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will post results, one moment please, your call is very important to us

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they're onto us

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>>599567110
yee

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this was one of you wasn't it

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Faggots.

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this is simply rude

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is anyone up for the challenge

>>599568532
Got the same thing
Sending hate mail now

>>599568662
I'd lurk for this

>>599569138
http://positivelytriggered.tumblr.com/
Follow my tumblr

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Dans Unlimited

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took forever to get this kid to do it. had to use google translate as a proxy.

>>599569599
Dubs.
Checked.
Also, funny seeing you here, Dan.
It's Faggot Asseaterson.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zPqujqWgjE

And OP taught you how to be a faggot.

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>>599569818
Well howdy Faggot Asseaterson, it's Slick Russelshot, but call me Dan.

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what a cheeky little cunt, ill smash u rite in the gabber

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>Not doing this on Shamchat which is Already filled with Tumblr tards "RPing" As their favorite Animu character

You Disappoint me /b/

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>>599570123
You just made my night, pal.

>>599569599
Cute. When's the wedding?

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Beware of Dan's

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>>599570494
When all the Dans out there in the wild wild west rejoice, partnah

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they are learning guys, soon they will be reading and writing just like real human beings

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>>599570290
The night's never made if the cattle ain't russselled, fella

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oh

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fresh oc

>>599566486
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi im daniel
You: aka dan
You: nice to meet you :)
Stranger: I just
Stranger: You
Stranger has disconnected.

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GUYS GET PEOPLE TO GO TO HAPPYPUPPIES.NET

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Ah, truly beautiful
A moment for the history books, /b/

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>>599566486

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>>599571137

>>599568115
haha

catcha : coopp

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>>599571838
SOMEONE OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE ME

Somepartner grab my lasso

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like tumblr.
You: hi im daniella
Stranger: heyo
You: aka dan
You: i just became daniella 3 days ago
You: i got my dick turned inside out :)
Stranger: noice Im pretty sure I just daned to you
You: oh cool
Stranger: that's hot
You: thanks
Stranger: let me fuck your inside out dick
You: no it still hurts
You: its a bit tender
Stranger: I'm gonna fuck the tits off it
Stranger has disconnected.

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tumblr people are very rude

Omelge not working for some reason.

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>>599572351
Forgot pic, fuck

>>599572578
I keep getting disconnected instantly, fuck.

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never forget my man top keys

>>599573319
My keys nigga

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Dan is powerfull

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Well this was uneventful...

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This killed me for some reason

king-and-country.com

///////

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>>599573319
Haha, well keyed my friend!

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>>599566486
Is it sad that I want some r34 on this kid in the drawing, his face just looks so fuckable.....

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Rude

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Drugs ._.

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Pic Related

fuck me this is boring http://logs.omegle.com/d0d9edb

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>>599574378
wrong image

>>599574472
nvm it got a bit better
http://logs.omegle.com/fc5d212

>>599574378
>>599574549
I dont know where the pic is Im sorry

>go to www.omegle.com
>enter interest chatroulette
>watch the world burn

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Well. This was better than the last.. I think.

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>>599574549
Explain yourself.

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woops

>>599574859
fuckin cwc
Is he out of jail yet btw?

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>>599574549
>>599574378
Ok this is the right image

>>599574921
hmm? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJbVx_0Cf3c

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>>599573864

>>599574859
i was cwc

>>599566486
That picture is one of the gayest shit i've ever read. Quit being emotionally attached to the fucking internet pleb

>>599575232
read the last one

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they didnt even help

>>599574921
that was an old youtube channel I had that I stopped posting too a while ago and deleted

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First tumblrite found

>>599568115
nigger this is not a cringe thread

>>599570261
I was banned from Shamchat, very sad. I probably shouldn't have kept calling people autistic.

