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I got drank at a party last night and slept with my best friend's fiance. I've already decided I'm not telling him anything, just need you to make me feel better about myself. What are some things you've done that you regret?

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>>599602133
>best friend
>sleeps with his fiance
pick one
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My wife.
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Hooked up with my mates gf for a solid 2 years.. while they were dating.
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You are a horrible person
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>>599602133
If you give a shit about your best friend, you tell him. His fiance is a whore who cheats on him.

You fucked up, sure, but do you want him finding out from her, or you? She WILL tell him eventually.
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>>599602266
shit happens anon.I can assure you nothing would have happened if we weren't drunk.
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If you were any kind of friend at all you'd tell him, accept the beating that's coming to you, and never curse him with your presence again. You don't deserve to feel better, you just ruined his potential marriage. If you let them get married without confessing you're an even bigger piece of shit than you already are.
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>>599602133
Not that, you are scum. Hope you get found out faggot
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got dubs
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>>599602393
she said she wouldn't.
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>>599602133
>I've already decided I'm not telling him anything, just need you to make me feel better about myself.


Why? You're a piece of shit.

>WAAHH PLEASE MAKE ME FEEL BETTER ABOUT BEING A PIECE OF SHIT
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>>599602133
>best friend
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>>599602394
Drunk is not an excuse. He was your best friend, now he isn't. It doesn't matter if you don't tell him, you know that you betrayed your best friend royally.
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>>599602400
This. Personally I hope he beats the fuck out of both of you.
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>>599602394
>.I can assure you nothing would have happened if we weren't drunk.

Thats not how drinking works. You obviously always wanted to fuck her, or at least found her attractive.

>>599602515
>she said she wouldn't.
>believing a woman who is already lying to the man shes about to marry

Good fucking job
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>>599602515

lol this guy
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>>599602515
>she said she wouldn't.
and cheating women never lie

you are a scumbag OP

redeem yourself & stop the wedding
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tell him. bad news doesnt get better with time. youd be doing me a favor if i knew my girl was a whore and while id hate you for a bit youd still have respect for telling me the next day after i woop your ass
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>>599602588
this. Brushing it under the rug doesn't make it go away. You can't just use the power of pretending to make it so the betrayal never happened. You did it, grow some balls and accept responsibility.
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>>599602133
you have to tell him. otherwise you are an asshole.
being drunk and stuff can happen, but now youre sober and responsible for what you do. tell him please.
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>>599602133
if i were him i won't even be mad you bang her.
I would deb fucking pissed that you banged her then didn't tell me.
I could've dodge a bullet

Fucking retard thinking he did his friend a favor but actually ruin his life
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>>599602588
actually his excuse was he
>got drank
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>>599602133
If you're going to do something like this then you have to accept that you're a piece of shit, don't do it and then expect some sort of sympathy you cunt

I fucked my mates girl but I'm an uncaring asshole
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>>599602588
this, people who use drinking as an excuse to do something already wanted to do that thing
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>more than 10 years ago
>me and brother are obsessed by fire
>when parents aren't home, occasionaly throw liquor on the flames in the fireplace for maximum pyromaniac lulz
>parents notice liquor goes missing
>ask us about it
>"no idea"
>blame cleaning lady, she gets fired
>liquor keeps dissapearing
>mom thinks father is a closet alcoholic
>divorce
>dad becomes depressed
>mom becomes gold digging maneater
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>>599602400
>>599602588
/thread
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OP, you're absolute scum and a degenerate. Hope you get your ass beat good, tell you "friend" either way, you nigger.
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>>599602801
most people would be pissed at both of them. It takes two people to cheat. Maybe if OP confesses they could still salvage some kind of friendship down the line, but this isn't the kind of thing you have a couple beers and say "thanks bro, forget about it" over.
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>>599602133
You should be hung. No joke. You are a royal, royal bastard. I hope he murders you when you tell him but we all know you're going to be even less of a man and not tell him.

