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Myself I drink too much and have a bad temper.

My pen15 is too big

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>>599595519
myself i only fall in love with girls who are more trouble then they're worth.

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>life is a wreck
>no friends
>no job
>no education
>no future
>no hope
>mfw cock is bigger than OP's

I can't hold my tongue. I have to concentrate on everything I say because I always blurt out shit that gets me in trouble at work. When I see someone do something funny or say something stupid shit just flies out of my mouth and I wind up getting in trouble for not being sensitive towards others feelings.

>>599595519
I bet your penis isn't small at all; you've probably just been watching too much porn with hung guys in it. Average is from 5 to 7 inches.

>>599596606
I know. Mine is 2 inches (erect).

>>599596606
its 4 inches hard, i know thats small
>>599596834
not as small as this poor bastard tho

>>599596114
Samuel?

>>599595519
I'm a dickhead who can't treat girls right. I've had some awesome people in my life but they always end up leaving soon

>>599597152
Jonah?

>>599595519
No money income,
my leg look like vestige of a corpse because of winter cold

I'm a tranny and it kinda sucks

horrible disappointment to my father, even though I plan on trying to reproduce with frozen sperm anyway

keeps me up at night every night

>>599597305
Nah, just wanted to see if that was my brother Samuel

>>599595519
I have a very high level of intelligence and I am absolutely batshit insane. Blessed are the stupid.

Im unfit as fuck and fat to boot, once i lose weight i should be good to go but until then im a depressed virgin fat fucking piece of shit

>>599597647
how old?

>>599596834
pic?

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>>599597476
I'll be your brother for fifty bucks

>>599595519
cock is average, wish it was bigger
kissless virgin
no motivation, ever

lazy as fuck
cant get myself to do anything that i need to do, even when i see that its clearly what i should be doing right now and will help me in every way. but fuck that, why would i do something useful when i can just play shitty video games and browse b.

>>599596834
Im with you Brother
Time to off myself

>>599597525
>3edgy5me

>psoriasis

I'm full of shit. Ever since I can remember I just make shit up. Not retarded stuff, I keep it believable, which is worse, because people think I'm a certain way when in reality I'm none of those things.

I have no friends and I'm amazingly boring overall. I sleep, i fap, I work, I eat, and I play vidya. That's it. Ever.

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>>599597647
Same situation mang.

>>599597918
Abuse chocolate.

You need to buy the high quality stuff, otherwise you're just getting some marginal level of the methylxanthines. You need the cocoa butter as well, for the 5-HT, tryptophan, some tannins, and most importantly, the anandamide.

You don't take me seriously. You think I'm kidding. But I'm not. A decent mix of cocoa solids and cocoa butter has dragged me out some deep dysfunctional dark pits, ad given me a proxy to achieve things I had told myself I couldn't. Gave me motivation, new perspective, and a new way to see and grasp another way to be. I also drove myself to the brink of madness and then went beyond eating just the cocoa solids... you really want the other components as well. Such things never happen with those included as well.

The drug is only as good as you are. If you truly want motivation and to think about your life and make meaningful changes, it can afford that.

>>599598479
Are you saying there is better chocolate out there then what I am eating?

Where do I get it?

>>599598479
Also, dont forget to activate your almonds

i have zero friends

>>599597464
Of course it sucks. You're mentally ill.

Suicide is the only way out

>>599598479
ALL OF THE CHOCOLOATE
which kind do you get? im munching on the Schogetten from aldi

>>599598999
Trips don't lie.

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>>599597525
>The edge(s)

Unfortunately I'm kidding and just going through the motions out of boredom. This anon is entirely correct. You can find contentment, you can find ways to get by, but you never escape the madness of other people. I won't say the stupid are blessed by any means, they're just another kind of broken and miserable, but... they do have something.

I don't think a lot about intelligence or compare myself to others, it's a meaningless myopic notion. But I do feel lonely, I can't help but see contrast, and it's maddening trying to interact with others, knowing the faults in their logic and reasoning process, and never getting anything beyond the same tired old shit that was wrong the first time and is wrong the 6 millionth. But they're satisfied, and they'll do it all again, and again, and again.

I'm only human, I have emotions too, I'm scared of hurting others and can be hurt to some extent, but at the same time, there's a disconnect. For more reasons than I could ever bring myself to communicate.

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I stay up late and don't go to bed when I should. Over slept and missed work, got written up for it, now I feel like shit.