>>599566486
You: HI M HERE
You: MY NAME IS DAN
Stranger: Hey my name is ashley
You: where u from ashley
You: btw my name is dan
Stranger: San francisco & you?
You: daaaaaaaan is the name babes
You: dan
Stranger: Hahah oaky
You: and im from Massachusetts
You: what do you wanna do ashley
Stranger: HI DAN . What do you wanna do DAN?
You: maybe dirty talk ASHLEY
You: ill make u say DAN
You: at CLIMAX
Stranger: Haha good one
You: my name is dan
Stranger: Omg yes Dan
Stranger: I know it's Dan
You: dandandandandandandandandandnadnadnadnandandandnadnadnadan
Stranger: great name btw
You: so ashley why is my name so gr8
Stranger: Cause I love the name Dan
Stranger: Sounds so cool
You: hahaha yeah
You: im dan
You: thattttts my nameee
You: dannnn
You: whats ur kik ashley
Stranger: Haha yeah i know !
Stranger: Twerk_me_styles lol
Stranger: You?
You: great! mine is
You: DANTHERAPISTPEDOPHILE
You: my real name is dan
You: haha
You: dan
Stranger: Ay but no nudes haha
You: ayy lmao
You: dan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KiWOacW-7IQ

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I tried. And I failed.

You: Hey
Stranger: I think I love you, Dan
You: I love you too, Dan
Stranger: thanks dan
Stranger: that means alot
You: No problem Dan. Anything for a friend
Stranger: can we have s-sex now?
You: *wags tail* Only if you whisper that you hate the patriarchy D-Dan...
Stranger: just kidding you fucking nigger
You: Youre toying with my emotions Dan
Stranger: you think I would fuck a filthy fuck like you?
You: I thought we had something Dan
Stranger: I was only joking my love
Stranger: I do Love you
You: You spooked me
Stranger: you are my true soul mate, Dan
You: Dan, before we make love, I have a question
Stranger: yes?
You: Can jet fuel melt steel beams?
Stranger: ....
Stranger: no
Stranger: OH SHIT

>>599575880
calm your ass down faggot

>the chatlog of a fucking champion
http://logs.omegle.com/42dc693c

You: hello beautiful
Stranger: kys

I love omegle

Can we go to the feminism interest next?

Stranger: hello
You: Hi
Stranger: I'm Dan
You: How's it going dan?
You: I'm Dan too.
Stranger: dan good
You: damn
You: hows it hanging dan
Stranger: you're so hot Dan
You: thanks dan, you aren't looking so bad yourself

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heres another

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>>599576448

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Smooth as fuck

You: Hey. I'm dan.
Stranger: hey
You: whats your name
Stranger: asl?
You: 20/male/us dan
Stranger: audrey
You: fuck off not dan

Quick cunts, on the feminism tag, give me things to say quick!

>>599577348
desudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesudesu

>>599577348
Men died for their rights, cunts cried for theirs.

>>599577348
what r ur thoughts on niggers

>>599577348
navy seal copypasta

Here y'all go:

logs dot omegle dot com slash f692a5f

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>WHAT THE HECKY PADALECKI

kek

Stranger: Hi Im Dan
You: bullshit
You: u aint dan
Stranger: yeh
Stranger: I am Dan, you are Dan.
Stranger: Everyone is Dan on the inside
Stranger: Dan is everywhere. Dan is everything. Dan is everyone
You: DAN
I
AM
Stranger: Every person you have met, everyone you have made eye contact with, everyone you passed on the street
Stranger: They
Stranger: Are all Dan
Stranger: You just have to look deeper
Stranger: and find the true meaning of Dan

If one of you fucks are this Luciana slut ill kill all of you

>>599577799
Check em ;)

http://logs.omegle.com/fc9239f

heres mine

>>599577914
wow, what a big faggot

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Which one of you niggers is this

What the dan did you just fucking dan about me, you little dan? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy dans, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaedan, and I have over 300 confirmed dans. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top dan in the entire US armed dans. You are nothing to me but just another dan. I will wipe you the fuck out with dan the likes of which has never been seen before on this dan, mark my fucking dans. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the dan? Think again, dan. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dans across the DAN and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the dan, maggot. The dan that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your dan. You’re fucking dead, dan. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred dans, and that’s just with my bare dans. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed dan, but I have access to the entire dan of the United States Marine dans and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable dan off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “dan” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking dan. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn dan. I will shit dan all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, dan.

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>tfw you get banned for spamming the Navy Seal Copypasta

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Where the Dan's at?

