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Guys I need help, this is getting out of hand and I can't control it. My cousin is ridiculously hot and is becoming closer and closer with me and my dick can't handle it.

She's pretty short, long blonde hair but with a stupidly prominent hour-glass figure. Her ass would look better suited on a chubby black chick than a fit white girl, it's fucking insane. Lately she's been wearing tighter pants and going to the gym as well so it's impossible not to notice. Facially she's like a 8 or 9/10 as well.

Recently we've started drinking together and every time she becomes very flirty/touchy. Always compliments me on my body, tells me how attractive I am, says that any girl would be lucky to have me. If she wasn't my cousin I'd be convinced 110% that she wants my dick, but she's a couple years older than me and she might be doing it in an older-sister type way.

I'm at her place now lying in her bed, we were just messing around and watching t.v. before she started wrestling with me. Now she's gone to get something to eat and I'm nursing my balls since they're the darkest shade of blue I've ever seen.

What the fuck do I do, I can't take this much longer. Normally I have a one-night stand and get it out of my system but lately I can't seem to get my mind off of her.

< closest picture I can find to her ass
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>>599632942
fuck her right in the pussy

no seriously ... she wants the d give her the d
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You even need to ask?
Fuck her.
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>>599632942
tell her her ass is fantastic, see how she responds
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>>599632942
youre literally in her bed, youre mostly there already
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get naked. make sure she sees your dick when she comes back in the room.
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>>599633410
>>599633554
>>599633583
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>>599632942
enjoy and greentext afterwards.
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>>599633554
I would go for it but our families are ridiculously close. If this went wrong it would backfire pretty fuckin' hard

>>599633583
Eh I could do that, it would be easy to play off as a joke I guess

>>599633594
Being in her bed doesn't mean anything. I've slept in it since I was like 5 (20 now). We normally cuddle while watching movies so it's hard do tell if it's her trying to make a move or just doing it because we're used to it
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>>599633945
just say you cant take it anymore...
getting boner and shit

see how she replies
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>>599632942
>rape
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>>599633945
How old is she? What's actual age difference
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>>599633945
>>599632942
Dude she doesn't want the D. This sounds like normal cousin shit. Don't listen to these other fags.
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>>599634060
Alright i'll make some sort of comment when she gets back, she just went to the bathroom

>>599634257
I just turned 20 and she's turning 23
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>>599632942
Pics pls?
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>>599634270
/thread
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>>599634270
Agree. Bish negger
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>>599633583
this is probably the safest thing you can do. If she compliments you on your body constantly, it shouldn't be too odd if you complimented her.
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>>599634486
Most women will act like this. It's confusing for your penis but she's not interested sexually.
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>>599633945
Easy bro.... just start complimenting her and then tell her you wish you could find a girl just like her... and then maybe say if she wasn't your cousin you'd have chasing her years ago. Either she'll kind of shut you down or she'll leave the door open for more
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Chances are she is your step cousin and not actually blood related so ya, I'd fuck
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Drink with her and if it backfires deny everything and say u were 2 drunk
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Grab her butt and if she responds negatively say "oops I'm retarded"

50/50 chance it works
>bang and then greentext
Or
>cry and kill yourself
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>>599634892
Kek
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>>599634486
Don't do it
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even if she says no, just rape her. if she threatens to tell, then kill her and chop up the body and hide every piece in a different county. your making it more complicated than it has to be
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>>599634892
>"oops I'm retarded"
nobody will suspect a thing
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Pull a frank Reynolds and drop Trojans all over the ground. That will get her squirming for dat d

>make sure to hide your small ass condoms close where she can't see if she says yes
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>>599635068
BTW this is the only good advice. Opening a can of pain by fucking fams.
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>>599635115
also if you know a retard, cut her face with a piece of glass and leave it the retard's house
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>>599634780
Just know that if you bang her, whether it goes well or not you will likely not be as close as you are now after.... or you may not ever be friends again.