You should at least catch an ass-whipping that hospitalizes you, you cowardly and dishonest fuck. I can't fucking believe this shit. I'd punch you for the poor bastard at this point.
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>>599602515
Don't trust her to begin with, but even if you DO believe her, that all goes out the window the moment their relationship has ANY issue whatsoever. He says something hurtful? "Yeah well I slept with your best friend." She gets caught cheating with someone else? "Like I care, I fucked your best friend too." She gets emotional and can't handle her baggage? "Oh god, I can't lie to you anymore, I slept with your best friend."

Tell him before she tells him and you MIGHT keep your friend. Don't tell him and you WILL lose him.
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I had sex a few times and I immensely regret it: The memories of all that touching and blowing makes porn consumption less enjoyable, like: "I know from experience this isn't as great as it looks."
Sex is immensely overrated.
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>>599602133
He's a fag for getting married anyways, so fuck em lel. So many fags in dis thread.
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tell him and leave you sack of shit. there is no justification for the shit you pulled, stop being a faggot.
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>>599602964
yeah but a cheating person is a cheating person, and being able to identify that early saves a shitload of headache down the line. So regardless of whether or not the cheating would have happened without his friend, the girl would have cheated on him eventually
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>>599602133
OP you fucking traitor, what the hell is wrong with you

you fuck your "best friends" fiance and then you do not even have the decency to turn it into a detailed greentext story so we can at least fap to it?

is that too much to ask??

you sicken me
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>>599603117
Are you seriously saying the you can't enjoy porn because of the real thing?

Fucking kill yourself subhuman.
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>>599603089
1. cruel and unusual punishment
2. objects are hung, people are hanged

you sound salty, has this happened to you?
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>>599603104
This is good advice.

Women are the fucking worst and she WILL tell him eventually. See above examples for most likely outcomes.
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>>599603180
this is true of course, but OP is still an asshole. He'll be less of one if he confesses, but it was still a dick move.
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>>599602964
Theres more than enough "You're a piece of shit" awards to go around. I wouldn't trust OP's sad lying ass any more than I trusted the skank fiance.

The guy can't even take responsibility for his actions. What if I was his best friend and got a another gf later.

"Better not let OP know about her or he'll try to fuck my main bitch....aaagain"
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>>599602270

Another vote for this.
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>>599602515
She already showed you just how much of a liar she can be by fucking a man she isn't engaged with. You're fucked. She's going to fuckin' tell him. You're going to get found out and your ass is going to be kicked and her ass is going to be dumped. A beaten-up dishonest drunkard fag and a cheating whore who will now be nothing more.

You two deserve one another. Degenerate fucking scum, man.

>>599603272
>Something has to happen to people before they can have a strong opinion of it
>Le grammar lelelel
>Bringing legal bullshit into this when I didn't mention law at all and only said he should be hung, not by who
Hang yourself, nigger.
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>>599603379
>isn't engaged with
Is engaged with*
Niggers. My bad.
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you're literally the scum of this earth and you deserve nothing but awful things
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She never liked you OP, she actually fucking hates you and set you up so that you will no longer be a part of your "best friends" life. She will probably claim that you took advantage of her and explain that you were always creeping on her.

She cut you out, and you deserve to be cut out for being such a shit friend. If you ever cared for him you would've told him immediately so that he could escape from the both of you. Instead you left him in the clutches manipulative little whore.
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>>599603180
I'm not really bothered by my best friend, he'll get over it eventually. Trust me, he has done worse to me. Its just that both of their families have been planning this this wedding for a while now, all these invitations cards sent out and arrangements made, if the wedding gets cancelled, everyone is gonna ask why. I don't want to become public enemy number one.
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>>599603436
This all the way.
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>>599602400

Yeah, your friend is about to make the biggest mistake of his life marrying a cheating whore. Do the right thing.
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>>599602133
kill yourself, please
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>>599603379
*by whom

I dont bring up cruel and unusual punishment for legal consideration, but moral

And usually, when people overreact, its because the topic at hand "hit too close to home"
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>>599603483
>done worse to you

bullshit. What'd he do, steal a little of your weed stash? Accidentally break one of your video games?