>Error connecting to server. Please try again

Have not been on the fucking site in years, couldn't have been banned

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fucking dan trying to melt steel beams like a faggot

>>599578894
I'm on the site and having some dandy conversations. Where the fuck are you?

i've been lucky there are many non dans to trawl
You: hey :3
Stranger: hey
You: how's it going?
Stranger: pretty good
You: I'm dan :)
Stranger: whats your name?
You: ITS DAN
You: DAAAAAAN
You: DAN
You: it's dan
Stranger: ok now this is pissing me off
You: I don't understand
You: I'm just good ol' dan?
Stranger: why
Stranger: why
Stranger: DAN
Stranger: HUH
You: http://happypuppies.net/
You: everything will be explained
Stranger: I swear to fucking Satan
You: swear to dan
Stranger: why do you do this
Stranger: is this cyber terrorism
Stranger: it should be
You: i'm just dan *shrugs*
Stranger: no dan can fuck his own asshole
Stranger: can you tell me why
You: dan is many. dan is legion
You: dan needs no reason. dan simply is
Stranger has disconnected.

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Which one of you was it?

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>>599566486
Fixed it

>>599579244
>>599573319
Two posts about me lel

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Well this happened on the feminism tag :>

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like tumblr.

You: whats kickin muthafucka!

Stranger: nm bitch hows shit been

You: Dank and nasty. yoself?

Stranger: not so good since mama passed away

You: I ate a live piglet this morning. bacon takes too long to cook

You: what did mama do

Stranger: she chocked on some dick

You: you killed a man didnt you? drove her to it

You: goddamn poor boy

You: you aint get no sympathy from me

Stranger: ayyyy lmao

You: grief feelin like a landslide?
Stranger has disconnected.

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WHO THE FUCK WAS THIS

>>599566486
deviantart taught him to aspire? It taught me that seeing Lara Croft or Wonder Woman in bondage led me into rape port

My name is Dan, and I hate you. You are a fat, retarded, no-life who spends every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are a faggot who should just kill yourself. Thanks for listening.

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>>599580153
Guilty

>>599580356
lol I'm a little drunk obviously

>>599578735
I mean... Danned

>>599566486
This is seriously pathetic.
But I guess every generation thinks they're gifted or special because blahblahblah.
You're exactly the same as the last 10,000 generations, except maybe that your attention span is 140 characters or less.

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kekkles have been kekked
>inb4 dubs get

>>599580869
>no dubs
>fucking faggot

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Top keys dan lol

you:sup
stranger: hii
you:so do you like rape
stranger: what the fuck
stranger: um no
you: thats the spirit
you: give rape a chance
you: but just dont be too enthusiastic about it
stranger has disconnected

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we got a fighter

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This thread has truly introduced me to some diverse people and the struggles they face

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uhhh kek?

>>599579765
Kek

dan goes in all fields

You both like tumblr.
You: heyy
Stranger: hi
You: how's it going?
Stranger: good, you?
You: not bad, lol can't sleep tonight i guess
You: how about you?
Stranger: i never sleep honestly
You: hah i know that feel
You: so are you into feminism and stuff?
Stranger: of course, but i'm not stupid about it. like some girls are illogical
You: yeah damn feminazis. me, i'm more preferably to straight rape i guess.
You: Oh, I'm dan by the way :3
Stranger: rape?
You: as in, nonconsensual sex. my motto is, "whatever i finds, I keeps"
Stranger has disconnected.

>>599581334
awww shit son you be da gay nigga i wuz talkin to

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I feel insulted now

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Smooth as Dans ass

>>599566486
You: his this is dan :^)
Stranger: shut up dan
Stranger: your not cool
You: you're*
You: illiterate fuck
Stranger: you woman hating bastard
You: im a white male
Stranger: are u haking me
You: straight
You: ip logged
You: reported 2 fbi
Stranger: why are u the only one i get
Stranger: YOU HACK
Stranger: stop
You: ayy
Stranger: i dont want to talk to u anymore dan
Stranger: let me talk to other ppl
Stranger: i am trans
Stranger: this is offensice
Stranger: offensive*
Stranger: please stop
You: i hit women
You: wymn
Stranger: youre a terrible person
Stranger: all men should die
You: 1/10
Stranger: YOU ARE OPPRESSING ME
You: >trying this hard
Stranger: NOW DISSCONNECT AND LET ME TALK TO OTHER PPL
Stranger: DAN YOU CUNT
You: see you soon :^)
You have disconnected.