So you should probably get nudes to remember why you lost her and for science
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>>599633945
if you're ever close to her body, let your dick boner itself. if she reacts with wtf, tell her it's not your fault, you're just sleepy and it happens by itself. if she teases or anything better, it's positive. wtf isn't necessarily bad either.

also, what branch of christianity are you?
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>>599635403
Top kek
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>>599635115
op here, how many pieces would you suggest I chop her up into? Less pieces means less countries, but smaller pieces are easier to get rid of.

also I'm not op if it wasn't fucking clear you retards.
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>>599635403
>>599635115
Neck beard detected
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It is legal to fuck your cousin dude.
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>>599635403
if dubs OP must do this
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>>599635655
Oh boy
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>>599635558
he said county not country
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>>599635655
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>>599635249
Hahaha.... the old sqitcharoo
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>>599635458
Yes yes do this. Next time you are "cuddling for a movie" or whatever arch your back and extend that d and blast her ass with it. She won't see what you are doing and it may be uncomfortable for you but she be dripping. Trust me I'm a doctor. After sex tell her to massage your back cause arching it like that for awhile Gonna hurt like a motherfucker
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>>599635655
well
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>>599635655
Winar winar chicken dinar
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>>599635403
>>599635115
kek
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>>599635715
same idea though. Less pieces, less counties.
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Sounds like your in for the pussy, but you are probably going to destroy the relationship. My advice: Just wank a little, maybe get your hands on some of her thongs and shit and use it for a wank sess'. The wank will maybe let you think clear. I wouldt dare to fuck her.
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>>599635655
its cuttin time boys
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>>599635655

dubs dont lie - do it faggot!
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>>599635558
Pretty sure this fag loves in hazard
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Post the greentext after when your family disowns you for trying to fuck your cousin.
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>>599632942
Ooooh shit ! That's ass is a bomb !
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Post pics of the girl and her underwear etc so we know if our advice is worthy of a faggot
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>>599632942
post a picture of her you pussy
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pics of your cousin, OP
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>>599636015
wasn't sure what that was
googled it
it's a book
cba reading what it's about
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>if dubs set up a spy cam in bedroom
Check em
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>tfw OP is currently fucking his cousin
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>>599636355

checked and kekked
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>>599633945
Pics faggot
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>>599636066

This.

Bitch knows what she's doing. She's just waiting for you to make you clumsy ass move so she can humiliate and ridicule you till you're both 90 years old.
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Tell her that the internet is interested in her and wants pics of her ass because you said it was good.
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>>599636355
>this thread
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OP has been caught wanking into thongs. Way to go guys, now we've done it.

>check em
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>>599636470
She'd be 92 almost 93 by then
>silly newfag
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Get some op!!
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>>599636355
This
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If dubs you all have to suck my dick
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move out of texas
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>>599635655
if quads op doesn't be an idiot and do that

hail satan
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>>599636607
kek
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dubs and I win the thread
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>>599636355
Winrar
>either op is kill or he's about ready for the money shot
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>>599636355
checkem
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>>599634892
fucking this
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>>599636671
So close :(
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>>599636671
>>599636666

close
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>>599635655
trips confirm
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Damn I want to know what OP is gonna do.
Or if he is kill
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>>599635249

"Oops. Looks like I dropped my magnum condom...for my magnum dong."
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>>599636914
nigger
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>>599636851
>>599636942
samefag
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>>599636914
nigger
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>>599636914
Nigger
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>>599636914
stfu you dumb nigger
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>>599636914
Nigger confirmed
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>>599636713
Bitch please, if OP is legit this'll take a while.
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>>599636989
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>>599636488
Do it op :*(
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>Op if our advice worked and you banged post pics (since spy cam should have been set up it should be easy)
>If kill then stream link please
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>>599637231
For real.
>>599636989
Nigga I said nigga
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>>599635722
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>>599637231
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>>599637231
The other guy confirms
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Download a cam app for your phone.
Set it up to record
go for sexy times with cuz
post on B for the glory ofthe supreme leader
become hero of /b/
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>>599636914
Nigger
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>>599637597
>retard doesn't realize i cant type that fast or system will think its a spam
>not realizing id have to type in captcha and that will take a while
>the text box will have a countdown for me to cool down
>mfw newfag detected
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>>599635655
kek
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Alright i'm back, sorry about the delay I needed to find a break to post again. She came back into the room and started going through her wardrobe to find a jacket and basically had her ass on full display. I'll just call her H to make shit easy

