ITT: Stop the meteor.Go.
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ITT: Stop the meteor.
Go.
The moon decides to go real fast
NOOO
Fucking hate Gimp...
>>599537033
Then use photshop ya dirty cunt.
>>599537033
wtf
3d glasses aint going to help m8
>>599537195
kek
>>599537165
can't on linux, windows is heavy for the programs i use :S
>>599536601
I totally forgot to bring an octagon!
>MY CAPTCHA WAS EDGSY
>>599537360
Then don't use Linux you dirty cunt.
That's not meteor, that's the almighty FSM
shrink ray c:
>>599537976
>implying a meteor that size wouldn't annihilate humanity anyway
>>599537789
you're no fun
We send the guy from Armageddon
>>599537195
3D glasses will make one die earlier
>>599538343
LOL
>>599537769
i kekd
>>599537769
fantastic
>your mom
America has this covered
>>599539111
KEK
>>599537195
No, I'm sure this is a Portal reference... I hope...
What would happen?
build a place where you can survive from this shit,let everyone else die.at least then you would be somebody instead of a fucking faggot like you are.the last man on earth.
memes
>>599537165
>>599537195
>>599539005
>>599540037
>>599540488
Fuck you all, i said i hate Gimp, cannot use Photoshop on linux
Just dig a giant hole
>>599541065
omg thats actually genius idea
>>599540507
>>599541065
That is just ridiculous, this is a serius question
do i have autism?
there was never a meteor to begin with. It was just a figment of our imagination so we could pretend that we didn't cut giant holes in the earth that will kill us. We want to be killed by an outside threat, not ourselves
>>599541296
hahaha yeah we can see it is
>>599541387
wtf thats so deep man
>>599541387
A FILAMENT OF MY IMAGE NATION
>>599541367
kek
>>599541367
Fuckin nazies, counquering the moon..
>>599542410
triggered
>>599541367
I knew the nazi were on the moon !
mfw
Final solution
Wake up sheeple the meteor is an inside job
A method i call the surround technique
It was only Earth's memories
>>599540336
kek'd
>>599537195
lel
"drawn by Tom, age 5"
>>599543373
lalallalallalalalalla
Good script bra
>>599539904
Is that a Möbius strip?
>>599540833
nice
The ultimate sacrifice
it's not even our planet. why should we care?
I feel bad being the only person with the correct answer
But I won't share it because I know it will make me money one day, not if I post it here
>>599543956
/thread
what meteor?
Change Perspectives Niggers
>>599541065
>cqfd
>not QED
c'est pas banal
We can't escape it
>>599544338
>force force force force force
kek
>>599537976
thats cute i like it
>>599541478
Underated post
Fuck you Sephirooth
>>599544631
En effet mon cher
>>599536022
get ready for them feels
>>599543699
It's a fence
>>599545182
Fuck you anon
#2 when
>>599544338
haha nice
>>599536022
as an astronomer this picture really fucking irks me
>>599544338
Best one so far, many keks sir
>>599538343
>Thank you saving the planet. Now we have another issue.
Points to juden scum of israel
>>599545442
as a normal person, your pretentious post really fucking irks me
>>599545442
top kek
>>599545649
irks?
>>599545649
All I am saying is that the moon should be in the upper part of the picture. No one notices in fallout 3 and NV the moon's phases are fucking BACKWARDS .
>as an astronomer
>>599544828
What a twist!
>>599545967
Would it not depend on the perspective of the photo
>>599546119
fedorable
>>599544985
lazy bastard
>>599545649
pretentious?
>>599545967
not only are you the only person to care about moon placement, you haven't even considered the possibility that the perspective is different due to the fact that you can be ANYWHERE in space
>>599543373
Your post changed my life. It's like I'm seeing colors I never knew existed
>>599542786
Also an excellent post
>>599544338
God damn it.
>>599546207
No because the south pole is not dominant in our society. Yeah space has no up or down but humans decided that the northern hemi is more important so the moon should always be depicted there.
>>599546119
fucking funny + kek'd
>>599546422
We got deathstar!
>>599545038
You do realise that a meteor, even at that reduced size comparison would still be more than enough to destroy our way of life and devastate most of the planet. right?
>>599543373
Way better than the Twilight saga
>>599546270
touché
>>599546450
should've been a lazer
>>599545182
oh GOD
i got this
>>599546270
My NIGGA
>>599547312
Damn straight.
I suck at this.
>>599547499
......Just a straight miss there
Good try though we're all kill
>>599546022
As an astrologer, i deal on a daily basis with assburgers
>>599547166
Beat me to it, fucking sourdick stole my dubs
>>599547644
Winner.
6/6 anime.
Leave it to Daigo...
just attach a flashlight to earth and turn it on
light speed out of danger.
Fuck niggers
>>599547636
MS paint cant rotate shit..
So yeah. I didnt have the technology to save us.
>>599548331
Shouldn't be Ken ?
>>599546777
nice trips
wait a sec
can jet fuel melt a meteor?
>>599548636
Did what I could with the limited time frame. Surprisingly googling "Third strike parry" was less helpful than I thought it would be.
>>599540905
wow, what a faggot
how about you get a pc so you can use every relevant program in existence
Send in the Iron Giant
Balls happen to be Pac-Man's favorite food. Why can't we just inject him with some growth serum and throw him at the sky?
>>599548893
What's weird is nobody has put up the WTC.
Nothing MAC and his IWI Tavor can't stop
This planet, there is some sort of presence, a very dark presence...
>>599550471
fuck that feminazi piece of shit
Really nobody did this yet?
>>599551288
winrar
>>599551288
check'd
>>599551288
We have an epic winner
>>599551288
3x dubs?! that meteor is destroyed!
>>599537976
a shrink ray to no effect newfag. The shrinking does not change the mass of the meteor, only the density.
Dense meteor will strike the earth with the same force as the larger meteor, with much more pressure being exerted at ground zero.
do u evn fisics?
These things
>>599552056
silly misslie, only of meatball
>>599538343
That swastika is backwards you fucking kike.
>>599552583
not in space
>>599538463
Who's that guy?
>>599551806
The only dubs that count are the 88 you retarded newfag, lurk moar.
>>599553116
meme creator
>>599553116
Anita Sarkeesian's husband
Christopher Poole-Sarkeesian
>>599553116
a faggot
>>599553116
>tfw from now on fewer and fewer people will recognise mot's glorious face
>>599537769
lol'd
>>599541478
top kek
Lets just take the earth, and move it some where else.
>>599554593
>dat gif
Oh god, my fucking eyes...
>>599545038
That would cause mass extinction. Rupture colossal planes of the Earth. Some may survive temporarily, but our ecosystem would be at end, as would be our species.
>>599555662
fucking seizure inducing m8
>>59555555
>>599554807
I like this
Anything else OP?
>>599546225
truth though
