you awake to find yourself in a dark room, chained to a wall by your dick. You barely make out a door, but see no knob or handle on it. There is a gear with a lever attached to your dick-chain, but you are hesitant to pull the lever.
5 or dubs decide what you do
Furiously masturbate until dicks falls off. Use detached dick to pry open door.
>>599133585
Rub your nipple until you start to precum, use it as lube to try to free your penis from the chain.
pray to allah and then attempt to blow up a public school
Pull lever
>>599134065
Pull the lever
>>599133585
wait.
Pull lever rub dick on wall to cortorize wound, head but door till it breaks leave
>>599134065
I meant to roll for >>599133914
>>599134065
Roll what?
Going for pull lever
>>599133585
>you awake
That's the scariest part.
>>599134165
The gear that your chain is connected to spins a full turn and you are now hard up against the wall.
Dubs, Trips, 600000000, 9 decides what do next.
>>599134802
Cut off dick
>>599134802
Rip off your arm and shove it up your ass
Lift lever back to it's original position.
>>599134165
you slam the lever down as hard as possible, and the gear violently rips off your dick. after letting out a cry of pain, you hope freedom is worth a ghetto castration.
join isis fgt
>>599135328
7 or dubs decide
>>599134802
Not even OP faggot.
Get out
>>599135328
Put shit on your lip and become the new hitler
YOUR ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO MASTURBATE FIRST
>>599135400
Bend lever to break it off the wall, pick up dick.
>>599135566
Do it OP it makes my dick hard
>>599135666
Evil trips confirms
attempt to reattach dick with stapler
Bumping for OP
>>599135566
You proceed to take a massive dump, and subsequently become shitler. The jews don't stand a chance
1 or dubs decide
>>599136154
Fart so room becomes gas chamber
>>599136154
Examine the room and try to escape, but before you try, you take your dick with you and hope you can reattach it
>>599136154
Insert detached cock into anus, pull lever again
this got me good. 10/10
>>599136154
begin to build panzer tank out of shit
>>599136294
Roll
>>599136408
reroll
>>599136154
You wake up
>>599136407
rooolll
>>599136154
dig to center of earth
>>599136154
Use your still-erect dick to wedge the door open
>>599136407
roll
>>599136416
reroll
>>599136416
Rolling cas lolz
>>599136565
rolly polly
Attempt to open doors so you may be free to start your new shit-reich
>>599136543
Rolling for this
>>599136407
rawling
>>599133585
I have a dream one day we can complete one of these threads, without jacking off to the point of exhaustion
>>599136715
rolling again
>>599136154
Use pubes for stitches, and ripoff a fingernail as a needle and stitch up your severed dick
>>599136621
Winrar
>>599136715
rolling
>>599136833
Dubs confirms
>>599136991
And another
>>599134165
why u slam the lever? why?
become a cuck wizard as you are already missing your dick
>>599136621
you model your shit into a very tiny panzer tank. The jew's survival chances are dwindling now!
1, 5, 0 decides
>>599137624
Ride the panzer tank into the door
>>599137624
ram door, leave.
>>599136791
Reroll
>>599137624
Eat the tank
>>599137624
Stick your dick in your anus, pull lever again
>>599136407
Rolling for me
>>599137277
reroll
>>599137624
Blow up lever
>>599137805
winrar
>>599137860
winrar
>>599137805
Winrar
>>599137860
>>599137805
winrar do both
so much for not doing another one tonight op. glad youre back buddy
>>599137805
you rip out some pubes and a fingernail, begin bleeding profusely, and sew your dick back on. Your hand and crotch area is in exceeding pain, but shitler will not be defeated so easily! Now that you're in one piece(ish) it'd be a good time to focus on getting out of here.
2, 4, 6, 8 decides
>>599138614
Ride panzer tank through the wall
>>599138701
rolling for this for the lulz
>>599138614
neglect escaping, rip dick of again
>>599138614
realize door won't open. rip dick off in frustration
>>599138834
win.rar
>>599138614
>dick is stitched back on upside down
Proceed to get a boner, take a massive piss and rocket up to the ceiling. Shoot out sperm and swing around like Spider-Man