>>599598999

Nah, I'm good

stopped wanting to kill myself after DMT

thanks for the tip though

>>599599524
Do it, trips says so

>>599599405
have you tried taking a nap

>>599599684

Trips are pretty good but I got too much to live for, like drugs and weird sex

>>599598747
Probably. It depends on what you're eating. If it's just Hershey's, Lindt, etc, then yes. They don't use shit for cocoa butter, if any at all, and just use soy lecithin as an emulsifying agent, which I find subjectively worse in taste, and texture. It's also loaded with corn syrup or whatever else half the time.

I eat "Equal Exchange". Before anyone calls me on
>Fair trade blah blah politcal ideological whatever
I can't in truth say how fair fair trade really is, and the main reason I go for it is like I said, the quality aspect is fairly clear, they use chocolate liquor which is 50% cocoa soilids, 50% cocoa butter, and supplement some additional cocoa depending on the product. There's no soybean or corn, I have allergies so that's important for me (I spent literally the last half a decade+ passively searching for a chocolate bar I could actually eat), and it's just a no bullshit product that's reasonably priced. There are others that come to mind, but this is my favorite.

>>599598764
Anon, I would never forget.

>>599599021
Like I said above. Equal Exchange. I wish I could remember the name of the other ones... eh, they were pretty good as well, but all of their names elude me. Sorry.

For a long time I tried to make my own chocolate. Orate chocolate liquor raw / sweetened it myself. I could never get the vanilla, and all the balances and whatnot quite correct, and I could nowhere near match the overall effectiveness of just buying one when you factor eveything together. Fuck it, I'll probably keep trying to make my own, but this is quite fine.

>>599600100
Your already doomed. Your kind don't live to old age.

>>599599717
I don't sleep very well. Grind my fucking teeth every instant of sleep, whether stressed or not. Probably because my jaw / teeth are misaligned, don't come together right, mind subconsciously tries to grind into the proper position?

Dunno. The only time I don't grind my teeth together is when I'm beyond blackout drunk and poisoned with enough ethanol to have it be a matter of luck if I don't drown in my own vomit or simply stop breathing and never wake up.

Not too into naps. Not at all keen. Already have chronic pain of the trigeminal nerve, I feel like I'm doing pretty well with it not being constant / staying episodic.

>>599595519
I'm a sexual deviant

>>599600359

Eh, I'll be fine, should at least make it to 80 or so unless I pick up any bad habits

Everyone's 'doomed' anyway

I am obsessed with an animation career, but nothing actually gets animated over here due to the studio system.

I wreck myself working 15 hour days in pursuit of something I feel may actually be impossible.

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>>599601119
What sort of animation are you into?

I have no real artistic talent as far as making something in my head exist on any kind of medium how I actually want it, but I've always found the different workflows and process pretty interesting.

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>>599595519
>have always been beta
>never been in a fight
>suck with women
>most times i was faced with confrontation i cried...last time my friend got in a scrap and i didn't jump in it was 2v2 and i was on the side...felt like i was gonna shit my pants
i'm a pussy

>>599600520
my teeth are misaligned too, come directly together

can't rest my chin on anything without it hurting

>>599601251

Hand drawn, 3D is just not my bag.

>>599595519
I can get really pretty girlfriends, but I always end up getting dumped sooner or later. I can't keep women around.

>>599600244
thanks anon

>>599596834
Picture?

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>>599601271
I recommend the show "Ergo Proxy". Something tells me you might find it relateable, or interesting at the very least.

Alternatively Texhnolyze or Neon Genesis Evangelion. You sound like you're internally conflicted and not comfortable with yourself. Sometimes coming across the right things can spur some internal shit, brings things into focus, afford new thoughts, brings things into your conscious mind you never knew you were even thinking about.

Just a suggestion.

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I browse /b/

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>>599601407
I like older stuff done on cels. Not really fond of 3D either. It's pretty rare I find anything that was done fully digital that turned out well, there's always terrible aliasing, pixelation of assets, poor blending, resampling artifacts, etc. Funny enough the screenshot I posted is one such rare example, made with a full digital process as far as I know, but came out looking quite natural and almost analog.

Ghost in the shell 2 is probably the only other example of 3D and a lot of digital assistance done right.

>>599601309
Do you have TMJ or any jaw issues?