which one of you faggots was this

>>599581749
Well, at least I'm not an illiterate nigger who can't speak if Jan Goodall was telling him to

>>599581853
kek that was me

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Guys he's serious, he still hasn't stopped

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anon was not interested in the conversation i started

>>599571539
do i dare ask wtf is happypuppies.net

im trying to pin this on livejournal

>>599582572
its an old meme site, kind of like 9gag. Go there if you wanna kek at the memage.

>>599582324
>Guys he
Whatup faggot, ty for the link m8e

http://logs.omegle.com/b7c0ebc5

>>599577677
>it's a meme
Hey faglord.

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Was this actually one of you faggots?

>>599581092
Hi there. 'Twas me :)

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>kek

http://logs.omegle.com/c8d4825

Oh gawd guys.

One actually thinks iI'm called Dan. And that I'm jewish. And that I feel the pain of the six millions. And that I've never felt so horrified since I saw a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
What do?

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>>599566486
Trolls trolling trolls thinking that there trolling other trolls when in reality they are only trolling themselves.

>>599583454
post screen shots

>>599566486
You: hi
Stranger: Jesus
Stranger: I swear to GOD if this is fucking Dan
Stranger: Again
You: who?
Stranger: Dan
You: who's dan
Stranger: he's like the only one with this tag tonight
You: oh, lol
You: so what's up
Stranger: Trying to find something good here on Omegle
Stranger: EXCEPT DAN
You: lol
You: try a different tag maybe
You: this is actually dan btw
You: i lied
You: sorry
Stranger: shit
You: see you soon :^)
You: friend
Stranger: >.>
You: xd
Stranger: whatever

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I encountered a true gentleman

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Dan will never die

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>>599583517
Coming

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>>599584102

I only have the Bee Movie Script and Shrek on a notepad, which other movies should I get?

>>599583738
did i do gud daddy ;)

You: so you are a tumblr type person?
Stranger: a bit
You: i am looking for somone to answer some questions for an article im working on for the huffington post
Stranger: what is it
You: if you like i can either use your quotes anonymously or link your tumblr page int he article
Stranger: anonymously
You: no headline yet, but basically about how tumblr is used by its users, what the social climate is liek now, and how it has changed
You: ok thats fair enough, not everyone wants the kind of traffic that this sort of thing can bring
Stranger: well for a trans woman who identifies as a man i can say that i have not seen much bad change
Stranger: you can use my self given name in the article as dan
You: what the hecky padelecki?
You: ;) nice one bruh, i was going for a long game ont his one too.
You: screencap it!
Stranger: ell gg
Stranger: me too

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: this is dan wbu?
You: dan?
You: I'm CIA
Stranger: oh shit

Anyone eles think OP trolled us?

>>599584365
>inb4 leaguefag

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>>599584178
by the way, typing on phones is shit

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I still don't want your gay babies

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My brother, until we meet again.

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honeydicked

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>>599566486
The saddest thing about your picture is that those mega-corporations are trading your privacy around like candy, or as they say, 'the user is the product'.
This generation is the sheep generation, being led by the nose-ring they installed in themselves.

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this suckers are boring

>>599566486
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: whats up
Stranger: I sometimes have feels for my best friend lol
You: what kind of feels
Stranger: like, feelings that I like him.
You: so what's wrong with that?
Stranger: I dunno, it's just that I don't want to ruin our friendship since we've been friends for like 5 years.
You: well is it worth the risk
Stranger: I've honestly got no idea.
You: what if he feels the same way
Stranger: Well sometimes he says stuff that's suggestive that he likes me.
You: go for it
Stranger: I'm hesitant to.
You: just do what i do
You: say fuck it
You: then go for it
Stranger: okkay, I'll try.
You: btw im dan
Stranger: FUCK IT ILL HAVE YOU DAN
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
Stranger: TAKE ME AS I AM
You: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
You: WIIILLLL ALLLLLLLLWAAAYYYYYYYYSSS LOOOOOOOOOVEEE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: I love you dan.
You: <3
Stranger: kiss me dannnn
You: i cant
Stranger: Why
You: im 12
You: what is this
Stranger: I'm 12 too
Stranger: Let's do this
Stranger: Dan & dan will wed.
You: but i must go
You: my planet needs me
Stranger: DAN MARRY ME
Stranger: asshole
You: B-BUT DAN
Stranger: BBBUT HAVE ME DAN
Stranger: I love u