I don't think you comprehend what level of betrayal you've just committed. People regularly kill each other for less.
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>>599602400
all
of
this
you better tell him before she does because that makes the beatdown much much worse
especially if she spins the story as one of you taking advantage of her
you better put in a good word for yourself, the right word, before you probably get, oh I don't know, killed or something
lose your hands but keep your head mate
you're fucked either way but the difference is made in whether or not you want it with a six inch dick or a five foot cock
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>>599603483
What could he have possibly done to you that is worse than this???

Did he kill your mom? Did he sleep with your wife? Did he impregnate your sister and then give her a coat hanger abortion?

>No?

Well he didn't do anything worse to you then, you faggot OP
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>>599603483
>not really bothered by it
>thinking you actually know what a best friend is
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let him have sex with you complete the circle
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>>599603609
>*by whom
Dude, get the fuck over my grammar you fucking faggot. This is 4chan, I'm not writing a fucking symposium for a collegiate establishment so cut the niggery.
>but moral
Oh wow, yeah, we didn't breach morality when this drunken degenerate fucked his best friend's fiancee or anything, why ever would we consider doing something immoral now? Man, that's such a good thing to take into consideration at this point.
>overreact
Dude's scum. My reaction's perfectly sane compared to what his boy's about to do to him.
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>>599603483
>if the wedding gets cancelled, everyone is gonna ask why. I don't want to become public enemy number one.

You should.

Wow what a fucking manchild you are. How tall are you? I bet you're a manlet.
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>>599602852
oh wow
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>>599603483
>Trust me, he has done worse to me
hahahahahaha what
you should be shot
this isn't remotely comparable
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>>599602133
>best friend
>not telling him
You a bitch ass snitch ass faggot ass nigga.
You are the scum of the earth.
Like money ruining shit ain't enough, let's disrespect each other in the most fucked up ways.
Damn nigga, if I was that "best" friend and you tell me, I would beat your faggot ass up.
If I find that shit out after, let's say 1 year, I kill your bitch ass.
Fake ass nigga.
Hurr durr, pussy is all I live for yolo swag weak nigga.
FUCK GOT MY BLOOD PRESSURE THROUGH THE GOD DAMN ROOF
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>>599603234
Real sex is gross and mind you, I had sex with people I jerked off to before.
Seeing people naked in real life disgusts me, I need them far away, untouchable.
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Look at all the whiny little niggers in this thread.

Alls fair in love and war OP, they wern't married yet so she's fair game.

Y'all need to get a life, fucking beta4life whiteknights.
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>>599602133
>I got drank at a party last night and slept with my best friend's fiance.
>MY BEST FRIEND'S FIANCEE
>BEST FRIEND'S
Shit nigger with friends like you who the fuck needs enemies? Get your bitch ass out and tell him right now.
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>>599602852
Well,at least you were made for 4chan.
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>>599604051
Hedonistic careless degenerate detected.
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You are assuming she'll keep her mouth shut.
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>>599602588

if his best friend's fiance is a slut and sleeps with her husband-to-be's best friend, then obviously OP is doing his friend a fucking favor. Screw that bitch. She is just a fucking skank and OP's friend needs to drop her fat ass like a sack of bricks.
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>>599604051
It's not about the bitch. The bitch is a whore no matter what. It's about betraying your best friend and continuing to call him your best friend.
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>>599604140
He needs to drop them both. Fucking favor? The faggot just cucked his "best friend" and deceived his trust just as much as the cunt did.
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>>599603483
Fuck her one last time.
Fuck her hard and deep and knock her up.
You're not his friend. You already know this,
or you wouldn't have fucked his cheap whore.
Move on, get snipped since you already made
a babby, and never look back.
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>>599603888
Despite the trips, you're still a colossal tryhard faggot
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>>599604323
Manlet degenerate logic, lel. Can't handle the heat and provide a good counterargument, don't respond, son.
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>>599602393
this
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>>599602133
If you let your best friend marry a cheating whore than you're not his friend at all. You are a piece of shit for letting it happen and you need to accept that. You also need to accept the pain and ridicule that will come with confessing your misdeed. You need to confess and accept the consequences. Maybe your friend will forgive you and maybe he won't. Either way if your his true bro then you know what's right.
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>>599603972
You sound like a real life nigger. Gtfo nigscum. You are not welcome here
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>>599602400
and this
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>>599603812
lol, niggery