I have trouble saving up money and doing enough for school etc. Seems small but the motherino has it in extreme ways and throws away her entire life that way

>>599595519
>I have horrible anxiety that keeps coming back because I don't deal with it properly
>I tend to over do it on things I like
>I can never tell when a girl is into me
>I can't take rejection well
>I always seem to have trouble pooping

>>599601779
you think an anime will change me?
but i am conflicted...

>>599602198
nope, just stupid and boring

i lie a lot

> My beta personnality activates when a girl wants to end our relationship

>>599598764
top kek

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I have gynecomastia, sleeping problems, a little high pitched voice, retracted jaw, inferiority complex. I act like a retard near strangers and sometimes near my friends. I'm really bad at romantic relationships, because of that I'm a virgin and never had a girlfriend. I'd kill myself but I'm a coward.

>small penis
>fat
>stupid
>ugly

>>599602078

Everything is cost related, I would hand paint my bgs, but you can't compete with the efficiency of the digital stuff.

Part of the industry issue is competing with countries that will work under horrible conditions for no pay.

>>599602753


Every fucking morning...

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I thought I had a big dick, but then I compared it to other anons and i think it's quite "meh"

I drink too much, I'm miserable and tired all the time.

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>>599602970

CUT YOUR NAILS CUT YOUR NAILS CUT YOUR NAILS CUT YOUR NAILS

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>>599602473
Every experience changes you anon. The degree and type just depends on both the experience (as a force you cannot directly control), and how you choose to use or view it.

A few anime in the past gave me lot to think about and ultimately showed me a lot about myself, and helped figure some things out. It might sound ridiculous, but had I not seen Ghost in the Shell, Texhnolyze, Serial Experiments Lain, or to an extent, Ergo Proxy, I'm not really sure who or what I'd be. Where I would have gone.

>>599602923
What country are you working out of?

What type of projects?

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>mfw I have a 7 inch penis
>mfw I'm too ugly to get laid

>>599603095
My left thumbnail is long cuz i use it to split cigarillos for marijuana purposes

>>599601271
Do you play video games constantly?

>>599602350
I can relate to every one of these except the one about grills.

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Being alive.

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>>599603097

>>599602970
looks a bit like mine. size wise.

>>599599277
Dubs don't either.

>>599597476

This guy

>my brother is a wreck

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>>599603097
funny thing is anon. some of those animes i've wanted to watch for a while.
also i know experiences change you...sad thing is i feel my experiences from the past few years have changed me in ways I'm still not sure i like...but then again i don't know when i ever liked my self so thanks for trying to help /b/ro i'll check them out and keep on going forward.

>>599595519
I have genital herpes.
>>feelsbadman.mp4

>>599595519
i hate that only faggots want to be friends with me :/

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>>599603303
don't make me stop...

>>599598380
Cody?

>>599603570
Phillip?

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>>599603381
Blah blah blah?
Blah...
Blahblablahblahblah.....
Blah~ :^)

>>599602970
Well fucking use something else jesus christ

>>599602753
this sums it up 10/10

>>599598479

Bad news for you, friend

http://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2014/nov/21/cocoa-crisis-world-chocolate-stash-melting-away

Might have to switch to antidepressants like every body else.

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>>599603643
your vaginal shaped flower doesn't frighten me

>>599603639
No. I'm Michael.

What's my area code?

>>599603243

US, we just do preproduction and visual development now.

I'm not working yet, but I'm nearing the standard I would need to get steady work.

>>599603729
No, this is Patrick

>have weird fetishes
>Gf sexully frustrated by me
>lots of arguing
>no motivation, currently NEET
>am smart but feel like worst person ever constantly for no reason, am self aware of this viscous cycle but it never ends
>socially awkward, scared of starring college
>don't know how to interact with divorced parents, especially my mom who's marrying a dark ass motherfucker in less time than I've been dating my gf

Basically my life is a confusing mess and I'm becoming more introverted by the second.

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>>599595519
> I had a tendency to self destruct my relationships
>I've got no idea what I want to do for a career and as someone who's 20, I don't have very long to find out
>I'm slightly underweight
>My teeth are a little screwed (Thanks to British mother)
>Despite being a really fast learner, I just cannot for the life of me improve on learning to drive

I'm fat and have little to no self confidence

>5"9

>>599603900
Nice dubs Pat.

>>599603531
I play them constantly too. Howver, I find them to be depressing and energy draining (joke unintended.) try giving them a break for a few days. You'll be suprised.

I got hair that runs all over the shaft of my dick, shaving makes it worse.

>>599595519
Everything.

That other people persistently fail to recognise my greatness.

