start a thread on /b/

search for nearest shelter

>>599140742
summon mother nature

yahoo answers

suck own dick>>599140742

fuck self in ass

dig a shallow hole, take a nap in it.

>>599140742
I see a cannabis plant. I take a big nug and put it in my pocket... this might come in handy

end the thread check this 1

>>599141331
winrar

>>599141331
winrar

>>599141331
you heard it here first folks

these threads are fun why do they keep getting deleted? I get the roll threads that banned just because they are rolling to roll but this shit is creative and cumulative.

>>599141824
only if op delivers

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>>599141331
You fuck yourself in the ass with a finger. It hurts and you feel no satisfaction. You manage to tear it a bit and you are feeling uncomfortable.


Roll 2 to decide what you do.

find shelter

better masturbate to make myself feel better

>>599142025
Curse the gods for tearing your asshole

Using your knife-like finger nail, you carve a bow and arrow out of the tree limb you break off.

climb tree

do a backflip into the tree to see where you are

break a branch off the tree

>>599142025
commit suicide

>>599142412
winrar

>>599142471
reroll

>>599142412
winrar

sit until night time.

>>599142025
Craft a trap to capture a rabbit for dinner

>>599142025
Take a shit and begin jerking off to it.

>>599142780
Reroll

>>599142025
look around for plants and herbs to heal your asshole, if it works fuck yourself with a branch from a tree

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Don't worry guys op will surely delivar

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>>599142412
Somehow you manage to backflip onto a tree branch. You see a small house not so far away.

Roll 3 to decide what you do.

use toilet to take shit

>>599143303
i enter it and find the inhabitants and rape them to death

Fuck captain Picard

do a 720 tomahawk backflip into the house

>>599143303
smash through door into house with dick hanging out

>>599143303
turn 360 degrees and walk away

>>599143303
Turn around and look for something else

>>599143303
Commit suicide

>>599143303
Break your leg off

Attempt to jump to the house with a sick backflip

>>599143303
prolapse anus

>>599143608
Reroll

bellow a war cry and crash through door with dick hanging out

eat doritos

enslave a semi intelligent racoon named rocket that is inside the house

break off two tree branches to make nunchuks out of, then stealthily stalk the house

>>599143673
winrar

Kek

>>599143673
winrar
>gross

do a bump of coke off a hookers ass

>>599143673
Winnn

run into the houses wall face first

>>599143673
such a useless worthless dumb answer... way to ruin this shit

>>599143707
spicy doritos?

kill tumblr

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>>599143673
You prolapse your anus. It hurts and you feel very uncomfortable. You hear cracking sounds, somebody is walking not so far away from you.

Roll 4 to decide what you do.

no cool ranch

>>599144123
Kill self

put on winged fedora

no scope time

>>599144123
cum on persons face whose comming

>>599144123
fashion prolapsed anus into noose and hang him from the branch you are on

RUNNNNNN!!!

>>599144123
rape other person

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>>599144123
I really really like this image

dash towards the sound and eat its face

>>599144123
post memes on reddit

front flip back flip to the house

>>599144326
reroll

>>599144123
Post memes on 4chan

>>599144123
Give him a bj

run screaming towards the sound and eat its face

Find moot in distance, you find moot next to a nigger fucking moots gf and moot is jacking off to it

>>599144326
This

you hide behind the house waiting for the person behind you, while you wait for them you fashion a mudbloodball using the blood from your prolapsed anus

Take a shit to unprolapse anus

>>599144346
Reroll

donkey punch the person coming

>>599144123
rape him

hyh

>>599144326
do this

>>599144123
Fuck yourself in the ass again, this time with your dick

>>599144123
up from the treetop pee on whoever is coming and yell defending your territory

Tree turns into ent

>>599144527
reroll for this

Fall and shove stranger up prolapsed anus

decapitate person coming

jump through house window to escape

>>599144353
roll

tear off other persons skin, wear as cape

>>599144326
Rollio

pull foreskin over his head

>>599144123
Summon Mecha-Hitler to defend you

>>599144634
Winrar

>>599144326
This

>>599144634
winrar

Run towards the house while jerking off

>>599144634
winner

>>599144634
oh god winrar here

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>>599144634
You quickly get off the tree and run to hide behind the house. However, before managing to fashion a mudbloodball you spot a blonde female approaching the house. She does not notice you.

Roll 5 to decide what you do.

>>599145505
rape her

>>599145550
reroll for rape

get diabeetus

rollin for enslaving her and making her carry my stuff like a bitch

>>599145550
Roll

>>599145609
RE ROLL FOR RAPE

run away

>>599145505
shit in hand, throw shit at girl

>>599145505
ask her what time it is

>>599145505
Ignore her sweet ass

>>599145725
7zip

>>599145755
winrar

>>599145725
>>599145755
dubs>singles?

>>599145755
winrar

>>599145505
Make her fist you in the dick hole

>>599145505
POST MEMES ON LE REDDIT

>>599144527
This since you cheated last time

climb to top of house, ray mysterio jr jump off the top deck DDP her neck and throatfuck her face. fasten a bow out of her hair and tree branch and use her bones as an arrow..lets go hunting

>>599145505
Scare her so bad that she gets an prolapsed anus too. Force her to make a bloodmudball. That way you will have a spare one for your inventory. (Maybe they are worth some money)

>>599145831
1st winrar>2nd winrar

op?

op is kill?

ra[e pfver;pad

Rolling for 6, Kick open the house door every body get up and do the dinosaur

hurry the fuck up faggot op

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>>599145725
>>599145755
You approach the woman to ask her the time and/or rape her, but before you open your mouth, you get hit in the head. You wake up in an empty room. There is a window and a door.