>"Hey H, why're you wearing tight pants all the time now? Those things are like two sizes two small for you."
>"What? I get compliments all the time when I wear these."
>"Yeah, from guys right?"
>"Well yeah..."
>"They can see pretty much every detail of your ass, that's why"
>"What does that have to do with anything? My butt isn't anything special anon"
>"It kinda is, your ass is amazing."
>"Really?"
>"Yeah, if I wasn't your cousin right now I definitely wouldn't be complaining about the view"
>She pretty much just pouts at me and sticks her ass out a bit to look at it in the mirror
>"You're a perv, anon"
>"What? You asked."
>"Well if you want I can turn around and you can pretend it's someone elses ass for a bit"
>I pretty much just pause for a second before she laughs and comes back over to the bed
>Hits me on the arm and cuddles back up to me, same as before and keeps watching the movie

Yeah, pretty anti-climactic. I just asked her to go get me a glass of water so I could post. I think she took her time walking away, but I can't be sure
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>>599638007
>retard doesn't realise it's just to show how easy is to edit that shit
>mfw newfag detected
>mfw no face
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>>599637597
nice paint skills fam
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>>599638167
>mfw im telling you how much of a retard you are
>implying i edited in the first place
>reason for ym remark
>mfw i tried to justify i didnt edit the you but you add in you on all of them
>mfw it wouldnt be easy to simply copy and paste an imaginary you in text
>yfw you realize ur dumb as fuck
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>>599636550

Okay, let me rephrase that to

'... till you're both in your nineties'

Autistic mathfag.
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>>599638114
eh, might be that youre both too awkward to make the first move, put dick in butt to make sure.
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>>599633813
This

Wait for her return naked on the bed spread eagled
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>>599638114
Rub boner against her ass. She won't say anything but will like it. Next wrap arm around her and set it on her tits. Relax and wait for her to rub her ass against your dick. Profit
>I'm sexmaster3000
>I am a robot
>lie to captcha daily
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>>599636914
fucking niggers
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>>599632942

start the wrestling again. "accidentally" grab her ass or tits, or slide your hand along her cooch. see how she responds. but yeah, sounds like she wants the d, cousin or not.
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>>599638423
>mfw you are overthinking the whole thing
>mfw you edited the comment
>mfw "it wouldnt be easy to simply copy and paste an imaginary you in text"
>mfw able to edit the pic but too retard to reply with intelligence
>mfw you have no face
>mfw no face
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>>599637819
If dubs OP does this
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>>599635655
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>>599638764

>mfw, and no face kek
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>>599638114
>Get water
>hit her over head with glass
>rape
>????
>profit
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>>599638114

>>599638601
Pretty much this. 'Accidental' boner-rub.
Shit isn't complicated.

Also, reminder you're entering a world of pain.
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>>599633945
Anon, you clearly made this thread to find a way to rationalize your desire to fuck your hot cousin
Why don't you just skip all that selftrickery mumbo jumbo and get to it? You know it's gonna happen eventually so whatever
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>>599638114
I wouldn'[t know how to play that bro.\

and to everyone else, why you gotta post newfag? It's the same as calling people other shit, You say newfag as to try not to get called newfags.
Making everyone look like a bunch of pussies
>Call them feminists instead
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>>599638764
>mfw, you cant edit a comment on 4chan

try again faggot..
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>>599639086
feminist
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Ok, OP here back again.