I keed. The thing I hate is how unstable my self-esteem is. About 10% of the time I have very high self-esteem, confidence and charisma. Although I try to keep my thoughts and actions below the threshold of grandiose delusion, I automatically and effortlessly take control of social situations, directing the flow of conversation, entertaining my friends with jokes and telling them nice things about themselves. Basically, I take responsibility for everyone having a good time, and I make it happen without really thinking about or planning it. As I do this, I'm aware that what I'm really doing is feeding my own ego, but if everyone is happy that I'm essentially manipulating them into enjoying themselves then I don't see the harm. Right now, I'm involved with a group project at college and I as I interact with the other group members I can almost watch myself taking control of the group, just because I like being the boss. Again, there's no harm - I pull my weight and I'm good at my degree subject, so I'm not like a psychopath who fights to the top of a business and then tanks it. I don't push my own ideas when someone else's are better. I just take the leadership role. And, again, I don't consciously plan this, it just happens. It's fascinating to watch yourself doing this.

Anyway. The problem is the other 90% of the time, when I have various shades of anxiety and depression. I don't speak much (someone will ask how I am and all I say is "I'm good"; I know I'm supposed to ask back but it seems stupid and a waste of effort) and don't really take part in conversations. These phases seem to be unpredictable. I'm not sure if it's NPD or bipolar II or what but I'm sick of it. I spent most of my life thinking I was a submissive introvert with anxiety, poor social skills and no "inner fire". Hopefully antidepressants will help me.

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>>599604092
oh then no i'm not like that personally i love vidya but i feel i stick to it because it is nostalgic...i don't even get hyped for new games just buy games i want on sale and play them on my free time but besides that i'm on /b/ or doing something related to school i had my video game addiction phase when i was 17 and playing WoW

>>599604422
When you get into situations taht cause you distress or discomfort, what is it exactly that you think that stops you from acting?
Also, nice triple dubs.

>>599600703
It's not natural causes that will kill you. Its the normal people who want to exterminate your kind for being useless faggots. Even trips agree with me so you have no argument fag

>>599604081
Thanks George!

>i have an average penis
>i can't commit myself
>i'm a virgin because
>i'm fat
>i have no idea how to be attractive for women (even though i succeeded a few times, i never had enough confidence to actually fuck anyone)
>i don't take risks
>i'm too lazy to change anything about myself.

I never say or do what I want because I am afraid of what people will say/think. Quite terrible, really.

>>599605008
I have that same thing, I'm so paranoid about saying something wrong or sounding wrong I speak monotone because I'm scared if I sound too enthusiastic then people will think badly of me. I speak so monotone and boring and I end up looking like a socially awkward autist.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G5q-Xs4Duo8

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>>599604659
i get a mental block and freeze up with anxiety it's fucking torture. it sucks because it seems to be the most extreme thing i can feel. i'm just a big introvert and i've had anxiety since i was a kid i think it's because i feel my parents didn't/don't love me. i've gotten better though i used to be NEET until i faced my fears...but i seem to have a really big fear of the uncertain which is what holds me back the most...as well as body image problems from being a fat when i was younger...i've lost weight as an adult but i still look like a doughy dude.
p.s. feels good to open up to someone even if it is potentially a 16 year old. most of my friends/family tell me to suck it up/laugh when i show them i have real feelings but maybe that's just part of being a man

>>599605008
if you say what you think then people will either hate you or love you, but you will never be able to fit in a group of people, because in that group some will really hate you and so you will be alone with a few people who really like you and most of the people who hate you. luckily almost nobody will tell you what they think of you, because they are afraid of what you could think of them, so either fit in and hate yourself or don't fit in and live alone but you don't hate yourself

Everyone is getting into a relationship, except me.
I am only liked by girls I don't like at all, and the ones I like already have a boyfriend.

>>599605346
People are always telling me to speak up. I talk softly. Alcohol can remedy this but I hate drinking.

>>599602350
Bro

>>599605479
Hey glad to help. This might sound like crappy advice, but the best advice I can give you is to not thin kabout it. Don't think about what might happen; concentrate only o nwhat you want to do andd how to do it.

P.S. I'm 17.....

>>599605724
I want everyone to like me. Because I like everyone. Or at least I can find good traits in everyone. C-can't we all be frenz?

>>599605479
The mental block, I know this hell. In its shadow as it wastes away it leaves nothing but a sense of failure and self disgust. Honestly, I came to feel like I'd rather be dead.

