>>599158977
bump

>>599158977
I would take her back to my place and give her a bowl of eggs.

>>599160041

By the look on her face that ass was sore for a while.

>>599161257
haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599158977
I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in, 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation
I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say, "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless, longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
(I bless the rain)
I bless the rains down in Africa
I bless the rains down in Africa
(Ah, gonna take the time)
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

>>599161257
haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599160635
Kek

>>599162153
God damn you Toto, making me feel

>>599161257
>haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599162950
>a drunk chick will never piss on your dick

>>599160523
sauce?

>>599161257
haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599162677
Ayy

>>599163721
Dat ass is lubed

>>599162396
who is this girl? i saw her many times but don't know who she is... any ideas?

>>599164037
Your mother

#REKT
#DE_DUST_ROYED

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>>599164037
>girl

>>599161257
I swear that is my herp who I just got off the derp too haha

haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599164215
>heroin
Bitch you fucked

>>599164115
totally asking for it.

>white girls
>nigger detected

also...
>>599162153
Its MISS the rains you analinguist

>>599161257
haha i swear to god that is my ex gf who i just fot off the phone with haha

>>599163187
haha i swear to god that is my ex gf who i just got off the phone with haha

haha i wear to god that is my phone who i just got off the ex gf with haha

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>>599164748
no...its not. http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/toto/africa.html
also it's a spambot...youre a fuckin idiot for arguing with a spambot. AND BEING WRONG

>>599161257
haha i swear to god that is my ex gf who i just fot off the phone with haha

>>599160635
newfags not getting this

>>599165034
What gaming system is that?

I wish there was a tumblr with endless photos of this

>>599165291
PS4 Slim :^)

>>599165291
The orginal Dreamcast, they scrapped it for the Genesis

>>599165291
Playstation

>>599165516
Ahh got ya

Anyone got webm of this?

>>599165830
She's not going to be sitting down for awhile

>>599164037
haha I swear to god that is my ex who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599165162
OK now I argue with u

AZ is not perfect. I've spotted bad lyrics on those sites before.

>>599162830
Where's the sharpie?

>>599165034
> 11'7 ps one masterrace reporting in!

>>599165250
that meme's like 4 months old

1.Lying
2.alcohol
3.?????
4.PROFIT

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>>599162677
This is making me actually wheeze with laughter and I have no idea why

>>599160041
Pic on the left looks like the chick from Napoleon Dynamite with the crooked pony tail.

>>599166762
drunk not dead, nigga

>>599167030
too soon

>>599165034
mmm ps1

>>599167030
Perfect timing

>>599160041
Sauce?

>>599161257
haha with phone the off got just I who gf ex my is that god to swear I haha

>>599160041
Any moar pics of that?

>>599167463
l know right?? jaja ;)

>>599160041

Did... did the guy fucking her up the ass steal her watch?

>>599166142
this is a beautiful photograph

any peeing?

any legit videos of molesting/fucking drugged up or drunk girls, i had this really good one on mless of this british guy who drugs his friends gf or something on the couch, and she had huge tits and he fucked her. can't find it anymore though.

>>599167033
u and me both /b/ro

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This bitch fell asleep like this last weekend in Vegas kek

>>599164215
Enjoy those pearly whites while you can lol

>>599164458

TRAYVON??!

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>>599161152

>>599168149
I have to loose my phone now

>>599161732

What a tease of a picture.

The camera person should've took another one of her delicious ass from behind!

>>599167030
too soon man.... too soon

>>599167683
Haha wtf. How did you even see that?

New XXX chan (link is hidden)

http://mobi.io/e5b

>>599162153
gtfo 4chan faggot

>>599168149
You can't catch the kalac

>>599160635
top kek

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>>599168736

>>599162153
i always thought it was "a hundred men on mars could ever do"

>>599162790
That ain't no white girl.

>>599168149
Are they going to execute him? I haven't heard an update

>>599168560

Looking in detail at how cute the girl is in the first pic vs how miserable her drunk ass looks in the second.

He is giving it to her up the ass right? Or is that doggy style?

>>599161257
haha with phone the off got just I who gf ex my is that god to swear I haha

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>>599158977
I like your DUBS

>>599162790
OP SAID WHITE GIRLS, NOT ANY OF YOUR STUPID NIGGERS!

Captcha: "heelp" ghosts /b/?

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>>599168901

ITT date rape victims

>>599167030
haha I swear to god that is my ex gf who I just got off the phone with haha

>>599169111
Maybe, he tried to kill an inmate in prison.
Apparently he caught the guy cheating on him too. Poor david

http://m.kirotv.com/news/news/murder-suspect-accused-trying-kill-fellow-inmate/njhQc/

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>>599169246
Suck my cock faggot
I'll do what I want.

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>>599169577

>>599164748
this guy is right. it's "miss" the rains.

>>599169577
lol his bail for this is 1 million.
Kalac is the 3 million dollar /b/tard

>>599169577
He's pleading not guilty wtf it wasn't exactly the most subtle murder

>>599162396
Reminds me of the first drunk girl I fucked.

Man, passed out girls make me hard as diamonds

>>599160041

So is she passed out and feeling pain in her sleep, or semi-awake and wishing that she wasn't?

>>599164115
I swear to god, that's my ex who I just got off the phone with
>Swear to god.
>Swear to me

>>599170340
>Post murdered girlfriend on 4chan
>2 million bail
>pleads not guilty
>Video shows him trying to murder inmate
>1 million bail
>pleads not guilty

David Kalac is king.
David Kalac is the 3 million dollar /b/tard

>>599164194
>kekeled

>>599162790
MOAR

wasted nigras!!!! My dick wont get hard to white girls anymore I'm too retarded!

>>599168149
What happened to that guy tho?

>>599171012
that bitch even legal?

>>599164194
>#getalodeofthisnogga
>#getrektnerd

>>599171739
Turned himself in, pled not guilty, 2 mil bail, tried to murder another inmate, pled not guilty, +1mil bail, looking at death penalty, will probably get it

>>599164853
More of her pls

>>599163678

Found it

video2006209/blowjob_from_a_passed_out_party_girl

>>599171891
by now she is

>>599172405
danke

>>599172548
haha.

>>599161257
haha I swear to god I'm that girl and my faggot ex just got off the phone with me
haha

>>599162790
Strangely desiring a lusty drunk af black woman passed out and requiring being carried

>>599172764
haha that really sucks. I hope you let him have it haha

>>599170459

To me she wants to say
>I wish I hadn't had all those drinks, and arranged for a cab home instead of letting these guys take me to a dirty hotel room

But instead is thinking
>hmmm-mmmy ass!

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this is from a thread where some dude came in his drunk sister. i dont have any of the other pics

>>599164301
I know exactly where this is.

God damn, we don't get enough Melbourne bitches threads.

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>>599167485
Does this count as CP?

>>599173214
Archive?

>>599161257
>haha I am to phone that is your ex gf who I just dooga booga off the pepperoni pizza with haha

>>599161782
Thats a really cool story bro

I am Spartacus

>>599170249
>http://m.kirotv.com/news/news/murder-suspect-accused-trying-kill-fellow-inmate/njhQc/
I like how they said he manipulated the lock mechanism...with cardboard..

>>599173214
More of story

>>599166747
the fuck? you're joking right

>>599175398
I am spartacus!

>>599178139
nope

>>599175398
he is actually spartacus