>I just sent her down to make me a sandwich
>she has now dropped her pants and are only wearing a small top and panties
>wat do????
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>>599639210
i don't believe you're OP
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>>599639110
>mfw your stupid and post lame b8
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>>599639210
>this is my fetish

Keep up the awkward pretend time for great profit.
Get to that boner-rubbing cuddles.
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>>599639210
yeah you are not OP
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>>599639210
>>wat do????
post pics with timestamp or you're full of shit, fucking newfags everywhere
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>>599639110
bait 3.14/10
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>>599636914
Nigger.
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>>599639265
>mfw you could of just said i edited the picture
>mfw i cant do it that fast
>mfw this whole argument is pointless because i really didnt edit it
>mfw people always say u use java script after accusing someone of being samefag and failing
>mfw ur actually dumb af
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OP here
>she made me the sandwich
>said i'm her master
>sucked my dick
>made me another sandwich cuz i was still hungry
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>>599639137
Good job you feminist!
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>>599639583
>>599639210
we need ids back
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>>599639583
intraderstang
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>>599638987
Kek.. what's the 4th line question marks? Is that like go get a natty ice and watch Nascar or what??
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>mfw niggers arguing over samefagging
>mfw it's the ultimate bait
>mfw op maybe killing himself and doesn't know we need stream link
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>>599639572
>mfw you are trying this hard to say you didn't edit the pic
>mfw underage
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we need some FUCKING FACTS and real hard evidence. I aint playin no shit and i aint having my precious time wasted when i could be catching goat with my lasso. Start moving this fucker along quickly.

J2O the Juice Giant
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>>599639718
This
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>>599639718
a brain's enough
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>>599639474
some of us just enjoy a fappable story
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I'm just rolling 4 repeating digits while OP does buttfuck nothing.
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>>599639842
he probably is underage
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>>599639994
so close
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>>599632942
Don't do it bro!!! If anything just have her jerk you off man! Imagine how it would feel right after? Or later when you guys have to be at dorm family get together it almost happened to me and now I'm glad I didnt fuck my cousin :( even though at the time I was fucking ready!
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Op tell her you want to take pics of her cause girls love that shit
>post here so I know I'm not wasting time on land whale
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>>599639994
tsk tsk tsk.
Ze negro loves beets
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>>599640111
triprar
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>>599640111
nice recovery
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fuck her in the ass OP, pussy is for faggots
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>>599632942
>Hey anon have you seen my hair brush?
>O-Oh .. she's flirting with me again!
OP is a neckbeard autist.
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>>599640135
if they get together they can fuck again
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>>599639842
>mfw just trying to prove how stupid you are
>mfw i get accused of being a samefag
>mfw the real issue is that i am a pin-point for being accused irl
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Incest story and a bunch of niggers itt. Must be what it's like living in the south.
>check em
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>>599638114
OK this isn't hard. Start look at porn... a thonged girls ass... have her walk in on you. Then when she asks you say that this ass is pretty nice. Maybe she will show you her thongs and wear them for you
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>>599640404
404, dubs not found
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Hahaha maybe that's true It won't continue though! And it will eventually get awkward
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>>599640379
>mfw wgaf
>mfw you are underage and fucking stupid
>mfw this so repetitive an won't reply anymore
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>>599640404
Dubs not foundnuof ton sbuD
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>>599640308
Hair brush is obviously a metaphor for penis
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>>599640379
For the love of Allah just shut the fuck up both of you goyim
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>>599640404
Dubs