Recommend getting a food allergy test and not eating nightshades (like tomatoes, potato, eggplant). Each of these cause the release of histamine, allergy obvious from your immune response, nightshades from triggering the release from mast cells. Histamine cane make anxiety horrible, crippling, and unmanageable. It took me half my fucking lifetime and more fighting against it before I figured out it had a physiological source potentiating it. It got a lot more manageable after I filtered these things out.

There's also a psychological basis. But removing all the shit in your way can make that basis much easier to face, if it is in fact part of your problem to begin with. Don't get me wrong though, the psychological side is just as deep if not deeper.

>>599605479
Oh and "Being a man" is not what others say of you; It's whether you can stand up for what you beleive in.

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>>599596114
Basically this.
Also:
>no drive
>happiness and sobriety are mutually exclusive
But that's implied I guess.

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>>599605843
don't think about it...i've never actually thought of it that way i always get so worked up about details that i expect something crazy will happen...fuck youngster you kinda blew my mind

I'm circumcised

>>599605479
I know that fucking feel, I was slowly breaking out of it all then my brother died and I slipped even deeper. I've been trying to work up the courage to seek help for the past few weeks

>>599605927
>C-can't we all be frenz?

sure, but then you have to keep your mouth shut about what you think, it's that easy. the people who get along with everybody manage that by not ever saying anything whats really on their mind but only telling you what you want to hear

>>599599599

I fucking hate you. nice get doe

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Got around 20kg overweight,
got stretchmarks and man titties and lost all my confidence
Want to lose weight and become appealing again but i have no motivation

>>599606034
o.O Glad to help.

>>599596201
I don't understand my own humour. Yesterday at work a colleague said he's having his wedding on September/11, I said he could have a jihadi themed wedding. He laughed. I don't know why.

>>599606306
Kek
He's a /b/tard

>>599606119
sorry to hear that man.
what kind of help?

>>599606197
>no motivation
maybe i can motivate you with a tip: you don't have to hunger or do sports to lose weight, just do a low carb diet and you'll lose your weight quickly. after that diet, don't eat anymore sugar or white flour foods (whole grain stuff is ok), ever, and you'll stay thin.

>>599595519
>I'm not very sociable when it comes to strangers
>lazier than I'd like to be

That's pretty much it. Aside from those two things I love myself and am glad to be me instead of any of you faggots. I could do with hitting the gym, I'm pretty skinny, but I'm okay with that, it's definitely better than being fat.

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>5'7
>skinny
>depression/anxiety
>drug addict because nothing else helps
>no motivation
>insomnia

>dat heron

I live my life in constant fear that everyone I know secretly hates me

>>599606246
that's actually something i heard in therapy and you just reminded me about it...I'm in so deep the crazy shit i do seems normal i usually tell my self everyone feels like me to get by

>depression
>grass is always greener
>got fat and can't get thin again
>sleep so fucking much, I'm always tired

I kicked drugs, have a great girlfriend, have a decent business.. but I can't seem to do shit about these issues.

>>599606678
Dude me too b

>>599606689
What kind of crazy shit do you do?

>>599605944
food can affect anxiety?
>>599605945
what do i believe in is the real question

>>599605843
Mods pls

>>599606306
Why wouldn't he laugh? Also why the fuck would he have his wedding on 9/11?

>>599606802
pls

I´m socially retarded.

>>599606306
polite laughter for a shit tier joke. I mean were you serious? like was that a serious suggestion?

>>599606799
That is for you to find out. And the best way to find out is to experience the world.

I love too much

Porn addiction, it's a real bitch kicking the habbit. Too much fapping eventually makes you feel fucking sluggish.

>>599606844
Oh anon-kun

>>599606888
On top of being regularly retarded

>>599606790
just stuff related to anxiety...like making up scenarios in my head that scare me out of something. or being super self conscious in public...wondering what kinda shit i could possibly talk to people about when i'm in public. at worst i get paranoid thoughts that my family and friends think i'm a hopeless ugly loser but don't admit it to spare my feelings

secretly want to be dominated by a man, but am disgusted by gays, and would hate myself afterwards. but its like i cant stop thinking about it.

also crack cocaine.

>>599606799
Food can affect a lot of things. Anxiety can definitely be one such effect.

>>599606960
He was talking about himself, not you. Try to keep up.