ou both like tumblr.
Stranger: hi
You: hey whatsup
Stranger: not much, you?
You: not to much jsut hanging out.
You: working actually, btu its super slow tonight.
Stranger: what do you do?
You: night auditor at a days inn
Stranger: cool wish i had a job
You: well i heard that home depot is hiring
Stranger: home depot sucks
You: but if your not careful, they'll SCREW you on hours.
You: get it?
Stranger: yes
You: \my buddy dan told me that joke earlier.
Stranger: fuck that dude dan
You: lol you know him?
Stranger: i heard he shoves catfish up his asshole
You: from bangledesh? danipuri patel?
Stranger: then has his father piss in his nose
You: the fish thing is false, but his father was a montser
Stranger: nah dan totally shoved catfish up his ass
You: wow.
Stranger: he liked when he tired to pull it out, it would barb him
You: that does sound liek dan.
Stranger: dan is a freak, fuck him
You: anyway, have a good night dan.

>>599584685
BROTHER!

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here is a big one folks

OP is a faggot

>>599585135
My brother, we have been reunited!

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I'm not getting you dinner Dan

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Jesus fucking Christ,this guy had the script to shrek

>>599585472
IT HAS BEEN 10 WHOLE MINUTES OH MY GOD

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>hecky padelecki

>>599570220
Fuck off autistic weeaboo faggot nobody cares about your anime shit

>>599566486
>"this generation was the first to be raised online"
nope, everything listed below was created AFTER the internet became a common place as far out as the country. the internet was accessible in the 80's. not 00's.

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>>599585826
Again. Sup faggot

>>599583353
Stranger: Hi
You: Are you Dan.
Stranger: M
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Are u?
You: No
You: But every Dan I talk to is rude, and disrespectful.
Stranger: Ohhhh so there are many bastards Dan here
Stranger: Am totally fade up from that bastards
Stranger: So ur name?
You: Ashley
Stranger: Hi Ashley
Stranger: Am Logan
Stranger: Nice and sweet name
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: India
Stranger: Wbu?
You: Arlen. Its in America
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: So ur age?
You: Old enough to smoke dank kush, and 360 noscope fags.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: I think u love to be angry
You: I do.
You: I love BDSM.
You: The book Fifty Shades Of Grey opened my mind into a whole new world.
Stranger: Ohhhhhhhhh got it
Stranger: U r quite brave
Stranger: :)
You: How so?
Stranger: To except this that u love BDSM
Stranger: ;)
You: I just love to tie a man up.
Stranger: Haha nice
You: Its so...invigorating.
Stranger: Ohhhhhh
You: Unlike most of the time, where I am treated like shit by men because I am a woman
You: I get to be in charge
Stranger: Haha I got u
Stranger: Kik?
You: The best way I know to defeat the Patriarchy.
You: No
Stranger: Ok btw are u working or a student
Stranger: ??
You: both
Stranger: Ok and what's ur work?
Stranger: Is it related to sex

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inb4 illuminacho

>>599586224
Stranger: ??
You: I work at a comic book store.
You: There are some xxx books, but mostly the regular stuff
Stranger: Heyyyy Ashley I like comics
You: oh reallly?
Stranger: Yeahhh a lot
Stranger: Are u?
You: Yup.
You: I am a DC girl.
Stranger: Ohhhhh wowwwww I love DC and marvel too
Stranger: Its fabulous to hear this from u
You: What Flash died in Crisis ON Infinite Earths?
Stranger: Are u testing me ;) ?
You: Yes
Stranger: Ashley :P
You: Fast or I will think you are googling the answers
Stranger: What if I say I like the Superman and Spiderman more
Stranger: And hell rider
Stranger: And phantom etc
You: Ghost Rider?
Stranger: Ohhhh yeahhh
Stranger: Sorry
You: Even the biggest of comic book casuals know what Flash died in COIE
Stranger: Miss spelled
You: I bet you are just a pleb who watches the movies