Also this in new england. Pats suck
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OP back now
>she is driving me mad now
>just complimented her ass again
>she said just have a feel if you want I don't mind
>I started touching her ass softly
>she spread her legs a little and made sounds like mmmm and "this is nice"
>now I am down making getting her a smoothie
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gnah
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>>599640652
>mfw just bored af
>mfw i wont stop
>mfw not underage
>mfw i am stupid but not underage
>mfw i purposely took this seriously
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GOnna roll repeating digits while I wait.
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>>599640770
Get down on her pussy dude, stop making shit for each other damn
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Real OP here she just asked me to put my little cock inside her. What do I do?
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>>599636442
This
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>>599640770
<_< Smoothie. pffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffttt
>Tried to look cool by only getting it when you're really making it.
for real though hit that
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>>599633813
The Naked Man... 2/3 times.
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>>599640972
Keep bein a fag and check em.
>>
faggots are cucks
monkeys are jews
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>>599640770
What the hell is with all the the sandwich and smoothie making???? I'm getting hungry and am going to have to go get something to eat!
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>>599640770

there's nothing hotter than when you're feeling up a girl and she opens her legs for you
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>>599641128
i get dubs, what about you?
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>>599641155
>>599641133
>>599641155
FUCK U RUINED IT FUCK
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>>599640935
Topkek
>so far all that's happened is they go downstairs every 5 mins to make something for eachother
>op beta af and won't pull her pants down
>op listen. She obviously wants to fuck just do it without thinking and enjoy losing your virginity
>make sure to cum in her hair
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spit in her smoothie
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>>599639210
Not me, sorry guys.

She came back and gave me some food. Right now she's lying down next to me on the bed on her stomach, so her ass is up near me and her face is near my feet. She's just fucking around on facebook while watching t.v.

>"Hey anon, don't stare at my ass too much okay?"
>"I won't, I took a photo earlier so I can save it for later"
>"You are a perv!"
>"Like I actually did that"
>She gets up and sits on my legs facing me and asks for my phone
>"Give it here anon"
>"Yeah, that's not happening"
>She reaches for it and I hold it out of her reach, before long we start wresting around a bit before I pin her down and sit on her back
>"You know you're meant to let the girl win sometimes, yeah?"
>"I'm not letting you go through my photos, you'll see all my dick pics I've got saved"
>"You're joking, right?"
>"Who knows?"
>After a bit I get off of her but put both of my hands on her ass to push myself off for a good few seconds, basically groping her
>"You alright there, anon?"
>"What? It's so big it's the only thing I can hold onto"
>She hits me again, and then lies back down to fuck around on her laptop while keeping her ass in full view

My balls are so fucking blue right now it's physically painful, my other cousin just popped in to say hi as well.
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>>599638007
>>599638167
>>599638423
>>599638764
>>599638969
>>599639110
>>599639265
>>599639572
>>599639802
>>599639842
>>599640379
>>599640652
>>599640848
>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw>mfw
fucking niggers
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>>599641133
Are you OP's cousin?
Captcha:ohGod
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>>599634270
>>599634656
>>599634697
samefag
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>>599641259
>mfw
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Op better post pics and time stamp.... I'm gonna break my phone if I don't see a hot naked blonde
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>>599641259
>mfw im white
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>>599641377
>retard doesn't realize i cant type that fast or system will think its a spam
>not realizing id have to type in captcha and that will take a while
>the text box will have a countdown for me to cool down
>mfw newfag detected
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>>599641252
Make your boner obvious and see her reaction. She's horny already
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>>599641252
Post pics you fucking cock
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>>599635403
Are you a real human bean?
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>>599641252
MAKE A PICTURE
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>>599641377
>>>599634270
>>>599634656 (You)
>>>599634697
>samefag
yeah no faggot
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if dubs op has to fuck her and send nudes
check em
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>>599641252
go masturbate with her dirty laundry
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>>599641260
No but I'm going to go get her a hot sub and then steam roll ops cousin if he doesn't seal the deal soon!
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>>599640770
kill yourself quick
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>>599641633 (You)
>>>599641377 (You)
>>>>599634270 (You)
>>>>599634656 (You)
>>>>599634697 (You)
>>samefag
>yeah no faggot

>mfw
>>
YO DAWG WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING GETTING A GODDAMN SMOOTHIE!? ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?
>I started touching her ass softly
>she spread her legs a little and made sounds like mmmm and "this is nice"
>now I am down making getting her a smoothie

HOW THE FUCK DID THIS EXCHANGE LEAD TO SMOOTHIE-GETTING? WHY ARE YOU NOT CURRENTLY GIVING THE D TO THIS HORNY-ASS BITCH?