>>599606960
Ha

>>599606443
But why's that funny? He could? I'm fit, earning okay money, not bad looking, 7/10 GF. I'm great at everything except I don't understand my own humour and I constantly i mean CONSTANTLY talk I'm this seminar high pitched sarcastic / truthful voice .Why?

i get awkward pretty often. that's so fucking annoying

>>599606960
Yea but I don´t hate myself for beeing regularly retarded so where´s your point?

too afraid to take risks, even when there is no real danger, afraid of what other people will think of me
. friends out drinking? not me.
Ask out that chick? too afraid of what my friends will think
didn't play any hoghschool sports because of this
probably won't ever try going to a big university because of this

>>599606984
Don't give a fuck what they think. You are what you make of yourself, not what others say.

>>599607095
You are me

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>>599606909
i know that much brother

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I sincerely hate black people. Raised in the south just taught all blacks are just worthless garbage. College educated traveled a lot but whenever I see a black person buying food I know she is paying with welfare money that I worked to give her and her tribe of children.

>>599603333
nice quads

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>>599607160
i remind myself that's the case. it's not like they can live my life if they think i'm doing it "wrong"

My diabeetus :(

>>599607234
Better to suffer in the quest for inner peace than to wallow in your own ineptitude.

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Letting myself lose the girl who I had the strongest feelings for. I still feel like a total piece of shit, I don't even cross her mind anymore...

>>599607260
You hate yourself over that? Stop being such a faggot, who doesn't hate niggers? Besides faggot liberals, of course.

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>always thinking of the pointlessness of existence
>hate how mundane reality is

I don't know if life is boring because I'm depressed or if I'm depressed because life is boring.

I love the.fact /b/ are actually being supportive to eachother, good on you guys.

Now in relation to the post- asking me a few months ago whilst I was suicidal would've given a very depressive and self repulsing answer, but things have picked up for me. I have a beautiful girlfriend, supportive friends, a great family and college is going well. And trust me, I used to be lowest of the low. I have come so close to ending my life I shudder to think about it.
I'm a schizophrenic you see, and that's probably all I hate about myself currently. I've learned to appreciate what I have, and to all of you on this thread-
Stay strong brothers. You will get through this, and there is light on the end of this struggle. I promise you. I have felt exactly as you have felt once before. You can make.it through <3

>>599597305
I'm jonah

>>599607406
That picture shows your thoughts. Are you trying to block out what they say so you can keep going?

>>599607504
You're depressed because you are not getting enough stimulation. Get into a fight or fuck a girl. Challenge yourself.

>>599607095
Because who the fuck would want their wedding to have a theme surrounding violence/bigotry? The idea is amusing, that's why it's funny.

I am constantly hit on by muscular black guys at bars and night clubs. Non virgin and no gay.

>>599607569
I try.

>>599607504
Why not both?

Life is full of catch 22's.

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>>599607606
I think i've learned to suppress it. at some point in the past i mistook becoming tough for becoming listless
but as far as that "reaction" it doesn't hold much weight, it just seemed to fit what i said.
pic related?

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>>599595519
fat, lazy, small dick, unable to look somehow smart in conversation

>>599607742
It's pretty much every day I fantasize about what life was like in the ice age, hunting down mammoths with my tribe and then building things out of its bones. So I think you're right and I'm just not doing enough to stimulate myself.

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>>599607452
Welcome to manhood

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That I change who I am around people and give in to their terrible opinions just to have something in common even though this just creates fake relationships and I also can't crack my thumb.

>>599607974
Hahaha great pic.

However, I would not suppress anything; listen to what they say, and accept the fact that they are saying it. Then, move on.

>>599608399
they don't say anything its just in my head but good advice anyways

>>599608884
PLeasure to talk with you, anon. Best of luck.

Failed my dream of becoming a professional athlete because of injuries due to being too lazy to warm up and cool down right.

>>599608001
You crave adversity, my friend. And adversity will not seek you out by itself.

Crippling anxiety and paranoia, both in day to day life (worthlessness, self-doubt, paranoia of others' opinions, etc.) and in my relationship.

I think they're the result of how much of a shit person I was in my 7 years with my ex-girlfriend/high school sweetheart. I stressed to her throughout that I wanted an open relationship and despite the fact she wasn't cool with it I still pursued others and cheated. A lot. Mostly romantic flings, but also sexual. We're still friends and roommates (we live in a house of 3 couples: her and my bestfriend, me and my boyfriend, and our other friend and his girlfriend), but I feel like the years of being in the mentality of a cheating sociopath has crippled my ability to trust and have faith in my partner. In between my high school sweetheart and my current partner, I had my heart broken by my other ex and it really fucked me up and made me realize how easy it is to be a lying piece of shit, because I remembered what it was like.