>>599584937
thats funny

>>599585663
Well then you get no butt sex Dan. Your loss.

kalsjafklshfka

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFPHh08DXE

You both like tumblr.
Stranger: what is dan
You: hithere
You: dan is a guy
Stranger: he keeps harrasing me
You: i guess. ive been getting alot of them tongiht
Stranger: i need help
Stranger: how do i call the police on him
You: i thought maybe he was tracking my IP
You: well, my uncle is a 2nd LT in the 3rd web batallion of the internet police
You: maybe i could give him a call
Stranger: WOA
Stranger: you have an awesome uncle
You: hes pretty good. 3rd batallion is PEACEKEEPING division
Stranger: my dad is locked up in guantanamo bay for raping his squad leader in afghanistan
Stranger: i dont want to be a soldier
Stranger: ever
You: spends most of his time doing counter insurgency ops on 4chan and livejournal
Stranger: who is 4chan?
You: some hacker
Stranger: i heard he is a hacker
You: yeah you heard right.
Stranger: yea
Stranger: we need to bring him down
Stranger: he is the cause of all self harm in the world
You: word ont he street is his real name is Daniel Moot Chan the 4th
You: ie 4-chan
Stranger: im calling the police now
Stranger: im gonna say moot is a rapist
Stranger: daniel mott
You: youtube that shit and post int he dan thread bruh
Stranger: i will thx
You: kbye!
Stranger: btw ur the only non dan ive met thank you so much
You: dan ftw
Stranger: i was about to cut
Stranger: nigger
You: hahahaha
Stranger has disconnected.

>>599586690
Stranger: Nope
Stranger: Its not a truth
Stranger: I like both a lot
Stranger: Tbh
You: Who is the black and hispanic spiderman?
You: Who "killed" Superman?
Stranger: It was a material come from space
Stranger: A liquid one
You: Q1: Miles Morales
You: Q2: Doomsday
You: You don't read comicS
Stranger: Haha can I touch ur feet
Stranger: U r fabulous
Stranger: Tbh
Stranger: Haha awesome
You: My feet?
Stranger: Yup
Stranger: U r awesome
You: LOL, Where are you from?
Stranger: Haha after this shame deafeat
Stranger: I think ma country don't accept me
Stranger: ;) lol
You: I mean like where do you live now
You: Still India?
Stranger: Yeahhhh am an Indian ashley
Stranger: As no doubt
Stranger: U r intelligent
Stranger: Very very
You: Yeah, I have a 4.0, and in highschool I graduated with a 4.5

>>599586213
Should've figured you'd be here

>>599586794
Baby please

>>599586933
Stranger: Are u wanna want to guess ma profession too
Stranger: ;) :P?
You: Are you a professional faggot?
Stranger: That's creepy. Am electronics and robotics engineering student
Stranger: Haha but love to meet u Ashley
You: Reallly?
Stranger: Friends ?
You: Do you ever build dildos?
Stranger: Haha nope
You: Big 11 inch vibrating ones?
You: Come on
You: I know what you boys do when you get together
Stranger: Haha but I love to build one
You: Boys can be so naughty
Stranger: If we become friends
Stranger: ;)
You: Maybe
You: Ill think about it.
Stranger: Ok ur time starts now
Stranger: 1 minute left
Stranger: ;)
You: Prove to me you are not a beta faggot
You: or, even worse, a nigger
Stranger: Haha I don't think so
Stranger: Are u?
Stranger: Am a decent guy
Stranger: B-)
You: I don't know...
Stranger: Ok so am not a faggot
You: What are the two main strands of weed?
You: marijuana
You: as in "dat loud" or "dat dank"
Stranger: Can I tell u I am electronics and robotics student
Stranger: So have little
Stranger: Knowledge
Stranger: About
Stranger: Other thingz
You: What does a vagina taste like?

>>599586040
it was meee