You're just like the pandas that won't fuck to save their own species. Except you don't lumber off and get yourself some tasty fuckin' bamboo, you go and make that infertile panda bitch a mango smoothie.
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>>599641711
Winrar. Commence rape op or moot with smite you from heaven
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>>599641633
ahahaha fucking green you
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>>599641155
dubs speak the truth

also
>checked
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>>599641252
You're tipping your hand op, two cousins is too convenient.
Hurry up to the part with the boner grinding. Also get that ass-pic.
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>>599641711
dubs in the dubs
check em
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>>599641923
Kek I had same reaction
>op beta af
>make me a smoothie too beta ass bitch
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>>599641923
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>>599634892
>"oops I'm retarded"
my fucking sides
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>>599641252
3 cousins 3some? This could be legendary
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>>599636914

i fucking HATE niggers LIKE YOU
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>>599641875
Anon what
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>>599641252
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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>>599641615
Could be
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Op just post address so closest alpha /b/tard can claim her as their reward. Sit in the corner and jerk off like a bitch
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>>599640770
>Cuddle up again
>move her hand to your erection
>????
>profit
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>>599634270
>>599632942

I guess it could be this. My cousin is hot too and been touchy especially when we've been drunk together.

>You could try and she could reject you

or

>you could fuck her and have awkward relation after that

or

>you could fuck her and be fuck buddies just for fun
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>>599641252
if she mentions her ass again in a similar manner, say something along the lines of

"Well what can I do? You have a great ass"

By that I mean tell her that you really like her ass without that whole "we're cousins" crap. Just say that you like it. Every time she talks about it, you back off for some reason. Be a little straight forward.
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>>599641252
Fuck both of your cousins then have some 7 toed cyclops with them so you can be a guest on the show maury telling the world how you fucked up your life by asking the autistic community on 4chan for advise on fucking your cousin
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>>599642636
Aslong as they don't grow feelings it will be fine. Fuckbuddies for a few months until she leaves him for his brother lel
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>>599636914
nigger
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>>599642636
What other reason is there for fuck buddies.... science?
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>>599633945

Dunno about you guys but I don't usually cuddle with my cousin.
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>>599642880
Top kek. Then use cyclops to take over the world and be supreme leader. Continue to fuck blonde cousin and post pics
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>>599642463
Shitty ctrl+C,V disaster but 10/10 chuckle material
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>>599643025
Exactly. She's horny and wants it. Op too beta too see it
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>>599643155
That's way more elaborate wizardry than simple copypaste for I am a master of the shitposting arts
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>>599633945
OP you fucking idiot... It's obvious interested... Make a fucking move.
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And now we wait.
OP hurry up you've got an audience.
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bump
Ok, I said to not do shit but now- I NEED THOSE PICTURES
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Do something OP
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Pic time OP, any kind of pic, something, you owe it to us.
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Bumping with quintuplets get.
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>>599644466
dubs checked

now check these
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post ass ass ass
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check them
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bumping with dubs get
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Op is kill?
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this thread make me so hawny
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Fuck Op he is LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>599644820
come on man! Believe in something!
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if she's still on her stomach, give her a back massage
straddle her ass and she will feel your cock stiffen as you work out the kinks
"sorry, can't help it...does it bother you?"
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Next OP is going to be getting chocolate milk and asking us to wait and watch it
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>>599645006
close tho. try dubs, like me
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>>599645265
This! A good massage always leads to more!
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>>599645372
Nah try my trips.
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Massage her back
Make her feel special
Once she's relaxed, start to talk kinda dirty
If she's drunk, she'll fall right in
*BOOM*. OP is getting laid.
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>>599645400
If you give a girl a good back message you are even half decent looking you are in.... they are helpless to messages
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>>599645400
check em
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