I love my boyfriend and when I go into panic attacks I remind him that it's not his fault and that I value and trust him, it's just hard to get over the fear of eventual rejection and/or infidelity. I know how easy it is to be gullible and believe a liar because I got my ex to do it for years, so I feel like if he ever lies to me I'm not going to have any idea it's happening.

He and I are very happy together, I just need a lot of help before I think I'll be stable; mental disorder runs in my family so I'm sure there's an underlying chemical reason for my paranoia.

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>>599609148
luck is all we have.
keep on keeping on.

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my mind likes to dwell on past shit that went wrong almost all the time, and if im feeling like shit small things that go wrong make it ten times worse

>>599606306
He's a muslim
Report him to the authorities

Mainly my personality being so fragmented, and its tendency to splinter and split. It's as though I lack something. It is unpleasant losing skills, memories, logic, and information. It can be awful suddenly becoming something else in an instant, and or being thrown way back in the past. I can feel a lot of memories but I can't actually access or get at them if I've become in another "state". Sometimes I can't even find them and forget there is anything to remember.

If I didn't build a core framework to tie all of this together I very well could have gone full DID. As it stands I just have some core cluster of ideas and logic that forms a central "I". The core self can be swapped, or personalities can be layered onto a different core like a mask. they tend to start bleeding into each other.

It's hard to explain. I used it at one point, heavily. Now I just try not to think about it. Try to focus on internal unity and being able to feel and function like I'm one contiguous person. And it works... to an extent.

Part of me is so lonely. I don't lack a me, and I don;t have a me either. I'm rigid and self reliant yet at the same time wonder if I'm ultimately just empty.

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>>599607497
It gets tiring of looking at blacks and telling yourself their life story(no job,jail,Obama) before you say a word to them even though a lot of my racism is well founded.

>>599595519
Why do you hate that? I love guys with small dicks.

>>599609393
Consider this a parting idea. What if your luck is tied to your willpower? Make the world bow before you, my friend.

>>599606574
Low carb stuff being?
Different anon with same problem and limited money.

Bad teeth
Lack of discipline when it comes to eating/drinking (even though I'm just barely overweight)
Can't give a shit about other people, which is also making relationships impossible
Too lazy to quit my shit job, since I can't be assed to look for a new one
Wasting money on useless shit to entertain myself

Can't focus, have trouble concentrating. Memory sucks, wish I had a photographic memory

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>>599595519
i have gaped teeth that fuck up my speech also im 20 and still have acne all over my face/chest/back

>>599610288
Try eating healthily and getting bracers.

I saw Spice World 3xs in theaters and my first dvd was Deep Blue Sea

>>599609836
i eat mostly lean meat, frozen whole foods vegetables, olive oil, rice (one 125g bag max per day) or steamrolled oats (100g max per day), joghurt, cheese, lean meat like chicken breasts or lean pork, and absolutely no sugar or white flour, nothing that contains that. i try not to eat more than 1200 cals a day but i'm full nonetheless.

>>599610513
Braces are a component of probably what led to my trigeminal neuralgia. Do not recommend. Braces are painful, a pain in the ass, expensive, and there's always risk. I strongly recommend just getting used to one's teeth and moving on. There are better ways to increase your confidence and make life what you want it to be.

>>599610633
Try eating only when hungrry, and not when socially expected (i.e. lunch, dinner)

>>599610633
You forget the most important food group: my dick

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>>599610898
you're right, totally forgot that.

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I have a small penis, i have a short banjo string, i have bad asthma, im absolutely covered in hair, im overweight, im a virgin, i only have about 60% mobility in my right arm, if i drink i throw up before im drunk, i have aspergers,

>>599610772
Hmm I had no idea bracers could potentially damage teeth.

I always get dubs

>>599611069
Smoke some ganja man.

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>>599611069
>I have a small penis, im absolutely covered in hair, im overweight, im a virgin
Take me!

>i have aspergers
O-oh. You sure?

Got a good 5.5-6 when fully hard maybe 6.5 when held at base. I think i have a small dick, havent had sex in years because i feel like i cant pleasure with it

I live in a pineapple under the sea.

I get dubs when not expecting

>>599611069
Also for last 4 months ive been having roughly 2 panic attacks a day, i never really had them before

Whenever I open the door I get on the floor and walk the dinosaur.