Roll 6 to decide what you do.

rip op

op you mother fucker get in here

>>599146691
shout "ayy lmao"

get swatted

niggers tongue my anous

Summon russian bear to help me escape

>>599146691
put door in prolapsed anus.

>>599146691
Call upon Mecha-Hitler to bust you out

>>599146691
eat a hotdog

niggers tongue my anus

>>599146691
find her and rape her

>>599146691
punch the door down with your giant weiner

>>599146691
shout "allahu akbar"

>>599146873
>[
rollin

>>599146691
Fist yourself in the dick hole

turn into a grill

scoop out your right eyeball with your hand

do enough push ups/jack off (collect the semen for later use) until you can bust through the door

>>599146903
rolley poley

>>599146691
Die

Break door, use doorknob to break window, jack off onto anyone below.

>>599146691
rape self in ass

>>599146966
this

climb out window

>>599146691
Drink own cum after fap thinking the bitch

>>599146691
Break window make glass shank and shoulder chrage threw door

>>599146986
lol oh

>>599146691
Sleep

>>599146966
unfortunately winrar

>>599146986
winrar

do the shiggy diggy

Knock on door

>>599146966
yep

>>599146691
break own elbow joint

>>599140742
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what is this minecraft?

in insanity/desperation I cut off and eat my own feet.

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>>599146966
You shout "allahu akbar". Nobody responds.

Roll 7 to decide what you do.

>>599147357
no, it's terraria faggot

>>599146966
win

shit on door then shove anus through nigger

>>599147028
Reeeeerall

Bite on your dick locking you in a cannonball position. Then start rolling around gaining momentum and bust through the door

>>599147409
repeat souting "allahu akbar" until something happens

>>599147409
use prolapsed anus as lasso and climb up to the window

Isis comes and breaks you out

>>599147514
relol

>>599147409
Sit down and start jacking off

>>599147537
noice

>>599147409
FIND THAT STUPID BITCH AND RAPE HER

>>599147409
we come up with actions and you seem to interrupt them with whatever you want to happen, anyway I see a window in the room put ass in and take a shit out

Backflip to the window, remove dick with hand and then raise dick in front to the sun like simba and shout "awwwwwww sigueña"

break your arm off to create a chisel to escape, reattach chisel to arm to form a perma-weapon

>>599147537
Winrar

shit so much you make a tower to climb out the window

Run head first inyo the door

>>599147537
WINrar.zip

>>599147409
You find a razorblade in the corner of the empty room. You decide to carefully cut inside a vein on your penis. Blood streams out.

>>599147577
winrar

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>>599147537

>>599147537
>>599147577
double rarwin. dubs>singles?

Pierce own eyes, bite off tongue, lips and fingers. Roll on the floor mumbling and shaking your head until you faint

>>599147787
Faggot we already got a winrar

Masturbate

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>>599147537
You break the knob and crack the window by trowing it to it. You start jacking off. You hear steps. Somebody is comming.

Roll 8 to decide what you do.

>>599147409
Hey fuck you op you did both last time and all I wanted before I went to sleep was for your little poorly drawn faggot to get fisted in the dick hole but no you're to busy sucking tranny dick to do something nice or funny. You need to stop gobbling cocks and take care of the people you fucking weeaboo.

>>599147787
you can decide what you will do, not what will happen

You cum on a generator that explodes a hole in the wall. you are free

>>599148256
You find a razorblade in the corner of the empty room. You decide to carefully cut inside a vein on your penis. Blood streams out. You continue jacking off, only now using your own blood as lube.

>>599148256
wait

>>599148256
Use your "fake death pill" that Sigint told you about

>>599148388
winrar

>>599148256
Try to summon a demon from the seventh circle of hell, using the blood of your prolapsed anus

>>599148388
winrar

Masturbate cuming onto guys face

>>599148256
Cum fast thinking the bitch and drink it

>>599148421
TIME PARADOX

>>599148421
reroll

place legos on floor so step = hurt

>>599148388
Dubs confirmed

>>599148421
Rolling for this

>>599148388
Winrar

Kick down the door and cum on whoever's coming.

>>599148486
Roll

>>599148388

wait for them to enter the room then dress in their clothes and escape

>>599148388
Was rolling for last picture, null and void

>>599148421
WINRAR

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>>599148388
You cum on an imaginary generator (actually on wall), while making explosion noises. A female is looking at you trough the window.

Roll 9 to decide what you do.

>>599149062
Ask her "Who are the Patriots?"

>>599149062
Hey babe want sum fuk?

backflip through the window and EAT HER FACE

>>599149062
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. Rape her

>>599149062

RAPE HER

>>599140742
lay down and die.

>>599149169
kek

hang dragon dildos from the ceilings. weve been waiting for this day

>>599149062
You quickly yell to the woman: "DO YOU MIND?"
Then proceed to wack off again.

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>>599149062
cmon op
if winrar, scoop up cum and throw it at female

>>599149169
not this one

>>599149239
this one

>>599149169
fastwin