woah! that is one fucked up worldview my friend. Morality must be taken into consideration at every step, no exceptions. You think that one person going against what is morally correct, allows other people to do the same in response? An eye for an eye makes the world blind.

Yes he is a scumbag, but that doesnt justify murder
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>>599602440
Even tho this guys a douche.


. ... I agree with him. Best friends fiance .
.... you should play In traffic
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>>599604140
>then obviously OP is doing his friend a fucking favor.

This may be hard for your little mind to grasp but more than one person can be wrong in a situation.

Sure its good that The Best Friend knows his girl is a flaming whore, but OP is still a shitty person.

If he wanted to "test" the loyalty of his best friend's fiance he didn't have to ACTUALLY fuck her. He could've just ALMOST fucked her then told his friend "Bruh your girl is a slut I almost fucked her".

That wasn't his aim, nor was it what happened. He was a drunken jealous piece of shit that jumped at the chance to bang his friend's slutty wife to be. Now he feels all bad about it because he realizes he could end up with a lot of heat on his ass from friends and family if they find out.

He doesn't feel bad for doing it. He feels bad because of what might happen to him if people find out.
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>>599602440
also this
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tie a noose around your neck. it'll make you feel better. also tape a sign on you saying "i'm a faggot who fucks his best friend's fiancee"

that'll make everyone else feel better.
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>>599602133
Fuck whoever made this picture

You got this from some gay girl's facebook page

Fuck you

Whoever made this image CLEARLY was not of dating age in 1994

Fuck this land

Also why would I make YOU feel better for being retarded and gay?
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My biggest regrets are always from being a bad person
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Started eating my own shit at the age of 6 haven't stopped and now I'm 30. I don't know why I do it. Doesn't even taste good.
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I'll put it to you like this OP. Sit down, son. You might learn something. As a... connoisseur of bitches and hos, I can't blame the bitch for fuckin' you. That's bitches for you. Them's hos.

The only cat that fucked up here is you, boy. You're supposed to be a man and not fuck around on your best friends, son. You ain't a man, you a chickenshit little beeyatch. Can't blame a bitch for actin' like hos do, that's bitches.

But you a world class bitch too, cat. Fuckin' around with another man's bitch. I'd beat your ass nigga.
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>>599602133
make it worse, post her pic here! that always goes well.
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>>599604377
>obviously obsessed with height
>self conscious
>is actually manlet himself
>lashes out on 4 Chan calling everyone else a manlet to feel better about his pathetic stature.
>calls 6'4" 240lb /b/ro with a gf of 5 years a manlet.
>top kek you fucking miniscule faggot
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>>599604625
Word up, Katt. Word up.
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>>599604731
>Projection
>Does exactly what the person he's accusing of doing
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you are a cunt OP. Your "best friend" will understandably be shattered and should absolutey kick the fuck out of you, but in a way IF you tell him you are doing him a favour as the fucking slut probs would have done it with someone else as she is clearly a cheating whore. Doesn't make you less of a cunt and you can never crawl back from that but you HAVE to tell him. you fucking arsehole.
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>>599604625
I read that in his voice. Well done.
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>>599604377
>>599604731
>TFW people start arguing for you

My point still stands.