>>599607095
The humour comes from thinking about the outrage that would be caused if he did it while there's an unspoken understanding that he "couldn't" (really "wouldn't") actually do it. He physically could do it, but it would be socially outrageous, so he "can't". That means it's safe to imagine what would happen if he did it, and the imaginary results are funny.

For most people, humour is just kind of intuitively understood. It's impossible to comprehensively explain why a joke is funny -- at some point, all you are left with is "it just is". At every level of explanation you can always ask again "But why is THAT funny?".

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>>599597525
lol good aspie highschooler impression 7/10

>>599611362
Idk thats what therapist told me when i was 15ish

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>>599595519
I'm a pedophile.

>>599611648
p-pics?

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>>599602970
Cur your nails you sick fuck

>>599596834
I think what that probably means is you're incredibly obese and you have your penis going through 2 inches of fat that isn't normally there before it breaks through the surface to be seen

Just lose the weight and you'll be fine OP

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>>599595519
I have sex with girls I shouldn't.
I hate it but it's also not so bad, dunno really. But I have cheated on every girl I've ever dated. I cheated on my last girlfriend with six girls and I cheated on my current girlfriend with my best friend's sister.

>>599595977
You don't know what love is you twat, what you're feeling is infatuation

>>599603995
>blames british mother
>probably never went to the dentist

my euphoria keeps me lonely
if only i was stupid i could have a happy life

I can't create bonds with people, or retain the few friends I have. I'm also not a good friend to my 2 friends and they are beginning to realise how pointless their relationship with me is.

>I don't like the way I look
>no boyfriend
>weird sense of humor

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>>599612044
how weird?
you might be autistic

I'm 23 but I have the body of a 12 year old boy

I guess even though I'm skinny and small as fuck I'm at least mostly proportionate and have a cute face. (I'd pass for a small 16 year old) Somehow I get through life without feeling very insecure most of the time, but I occasionally get stoned and look at my arms and start freaking out about how small I am as an adult. Other than being a couple inches taller I'm about the same size as I was when I was 10.

I know I'm going to be one weird looking 30+ year old.

>>599612685
pic?

>>599612685
ha for some reason I just laughed out loud at the thought of you freaking out about your arms, Brad

>>599611244
I do, so far its about the only thing keeping me from getting suicidal.

>>599612760
Nah man.

>>599612908
Not Brad, but he probably has those moments too if he's in the same situation. I'm glad I could give you that hilarious mental image of him.

riight

>smoke too much weed
>paranoid about everything i think thats from smoking too much weed
>ive got a stupid eastern european accent when im speaking english and i live in a english speaking country
>dunno what the fuck im doing with my life
>promised myself ill commit suicide on my 21st birthday if i dont get my shit together ( im 19 now so ive got 2 years)

>>599612685
Pics or it didnt happen

>>599612948
what about those pics tho?

>>599612685
pic please.

>>599612948
Seek meaning in life.

>>599613182
Go bowling with your cousin

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>>599613170
come on lil man

>>599595519
Everyone who's ever met me thinks I'm an aloft, overconfident asshole, and I play along with it, because it's better than the alternative of letting people know I'm dead inside and have no reason to live.

>>599613521
Go to bed, Bob.

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>>599595519
Notice how I had to doctor the dark and dingy picture you slobbishly posted, you lazy fuck

I keep binge eating. I have been stuck at my current weight for 2 months and it frustrates me.

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>>599612685
dress like Zachary Cole Smith from diiv

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>>599595519
>Business is going no where
>TV Show is going no where
>Writing is going no where since my laptop got smashed.
>Stuck with one girl and I'm afraid that if I dump her I'll never find someone else.
>Gains are nonexistent after 2 months.
>Depression is causing me to sleep for 10-12 hours a day.
>Thousands in debt.

>>599613195
>>599613264
Do you guys have a thing for underage boys or something?

>>599613422
I probably shouldn't.

>>599613761
w-why?

>>599613521
If you pick the right person to tell, they can probably help, depending on whether you're dead inside because you're depressed or a psychopath. The latter is incurable but the support of friends is invaluable in depression. I'm speaking from experience. I also do the aloof, overconfident façade.

>>599613860
i just wanted to see your frame to see what you are working with no homo
cant speak for the rest of /b/ tho

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>>599613246
Sorry, im just not comfortable with that.

>>599613316
Im looking for a meaning but i keep
coming across meaningless shit, idk.