
D.K. Donkey Kong is here.
He's back again and about time too
And this time he's in the mood.
He can fly real high with his jetpack on,
With his pistols out, he's one cool Kong.
He'll make you smile when he play's his tune,
But Kremlins beware 'cause he's after you.
Huh
D.K. Donkey Kong
Huh
Finally he's here for you he's here for you,
It's the last member of the D.K. crew.
This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny,
He'll make a Kremlin cry out for mommy.
He can pick up a bolder with relative ease
Make crushing rocks seem such a breeze.
He may move stow, he can't jump high,
but this Kong's one hell of a guy.
Huh
C'mon Cranky take it to the fridge
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells,
Grapes melons oranges and coconut shells.
Oh yeah
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Make a human centipede between yourself, the seagull and the pentagon. Bind yourself together with orange peel which you finely cut with the knife.
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>>599696960
Roll
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>>599696975
Reroll
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hitler shows up in his private nazi yate with to big titty bitches in both arms
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>>599696906
This
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>>599697061
Rolling again
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Suck your own dick
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>>599696723
Open both crates
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>>599697109
Winrar from my post
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>>599696723
smash beetle on crate in attempt to open it whilst staring seductively at pentagon
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>>599697109
winrar
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>>599697109

win
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>>599697109
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>>599696723
Pentagon in pooper and absorb its powers
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>>599697109
>you get very thirsty and set off to get some water to drink
>having water bending powers, you are able to get pure water out of the ocean leaving any salt behind
>you feel very refreshed
+Drinking from ocean increased water bending by 2
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-if thread gets 404'd, I'll use "pentagon island avatar" as the new thread green text
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Convince the pentagon that jet fuel can't melt steel beams.
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bump
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>>599698160
Please
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The pentagon status rises.

It looks hostile. What do you do?

0 decide
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>>599698243
I guess not...
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>>599686738
Tie silk to tree. Swim to crate and pull self back in
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Make a human centipede between yourself, the seagull and the pentagon. Bind yourself together with orange peel which you finely cut with the knife.
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