OP is obviously a childish cunt with some kind of grudge against his "best friend". His WUUH HES DONE STUFF TO ME TOO post proves that. Combine that with his inability to accept responsibility for his own fuck ups and you get a piss baby manchild who wants people to kiss his boo boos when he does wrong.

The height thing was a joke, But no matter how tall OP is hes still a little man.
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>>599605050
I didn't argue for you, I was just saying that the guy's a faggot for being a degenerate manlet.
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>>599602133
If you have any f***ing balls you'd tell him.
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>>599602400
This. Dubs dont lie
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>>599604950
this
captcha was ofugg
lel
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>>599604788
Go jerk off into your fedora. Your micropenis is tiny even on the nano scale. Everyone knows op is a fag. I'm drunk and tired of your faux intellectual horsecum. Piss off. Imma wake up tomorrow and not even remember this thread or your quark-sized dick, you universal shitstain. Go to bed with a slight smirk on your acne-covered virgin face. Enjoy your short lived and worthless false sense of accomplishment by arguing on 4chan. I hope you enjoy it because its the only thing standing between you and the self induced exstinguishement of your sub-worthless life. Go back to fapping to traps you little bitch.
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>>599602133
>What are some things you've done that you regret?

Pizza'd someone from /b/
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>>599602400
check em
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>>599605628
>Massive fucking projection
>Getting butter blasted
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>>599602266
THIS

OP is a cunt
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Make her out to be a huge bitch, convince your brst friend not to marry her and when she tries to say that yall fucked brush it off as shit tier heresay. Bam, you saved your buddy and got some fresh pussy to show for it.
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>>599602133
You fucking cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt, cunt.
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>>599605984
Oh wow look at me, I learned what projection is in my highschool psychology class.
>I'll be so cool on the 4 chins if I reply to every post with "projection"

Kill yourself
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>>599606266
Check em bitch.
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>>599606236
or just be a real fuckin dick and get her on the side whenever you want.
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>>599602133
>got drank

Kek
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>>599602400
>>599602588

Dubs have spoken OP and you are the faggot of the story.
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>>599606266
>Get mad when the word that perfectly defines what you're doing is being used against you and pitching a "NU-UH YOU CAN'T DO THAT, THAT'S OVERPOWERED!" fit over 4chan and trying to force it off as something that only an armchair psychologist would use in order to discredit me
Fuck you, nigger.
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>>599602133
>Got drank
Aha what.
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>>599603483

Well then you fucked up tom powers
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>>599603483
If hes done worse to you why are you friends with him? I see many lapses in your judgement. Is his name corey by chance?
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>>599602133
If you weren't retarded you would have pretended you were too drunk to remember what happened after a certain point at the party that way you have an easy out for either situation.
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>>599602133
brilliant.
>>599602133
just find a way to continue fuck her, so you can see your child raised by your best friend.
Awesome!!!
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>>599602133
You suck, dude.

You just don't sleep with a friend's fiance. You can get drunk and lose your self-control, then kiss her. It can happen. It'd be an accident.

What you did isn't an accident. You kissed, looked for a quiet place, got naked, put a condom, THEN fuck her. This is NOT an accident !

Don't tell him. But don't expect us any forgiveness and you don't deserve to feel better. You deserve to feel like the crap you are.
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>>599606404
Still greentexting when your trying to argue.
You are so retarded that I believe there cannot be a god, otherwise he would not create fucks as autistic as you. Enjoy your sexless and pathetic life faggot, and dont call me a nigger, that's too low of a blow.
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>>599606856
The greentext highlights the point I'm making you autistic nigger. Sorry if the word nigger triggers you so much Tumblr.
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Type up a green text on my phone and it gets deleted.
Super short green text because fuck you that's why.

> go on trip with friends.
> finger qt3.14 21y/o
> Her ex sleeping in the same bed as we were in.
>Her brother sleeping in same room as well.
> She starts giving me a hand job
> Friend started waking up, we stop, she gets up to go pee.
> Blueballs.
> Feelsbadman.
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Why do you feel bad? Because you betrayed your best friend, or because you're afraid he'll find out?

If it's the first, what can you do. If you keep your mouth shut, the guilt will go away eventually.
If it's the latter, again, what can you do. You'll be afraid for some time and you'll never feel completely safe.

It's your own fault. Some things are just off limits and you should know that even when you're drunk. It's not the alcohol that's to blame, it's you, you wanted to fuck her.
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>>599602515
Hahaha im detecting a subtle troll.
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>>599602133
You dont deserve to feel better about yourself right now, anon
That pain is there to make you feel the effects of the damage you have done. If you take it away everyone would be a douchebag and kill each other (even more than we do now)
So really, you should sit there and feel the pain. Revel in the fact that at least you are civil enough to feel it, and be thankful
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Epic troll OP.
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>>599602133
>sleeps with best friends fiance
>expects us to make you feel better
Bitch you deserve to burn in hell. Especially if you're not going to be honest with your friend. That nigger purposely slept with you despite being in a relationship. In fact both of you deserve to burn in hell.
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Fucked this girl for 3 months while she had a boyfriend hated the guy so didn't Care would do it again if I could
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>>599606927
>11 year old detected
I'm going to sleep faggot. Fuck you. I hope you get the best sleep of your life feeling alpha despite the fact that you've never looked at a female without maxing out your boner at 3.5". good luck in your life outside of 4 Chan you worthless waste of space.
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>>599602133
You should kill him, and then rape his fiancé. Then take a dump on them both
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>>599602133
If you still think of him as a friend then man the fuck up and tell him. He needs to end that wedding now before takes all his shit later in a divorce. If you were my friend i'd beat the fuck out of you drop that bitch and find a new friend and fuck bunny. But i wouldn't kill you cause you were a bro once.
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pics or it didn't happen
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>>599603483
>best friend
You keep using that work again I don't think you know what it means.
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OP, you are now a scumbag. When she will have told her side of the story, you will be the rapist who fucked her against her will and even did not stop when she tearfully asked you to stop and think about her being married to your best friend.
She will tell this story, not now nut eventually. It is her "getting away with some serious bullshit crap"-joker and she WILL use it.
So what is it to you? being an asshole now or a rapist later?
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>>599604491
Pretty much this.
OP is a piece of shit.
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I love how people passively say "I slept with", as if it just kind of accidentally happened.

Now tell us what conscious actions you took to seduce her and fuck over your friend.
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Shut up faggots. What am I on reddit.
>my bffls!
>my honor
>my fedora

Leave.
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>>599607532
Lol, that failtrolling and projection.
Good night, kid.
>4 Chan
Confirmed for Tumblr trying to act all badass when their SJW friends ain't watching.
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>>599609519
Who said anything about any of those things you fucking faggot? God I hate retards like you.
"Lol I'll reference bullshit I just made up as being in a state of existence and prevalence and throw in a Reddit reference, that'll stop discussion I don't like!"
Fucking hell this site sucks now.
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/b/ump for my /b/itches and my /b/ros who need to see what scum they lurk with.
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>>599604222
trips confirmed, and i agree
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>>599610137
This site sucks because you got here 6 months ago. Not even 2 years ago this thread would be nothing but
>nice!
>how'd you fuck her, etc.

Now look at this gay ass thread.
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>>599604222
Pretty much this.
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>>599610594
>I'm le ebin oldfag and I know what I'm talking about!
>WE WERE MERCILESS AND HEARTLESS AND SOULLESS MACHINES!
Yeah you have no clue what you're talking about child. You better shut the fuck up, you'd hate to step on the toes of a member of Anonymous 2.
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>>599602133
How can you call him your best friend, when friendship is mutual and not a one sided thing? 2/10 made me reply, but you'll know somethings coming for ya'. He will know eventually.
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>>599602515
I believed the story till this point.
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>>599610940
This literally looks like Tumblr drew it.
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>>599602394
You're a weak human shit.
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>>599602133

Die in a grease fire.
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>>599602393
that's what the woman wants you to do. She did this because she obviously doesnt want to get married and wanted to throw a wrench into everything. Lol u are a patsy, but look at it as a good thing. You found out your friends girl was a hooker, and you got some.
Now, she expects you to have a heartfelt discussion with the friend (in which she doesnt care what happens to your friendship) and he will come and confront her, she will cry and blame him somehow for it and then she can turn it around and dump him.
So in closing, just do nothing like you have already decided too OP, she will crack and tell him in a moment where she wants to hurt his feelings, then you will have to deal with it but whatever.
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>>599603742
#You're

all that time wasted on animating a piece of shit.
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>>599602133
You are a piece shit and you don't deserve to call yourself a friend of his, not mentioning "best friend". I hope you will get herpes.
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>>599606856
>>599606927
Fucking kids these days.
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>>599611656
Fucking kids getting trolled these days with my amazing trolling power.
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>>599611466
you're?
that's the only mistake you see or you're just sayin'...?
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>>599612078
Hoyl shit you're stupid.
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>>599604222
this
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>>599604222
trips for truth
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>>599602133
I've done things that I should regret, but I don't
>was fucking a dudes wife while he was in iraq, while she was on the phone with him
>Fucked both my wifes best friends
There's more, I just do so much bad shit, I can't think of it all, and I'm tired
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>>599602133

Didn't even read the post...just looked at the picture.1994 was exactly the same, as was 1974 ad infinitum. The only thing that's changed is attitudes portrayed via media, the reality never changed once.
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>>599602515

>she said she wouldn't

You realise all she has to do is claim you raped her when she was drunk and she'll get off completely right? I'd tell him first just to cover your own back.
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Did you get her pregnant? Get her pregnant and have him raise your bastard child
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>>599602515
Lol you better hope she doesn't claim you raped her. You'll be done for life.
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>>599612637


There's been plenty of filthier generations too. Hell I'd rather have my boner sucked on than stab a chick in the belly any day. Seriously, that's not an arm that's a fancy knife.
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>>599602133
>I have no friends and made a successful troll thread
FIXXED
also 8/8
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>>599613111
And I forgot pic
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>>599613111
Can you faggots stop linking so many Goddamn posts for literally no substantial reason?
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>>599613111
And confirming I got trips. Check em
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OP is the worst type of human

that is all
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>>599613111
observed
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>>599613514
>That shit comic
Faggot confirmed. Go watch more Game Grumps while you're at it.
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>>599604033
this post is the internet gold /b/ is made of. i love you and i love 4chan.
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>>599602133
fuck it you did him a favor by showing him she is a whore
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>>599613662
>being that mad
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Call up your "best friend," open the conversation with: YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I JUST DID.

He can't even be mad at you. You literally just saved him half his bank account.
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>>599604033

lelelelelele

underrated post
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>>599613737
>Did him a favor
>By deceiving his trust
>And fucking his fiancee
>And making him a literal fucking cuckold
Yeah, no. There's no positive excuse for what he did. Bitches are expected to do shit like this but OP proves he's no man and definitely isn't the dude's friend.
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>>599602133
you deserve to feel like a cunt OP, I'm not saying shit to help you. You should own up and tell him.
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>>599610594
>>599610718
I've been browsing/b/ for a good 5 years or more... I'm no oldfag, but I know some whiteknight faggotry when I see it.
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>>599613887
Also suggest that he bangs her one last time before calling her out on her treachery. If I was your friend right after I nut I would be like, yeah gimme that ring back and get the fuck out
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>>599613981
>White knight
>Everyone involved is being condemned
You're a massive faggot and have no clue what that word means. Nobody is being knighted for. You have no correct conceptualization of the term you're using.
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>>599602133
You fucked your best friend's fiancé, AND you're going to let him marry a cheating whore?

You really are a pile of shit. You deserve to die alone.
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